welcome to Good Mythical Moore oh no you didn’t and now that you have we will all What can’t remember you don’t know what we’re doing well I’m going to give you a second to figure it out i literally just said it i bet you we are going to we’re going to we’re going to na we’re going to we’re going to name train cars as they go by on a track exactly and um it’s going to be so much fun and then we’re it’s not going to be fun and it’s going to get fun again and then the train’s going to end yeah yeah yeah uh Audible let’s do what he just said audles here today we’re going to uh we’re going to uh match to to the location but first we’re going to we’re going to match one star Google reviews to tourist attraction the tourist attraction with no other context and then we’re going but first we’re going to play ABC the game ways to send back your order at a restaurant we’re going to go fast a different thing would have been better than this butt cheeks cook it again dang y’all every time I come here this happens freak it open and I’ll walk out of here that didn’t make sense but hold on if it wasn’t freak but it was How did butt cheeks make sense cuz that’s the first thing he said he cut me off that was I mean that was he he crossed a line with butt cheeks but I was like okay I was about some people might say that some people might say that if you’re leaving a restaurant and it sucks and you say butt cheeks that wasn’t even the assignment though but I’m saying in another way to send it back to the kitchen in another scenario um okay i know that Brett you have to spit some chocolate bars but let’s read some reviews ready for that um long line to get through security and way longer line to get up lots of scammers in and outside it’s the icon of the city but that’s it not sure if it’s worth the money and wait to say you walked through the money and wait it’s not sure if Yeah worth hey you know what a arch is easy to walk through but Oh I’mma guess something else eiffel Tower hold on i bet it was the um Oh yeah yeah that’s a good one too way longer line to get up i was going to say the um the administrative building at uh Campbell University campbell University no I was going to say there’s no scammers in and outside the Empire State Building but um no scammers on the inside of the Empire State Building i don’t think there’s scammers inside the Eiffel Tower the arch either no there’s nothing inside of the arch there’s a museum buried underneath and don’t let them tell you different there is an elevator that goes through the arch like this i don’t believe that isn’t there yes yes there is there is but I don’t believe it um cuz we couldn’t get on it it was closed that day it It was something about you got to reserve a ticket yeah I got to have tickets uh limited space but the icon of the city Eiffel Tower but how are there scammers inside can you go inside of the Eiffel Tower okay we’re saying Eiffel Tower hold on but not sure if it’s worth the money and wait to say you walked through you walked through the Eiffel Tower through the Eiffel Tower yes def that’s the only thing you I think but walk through that’s all it there’s nothing else to it no but is that the way that you would describe the Eiffel Tower i think you would be like to go to it to get in it to go up it you wouldn’t say walk through all right so I’m saying Empire State Building there’s no way and it’s not the icon of the city anymore listen it’s the summer this is not the level of thought we need to be putting into anything have we said it yet i’m going to need a final answer because everything Empire State Building for me you’re saying Empire State Building i’m going to say Eiffel Tower it’s the Eiffel Tower oh great i’ll celebrate by letting y’all know one two three and to the four give me all your chocolate or I’m going to rap some more chocolate chocolate uh what’s that called a chocolate Nobody gave me chocolate chocolate bars nobody gave me any chocolate have you been to the Eiffel Tower have you been there oh I’ve only been to the south of France have you Link he’s only been to the south of France as well you know not to bring it up i haven’t been either i haven’t been to Paris do you want to go to Tupari i have a long list of places I want to go and I guess that’s on it yeah but it feels like obligation to visit is it a physical list no yeah she carries it in her pocket all right that’s fair i’ve been there what uh that was old man Carney old man Carney old man Carney’s been there this the uh the Okay it’s Carney old man Carney yes i went on New Year’s Eve one year okay and what And how do you feel about the uh the review did you think it was worth it i give it three stars [Music] oh man carney seen better days even earlier in the impression i feel like I feel like you lost it oh no i think he got it back there stars um old man Carney how do you How do you keep your pills straight sounds like a start of a joke yep yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I’m just being friendly i wanted to give you another chance sending to one of them camps you know what I’m talking about pretty good yeah so how do you keep your pills straight sending one of them but what do