Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to compete to create the world’s greatest. What is this? Brownie sundae. You gotta know before you get so– Look at this brownie. So loud and confident. You gotta know what you’re gonna say. You’re right. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to advocates for trans equality to aid in their mission to boldly imagine a world where trans people live their lives joyfully and without barriers by fighting for the legal and political rights of transgender people in America. And you can join us in giving at Transequality.org. Thank you for being your mythical best. Jordan, come on in. Hello. We have got a treat for you today. Whoa. I’m so excited. Look at the size of these brownies. Lot of confetti. Are you ready for some sweets time? I am. You lowered. Yeah. You lowered. They told me I have to do that. Oh, lowered Jordan. You don’t have to. Come on. Come on. They were like, the guys won’t like it when you’re as tall as them. Come on. Come on. Oh, come on. Introducing Lowered Jordan. Better. Yes, we’re happy with that. Now known as the raised Jordan. Wow. You’re in a good mood today. Yep. He’s in an announcer mood. I, I It’s all that red 40. Sure. Yes, it’s getting to you. You’re amped up. I’ve been, I’ve been red 40’ed. I love that. You would’ve been the guy that would go out before the war and, and say what was about to happen versus fighting in the war. That’s announcing the preeminent battle between two. That would be your role. Companies and I shall not participate beyond this current level of participation. I think you’ve a trumpet too though. [trumpet noise] Okay. I’m having fun already. Uh, who? I don’t know who won last time. I dunno who’s going, I don’t know who, who’s going first? Brownie. It’s up to you. Who’s going first? Why’s this brownie so big? Pick a number between one and 10. 10, what’d you say? Seven. You’re closer. It was three, so you were going first. But I will say this might have a little different strategy than the other ones we’ve done because a brownie is my favorite dessert. And I, in a perfect world, would just eat this exactly like this. Okay, so we put all the toppings next to it on the table. I don’t know. I have no clue what that means. I’m just letting you know. Mm-hmm. My personal preference would probably be just to enjoy a brownie like this, unfortunately. And the brownie itself is a King Arthur Baking company, gluten-free ultimate fudge brownie. Oh, keeping it on King Arthur. King Arthur. Gluten free also has provided his round brownie called The Round. For the lowered Myrick to now taste. Thank you. And I’m assuming that’s a Sporked pick of the, of the brownie. Yes, yes, yes. Sporked loves this brownie mix. Go ahead, make your choice. Eat this. Yeah. I’m only doing this. It’s only gonna get worse. I’m only doing this to upset. The bugle boy. Chocolate chip cookie dough, ice cream, boo chocolate. How many ice creams do we have? We have four. Benny Mary. Wow. Alright. Then I will take, I’m gonna take the Vanil. Mm hmm. Okay. I feel like now that you both have an ice cream, I can say that I don’t really like my brownies with ice cream. Well, you know what I’m about to do? What are we supposed to do? Well, there’s two more ice creams out there. But it felt like an even playing field. It felt like I could say it now, you know? Well, you know what? Okay. I’m not gonna add anything to it right now. I don’t know. I’m not gonna go for ice cream. I don’t know. Because what I’m gonna do is, oh, I brought my own. I think you brought your own. I think you got to have the hot fudge. Oh, I love hot fudge. I would like the hot fudge, please. Incredible choice. And this technique is what? I just wanted to see how hard, or hard and scoopable it was. Okay. It, it looks like it’s pretty scoopable. Yeah. This Häagen-Dazs vanilla though is unbelievable. I don’t really believe in vanilla ice cream. This one is very good. Okay. Lang, you don’t, huh? Let me taste it. Oh, it’s soft. Do you see how soft it was? Well, he’s done a lot to this time. Is that ’cause you eviscerated it? Yeah, he’s done kind of a tar, tar preparation to top of that ice cream. That is good. It’s delicious, right? It’s unbelievable. How can do. They’re great. Link your turn. He got hot fudge. