Welcome to Good Mythical More, where Rhett and Link face off to build the best banana split ever split. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to Habitat for Humanity to aid in their mission to help build, to help people in local communities all over the world build and improve a place they can call home. And you can join us in giving at habitat.org. Welcome, Jordan. Myrick!! Hello. Hello. Hello. How you been, Jordan? I’m doing well. How are you? Good. Do you, um, do you have a preference on whether or not someone says the D in your name? Say it both ways? Jordan. Okay. Jordin. I think I like the second way better. Jordin? Jordan. Jordan. I, I do it. Right in the middle. I make everybody happy. Say it. Jordan. Jordan. Yeah. I don’t hear a D in it. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. You have the, to say a D, your tongue has to literally make contact with the back of your teeth. DDD. Jordan is I think technically how it’d be pronounced. Jordan. But I’ve never heard anyone say it like that. I think you guys say it most similarly to how my parents say it. Right? Right. Okay. Right, right, right. Jordan. Jordan, we’ll ground you too. No, come on. Yep. Please. If you don’t, if you don’t make a good effort today, you gonna be grounded. Why. Grountet, no D. Yeah. Alright. Okay. What’s your relationship with, Bring it in. Yeah. Thought you were gonna ask me what my relationship with my parents was. With banana splits. Like is this a go-to thing? No. There’s only seems to be something better to order. Yes, I agree. I’m also a soft serve guy, so I love Dairy Queen. Um, there’s a place I grew up going to called Coors Brothers, that was like– Coors Brothers. Yeah. It was like soft serve custard, almost. The banquet of custard. Is that like Good Berries? Have you been to Good Berries? What’s Good Berries? Good Berries is, uh, they called it concrete, but it was like a custard. And they would, would they serve it to you. They would hand it to you and they would turn it upside down. Just like dairy Queen. Yeah, I like that so hard Ice cream is not really my thing. And bananas for me are normally breakfast, not dessert. Um, I don’t know. I just don’t really, think of, I don’t really think about banana split. I love a banana split, but I do not order them unless someone says, Hey, let’s get banana splits. And I’m like, okay, I’m on banana. Hey, let’s get banana splits. Okay, I’m here. Let’s do it. Who’s first? Who’s first? Um, pick a, pick a, pick a fruit. Pick a fruit. Strawberry, raspberry. Pick another fruit. Blueberry. Uh, tangerine. Okay. It was orange. Oh, okay. Citrus, citrus. Family. Yeah. I was gonna take the color or the citrus, but you were pretty close. Let’s see what’s first. See, I’m, I’m looking at the, we got vanilla ice cream, strawberry ice cream, chocolate ice cream and peanut butter ice cream. Ooh, I’m gonna take the peanut butter Half bake. All right. Oh, good choice. Delish. Very good choice. Good choice. Good choice. All of these are Sporked choices. Yeah. You can’t go wrong with buying any of these. True. That’s the gift that Sporked gives you every single time. I’m a tonight dough man myself. But this is a close second probably. This is delicious. It really is. But you have to say tonight dough, ’cause you guys love Jimmy Fallon. No, we don’t. You don’t? No, we don’t. I feel like you’re always on his show. No, we, you, we don’t have to say, but we do love. You just said don’t, he said Yout. Don’t love Jimmy Fallon. No. I said, no, we don’t have to say it. Right, but that I’m clarifying what you mean by that. But he said, we don’t love Jimmy Fallon. No, I, that’s what he said. Yeah. I love Jimmy Fallon. I just don’t have to say it. Yeah, right. I, that’s what I don’t, No, we don’t have to say it is what I should have said. But you do love Jimmy Fallon. Yes. Yes. He paused. Yes. Yes, yes. Of course I do. Yes. Okay. Rhett loves Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. I like Jimmy Kimmel. Never been on his show. I think that there’s something going on there. Why haven’t you been on Jimmy Kimmel? I think if you’re on one, it’s harder to get on the other. Really? Yeah. I feel like people like Saoirse Ronan and stuff have been on both. Well, you have to be a big star to be on both, or hard to pronounce names. Big star. Big, big star. Big star. Rhett, choose. Crushed pineapple. What? That’s psycho. I’m gonna go– That’s actually mentally unwell. What’s going on? Two fruits, no ice cream. Ew. You pervert. I’ve got chocolate. And it did, I, I just saw it and it hit me. I just, I won it. I love the combination of these things and I love that. The pineapple, banana combination. And I didn’t