GMMore 2910: These New Old Age Filters Are Out Of Control

We’re seeing what we’re gonna look like as old men, according to TikTok. Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. From time to time the old filters, they come around. Yep. And they’re a little bit better. And we haven’t tried any of the most recent ones. Are we ready to do this? I mean, it’s, we’re not young men anyways. Right, well, which means we’re closer to being really old. And I think that that’s the point of this, is to prepare for what our faces are gonna look like one day. Because these filters are, they’re accurate, man. Okay. They’re better and better. And you know how to prepare for it, you know? To be ready for it. So, we’re gonna use these filters, but before we do, let’s really prepare. Let’s try to get in old man mode. We got some, we got some old man things we can don here, like a, like a sweater. And an old man hat. Why is it that old men wear these hats, you know? What is it about these hats that? Old man doesn’t need too much of a brim, you know? And I mean, you, what if I turn it this way? Now I’m a cool old man. Almost a little French. Yeah. Okay. What else we got? Well, you know, we can, let’s start with the hats and the sweater. All right, so I don’t know how to use this, so I’ll let you do it. Okay. Because this is definitely the kind of hats that we’re gonna be wearing in 30 years. Okay. Here we go. I’ll start, okay. Oh, this is like, this is, oh, it’s, oh God! There it is. It’s moving through the years. Okay, let’s record this. So, I’m looking pretty good right now, and then I’m very quickly- You’re getting older. Oh, no, this is… Is it gonna be like one of those TikToks where I start weeping at myself? Sorry. 2075. You think I’m gonna be around in 2075? 2075, what year is it? That’s 50 years, no. You’re not gonna be alive. I’d be like, 97. I mean, that’s very generous. No way. Um, this is what I’m gonna look like though. I mean, look, that, mean, look- Yeah. I look like the Fleetwood Mac guy. Mick Fleetwood. Yeah. The Fleetwood part of that. Yeah. Oh gosh, look at you. All right. Oh. Gonna look wise. How’s my voice going to change? I’m gonna be, okay, let me see here, Link. Can we see me? Okay, save that. Now we’re gonna give it to you. What’s up, dudes? I’m getting older by the second. There you go, there you go. And oh my goodness. I’m getting- This one doesn’t hurt you too bad. It doesn’t hurt me ’cause of my glasses. If I take my glasses off, boy, I really start to hurt. Yeah, yeah, oh God. That eye starts twitching. That eye starts twitching. Oh, buddy, I’m getting- Try, oh, you’re- I’m getting old. I can’t even keep both my eyes open, oh. All right, hold on, hold on. I’m gonna do that. What did you just do? Show me how to use it, son. Show me how to use this phone. Draft. I’ve heard about this. Draft, no, no. What is all this crap? Okay, now we’re gonna go back to home and in here, and then we’re gonna go down to the filters again. And then we’re gonna come back up here. Let’s choose a different filter. And where are the filters that we just had? Yep, we don’t- You’re a very old man. We need to have our grandchildren come in and help us. Chase, Chase, how do you do these? How do you get back to there? Chase, are you here? No, you go get Chase. Oh, I’m, I am Chase. Oh. All right, do all effects. Thank you for all you do for us. And then the ones that we got. Okay, there we go. Okay, you got it? And then this is the one that we were in right here. I don’t want do that. I don’t want to do that one. I wanna do the next one. Oh my goodness, I’m so old. I’m immediately turned old in this one. And I don’t, if I don’t have any teeth when I’m this old. My glasses look new. Lemme take my glasses off. Oh my God, look at that. That is so scary. Record yourself a little bit. Hey there. Hey there, little girl. Come gimme a kiss. What, what? You’re my grandbaby. Oh my. Come on over, baby. You, this is how you gonna, he’s gonna be. Line up. Line up all my grand babies so I can go, so I can give ’em all a little kiss. Now, I want you to come closer. Come closer. Come closer. Gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss. Okay. All right, Granddaddy loves you. So stop it right there? And then you can hand it to me and I can pick it up here. This is, this is sad. God, my eyes are gonna go real hard, aren’t they? Whoa, man. McLaughlin residence. RJ, RJ speaking. You’re gonna change your name to RJ? RJ when I get older ’cause it’s for Rhett James. Oh, it’s your granddaughter. She wants a kiss. Can I get, can I, do you want me to do that? No, I don’t want you to kiss my granddaughter. Hold on. Would you mind if, do you want one from your granddad or do you want from, oh. I just, boy, that was a jump scare to go back. It went back to… It’s so scary, dude. Okay, drafts. And then we go back to this, and then we come back into here. These… We definitely gonna have to get a facelift. No, no. We gonna have to start allocating some of that facelift money. Discard. How do I go to drafts without causing this problem to happen, Chase? I think I go right there. Okay, to these ones that we’ve saved. View all effects. And then go here. Now we’re back. Okay, now I’ll start this one. Go to the- Hold this up for me. Oh my God. Now this- This is not, what is that? You’re, you’re like a, you’re like a- I can’t- Excuse me. Excuse me while I eat my pudding, I mean, my jello. Who is that? Who? Your, your- Is it your Sean Connery? Your ears are young. Look to the side. Oh yeah, your ears. Your ears are still young, dude, that’s good. That’s encouraging. Hello. How do you feel about my ear? Oh God. What’s happening to my eye? Let me slurp up some of this for you. Gross, dude. I’m so expressionless. I don’t like seeing myself like that. Yeah. This one’s not, this one’s not realistic enough. No, skip. Oh! Hello world. My eyebrows are dancing. I am as happy, look, the inside of