We’re playing Mario Kart on the Switch 2. Welcome to Good Mythical Mark. Yeah, your boys are playing. Hey, listen. Let me tell you my first time. Hey, I’m going to tell you right now. We are usually very frustrating to watch play video games. I’m not making any promises, but we know how to control this game. The carts. Yeah. Okay. I’ve played a version of this. Not this version. Uh, I have I have played Mario Kart 10 years ago and then I played it again at my friend’s house recently. We’re going to do the knockout a different friend. Um, I want to be Toad because he pulls up the turnups the quickest on Super Mario 2. He does? Yeah. He’s really strong. I’m going to be shy guy because I’m kind of a shy guy. Yeah, you are. I’m going to go for Oh, we going to choose the same car. No, I’m going I’m going with that. I’m going for a nice balance. Oh, that’s that has got some big wheels. Do that one. Well, I don’t know. That’s got a lot of balance. I mean, it looks like it would tip over, but we’ll find out. Look at the graphics on this, man. Wow, I’m so impressed. Okay, we’re going to go 100 cc’s. Link. Yeah, man. 150 is too much for us. 50 not enough. Really? Mhm. Okay. And do you have to do this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do. You do. Hey, you have to do that. You do have to do that. You got to do that. I don’t believe it. That’s the I’m used to doing that. Okay. Here we go. Oh, there’s a lot of us out here. Already going. There’s a lot of us out here, Link. There’s a lot of us out here. Yep. And I’m trying to drift past all these suckers. Okay. Oh, I get bumped around like a little boy. How come you’re in first? I don’t know. Cuz I Cuz I just I got out there. I just did it. I just did my thing, man. I got out there. Put yourself out there. You got to get out there. I’m kind of I like hanging back and seeing who I’m up against. Yep. Yeah. There you go. Shake it. Shake it, Link. Yeah. Keep shaking it, Link. I don’t know if that does anything, but it used to back on the Wii. Oh, look at me. I’m over here. I’m checking out the landscaping. Where are you, dude? Where you at? I can’t find you back here. I’m pretty I’m pretty far up here. It’s me and uh Mario with a bandana. Now, if you’re in the back, you get eliminated is what Chase told me. Yeah. So, you need to do better. Who is that guy? What? It’s a big blue guy. Oh, hold on. How did I all of a sudden get in third place? What happened? Cuz you got shocked. Now my my strategy is to be in the very back and then I’ll get that um the blue thing, the bullet. Oh gosh. Okay, Link, I’m in first. Something’s wrong with my car. Yeah, I think Yeah. Yeah. This is definitely not user error whatsoever. Link, I just for the sake of this game, you get you have to be 20th or better. You have to be 20 orth. Don’t screw up. Don’t screw up. Look at me. I’m I’m going. I’m 15 now. Great. We’re two out of six of the way there. I’m figuring out my handling. Yeah, you’re improving. Good gracious. See, but you’ve you’ve cheated. You’ve already played this game. Well, I’ve never played this. No, but I’m I’m falling behind now. Look, I’m in fifth place. You’re catching up with me. Look, look. You’re We’re seven and eight. We’re even. Well, come say hey. Hey, Link. Bye, Link. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Was that you? That was a boomerang. I’m going up the You know what? My My car is topheavy. Every time I drift, I feel like I’m going to flip over. Everybody else seems to know how to drive their cars. Oh, I’m in the thick of it. Oh, I’m over here, though. Help you, bud. Whoa. Don’t you forget about me. Just like the song says. What song is that? Don’t forget about me. Don’t you forget about me. That song. Yeah. Okay. Who’s this punk right here in front of me? Oh, I just passed you. Yeah. See, you’re back, man. You’re back. Why you jump so much? It does something. See, look at that. Oh, bus. Oh, bus. Oh, bus. See, bus, hit bus. That’s my motto. Oh, come on. I am pushing the accelerator. We’re all little now. You going left or right? Left. I’m going right. I’m going to teach you a lesson. Oh, look at this. There’s a ramp. I did not approach the ramp properly. Oh, dang. I They put a crown on me and the next thing you know, I lost. Oh, you