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap. Why are you upset? Because you don’t even like ice cream. Well, what the heck am I? But maybe you could make something so delicious that it would change my perspective on everything. I’m going, that’s only taste chocolate chip cookie because I’m trying to. Create a new base. Mm-hmm. That’s not just about, oh, and they’re, but they’re chopped. They’re, they’re pulsed it looks like, did not want them to be pulsed. Uh, can we reconstitute the cookies, please? Nope. Uh, well, the PAs and everyone were like, no, you left the, you left the door open link. And so I’m gonna walk right through it and get the caramel sauce as well. Ugh. Whoops. And, you know, I love sauce. I’m fine with that. ’cause what I’m gonna do is. I’m smushing the cookies into the brownie. So this is fun. This becomes a totally different thing now. I love that. Okay, so now when I do eventually add ice cream, you’re not gonna think of this as a brownie anymore. Oh, okay. Okay. The thing, brownie is an ingredient, but it’s no longer, so the thing that Jordan liked the most, yes. Not gonna be thinking about it at all. It’s not Okay. It could be a strategy because it could be like, so I don’t wanna ruin this thing that you love. They can think they can enjoy the rest of the stuff. But that’s why I think this is so interesting, because I’m like, you do have to use a different strategy. Yeah. What’s yours? Uh, my strategy is I think that if I make something that is super saucy. Mm-hmm. ’cause I think the thing about a brownie that makes it better than cake is the fact that it’s moist. Yes. And so I’m basically just like. If you like things moist. I do. I’m gonna go super moist. Perfect. That’s my strategy. And maybe you’ll maybe, you know what? It’ll all, all compliment itself. I’m excited. We got dry boy over here though. It’s very dry so far. Yeah. He actually took something moist and he made it dry. Yeah. Which is why I’m going for Butter Fingers. Oh. He is a famously dry candy. Staying dry now. Butter fingers are delicious, but they are dry. And then I’m going, I’m going around the edge. Oh. A mote of butter fingers. And then what I’m gonna do is there’s not a trace of here. Put that. Yeah, you did. Wow. Now I am going to go with the whipped topping. Okay. Yeah, that one. We have two. We have a vegan one and a regular one. Now, here’s something else I have to say. Let’s still good about this vegan, whatever, that it tastes delicious for a vegan whip topping. Okay. It’s delicious. Um, but I don’t like whip topping that much in general. Yeah. And listen, you don’t like, this is your whole dry, your dry scape thing would be really thrown off if you added whip topping to it. This looks like dune. Yeah. I’m creating a, a cinematic world for you to. Learn new things about yourself and I’m excited. Get high off dust. I am excited. Yeah. If you snort this, you will become a God. Okay, I’ll do it if I have to. Um, so that’s why I am going with the mean cornflakes. Serve dry as well, corn. Keep doing it, man. I, yeah, he’s gonna suck every last drop of moisture out of me, but mine’s gonna be so wet. ’cause right now I’m taking the vegan whip topping as well. Wow. It’s, and I don’t know, this is a story of contrast. How do you dry out ice cream? Ooh, look at that. That’s, I don’t know. So tasty. Yeah. This is really nice. Wow. I do want to try the vegan. Um, I’m just gonna help yourself get in there. Straight hair vegan tru True whip. Hmm. Huh? It takes a little vegan guys. It is vegan. Okay. Yeah. Keep in mind, Sporked has to, Sporked has to provide stuff for everybody. That’s right. That’s right. So this is the best vegan version of a whipped cream, and I think it’s delicious for what it is. It’s very thick. Does it taste? Exactly like cool whip. No, no, of course not. It tastes like if I went to a preschool and just started sucking on toddler’s fingers. Oh, why do you have to say things like that? I’m sure that’s what they would taste like. These are things to keep inside and I strangely can’t get enough. And he loves it and he loves it. Uh, link. Could you place, uh, my, oh, I’m sorry. Thing on the vegan whips. Topping please and put one of yours on the corn flake. It’s so weird. We have fully forgotten about the. All right. What else is dry? Caramel popcorn. Huh? Caramel popcorn? Yeah. Yes. Okay. These are not, Hmm? These are not pulverized. Yep. They could be that, huh? They