Welcome to Good Mythical More, we are going to see who’s better at estimating the height of things. And you had a good showing the other day when we did this. Well, when we estimated, uh, how much. Yeah. Of a food a champion eater could eat in amount of time. Right. But like, I, you know, I don’t know. I take pride in my ability to say how tall things are. So I really gotta win this one even though there’s no money involved. Is that why you’ve been a little embarrassed? A little embarrassed today? Yeah. A little embarrassed. You’re a little less embarrassed. Did you wipe your– I wiped, yeah. I thought maybe I would wipe. Do you want me to wipe you? I thought, well, you wiped your lips. Yeah, I wiped my stuff. And I wiped my, my, but it doesn’t, but But now it’s tasteful blushing. It’s tasteful. Yeah. I thought, I don’t think you have to apologize. I don’t think I have to contextualize this one for the short form. I think we can just let it ride. Wiped off. Lucky lipstick. I’ll just say it once. Let’s tell a 10 word story. Alright. Craters. Sometimes. Appear. To. Think. When. Viewed. By. Drone. People. But. Not. When. Viewed. By. Known. People. Little lower, little lower. Right in the nip, little higher right in the nip. A little bit to your left, right on the nip. Every time up a little bit. He doesn’t even have to tell me where his nip is up. I know exactly. And then to your left a little bit. I know exactly– To your left a little bit. I know what– To your left, down, my left. Down, down, down. Down. Oh, that I know exactly where his nip is. He doesn’t even have to tell me. You gotta know where your best friend’s nips are. The fun, the funnest thing about this is that we get to use this to prove who’s closer. And if we don’t want to use this, we can use this to prove who’s closer. And then if we don’t wanna use that, we can use this to prove who’s closer. And boy, I’ve been building up to one thing, and I’m gonna let you do it so you don’t get embarrassed. We can use this. This is a measuring device. That works as follows. Nope. First you drop it and break it. Check, check, check, check. I just moved 12.7 inches. Now do it again, but go backwards. Go forwards and backwards. Does it, does it erase if you go backwards? 13.3. No, you know what I’m asking? Oh, oh yeah. I now, now I know. Yes, yes, of course it does. Wow. And is that, what, is it a laser or is it a rotary? I don’t know. Oh, it, oh, oh, it’s rolling. It’s rolling, my forearm…. To your fingertip. Oh, 18.8 inches. Do you know that half the distance between. Half the distance between your elbow and your wrist is the length of your penis. Huh? Half the distance. That’s what I saw on TikTok yesterday. That’s, that’s good for me. That’s good for me. I’m getting a little embarrassed. I don’t think that’s true based on what I’ve accidentally seen. Yeah, that’s not true. It’s just not true. It’s not true. It’s not true because then it’s not true. Penis link would simply be related to height only, and as much as I would like it to be. Yeah, I, I’m glad that I said that. So that, yeah. I would only believed it for one day. Okay. I guess I could have done a quick comparison since I have read a, I have readily accessible abilities to get to both my forearm and my wanger. Yep. Uh, can we see one here? Yeah. I mean, okay. So how tall? Like… Six foot if believe it. I don’t think that. I don’t. It’s how you could say how long. Uh, yeah. You know, it’s like, it’s a measure. It’s just oyster measuring things like an oyster knife. That’s your first, uh… What is that one? An oyster knife? Yeah. It’s a knife that you use with oysters. Now, is it legal to like do this? Yeah, yeah, of course. Is it legal to do this? No. No, no, no, no. You can’t do that. You can’t do that next to it. I don’t really know what this is, but I I– It’s like a shucking knife. It’s like what, the oysters are closed and you shove a knife and you twist it and pop, pop it open. I don’t do that. Shuck, I’ll shuck corn. How long is that? Okay. I have, so I have a thing. In, in inches we’re talking. Yeah. Okay. We’re gonna do 3, 2, 1. Yeah. 3, 2, 1. [Link]: 5.3. [Rhett]: 5 and a half. Five and a half. Four and a half. Five, four. Let’s see. Let’s bring it up. Here. Oh. Oh, this is it. Ooh. It’s long. You’re, you’re right, man. It’s a little bit longer. Look here. Here, look, I think you may be almost exactly right. Well, I gave you the right answer by accident. Uh, let’s see. Let see if I can, whoa, it’s no. Turn this around. Yeah, it is. Well see. I, I need to be able to see it. Oh, well look over it. So it’s actually six and a half inches long. Dang. That is. It looks shorter than it is. This is not what I was picturing. Do you, do you recall ever seeing this item before in your life? I, I only get ’em pre-opened oysters. On ice. I’ve only had oysters on the half shell. By the ocean. I’ve, I, I’ve literally never interacted with one of these. Wow. Uh, here’s what I’m gonna, I’m gonna verify, I’m gonna measure measuring tape, and that’s what’s gonna tell us if we’re, if we need to scrutinize this. 11 and a half inches. Is that what it is? 11.4? Yeah. Yeah. Well, geez. That’s