my mouth is still young. Oh God. You know what I mean, huh? See if it does anything- You wanna experience the youngest part of me? It’s the inside of my mouth. My tongue is young. Oh, my tongue’s coming through my lips! Is it- Ah! We can both do it. You look horrible. All right, so now save that. Okay, so- ‘Cause this stuff is too important to lose. Yeah, this is gold, Link. This is golden. Okay. Are the glasses actually helping? Well, no, they basically just get covered up. Don’t go to that guy. Okay. Oh God. Oh, you got- Santy Clause. Just on the top. The sides of your hair haven’t aged. Yeah, pull that back. Lemme get rid of this. Your beard didn’t really age. This… I look like my dad. It’s kind of scary. Inside of your mouth. My mouth is young as well. You tricking it? Okay, let’s go to a better one than this. I’m gonna pause that and go on back to this. What is this, split screen? I don’t know. This, hold on. That one’s the best one. Let’s do that. The second one. You look like Robert Plant. I’m, why do I want- You look like an- To have an accent? An old rock star. I can’t be there on Tuesday night because I’m playing Gandalf in the local production. And I can’t be there on Wednesday night because I’m Santy Claus at the mall. Yeah, I really, I think I’m going to, I mean, I think people are gonna, I think my grandkids are gonna respect me. I think your grandkids… Hey kids. I think your grandkids are gonna love you a lot. And they’re gonna come over and laugh at you. Is it Myrtle? Hey Myrtle. Am I on, am I on the FaceTime? Hey. Oh my God. It’s your gee daddy. It’s what they call me, gee daddy. Where’s my bingo? Where’s my bingo card? Here it is. I’m gonna start doing, I’m gonna start doing bingo and I don’t even need these glasses anymore. Oh man. I gotta open it. I gotta open the bingo. I’ve never done this before. All right, free, uh-huh. I got that one. I got, I got 49. You’re frightening me. I got- You’re frightening me. 73. I got 21 and I got one. Bingo! Hey, bring that back. Well, it’s done. It filled up. You didn’t get, you didn’t get me to do bingo. It filled up. Okay. I’ve never used these. I’ve always, I’m gonna look forward to this. Look at that. Huh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That’s satisfying. Okay, so this guy versus this guy. This guy versus this guy? Yeah, this one’s more, this is something, this one should be deleted from the app. This, this is just somebody- It makes you another person. This is somebody whose granddad passed and they wanted to be able to recreate him. I just wish it would get my- The rest of your hair. Why is it not turning the rest of your hair? I don’t know if we can still be friends when we get old. I mean, look, do you think these two- I’m not gonna age a bit. Hold on. Is this gonna get both of us? Is this gonna get both of us? Is this gonna get both of us? Nope. This gonna get both of us? Nope, I’m still young. How did we do it before when it got both of us? I don’t know how we did that. How do we do that? Lemme put, lemme touch that. See, ’cause you got this guy. How do you get old? Oh, I am so much older. Oh my goodness. This is not, where’s my pills? I’m spending a lot of time volunteering. Your mind seems to still be with you. Oh, it’s very much with it. It’s very much with it.. Okay, well, what about mine? Hold on. Let’s record this. Yes, my mind is very much with it. You’re ser, you literally still got your wits about you. What about me? I don’t have many wits. I’m not big on IQ anymore. Charles, Charles, Charles, would you like to go get some breakfast? Would you like to go get some brekky with me this morning? I’d like to get some of my pills first. What have you done with ’em? Turn ’em all loose. Where are my pills? Charles, I haven’t done anything with your pills. Here’s my- We go through this all the time. I haven’t done anything with your pills. Here’s my pills. Look, I’ve got, lemme take this off so I can see. I got, I got, I got Saturday. He go, he does this on a regular basis. He’s going to go through the entire week. Hunker down. Look at it, look at this. I got Saturday, Sunday. He’s gonna start over. Oh, here we go. Yeah. This is depressing. It’s crazy how I look like my granddad. Which one? Lincoln? Yeah, because I look just like my dad. My dad’s gonna turn into him and then I’m gonna turn into both of them. I don’t know anybody who looks like I’m gonna look. You said you looked like your dad at the one part. Yeah, but my dad is already 80 years old and- He doesn’t look like that. He don’t look this bad. He doesn’t look as bad as I’m gonna look. Yeah, I mean, I look like deathbed, Deathbed Daddy over here. That’s what we gotta look forward to. Yep, but you know what? What’s it called when you get everything on Bingo, but you don’t realize that you’ve won? I think I’ve won a long time ago. Here. I wanna try this before… What is this? You put that in your ear to help you hear things. Oh, you don’t put your… Yeah, and you’re not even using this? I’m going to. You just- I wanna see how, I wanna see if it actually works. You’re just seeing if you can hear me better? Check, one, two, one, two. You have to get closer. No. One, two, three, one, two, three. It’s not working. Checking, checking, checking, checking, testing. I mean… You want to get a little load of Wednesday? What did they put in there for you? They put in cough drops. Werthers. Oh no, cough drops. They’re putting cough drops. He’s got a cough drop every day, it’s the only thing that he’s taking. I get an allotment of one cough drop a day. Well, I wanna end this because I’m kind of sad. A new episode of “Good Mythical Weekend” is coming your way tomorrow morning. Be sure to tune in. Wow. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first was named Snap, the next was named Crackle. What was the name of the third child, Trevor? I wasn’t listening.

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