could be in a moment. See why, why, why do I, why do I like this? Yeah. You talk smack about it, like it was bad, but now you’re addicted to it. Um hmm. This is good. I, it is like Play-Doh. Hmm. But what is it made out of? I don’t know. Dust, plant powder, expel pressed palm. Kernel oil. Palm oil, tapioca syrup, and sugar. I’m gonna go tapioca thing with the maraschino cherries. Okay. There’s a wetness there. Hmm. Um, there’s a dryness with these vegan mini marshmallows. Oh, I do love this kettle corn or caramel corn. It’s so good. It’s very good where there’s original flavor. Mm-hmm. These are very, very dark. Not maraschino looking. Yeah. What’s going on there? So now we’ve got, she’s a topper. What do we gotta do now? We’ve gotta do, um. They’re not as good as the ones that done. You’re think about have, I’m thinking about the two ice cream, because it’s more like a luxado cherry almost. It’s like fancier. I mean, it’s not bad, but it’s not doing what I want it to do. Okay. But it’s just a topper. A lot. Okay. Uh, yeah, you’re gonna immediately need to taste mine after you’ve tasted his, in order to swallow his. Well, that’s what I’m wondering. I’m like, do I moisten myself up with yours and then I have his. You know what? I guess I should start drinking water. Okay. Well, I am going to. Ah, thick link with the strawberry ice cream, and I’m gonna take the chocolate ice cream. Okay. I do like chocolate ice cream rather than st. Strawberries, so that’s great. Okay. Now I begin to assemble, but this is great strawberry ice cream. Wow. Okay. What a difference. Hmm. A difference a day makes. What a difference. A day makes is a thing you could say. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I want to really. So I’m not gonna overwhelm you with ice cream here ’cause I want you to have plenty of brownie surface, okay. To enjoy straight brownie. Okay? If that’s what you’re into. Sure. And we know it is. And what you’re, so you’re, this is wet and everything else you’ve done is dry. That’s why I’m trying to localize it and minimize the wetness as much as possible. But I do have to taste it. Remember I have to get a bite of every single element. Yeah, you do. But it’s the best I could do. Okay. And that right there, I think little solid. Okay, sure. It really cooled down. Yeah. Let’s do that for both of those. Yeah. And while you’re doing that, I’ll let y’all know that this is the last day to grab your tee for the 2025 Golden tee of Mythicality giveaway. Remember, we’re giving away $50,000 in cash prizes, so get your tee now, and the fortune could be yours. Must be 18 or older. I got a two bill on my ice cream. Very dry, so. No purchase necessary terms and conditions apply. Void where prohibited. Visit mythical.com for more details. This is fake, right? Nope. All real. That’s why it says the motion picture purposes. Oh, okay. Im props. We trust. Alright. Would’ve been more impressive if you had done it with real money. Uh, okay. Well that can be arranged. I have, I mean, I have a five in my, I don’t even have my wallet. Okay. Um, mine is ready to take, so now I’ve moved to the front of the line. I love that you’ve kind of just done so much with the hand you’ve been dealt. Mm-hmm. I feel like you really utilized everything. I feel like he dealt himself the hand, and I want you to eat it with a fork just to be clear and eat it with a fork. Okay. I guess I, I was thinking the money, you know, I like that he incorporated the money. I think that’s, I actually think that’s charming. Okay. But I have to eat a little bit of the money since you plated it with it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So let’s do Good, good, good. I’m the opposite of Myrick. I like my ice cream with nothing else. Mm hmm. And I don’t like brownies. Hmm. It’s gotta be a really, really good brownie. Lots of texture. Love the Butterfinger and the popcorn, I think is an incredible addition. Oh, is your mouth bleeding? No, but it is dry. Mm-hmm. Mm. I have corn flakes stuck. Like up what? Like at the base of my, what I would assume is my sinus cavity. Like under my lip. Yeah. Good. Um, that’s a good thing. That’s where, um, ’cause there’s so kind of, so much in this, um, I, that’s a good reminder to clean up there occasionally. Yeah. A lot of stuff can get up there. And I learned that today. It’s called your inner mustache. It’s