right. This is, this is– Well, geez. This is the best thing. Okay. Okay. You could encounter– I didn’t really know what this was, so I’m gonna just set that aside. The next thing you’ve encountered, although this thing also can be a number of lengths, but, okay. Jump rope. The one that we have a jump rope. I’m guessing this is a standard jump rope. A, just a jump rope. Okay. Gimme a second. Like a gym, like a, you get it in PE class. Jump rope. Okay. Okay. I got it. But I don’t, so gimme a second. Um, okay. I don’t, so, so don’t say it out loud. You want to come to here. Because then.. You’ve got, ’cause I mean you could go over me. I’m a big man. You go over me. In inches. Oh God. Okay, so you’ve got, Hmm, I don’t want to have to do math. Okay. Alright, let’s do it in feet and then we can convert. No, I’m already in inches now. Why are we testing if we can convert. Do it. I mean, is that really what we need to test here? It’s so fun if you, okay. You don’t have to use inches if you put on that lipstick again. Why you want me to wear the lipstick? I wanna see you put it on. Oh, you wanna see me? Okay. Well they’ll grab it. Uh.. Oh no.. Yeah, that’s better. Oh, that’s better now just use it. Yep. Okay. That’s great. Okay, you can say yours in feet now. I’m gonna say it in inches. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett]: 108. [Link]: 11 feet. 108 inches. Okay. Let’s see. A hundred and twenty, a hundred and thirty two. How long is this thing that we have? Can you, if you would, you, could you on a boat, would you, could you with a rope? Okay. Uh, sorry. We’re gonna need, we’re gonna need, uh, this. Well, I thought you were gonna jump. That’s not what’s up for grabs here. I’m gonna, I’m gonna sell these. Mythical Society giveaway right here. Okay. There’s 108. And now we’ve got. I’m gonna sign that. So it’s actually 118 and a half inches. So. Do the math. One lucky recipient from second or third degree, the Mythical Society is gonna get that. So I was 10 inches off. Yeah, probably. And then length, you said 11 times 12, which is, hold on, you might be really close. I said, um. You said 11 feet, right? Yeah, because 12 times, no, you’re not 12 times 12 is 144. So you did, you said 132. So you were, so I was closer. 9.8 feet. 9.8 feet is all it is. Huh? And I always say, and I, nine feet in my, in my head is correct. So you can’t jump with that, I don’t think. Well, let’s just see. I think I can. Yeah, I can. Because the thing is, is that you move your hands to cover up– to cover the distance. Whoa. You go. Here we go. Don’t whoop me now. Here we go. Don’t whoop your buddy. I got my wicker shoes on. It’s not, it’s not, it’s, it’s not easy. Here we go. Here, here we go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is this a part of your workout routine? We got confetti coming down. When was the last time you jumped roped? On this show? 10 years ago, probably. Wow. I’m impressed. That’s what I do. I just do it for this show. I break out the double jumps for this show only, Stevie. It’s very impressive. Yeah. Uh, a pool stick also standard. We’ll say standard. Okay. We’ve gotta stand up for that. Because a lot of times when I’m waiting on somebody, I stand with a pool stick and I look over. I never looked at it actually. Oh yeah. I’m, I’m looking at it in your arm, your hand. I, I guess I could turn, I guess I, I guess I could turn my head towards it. You’re being so awkward about it. I just feel like I don’t want it to know I’m looking at it. I mean, you’re giving me the answer. They come in, they come in different lengths. Um, why wouldn’t it just be six feet? Oh. As like a, as a, like, I was gonna say six two, but okay. I’m, I’m ready. 3, 2, 1. [Link]: 6’4. [Rhett]: 6 feet. Yeah, this is now broken. Oh God. Lay, this is a children’s. Come on guys, guys. Where’d y’all get this? What, what is that? We, so what we need is we need a Google. What, what, what world do y’all live in? Adult one. I bought an adult one. You bought that? Yes. This is not adult. They told you that was, where’s the other half of it? I got it on Amazon. I think it screws into something else. Amazon? Uh, standard is around, uh, 58 inches. Yeah. So this is too short? Yeah, that’s way too short. That is not. 58 inches is, what is that? Two less than than five feet. Okay. So yeah. ’cause we’re, we’re, we’re both tall boys. I guess I wasn’t doing this, I guess I was doing more of this, but I definitely wasn’t doing this. No, you weren’t doing this. Like, I’m a tap dancer. Get, get this boys on show. Look at it. Jump rope and tap dancing. It’s not a, it’s not a cane. 42 inches. Look at this. It almost fits in the screen. Look at it. Singing in the Rain, man. It’s for one of those. Um. It is one of the little pool tables that you get when you get an Airbnb and it says pool table, and you show up and it’s like, ah. It’s a bumper pool. Bumper pool. This is bumper pool, Katrina. I’m so mad. You can take that one home. Yeah, you can have that, Hitch. Hitch is very short. Usually this kindling. On the website, it said it came in four sizes and I got the one in the middle, yeah. Yeah. Right. Is it Toys R Us. Okay. Toys R Us went out of business. Oh, I’m sorry. Sorry. Dammit. This is a hard one. Um, a wire coat hanger, untwisted, and, and, you know, forward. You gotta go to your smores days. How far is the s’more from you? How far is that smore from me? That’s exactly all, that’s the only thing I’m doing. Four. No, I was, I was doing it piece by piece. Got it. Got it. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett]: 36. [Link]: Four foot minus three inches. So you said 44? I said 36. Mm-hmm. 44 inches. All right. Now, did you get a real hanger? They’re gonna make us do the work now this one. This one has a little less. You get a children’s hanger? [laughter] See, I think I was right with the smore distance. Yeah. You know how many eyes have been put out by these things? Hmm. I think you might be right. I think it might be longer than 36 now that I see it unrolled, of course. Come on man. You use the fun. No. Well alright. Let’s just see. You’re like against using this. Link, I think you’re gonna be almost exactly right. I can’t see where that is. And you’ve got it curved, so I’m gonna go a little further. Yeah, well that’s why I need to just go 42 and a half. Well go along it like this. Hold on, I’m going on. There we go. I’m going along it. I am holding it. 44. Exactly. Okay. 40 About…. If we stretched it out, it’d be 42. You ignore my shenanigans. Okay. So you were two inches off. Yeah. Pretty dang good. That’s what she said when we were making love. That’s something that I’m gonna start saying. You know, you could say. That’s what she said when we were making love. You could just say, that’s what she said, and then you kind of, the rest is implied. Yeah. But that’s what people have already been saying for decades. Yeah. But adding when we were making love is not the move. Yeah. It’s not the move. Yeah. You know what, uh, you know what? I’m a big enough man to admit it. Yep. Okay, let’s kick things up a notch. The Great Pyramid of Giza. I’m gonna put this on the back of my, y’all gonna bring that in to measure. I’m gonna put this on the back of my plumbing truck, and so y’all know what I’m about when I come to fix your pipes. So you can grab the iuse and then you can put it down the drain and you’re gonna put somebody’s eye out. Just gimme this back. Okay? I’ll put your eye out with this. I’ll find a way. You probably could. Uh, what do you wanna know about this? The Great Pyramid of Giza? How tall. Now it’s shorter than you think. Even though those people look very small, they’re very far away. Each one of those steps and they get taller as it goes up, um, is approximately they get to be like, maybe they get shorter. I think at the bottom they’re like eight feet tall. Katrina’s over there messing with that stick. You really shouldn’t have such a hard time with that little cane. So how many steps are there? Eight feet times how many steps? 8 million people have snuck to the top of that and it didn’t take ’em that long. ’cause they didn’t bring any helicopters to like snipe ’em. Or whatever they do, they basically, they let you come back down and then they arrest you. I’m going need a calculator. In an Egyptian kind of way. No, I won’t do it. I’ll do it in my head. Do in my head. Okay. I’m gonna do this one in Miles. Okay. There’s 22,500 and what feet in a mile? Okay. How many feet are in a mile? 5,280. You know that, you’re an engineer. No, I had that backwards. Okay. I’m losing it, man. I just said 2,500. Wow. It you knew it wasn’t gonna be an even number. I mean, roughly. It’s the, it’s the, the king system or whatever they call it. Um, okay. Go with feet. Well, let me use the calculator. No. All right. So a quarter of that, uh. Uh, don’t say things out loud. One. What about, can I move my lips? Yep. Yeah. Say things to yourself, man. 4, 5, 1 time and I’ll leave them one. Okay. Um. All right. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett]: 1150. [Link]: 1211 feet. Oh, 1,150. 1,211. We basically are right on. I thought it was like a quarter of a mile tall. It was originally 482 feet. See? And it is now 449 feet. No, and I said it was shorter than you thought, and I didn’t listen to myself, and it used to be smooth too. So go ahead and tell us that. Stevie. That’s for a different more. We measure how smooth things are. Oh, it’s closer, but I’m not proud of it. Did it used to be smooth? Because it used to another more, it used to be filled in with like sediment, right? I like, like mud. It has eroded and that’s why it’s shorter. Just as humans age and erode. It hasn’t eroded much. Well, I don’t know how to quantify or qualify originally. Well, you can even take those two numbers and subtract one from them. Well, you can kind of tell where’s much the point was gonna be like, it’s not, you know what I’m saying? It’s all, it’s basically still here. The point was, was a different color I think. Uhhuh wasn’t it? Nope. Wasn’t it, wasn’t the whole thing. Um, shiny. No, that’s Vegas. No, I think it was shiny. That’s the Bass Pro Shops in Memphis. You know what? Let’s go. Tickets on sale for an evening with Rhett and Link, an exclusive Wonder Hole season two Premiere event now at Wonderhole.com.