wanna lose the opportunity for it down the line. Okay. I think it’s gonna be good, but it’s absolutely unheard of to pick first. Yep. But you know, I respect you. Could you, where is it there? It’s, oh God, we, no one will ever choose that again. I think that I am. There’s not vanilla ice cream in this. It’s chocolate and peanut butter ice cream. Oh. So now I’m just gonna get some vanilla ice cream too. Two ice creams. And these are really good ice cream, huh? Well, there’s still four ice creams up there. That is the best vanilla there. Okay. There are four ice creams. Yeah. Okay. Just don’t, don’t get ice cream. What if I did no ice cream? Yeah. Go. I think you would lose, I think you would have to lose. Right? I know what it feels like and sometimes I’ve won, uh, bold choices lead to bold conclusion. That’s actually true. Well, crushed pineapple was my first choice. Let let us not– Keep it going. Let us not forget. Wow. It’s not enough to hang a bold life on, um. Everyone’s being exciting. Fruity pebbles. You keep doing the eyebrows at me. Yeah, I did it at him too, but mostly at you. Wow. What’s going on? It’s cute. I’m up to something. Okay. That’s what it feels like. Because right now, Link’s gonna be stuck with only ice cream. Well, I’m gonna have all the toppings. This is a bad strategy, my guy. There’s so many toppings inside of my ice cream. That’s true. But so just to clarify– Peanut M&M’s. You want both. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Ice cream and toppings. Okay. Historically, maybe you’ll do something totally different. Maybe you make me a fruit salad that I say is the best banana split I’ve ever had. I don’t know. Now. Marshmallow topping versus whipped cream. What is marshmallow toppings like? Marshmallow, fluff. Um, still looking at toppings. Interesting. You don’t like whipped cream that much? I know that you’ve said that. You’re right. Marshmallow topping. Marshmallow top. Okay. Whatever. Uh, you think I’m flying too close to the sun? I think it’s weird strat. I feel like he keeps doing his eyebrows. You’re making strange choices. I feel like you guys are gonna surprise me with something. Like someone’s gonna come out and be like, you thought today was weird? It’s actually– Well, I play it safe a lot on the show ’cause he goes so crazy. Yeah. And I just like, maybe I’ll switch it up. Alright. I, I do, I really do respect that and I want to encourage that. So I’m gonna go with the chocolate ice cream. Okay, now I, now I’ve come to a crossroads. Alright, it’s the devil’s game now. I’ve come to a crossroads. You have one choice. I think you would have– Don’t you do it. To lose, right? Right. But what gonna taste like offscreen thing, right? People are nodding yes. Like there’s literally an ice cream. They’re all busy doing their own jobs. It’s your job to think. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Alright. Mm-hmm. Um, sorry. I thought this would be kind of like a communal family thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It’s not, none of us are related. It’s actually toxic to use family verbiage in a work environment for you. You’re the boss. Not for me. It’s cute. All right. Ask ’em what they think. You know what I, Hitch, would you consider you and I both to be a family in a way? Don’t respond. Hitch immediately said yes. And that family is the L-G-B-T-Q family. That’s right. Family. Family, thank you. Who else is back there? Who else? Who else would consider you’re looking family? You’re looking for queer people? No, I’m not looking for queer. Okay. Katrina says family. Who else would consider me family? KG. Absolutely. KG lives in my old apartment. Well, now you’re on thin ice. Chase. A hundred percent. Because you’re leaving James out. James, did you, James, did you raise your hand? I got both hands on the board, man. I’m mixing. Alright. Both hands on the board. Both hands on the board. I respect that. Okay. But you also have both hands on my heart. You’re my family. Right there, oh, that’s wonderful. I love that. To rip it out. I’ll take the hot fudge. I, strawberry ice cream. You’re sick. Strawberry ice cream. Cream. You are sick and you’re gonna go to jail. Gimme that strawberry ice cream. Oh hell yeah. Wow. Okay. I want you to. We gotta, these gotta stick harder. Okay. And, oh, come on. Don’t talk to my brother Lucas, like that. Okay. And I will take the caramel sauce as well, which means that my brother so far doesn’t have any toppings. This is unwell. He has peanut m and ms, which I don’t really like. Wow. Sorry, I’m clutching these out of nervousness. Did you just choose two in a row? Yeah. No. No. You, because I chose chocolate, uh, sauce. You chose