your inner, your inside, your inner mustache. To clean that clean up. What do you do? Water Pick, uh, finger. Finger, finger scrape, cleaner, dirty, clean. Got it. Okay. Um, I don’t know if the money added to the taste. But it didn’t hurt either. Um, no, I honestly, there’s so much stuff going on that when I ate the fake paper money, I didn’t really notice it. Um, so I guess that’s a testament to how much this has going on. Um, so you like a cash mule? I’m exactly like a cash mule. I also liked the strawberry ice cream with this. I thought it had a nice fruity brightness that paired really well with the saltiness of the corn flakes. Hmm. I didn’t really get ’em all Marshmallow. Yeah, I think it’s nice. It’s not dry, and that’s what I love about it as much as you tried. Dang. Okay. Mine’s very wet. Whoa. I gave you, it’s kind of sexy. I gave, yeah, yeah, that’s what I was going for. Whoa. It’s, it’s mound like. It’s like dripping wet. Yeah. I put all the sauces and it looks like boobs on top. I gave you two uh, cherries. That’s awesome. And uh, did you want this to look like boobs? Yes. Okay. And there is a little bit of the vegan topping in the middle, but Ooh. Just enough. Just enough to know it’s there. You also missed the pouring of the sauces. Was that sexy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play it back right now in slow motion. I was winking. Um, okay. I’ll have to watch that when it it comes out and you can, you can part the, the, the whipped cream seed. That’s encouraging. Spread the boobs. Yeah. This feels dirty. Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn’t be doing this at work. This is called Moist Mountain. Okay. And honey, I’ve been there before. Okay, let’s. C. Okay. Dri. Mine’s called Drive Valley, the Valley of Dry Bones, and I have never been there and I will never go there. Okay. Oh, I’m blowing on it. Why did I do that? Because it’s so hot, dude, and I blow on it. It’s so hot. That reminds me of like, sometimes when I open my deodorant, I’ll like. Smell it before I put it on. Have you ever done that? I do that every time. Why? Well, I just recently got a new deodorant and I love the smell of it, and so I just like, oh, mine is more like this. It’s like very utilitarian. I like take it down. I take it and then I put it on like, what? You wanna make gone bad? I guess. So. Turned okay. Mm. Wow. That’s not gonna be good. Too much. Too much. Too much, man. You know, sometimes the greatest part about camping is when you get back ’cause you’ve like survived it. Mm-hmm. I feel like I’ve, I’ve given you this, that, that feeling. I have a sense of accomplishment because I ate it. Yeah, you made it through the desert. Alright. Well I do think both are very, very good. I’m shocked to say this. It’s felt like you were really trying to sabotage yourself. I was. And then it. That’s what happens. Yeah. Bit you in the ass. I think they did. I think they need be, you did a good job. They need to be served together. I do think served together, they would be perfect. ’cause I think the corn flakes and the caramel corn on this would be like absolutely unbelievable. Like a wet dry vac. Like a wet dry vac. Yep. Mm-hmm. A vacuum cleaner you use for both. For both wet and dry. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that brings us to that time. Mm-hmm. Today in the battle. Of Brownie sundaes. The winner is, can I get a drum roll? Now, remember, mine’s called Dry Valley. Rhett. Moist Mountain brings it home. But I’ll say that’s a great flavor profile. Delicious. You could take every single thing on yours and put it on top of mine. Yeah, that would be a perfect Sunday. I agree. I think it would be absolutely great. This is just so rich and chocolatey and gooey and delicious. It’s like everything you want from a brownie and even having all that whipped topping on there, which I traditionally don’t enjoy, it still tasted incredible. This is a nightmare and there’s plenty to go around. Let’s just lock up for the day, you guys. Let’s just hit it. Single file into the dry valley. We’re giving away $50,000 in cash prizes for the 2025 Golden Tee of Mythicality giveaway, and it’s your last day to grab your tee for a chance to win a fortune. We’re here for our tarot Reading. I am sensing money in the future. Ah yes. Oh, not for you. Oh. 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