How many hacks does it take to break the stuff that we’re gonna break today? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to get our rocks off by breaking some stuff, brother. Doesn’t that mean, um, isn’t that… – It just means… – Sexual? I’ve only heard that used in the sexual context. Hey man, that’s your business, dude. I’m just breaking stuff up here. Have you ever heard someone say, I’m gonna get my rocks off in any other context? No, no one is. Yeah, Well, you know, literally if you’re somewhere and there are stones on something and then you get the rocks off them. This is the life shack. After a little landslide. Because I lost, I will be in the life shack And I feel like this is probably enough eye protection for me. That’s cool, dude. That actually looks real cool. What do you think? What do you think? So one eye sees through the door and one eye sees through the window. You look like Jayden Smith. Yep. Going to an award show. Okay. He has a restaurant where people pay whatever they can. Oh, that’s sweet. And, and people who can’t pay anything. Just enjoy the restaurant. Where is that? It’s probably in Calabasas. I don’t know. I don’t know where it is. It’s really reaching the community there. Right. Um, but you know what, maybe it isn’t. I mean, I don’t wanna make assumptions about the guy. Or where his restaurant is I dunno why you brought it up. Oh, it’s on Skid Row. Okay. Well that makes sense. That’s nice. It’s called I love you. That’s a great thing. Thank you Jayden. It’s called I love you. Yeah, thank you Jayden. It’s on Skid Row, uh, which is the opposite of Calabasas. So we’re going to guess, do you, it looks like you would like to be the first one to use the shake weight. Um. Do, do you wanna go back and forth or do you wanna have one hacker for each item? Maybe we go back and forth. It’ll be more fun as it, as it builds up. – Let’s go back and forth – Since you didn’t answer. Well, I was thinking – Can’t a man think? – It took too long And here’s the thing is that I feel like it, we should have to use the thing in the way that the thing is used, like a shake. Weight should not be done like that. A shake weight should be done like that. Yeah. And so we’re. We’re gonna, you’re gonna challenge me. I think you’re gonna do this on the first try. I don’t even think I’m gonna have an opportunity. I think you’re gonna shake weight right through this dove bar. Am I talking loud? ’cause I sound like I’m loud. No, but I think it’s because I’m just talking inside. You’re normal, I think. Is it a small room? Are we ready for this? Is this an imitation shake weight? No, it says shake weight right there on it. Who’s gonna imitate that? They, that’s a great way to get sued. Well, what, wait, it says Shake WAIT. Wait. Okay. Here we go. Just one like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re gonna do it first try. I guess you’re, I guess you’re not, you cracked it pretty good though. Okay. It was like a Letterman laugh. Oh, this is a great freeze right here. Just a man with a house on his head. That’s, yeah, that’s, that’s dope, man. Don’t look, don’t. The angle is good too. There you go. What is this? Okay, now we need predictions. Hold on. What? The shake weight itself broke You broke the shake weight? No, that’s piece of, that’s, that’s dove. No, no, no. That’s plastic. No, it’s dve. I can see. Look at that. That’s plastic. This whole part of the shake weight came apart. Hold on. Where did it come from? Inside here. The inside of it?! The Dove beat the freaking shake weight. Look at that. Okay, hold on. When is this gonna actually crack? I think it’s gonna crack completely through. It’s impressive, Rhett And two more. See, look at that. A total of four. There’s some sort of a… I’m gonna keep using that side. Okay. Can I hit it? Hurt it as hard as you want Twice or just once? No, we go back and forth for funs. Oh, more shake weight came off Did that clear? The desk right there? Yeah. This part of the shake weight came off. Okay. Well that technically broken. That’s the brand. I mean, that’s technically broken, but it’s not broken in the middle. Okay. I think it hurt my finger. There we go. Oh my God. We keep destroying the shake weight Yeah. Well, I mean, we’re compounding it. Dove is so hard. Dove is the hardest soap. I’m gonna hold it like this. That’s their slogan. Dove. We are so hard. Get your rocks off with Dove. We’re so hard. I gotta use my left hand now. I did it. I did it. I did it. Changing the angle really did it. I did it. I did it really, really did it. I did it. Okay. But I use it as a shake weight. So Dove the hardest soap That we’ve hacked today. All right, next one. Dove is floatable soap. Yep. I heard that one time. It’ll float. Here we go. Oh, what do we have here? Okay, a pool noodle and a… This requires standing up. Now, I will tell you right now, I can only see outta one eye. So I don’t know if my depth perception… Can I eat some of this? …gonna work. Is there a glue on it? Julian? Julian, Julian, Julian. Oh, no. Glue all. Is there a glue in it? Frosting. Julian. So this is, I can, I can eat this. Yeah. Julian, is there glue in? Julian Link, can you place it right… There so that I don’t, because y’all don’t know. The microphone is right here. It tastes good. We did a new thing with the microphone. See how y’all like it? Okay. Everybody’s gonna love it. Okay. This is a, this is another desktop too, on top of our other desktop. Okay. I think it’s easier to swing it with one hand. Get a whipping power. Okay. I got a close up view of this. Here we go. There’s a 20% chance. I’m gonna hit this directly and there’s an 80% chance I’m gonna miss it, but here we go. Hold on. Yo. Exactly. Is that your hand? Yeah, you hit my hand. Okay, so that didn’t count. Huh? It didn’t count. Gimme another shot. You gimme another shot. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh no. Did I hit it? No. You are landing in front of it. Well, I, I knocked a little bit off. Oh, there it is. All you gotta do is hit it, I guess. Hey, why didn’t I get my turn? I don’t know. You didn’t ask, you didn’t ask. Well, I got a close up of that. I’ll let you completely destroy the next thing. Let me, hold on. Let me look at the replay in my brain. – Look, hey, if you wanna — – That was impressive. You wanna feed yourself when you’re in the life shack. You gotta go in the door, dude. It is a house. Eating a house. Look at that. Look at me. Eat your heart out, Jayden. Turn this way. Get a nice that. That’s a good angle. That’s a good angle for another still frame. Come in the window and then come in my window. I’ll lead you up. That’s not, what are the lyrics? Because that ain’t, that is not it. We cannot have Melissa Etheridge claiming this episode monetization. I’m starting to feel like that’s actually what the song says. I think it’s come to my window. – Come in my window. – Come in my window. House going in a window. Don’t go in my eye. Don’t just my eye. That’s my eye. Your eye don’t in my eye. Okay. Come in the door. Knock, knock It’s, it, it’s not. Hmm. We just kind eating enough today. Quite tasty. Julian, you did a good a job on that one. Julian, you did good. Okay. Oh, this is gonna hurt you. Oh, record breaker. What is this? Benson produced by Vering Productions Hims. Just for you. Sandy Patty. Sandy Patty. This is Sandy Patty. No, no, no. We can’t destroy a sandy patty record Y’all don’t know about Sandy Patty. Oh. But we do. We know all about Sandy’s Patty Let me tell you right now, we talked about how much we were a fan of Sandy Patty And I think we did say something about Sandy’s Patty And then we met someone who knew Sandy Patty. That’s right. And had shown her that episode. Yep. And she said she sent a message of gratitude to us Thank you boys. And so for, for making it awkward. Awkward about my patty. And you think the way. Oh, she made a video. Yeah. Sandy Pat made a video for it. Yeah. And then the way that you want us to repay Sandy Patty is to break her record. When was this? I, I’m sorry, Sandy. I, I don’t remember. Sandy was years ago. What, what, what is Sandy? What? What are Sandy Patty’s hymns. What’s the Patty? Sandy Patty. What the best. She was like a contemporary… Christian artist, pop artist of the past. I mean, between her, I mean I, it’s between Sandy and Ray Bolts. This is from 1985. Between Sandy and Ray Bolts. And I don’t know who’s better. Just for you. They’re both great. I wanna sing Ray Bolts. Thank you for giving to the Lord right now because it’s the best chorus of all time. But you can’t do that anymore. No. Even if it’s Ray Bolts, you’ll still get sued. What about come in my window? Yeah. Well I sing that, speaking of it is making me the icings, making me uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. ’cause it’s dripping off the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m sorry, Sandy, if you like, how are we gonna break this? Sandy? Uh, Sandy, here’s the thing. Patty cake, patty cake break. Sandy’s, we’re only gonna break your record because you’ve broken so many records. It make you feel better. Yep, it is well in my soul So where did this come from? Was this decor? This is decor in our old studio or is it currently decor? No, we uh, we have other ones. eBay. You bought a new one off eBay? No, they used, I mean we do have two of them on the shelf over there. Yeah. We have two on the shelf. But you bought another one. Hey, I’m ready. Okay. Okay. Of course this is vinyl. In terms of plastic. You got a lot of experience with vinyl. You think this is gonna break? I thought vinyl were, uh, deforms. I guess it will crack, right? I don’t, it could crack, but if only, if it’s real brittle. I don’t, I’m sorry, Sandy. I’m gonna go for this side of it. Dude, we gotta come up with something else. You don’t think that’s gonna work? Oblong Well, that’ll definitely do it, right? That’s gonna be hard to do Give it a shot. But here’s the thing. If I hit this thing in the wrong way, it comes down, it flies off. It hurts somebody. Yeah. You think about, think about safety. You’re thinking about safety. I think if we hit it enough times while flat, it will break. Let’s just go back and forth. Do you want it? That’s two. Do you wanna guess of how many? 17. Well, I’m not willing to go… I’m not willing to hit it seven or eight times. Okay. I will. You worried? What you worried about? Shoulders. Oh, okay. I got it. I’m ready. Excuse me. Dude, this ain’t going nowhere. Sandy Patty is impervious. I think it’s gonna do it. Why would