Which Fortune Telling Toy is the best? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Did you know that you were going to be here? Were you told, did someone with knowledge of your future fill you in? Well, you know what? Sometimes videos just start playing after another video, and there’s a certain percentage of people that that just happened to, and for those people, whew. Fate has chosen them, if they’re still here, if they haven’t clicked away, like, what did I what? Oh, what? I don’t want this. No more of this YouTube. Stay. Please stay. Um, we, we have a lot of these, I mean, we even sell one, I mean. It’s not a magic eight ball. It’s even better. It’s even better. It’s a magical, Good Mythical Morning logo Ask a question. Uh, is this going to be life changing? What is happening in the next 10 minutes? Is it going to be life changing for us? Dink it and rethink it, huh? No. I think that means no. No. That means we have to ask again. Okay. Alright. I’m saying I really, is this gonna change my life? Coming up with sweet nothing. Good. I didn’t want it to change my life. I wanted this to be easy. We wanna be non-consequential, you know, like predictable stuff. Okay. You ever seen one of these, Link? So we’re gonna rank these. I’ve not, I’ve seen one of these at, um, you know, at the checkout of a Chinese restaurant. I think you’ve seen one that this is based on. I don’t know if I’ve actually seen one. I’ve not seen them. That is then now Fortune. Can you ask a question? How old am I? Am I gonna die before I am 60? Oh. Oh, you just broke it. Did you break it? Did you break it? Well, first of all it says yes. Yeah, but you hadn’t hit it yet, right? Push down and let go. Oh, oh. Do it again for the… It says it’ll be worth the wait. Hey, you gotta be worth the wait. Okay. That’s good. Woo. You figured out. I don’t know why that was so hard for me to figure out. Okay. Okay. What does that say? Am I gonna die before I’m 60? Before I’m 60? This is gonna be so sad when they play this At your funeral. At my funeral. No. Oh, that’s good. Can I see what it feels like? Am I gonna like what this feels like? And it’s harder than it looks, isn’t it? So what? Oh, you have to like pop it. Oh wait. – You have to cock it. – Pop it and like it. cock it and pop it. Am I gonna like this? Signs point to Yes. So I mean, yes. The reason we don’t like this one is because it took us a while to figure out how to use it. It’s hard to use. Let’s just be real about this. Uh, okay. How about this, uh, Darth Vader one is Link still peeing in his side yard? What? Yeah. Is Link still peeing in his side yard? I used to prepare yourself. All right. Okay. All right. Is Link still peeing in side yard? I’m ready. There is hope. What are you hoping for? I’m hoping that you’re not. Is LInk still peeing in his side yard. The trajectory is unknown. Wow. He’s funny, but he’s unhelpful. Hold on. He doesn’t know. Yeah, is he still peeing in his side yard? The future is not as forgiving as I am. okay. This sucks. Nothing is definitive. Is he still peeing his side yard? The possibility is lukewarm. Lukewarm. Okay. I’ll tell you the pee that I’ve been letting lose in my side yard and it’s quite warm, 98.6. I have an update for you if you have an update for me. Are you still peeing in your side yard? Well, I’ll put it to you this way. I don’t have an update. I think you may find it more helpful if you ask questions in terms of will Link continue to do this? Don’t phrase it as like, is he doing this? Will Link continue to pee in his side yard? Okay. Is Link… Should Link continue? No. What is it? I forgot. Will this happen? The worst thing you can do right now is bore me. This will be a day long remembered. I think that the programmer of this Vader is like, don’t say anything definitive. Right. Just kind of say quotes like, are you sexually attracted to me? There will be a substantial reward for you. I think that’s a yes. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, is it as long as a lights saber? Are you talking to the thing? Yeah, I was talking directly to Darth. You asked the thing. Yes, sir. You’re looking for. Yeah, I am. You asked the toy Darth Vader if it was sexually attracted to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. When I was in North Carolina Link. I like this one except the results. Yeah. We don’t, I don’t like it. I like the process. I don’t like it. Um, when I was in North Carolina, where, um, I have a yard, um, in woods. Okay. Don’t rub my nose in it. Um, my dog, I took my dogs over the summer. Mm-hmm. And of course, Barbara and Sean do the business. They go out and they do their business and they do it in different places. They do it, and sometimes in the grass, sometimes they’ll venture a little bit