strawberry ice cream? Strawberry ice cream? I think the, um, whipped cream because it’s like warm ice cream. I don’t… You can put Rhett’s on. Rhett’s trying to steal ’em. Okay. Whatcha doing my guy? Okay. I’m sorry. You’re being crazy today. Uh. I’ll take it. I’ll give it to Link. Wow. He just told you I don’t really like whipped cream. Why did you choose that? Because, uh, it’s gonna get lost in this, in this sauce. Okay. Okay. Hmm. Okay. And I want you to start liking it. You’re trying to change me. I think that, I think there’s gonna be something un unexpected about this, because here’s the thing. Really? What makes a banana split? A split banana. Do I have that? Yes. Yes. Alright, fine. I accept it. That’s true. They don’t, it’s not a, I think I was thinking ice cream sundae. It’s not an ice cream sundae. Right, right, right. It’s a split banana. This man has four ice creams. What’s he gonna do with himself? You’re right. I feel like I’m censoring myself in a show with the ice creams. Look at, look at the, look at the image. Look, uh, I’m gonna go like, you didn’t sign the contract to be here. Yeah, I’ve already got marshmallow. Fluff. So I’m gonna go gummy bears. Ugh. This is my fiance’s topping of choice on ice cream. And she lets them sit so they get really hard and I think it’s disgusted. I hate that. Isn’t that nasty? Yeah, but mine doesn’t have what? Whipped cream. I’m gonna ice cream. Ice cream. So they’re not gonna get cold. Wait. Mini marshmallows. The gummy bears are gonna stay soft. I was thinking of everything. Very smart. He’s very smart. Okay. Mini marshmallows, are these, these are tasty. Oh yeah, these are great. And these are also vegan, so if you can’t have gelatin, you can have these. And then I’ll take the, uh, the cherries. Oh, I love a cherry. Mine is so fruity. This is the fruitiest thing. Wow. Again, I’m an ally. Okay. Okay. You see what I’m going with? Wow. It’s time to mix, huh? Yeah. Why do we have so many of these left? I don’t know how that happened because I feel like missing stuff. You got the cherries and I’m not cherries. Okay, let’s get to it. Okay. Wow. This is like one of those displays in front of the ice cream shop that’s not really made of ice cream, but. Oh, it’s made of like styrofoam. Yeah. It’s like, oh, it’s gonna fall and stuff. Wow. What’s everyone’s ice cream flavor of choice? Tonight Dough. Really? Above all else? Yes. Okay. I, I really want to try this. I think you’ll really like it ’cause of the peanut butter flavor. If I’m, if a vacation and I’m, and it’s not like grocery store, it’s like at a ice cream shop. Yeah. You’re at a parlor. Uh, mint chip. Mint chip. Woo. Unexpected. What about you? You’re at a parlor. Um, I usually get something with peanut butter. Mm-hmm. And I get that on the bottom because peanut butter’s a stronger flavor. And then on the top I get something that’s more vanilla… Based. Okay. Something that’s a little… That’s actually making me horny. That’s crazy. That looks so good. The way that you twist that. That actually looks really good. He knows me. What’s your favorite gummy bear flavor? Oh, orange. Or if they have orange or maybe like white. What? Yeah. Orange and white. I guess. I like citrus. I like tropical fruits. I don’t like cherry unless it’s Marino cherries, which then I like. A Shirley Temple. [Nicole]: Did you work at an ice cream shop? Oh, you like it. Your scoops are very impressive. Oh, thank you. I’m trying to, yeah, I’m trying to go round with it. Wow. Four ice creams. Look at my little bears. It’s like they’re in a canoe. Yes. Damn. It’s the Harvard rowing team. Uhhuh. Shout out. Wow. Okay. Uh, I actually don’t want that much of that. Okay. Just a taste. Yeah. There on the end. Huh? I’m not, I don’t really like strawberry ice cream. Why? You like strawberries? Mm, no. I just thought of it when you said, think of a fruit. You don’t like strawberries? I actually don’t love strawberries. No, no. No. But not, you don’t love them. You don’t like them? I, I like them. You like them? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I love them. Yeah. I’m the same way. I don’t love berries in general. This is so boring over here. And that’s just, that’s what I’ve done for you. Oh, huh? I’m confused again. They’re all covered. I just really like ice cream, but you know, they’re in there. I know they’re there. Yeah. Hey, they’re going through the rapids. Okay. I think subconsciously what happened was I, I don’t like toppings on my ice cream. That’s wild. That’s my favorite part. I think all ice cream should be like 70% toppings. Well, mine is about a hundred percent toppings. Which I love. Wow. You really bested me. Okay. How many cherries is my question? What do you think is the right answer? I think three. Perfect. Because I want it to be, it’s an homage to a banana split, which usually has three scoops of ice cream, but as you know, I don’t have any. Mm-hmm. Wow. I don’t have any fine motor skills today. That’s the completed, uh, thing right there. That’s really beautiful. Take a picture of that. Wow. Uh oh. Don’t take a picture of that, but just eat it. Yeah. That’s very ugly. But it looks cool and enjoy it. Okay. What about that side? That’s a, you’re done, you’re finished. Yeah. I mean, what, what else could I do? Alright. These are both of them. They both look tasty. Happy to eat both. Um, I’m gonna, I’m gonna try some of this just to like get an idea of you are the winner. Do you want me to taste yours first or second? Um. Taste mine first. Okay. Alright. I’m gonna get a little bit, mm-hmm. Of each ice cream, some banana, a marshmallow, and a peanut M&M. Hmm hmm. I will tell you what, the peanut butter ice cream plus the strawberry ice cream. Plus the banana and the peanut M&M’s. Yeah. Really good. Mm-hmm. Probably do that again. Mm-hmm. Um, the marshmallows are great marshmallows, but I don’t think they add anything specifically to this. It’s just more of kind of like texture. I don’t know. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it doesn’t really like. It doesn’t add a ton for me. Yeah. But. Somebody audibly yawned. And I wasn’t gonna be rude, but am, are we boring you? What’s going on? I think it’s, I think it’s just how boring, what is it? Who was that? That was Stevie. That was Stevie. Stevie. That was Carnie. Um, okay, fine. So this is boring. Is that what you want me to say? Yes, sure. This is boring. But that being said, I think it’s really delicious. I will be combining peanut butter and strawberry ice cream and banana again in the future. So you’ve inspired me. Okay. Okay. As you always do. And that’s, wow, that can’t be taken lightly. Sure. Um, yours does have a lot of liquid at the bottom. I don’t know if people can see, but there’s liquid at the bottom. That is pineapple juice. I don’t love that. I’m gonna be honest with you. That’s kind of nasty. Um, but let me get in here. I gotta get a little bit of everything. It really does kind of reveal itself in a beautiful way. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. It’s for the eyes, not for the mouth though, I’ll tell you that. No honey. It’s for the mouth. It’s good. Yeah, it’s really good. Well, I mean, it’s a banana with hot fudge on it, so it’s the banana split. It’s kind of like profile. It’s kind of like how bad can it be? Um. I like the pineapple. That’s good right there. And I love the Fruity Pebbles. People should be putting Fruity Pebbles on top of ice cream more. Hmm. What a conundrum. Are you walking away from that having something new in your life? Yes. What? A banana split. A banana ice, but no ice cream. But what about over here? That’s a banana split with ice cream. No, but the other stuff you said. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Yeah. But this is like a more classic thing. It is uglier, but I love the flavor combination of the peanut butter and the strawberry. I think that was really smart. I think you were thinking about the way it would actually taste, and I think that was great. I think you were being cheeky. I think you were seeing what you could get away with and I think it really could have bit you in the ass. But yeah, it bit me. In the mouth. Um, so I love this one. I think it’s very good too. Okay. See what I’ve taught you son? Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I took the L for you. Ultimately, you did. The winner today is Rhett. Yes. I took the L for you to learn, to learn a lesson, to take, to take risk, and to do things that don’t make sense. Yeah, it does taste good. I will say like it needs ice cream. Yeah. And like with ice cream would be even better, but like. It has that thing that makes me like a banana split. Yeah. Which is all those other flavors. This is what I’ll say. When I ate this, I didn’t miss the ice cream. Right. And I think that’s what ultimately made it the winner for me, is that if you could make something that traditionally has ice cream in it and it’s so delicious, and I don’t even miss one of the main components that’s normally in it, I feel like it’s the winner. But I loved yours too. So it’s a really hard one today, and I do agree that I think overall Link kind of is the winner because I do think he did teach you something. Okay. I took a lesson. I’m really proud of both of you though. But he took the L. Yeah. Well, lesson begins with L. 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