they call those camps pharmacy camps no the camps that No no no if I don’t let’s not I don’t know what joke you’re making but I don’t like the terms no no when you change somebody who’s gay back to not being gay yeah I know i know those camps i mean it doesn’t they don’t work all right not only do they not work we are anti anti that camp we’re anti that camp but but what he’s saying is in an analogous way yeah that would be it would be an inappropriate joke to make about how do you keep your pills straight sending to one of them camps conversion camp one star for you yeah right that was it that’s the one okay all right we kind of walked right into that one let’s see if I can distract everybody my name’s Rhett what my name’s Rapping Rhett and I’m here to say my favorite candy bar is Milky Way that wasn’t a That sucks let me keep going sour Patch Kids star i don’t know why I’m cool mode D sour Patch Kids Starburst and Twix i’m going to show off my rapping tricks yeah i’ I I’ve never heard a rapper say that yeah yeah right that’s so original rapping tricks yeah i got some uh something something something something tricks what bricks i’mma show off my my rapping tricks yeah that’s what I did okay did you ride tricks with tricks cereal no twix twix twix twix yeah yeah yeah uh this is from Savannah who says “Don’t go here.” Savannah the staff was horrific to my 5-year-old grandson yelling at him for touching the fence not only that the Not only that the island was disgusting and trash everywhere people were pushing us around i lost my husband oh oh I’m so sorry oh god oh my god educational the boat drive over here was horrible too as a person who has lived on this world for 61 years I know this place should be closed i’m so sorry for it 61y old woman loses her husband um what kind of place could all this happen at lose your husband expect an education but not get one have a horrible boat ride now if I say an answer you can’t have it statue of Liberty ellis Island bend over you’ve been to Ellis Island so you would know it’s got a fence i didn’t get to go that day cuz Shepherd was sick i don’t think he has a fence and then when we were in Australia I didn’t get to go to the Blue Mountains because Shepherd was sick i didn’t really want to go to the treasure i had to take care of your son both times one time he got bit by a wombat wombat [Music] yep yeah my old oldest son he apparently he saw a wombat that there was a sign that says “Whatever you do don’t stick your fingers in here they will bite your fingers.” And he stuck his finger in there and they bit it and then on the other trip we went to the Blue Mountains in Australia hold on that’s the scene trip that was my attempt at a joke back to the drawing board do you understand what I was going for i was trying to say that like Lock got bit by a wombat in New York City okay well that Yeah there’s probably a way to structure that yeah all right what I would have said that’s my answer what I would have said is it was not a good time those wombats on Ellis Island i mean we got to workshop this but there’s I’m improving it who What’s the name of the um Never mind i don’t think there’s another answer besides the Statue of Liberty Ellis Island that makes sense so I’m going to go with You are correct it is the Statue of Liberty i gave it to you um did not go up inside her that’s the correct answer what’s that that’s a correct answer correct answer yeah I gave it to you uh did you not like the Do you remember Did you remember going well yeah I remember going why would I remember going well what kind of star rating would you have given it because I was like cuz I thought to myself cuz the Blue Mountain thing I was upset about but I ended up staying there and Jesse went with Lock yep but then the Statue of Liberty thing when he got sick I volunteered it was really hot it was hot i was like I’ll stay here with Shepherd you go you go you have this experience it was nice to see it but tertiary buildings were under construction when I was there oh it had scaffolding on it too no she had scaffolding on no she was she was done really but the tertiaries under construction yeah bathroom situation a bit ad hoc did you lose your husband husband a little bit lost for a bit uh that was me i was hot oh it was bad on that you’d made the right decision well my name is Rhett and I’m a rapping boy i’ll fill your heart with almond joy look at me rapping i’m as hard as it gets eating chocolate mixed with peanuts caramel and nougat you’re on thin ice the the syllables there give it one more chance here sit back you’re not a newscaster i got to get it you’re spitter man okay okay look at me rapping i’m as hard as it gets eating chocolate mixed with pages caramel nougat that’s That’s good you Yeah yeah yeah i got more but I’ll save it no no no no i’m saying let’s get rid of all of them no i’m stretching it out this is my thing christine says “The clock is old and outdated who can read an analog clock nowadays please remove it please remove it please remove it one star and this is not a joke it’s just not funny enough to be a joke please don’t hold me to that standard it’s like the womb bad thing old man Carney he’s