throwing your boomerang at me. Is that you? Well, you going to throw your boomerang at your buddy. Well, get behind me then. Okay, we’re both We’re both doing great at this point. We’re both great. We’re both great, man. All we had to do is be I am pushing the buttons unnecessarily hard. Like my thumbs are killing me. I’m going go right again. Yeah. Light. Light touch. Light touch. It worked for me last time. Light touch link. Light touch. Link. Oh, really? Yeah. That’s what That’s your name. When I did that, I slowed down. I got to push hard, man. Push hard or go home. I’m just Sometimes I like to check out the shoulder. Yeah. Just to see. It’s a pretty shoulder. I’d like to I’d like to see what it’s a shark on a motorcycle. Do you see that? That is That is not intuitive. Are you getting the double stacks? And what do you mean by that? The double boxes. Always get the double boxes. Oh, like that right there. Yeah. Hey, don’t get the single boxes, get the double boxes. I’m going to make some fool slip on nanners. Oh, what was that? A pile of gold poop. Steaming poop. I turned into a cow. Hold on. I’m a cow. Well, how do we get cow? I think this is a good thing. I think it’s a good thing, isn’t it? Milk me. Oh, double box. There’s a cow. There’s a car. So Link, all you need to do is be 12. You got that? I think you got it. Well, I’m six right now. I think you got it. You want me to slow down? No. No. We need you to We need you to stay strong cuz it’s going to come down to just the two of us. Just buddies. Just racing buddies. Okay, now I’m going to I mean, this is probably the only game that I ever played with any level of [Music] prowess. Well, I wouldn’t use the word prowess. Yeah, I I wouldn’t either. I you I it might be a P word, but it wouldn’t be prow. All right. What am I doing? Oh, I’m on a I went on the power line. Did you see that? No, I’m watching myself. Hey, watch me, man. There’s always something to see. These cows are huge. Why are the cows so big, dude? Cows are not that big. Oh, I got to get on the back of this. I’m going to do it. Oh, no. Link. Link, don’t fall behind, man. I get so nervous when I see the things that I want to do. Don’t fall behind. Link, you you can’t be 10th, man. You got You have to be eighth or better. It’s like I have 3D glasses. Link, you have to be eighth or better. Don’t get too cute. I’m not cute. Come on. Don’t get cute, Link. You’re eighth. No, you you got to be eighth. Hold on. I’m I’m drifting. I’m drifting, baby. And I just knocked somebody out. Oh, myself. Did I knock myself? Oh gosh. Come on now. Come on. I believe in me. Oh gosh. I’m not. Here we go. I’m waggling. Toad been drinking. Toad been drinking. I can’t be 10. How you doing? The tent ain’t going to work, man. I’m 11. How are you getting distracted back there? Oh, Blink. This is not looking good for you cuz I just went across the finish line. Link, this is not looking good for you, Link. Come on, man. I don’t want to race alone. I don’t want to race alone. Don’t leave me, Link. Link, don’t leave me. Well, I’m still racing. I finished. I finished. Why am I crying? Well, you know what? I’m in the fifth of the sixth uh lap here. So, now you got to do commentary on me. Where am I at? You’re not You’re not in the game anymore. Where am I at? My thumbs needed to break anyway, dude. Your thumbs aren’t hurting. No, I’m not pressing hard. Let me be the left hand. I’m not I’m not pressing hard. Oh god. Come on, dude. Why do you press so hard? Like the buttons barely need to be pressed in order to um be operated. Okay. Well, now now remember this is a let’s play. You got to say you got to say things that are entertaining. Well, I’m talking to you about asking questions. I just dropped a bomb on somebody. Now I have a feather. I’m just saying what I’m doing. She can’t say what you’re doing. Oh, look at this. Look at this sound. [Music] What? Oh god. Um, why don’t you tell them about something important while I’m playing? What? cuz I’m just trying to No, I want I want you I want you to see if you can say things and race. I’m okay. I currently am on the la I am on the last. It’s not just com. It has to be entertaining commentary. No, I’m just trying to win. I don’t want to be a let’s play. In case you missed our