it do it also, maybe you wanna hit the same spot over and over again. It doesn’t. I don’t think it matters. It’s just a plastic, it’s a flat plastic. Oh hey, it was cracked. We, we had cracked it. I think. I think, I think we’re almost there. We had cracked it. Oh look. Yeah. See we had cracked it. They cracked easier than you think. Sandy. Maybe we should have been hitting in the same spot. Oh, and look over here. Over here too. Yeah. It’s actually, there’s not much to a record. It’s not playable anymore. Next. Well not playable for as long. Yeah. If it didn’t go all the way in, you could have played something. Oh, more cowbell. Here we go. So this is hitting a cowbell, hitting the glasses with the cowbell. Yeah, man. All right. One good hit of these sad little aviators. Okay. You use a cowbell. I’ll use this One good hit Doesn’t sound as good like that, does it? You praying for me? What are you doing? Well, you got rid of one. Well, where is it? I broke the freaking cowbell. Yeah, you did. How did I break the cowbell? Look at that. The, the gole inside of the cowbell broke. You think I can get that out of there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hold on. Take your turn. Take your turn. Well, these are indestructible, irrefutable. You did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. You did it. You did it. You did it. Where they at? I don’t know. Here they are. Here they are. Put ’em on. Put ’em on. Put ’em on next. Okay. What do y’all want? Us to go full Gallagher here? What is the question? How many hacks to break a watermelon? I mean, it’s gonna sink in immediately, but do we wanna like, we want it to crack open. So crack without sinking in. That’s a different challenge With the middle… Do you think it’d make it more difficult if we Did it vertically? Do we make it more difficult? I heard myself saying something, but I don’t know, I can’t make sense of what I was saying. With the middle. With the middle. He’s become self-aware. What do you ask him? I think I’m, I think I’m growing a conscience. I heard myself say with the middle What did you think? What were you thinking? Go back. Exactly. That’s what I’m trying to, with the middle. So we’re trying to hit this so that it cracks but it doesn’t break Yeah. So I think. It cracks but doesn’t like just go it. We want to crack it like an egg. Yes. I think that’s gonna take some strategic… 12 hits. I think it’s gonna take three. Okay. I went too hard. You failed on the first one. I made a, I made a hole, man. Alright, so turn it upside down. Act like that didn’t happen. Edit that right on out. Hold on, hold on. That’s pleasant. Put some dove in there. Dove it up. Seal it up with some dove. I can’t see. Sorry. Okay, hold on. Why? Why are you doing that? Sandy is no longer watching. Sandy was only here for her part. Okay. There you go, Sandy. Ah, it’s all clean. All right, here we go. Now. Now don’t go as hard as I went ’cause that was too hard. Maybe if I go like this… That’s not how you use a hammer. You can use a hammer like this. If I go like this. No, no. You’ll go right into it. I want this to count. I want this to mean something. Just bounced off of it, isn’t it? You want this to mean something… Right here. Oh, look. Look. Hey. Look at the split. Look at the split, Link. Look at the split. You see the split? Yeah. Or the dove came out though. The dove came right out. The dove came right out. Put the dove plug back in there. You ever seen a watermelon with a dove plug? Hey, lemme tell you what I watched on the internet today. These boys put a hole in a watermelon and then plugged it up with Dove. Oh. Oh, look at that. Look at that. It’s turns out that your, your first strike was very strategic. Yes, sir. Cause it created… An opportunity. Let’s get, let’s get this right here. Right here. Uh huh. Yep. How many dat? How many dat? Keep. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right there. And then now right there. It’s gonna go all the way through. oh, that is visceral. Boy, that’s a redden. I think if I just do this right here, it’s just gonna come apart. Oh, oh, no. It’s, oh, it’s, it’s holding on right there too. Get that. Okay, here we go. Uh oh. Now it’s almost got, it’s got too much to give It’s giving, it’s giving on us that we have to reinforce it maybe with an old sandy patty record. It’s giving so much this here. How do we, what do we do? What do we do now? Here we go. What do we do? I think we have to like get it there. I think I make a push like this. Yeah, just give it a nice hammer push. Let’s just see. Let’s just see. Oh. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Take a bite out of that. Yummy. Not good. Looks a little ripe It’s a little ripe. We’ve done it. We’ve successfully destroyed everything. Put before us today. Come back tomorrow. There’s more. There’s more. See what more we destroy. There’s more. There’s more. Tomorrow. A new episode of Good Mythical Weekend is Coming Your way. Saturday morning. Tune in. Oh, I love to eat it. Secretly in church. Oh, when you’re, when you’re, when you’re kneeling. Yeah. When I’m kneeling, I take a bite and when I stand up I swallow it and I sing with everyone else. You have one of those bibles that has a cutout. Absolutely. yeah. Yeah. Yeah.