back should we engage [Laughter] that’s always the question with old man Carney should we engage he’s coming oh he’s coming out of the house should we engage should we just keep walking he won’t catch up it’s obviously Big Ben yeah Big Ben please remove it please remove it it was not That had scaffolding on it when I was there this is a joke nope review not this is a joke review there’s no way not that Christine yeah this is a joke really really thinks this but why would you do this why would you do this for the joke well here we are talking about it i don’t know if this is this next one is from Krishna Krishna Krishna Kant who says could could have better if painted in pink color instead of boring white ouch white could have been better if pink in color instead of white so what’s white this is not a joke because this person has left 107 reviews and boring white is that redundant much what about I mean I was thinking the word color i don’t think the word color is necessary in this sentence that’s what you think is wrong with this sentence but Ben be een was necessary and wasn’t there could have been better yeah that’s another problem with it it’s missing the word bean i do like the capitalizing of boring just so we know that it’s a official color washington monument make it look like a wiener like flesh like you know like a Caucasian wiener boring white you win you win paint it the color of a boring white wiener which is pink in color everybody wins the Washington monument is not painted it’s stones but the White House is painted so I’m going with White House you would think that’s not that’s not it taj Mahal okay taj Mahal yeah i’ve always wished it was pink um of course Preston’s review I also believe is is not a joke too much stairs too much stairs washington monuments you can’t walk they don’t let you go on those stairs in the Washington Monument i’m If we’re sticking with monuments I’m going to say to Abe Lincoln man too much stairs what did you say abe Lincoln man this place that I have been to does have a lot of stairs but you don’t have to climb them in order to get there there’s multiple ways to get there to this place that Rhett has also been machu Picchu oh gosh you guys are having a little love fest over here over Machu Picchu i’m a candy bar badass there’s a lot of syllables here i better I’m a candy bar don’t mess with me eating up the competition like my name is Nestle ah okay keep going okay hershey’s is the best know what I mean it makes me want to Come on now okay hershey’s is the best know what I mean it makes me want to cookies and cream uh I’ll give you another chance no no no i got one more i’m going to end on that i’m going to end on that i’m going to I’m going to I’m going to end on that terra says more like Grand Ditch grand Canyon have you seen the new Grand Canyon Tik Tok no like the official Tik Tok where the kid goes up to the Grand Canyon no looks at it and then turns to his parents and says “Where’s the canyon what do you think he was looking for?” Uh a bike i don’t I don’t know if he knows what a canyon is it’s like all the whole shot is just canyon yeah I’ve been there and he looks at it and he’s like “Where’s the canyon?” I’m just saying my I made a bike joke there i just feel a little underappreciated today say it again um today yeah canyon i said “Um what did you say?” And then I said I said “Where’s the canyon?” I said “Do you you said is he making a joke?” And I said “Is it a bike joke or something?” I I made a joke i didn’t say the word joke uh the tail is in the tape i think the joke is there and I My point is I really think is it because Canyon is a bike brand bingo and I think that if if we export that as a Tik Tok we can make it into it could really hit home with the biking community and just in case it doesn’t work though on Tik Tok I’m going to add a little something at the end just to maybe to safe it no no no well here’s the thing okay you know what i know I that’s a good idea but I’m also going to say and you know what just throw one of Red’s wraps up there just see throw my bone so the same thing that I just said but you’re trying to make it look like it was your idea okay this is your TikTok though i’m not in this no this is the end of your TikTok so that’s where we I I want you to have your own Tik Tok we’re going to do it separately your rapping is going to be in a Tik Tok yeah but then there’s going to be a separate one that’s what you just did with this at the end but but then you’ll say the reason why my TikTok did so well is cuz you and I don’t want you to be in it cuz I want it to be clear that it was only me and the joke I made about Canyon Bikes yeah yeah not a sponsor it’s going to kill on TikTok but um throw a bone and also post his rap yo yo yo I’m a candy dude i’d eat Snickers bar in a coffin nude what in a coffee yo yo yo I’m a candy dude i’d eat a Snickers bar in a coffin nude [Laughter] yeah that’s probably not going to save it yeah don’t put that in my Tik Tok and I don’t want that anywhere near my Tik Tok put that at the end of a montage of all of his raps we’ll see which does better cockatric’s Cove Pocket Tea and Sticker Patch now available at mythical.com