into the woods or whatever. I kind of let them have a little bit of a wild adventure because I feel like they’ve been kept from that. Yeah. Yeah. In Los Angeles. And you trust that they’re… Because you don’t have a fence. ’cause the, it’s so, but that you trust that they’re just gonna, like… I stay, I, I stay out there. They, they don’t go away now, they don’t necessarily come when you call them, but they want to get back into the house. They’re like, we’re gonna go a few feet into these woods and then we’re gonna come back because we kind of prefer it inside. That’s my experience, that my dogs are not, uh, run-off-ers. My old dogs… Not your current dogs? Yeah. My dogs that I grew up with, they were all, if they could get away they did. Yeah. Trying to get as far away from you as possible. Um, but they were out there and we were on the edge of the woods and they, and they were peeing. And I was like, well, you know what? If there was ever a, if there was ever a time. Yeah. And so I peed right there in the woods with him. Yes. But that’s not the same. And how did it feel? – It felt great. – And? – I thought about how… – Convenient. I thought you… were exercising something that makes sense and feels good in an environment where it shouldn’t happen. That was what I was like, this is the environment where this should happen. Where me peeing out here is gonna have no consequence. No. No other family member is going to smell this urine at any point. – No personal come to a party… – Still no scent being scented. Well, I haven’t been to that part of your house since you told me that story. Come on over. I haven’t been over there. I don’t want to come. See if you can find the spot. Oh, I can find it. I’m sure. I probably won’t even have to bend down. Oh, think you can. I probably won’t have to bend down. I don’t think you can. I peed off my deck one time too. Oh, that’s fun to get a little distance. Yeah. Squeeze magic orb. Ask a question. Squeeze for an answer. Huh? This is exciting. Get a little stress ball. Ooh. Okay. Um. Are you gonna work properly? How do I get you to work? It’s not talking, it, it sprits it out. The, you, you, you, you, you bring it to the edge. Oh, there it is. You bring it to the edge. Are you gonna work properly? Are you sexually attracted to me? Uh, what, what is this? Why not? Okay. And then if I squeeze, if I squeeze the same way, it’s gonna keep saying “why not”? But if I toss it up and then I squeeze, is Stevie gonna ever be proud of me? Go for it. Go for it. Or, yeah. Go for it. Now this is interesting because these are fortune teller fish. Link You can have one. This is fun. You place the fish in the palm of your hand and its movements will indicate a number of different things, including jealousy, indifference. Love, fickleness, something that’s false. Dead one. This is, I have one of these as a kid. These things have been around since the eighties. I’m just gonna place it in my hand and see what happens. Wha– wha shit doing. Wha he’s moving. It jumped off. So, but it didn’t… Moving head, moving tail, moving head and tail. Curling sides. Turns, turns over. It did everything. It turned over. It turns over. That’s false. That was crazy. What was the question? I didn’t ask it a question. Okay. Put this on my hand. Ask it a question. Okay. Ask the fish a question. Will I ever find love? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? Am I not blowing it with my mouth? By breathing? It’s just doing that. Turns over. False. It didn’t turn over. Curls up entirely. No, it’s, look, it’s breathing. It’s alive. Why dunno, why is it… what is happening? What? What is it? What is it doing? Is it chemical? – I think it’s reacting to… – Is it heat? The heat in my hand. So it was a moving head, which is jealousy, moving tail, indifference. Moving head and tail is love. In love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh? That was it. Wow. I said, will I ever find love? Huh? I’m already in it. Wow. Just look around. Oh, okay. That’s so good. Am I, am I really happy or am I just, am I just acting happy? Myth, maybe. Maybe. What does that say? – M… – Maybe. – But that’s not an A. – Yeah, well it is, but it isn’t. MAB… Yeah, maybe that’s right. I’d like to keep y’all guessing. Should I take the long way home today? There it is. Oh. do you, is this something you actually ask yourself? Should I take the long way home? Because there are two ways for us to get home. It’s curling up. No, no, no. It… Oh, is it turning over? Ah, it turned over. False. No. Take the short way. See, but every one of ’em turning over. – I think it’s this moisture in your hand. – Sometimes when you take the long way home. There’s, so why do we have so many of these? Something that I’m listening to – Other hand . – Has a chance to finish. I think either one of you look at your GPS before you go home? Do you, you just take this short way? No, no. I look at my GPS. You do? Yeah. Every time. I do too. But Link? Yes. Every time. Curled up. Well, I saw you make a decision yesterday. In fact, that went against what the GPS was saying. Oh yeah. ’cause I, I, I plugged it in, but then I didn’t, um, do what it said. I, I do it every time I have it, but I, I, I guess I rarely look at it. I was like, oh, I’m getting on this. You took the turn before the on ramp. I saw that there were multiple accidents on the highway, and so I took, so I went, yeah, I, I didn’t take the highway as far as I could. And then when I got on, um, it was clear that people had been like, there wasn’t a lot of traffic on, so I was like, okay, bet, bet you got stuck. I did get stuck. You can’t just plug it in, you gotta read it. Should I take the plunge? We love to fish even more than our own product. Should I take the plunge and actually attend unironically, – A monster truck rally? – Within the Pickles realm. Fate marinates. Okay. I think that means it’s ready. You know what I asked you about that monster truck rally? The astronomical pickle foretells to a positive outcome. Positive outcome. Should I take a friend? No. See the pickle? The pickle’s definitive. So you’re saying I should go alone. Yes. – It sounds like… – Am I going to meet a friend there? I’ve never been more sure of anything. I’m gonna meet a friend. Are they gonna become my new best friend? Not today, buddy. Old Pal. Just like this is a one time thing. The mystical pickle. Swirls indicator. Fermented. Yes. A one night stand. – So… – Friendship, not cheating. Are you cheating on your wife at the Monster Truck race? Am I cheating on my wife at the Monster Truck rally? Positive…ly no! Positively no. Woo. That was close. Uh, he’s the best, isn’t he? Yeah. Yeah. – Am I the best? – Between the pickled warts lies Your answer between the what? Pickled warts. Am I the best? The pickle juice swirls with cosmic possibilities. Is this an inappropriate question? In the pickled cosmic, Positivity thrives Should I go to the Monster truck Rally And not tell Rhett I’m going? the briny whispers are telling negative outcome Oh, should he just come and tell me he’s coming? And then we just don’t sit together. Listen very closely. No. So you just don’t want me to go? Not now, not ever. This is the best thing that’s ever happened to us. Hey, is this the best thing that’s ever happened to us? Go right ahead. If you wanna die. Hmm. You gotta know when to stop, bro. Oh God. You made a big celebration. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that pickle has a thing for you. There’s really no easy way to say this. No. How do we do this decision making? Oh, hold on. First of all, pickles, the best pickle is the best pickles. You can have a whole conversation with a pickle. Better than the fish. Better than the fish. The fish is magic though. So what do you, I don’t understand this. You just grab it. Um, I think you… you take it and put it gra grasp it, and then you let go ask it the question and then it let go. Okay. And. Am I a good kisser? Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you ask me something. So there’s, there’s, um, something tells me there’s a magnets under. There’s a magnets, and then what is this mystical fortune teller? Pencils magically change color to reveal your fortune. So you’re writing… Uh, you can ask it something. Does my wife’s family. Respect my career. Never. Never. I knew it. I knew it. They always changed the subject. Is this gonna be the most popular, Good Mythical More we’ve ever released? Uh. I was told that Lucas found out that the best way to do this is this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s it. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta rub it hard. Mm-hmm. I mean, ’cause I think it’s the heat. Yeah. Yeah. And boy, I’m giving it some heat. Friction. Friction. Friction. Oh yeah. Here we go. Focus and ask again. Let me focus real hard. Well, hold on. Why is it gonna. But how, how’s the answer gonna change? The answer’s not gonna, is the answer gonna change, focus, and ask again. Try that with the pickle. I’m too, I’m too sore. It only, how would it say anything besides focus and ask again? Is this? Hold on. Yes, queen. Oh, so good you said? Yes, queen. Yeah. I always wanted it to like, uh, to respond first. Uh, is, uh, is that a prank to make it look like Link is, uh, pleasuring that pencil? Yes. A hundred times. Yes. Sounds like Matt was his name from, uh, What We Do In The. Shadows. Yeah, it does. I love it. Maybe it is. Watch the latest episode of Link Versus Lilly. Last one. Standing out now at mythicalsociety.com.