message, if it turns out that I’m good at talking and playing at the same time, then I’ll have to start a whole new YouTube channel. I don’t want to do that. We wanted to be sure to let you know that Good Mythical Evening is starting Well, it’s airing October 23rd at 1000 p.m. Eastern, 7:00 p.m. Pacific. This will be live. We’re getting sloshed in space. Um, we it will be a night of debauchery. I don’t think we’re going to be playing any video games. Join us live from your home. Uh or you can go to a participating Alamo Draft House where there’s lots of theme things happening there. Tickets are on sale now at good mythicaling.com. Plus, you can learn more about the exclusive 72-hour discount for Mythical Society members. All right, let’s view that replay. Mythicaling.com. Let’s watch the whole thing again. Let’s play something else. Okay, you want to go into the free roaming world? Sure. because I think if we’re just free roaming, I think I’ll have plenty to say. Okay, going to skip that. Come back here. And I think if I Well, first of all, shy guy, that’s me. I don’t care. Um, okay. And let’s see. Uh, hey, I’m just happy that we finally played a game that we don’t constantly not understand how the controls. Yeah, I I mean, I definitely want to play, but just not Oh, I’m sorry. This is just one player. Okay. Well, hit the plus button. No, I’m I I’m doing it. I’m doing it. Oh, it’s only one person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then what what’s straight out there on the controller? I mean, you’ve kind of already been playing a little bit. Okay. It’s a little bit sweaty. Whoa. What? Where’s the brake? B. Nope. B goes backwards. That’s reverse. Yeah. And that’s the brake. Look at that. Reverse is the brake. Right. I want to do the part that you did. Okay, here we go. You want to retrace the steps? All right, listen. Okay, I’m going to try to analyze your technique because I just want you to understand. Look at this guy. I played Mario Kart once in the past 10 years. Look at this guy until today. Look at him. And I don’t know. I don’t think I have anything special. I just think you might have a problem. So, what? So, we need to figure out what you’re doing wrong. What is this? I thought you had a Nintendo at your house. I had a Wii for a while or whatever this was on. Did you play with your children? Does this thing have dangly parts? You know, you trying to see if that thing has testicles? Yeah, I bet you it doesn’t. I mean, it’s got balls, but that’s all it is. That thing is cool, man. Let me watch your drift. See your drift technique. There’s another one. I think you’re overdrifting. Yeah, we don’t want to drift into the shoulder. Can you’re supposed to Can you Whoops. You’re supposed to stay on the uh You’re supposed to stay on the dirt part. You know that, right? Too much grass. Is this because of all the mowing that you’ve done? This is because I hit the wrong button. Okay. There is no grass on this world, so you shouldn’t be tempted to go out into Why do I keep doing that? What are you What are you hitting? I’m hitting Y. Don’t hit Y. Hit A and nothing else. Hit here. Hold A down the whole time. Disengage right thumb and hold it down the whole time. Never to keep. Never hold it down the whole time. Oh, hey. Hold down. Yeah, that’s the accelerator. Never let go of that. I know, but I need I need to give my thumb a break. And you don’t This is free roam. This is a drab world. This is a Everybody’s dead. This is post-apocalyp. You let go again. Well, I’m slowing down. Okay. You picked a bad world. Look at that. Yeah, let’s go to another world. I don’t like I want I like the happy worlds. Why can’t two people free roam? Acorn Heights. That certainly feels like a missed opportunity. Here we go. Cuz now you got one person just watching. Oh. Oh, look. You could Ooh, look at that. You You can go down there. No, you can’t. No, you can’t free roam. Can you free roam out there? So, I’m inside of a treehouse now. Look at those acorns. Oh, if you get on that if you get on that track over there, it’ll grab on and it’ll and it’ll it’ll hold you and you and you need Here we go. Here we go. Now I’m going here. Now I’m going here. Okay. Yeah. Shortcut. Oh, I activated a panel. Where am I? at the bottom of the food chain. Yeah, it was cooler up top, wasn’t it? I think you’re stuck forever, though. This is a beautiful, beautiful design. Hit that hit, hit the pal button. What? You’re about to endure a storm of acorns. Yes, please. Look at that. [Laughter] I’m enduring a Okay, you really endured that one. You endured directly into that one. Here we go. How about we race again? How about we race again? Okay, we’re going to race again. Just one race. Plus, just just plus plus quit free roam. Just one race. Okay, here we go. Not the full thing. Just one Grand Prix. Okay, I’m ready. Okay, we’re going to go. Grand Prix. Grand Prix. Here we go. I’mma be that that hot chick with the open mouth. She’s so She is so hot. Well, tell me what you think it’s about that mouth, Link. It’s surprised. Uh, all right. Here we go. I’m ready. Okay. I’m ready. I’m I’m a I’m a topheavy character again. Okay. No, no, no. Don’t go for scary world. Go for Happy World. Oh, Turtle World. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100 grand. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Just one race on Koopa Troopa Beach. Yes. This is as happy as it gets, Link. Look at it. This is like Panama City. Spring break. All right. Let’s go out on the beach and tell people about the Lord. All right, y’all. We’re going to witness to everybody in this game. Yeah, we should witness to him about our show. Are these real people? No. No, we’re not doing the online version. Okay. So, I do know that right when the two hits, you start spinning your wheel, so you blast off. All right. So, I got All right, everybody. If you were to die tonight, how sure are you that you would go to heaven? Okay. All right. Nobody Nobody responded. Nobody responded. Link, you’re doing great, man. I remember the beach. I know how to operate on the beach. The key is before you lay down on your stomach, you dig a hole for your nuts and berries. Just let them dangle down in the in the beach. You shouldn’t be allowed to do that. This is the best way to take a nap on the beach. You never made a a dangle hole on the beach. No, I’m not. There’s not that many things wrong with me. You know, there’s a lot, but not as much as you. It’s is I have features that you don’t have apparently that need to be have a hole dug full. What I’ve discovered is that the sand kind of makes way. Well, I’m not sitting there pounding the sand. I’m trying to stay out of the water. I want to I want to I should have gotten a jet ski. Here we go. Look at those speakers, man. I wonder how many amps they’re pulling. Here we go. Whoa. I got a guy with a broom around me. What is going on there? What’s that about? I hope I don’t find out later in the comments that me shaking this thing has not done a lick of anything. I honestly don’t know enough about the game to tell you one way or another, but I know that it’s supposed to make you like do flips and tricks and whatnot. What is that thing skipping forward, skittering around? Are there any shortcuts? I like to look for the Well, you need them. Come on. You were doing pretty good a second ago. The thing is, I’m also looking around at all the beauty that’s been designed in this game. Yep. My favorite number. Five. Well, you hit it right on the money. And I beat How many people did I just beat? Uh, well, no people. Just people. Just computers. Look at that. So many. No actual No actual people. Berto, call me. Okay, look at that. So, we can do Nintendo. We just learned that. Yep. We can play Nintendo. Red Link do Nintendo. Good Mythical Evening is blasting off October 23rd at 1000 p.m. Eastern, 7 Pacific. You can join us live from home or with your fellow mythical beast at a participating Alamo Draft House near you. Get your tickets now at good mythicaling.com. The world is in danger. An asteroid is heading directly towards us. And there’s only one chance of hope. These guys. Don’t worry, Earth. We got you. Oh, I got yours. I got your helmet. How did that No, you don’t have to put it on me. I want to put it on you. Put mine on me. Just hand it to me. You don’t have to put it on me. Just hand it to me. Well, now I can’t see you. But just here. Is that it? Is that your head? [Music] Shouldn’t these things have visors on them? We need that, right?