Can we guess how our best friend would word messages? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We send messages to each other, to our crew. Mhm. How do we word those? And do we think that we would be able to predict how the other would word that? I don’t feel great about it. I have been educated that this is a TikTok trend where people will say, I sent this message to so, so and so to accomplish this, can you guess what I said by impersonating me? Right. So we’re, this is our version of that. We also, because we did so well and we won that game, we get these cool bottle openers that- you didn’t do it right. You gotta cock it first. Oh, you cock it first. And then you open it. Then you open it and then you put it in there. Now it’s in there. And then maybe shoot it back there? Yeah, shoot it back there. See how it Oh, oh, it’s nice. Nice. It’s nice. Let’s hear the first one. Who wants some Topo Chico? Me. Okay, context for this. Carney sent this message the morning of Good Mythical Evening 2023 to rally the troops. Today is the day. It’s what we’ve spent countless hours planning and working for with plenty of love, sweat and tears. Pace yourselves this morning. We have a long day ahead, but what a day it will be. Then he said a couple of other sentences. Re-diggity-diggity-dacted! He said a big, big joke. Carney. He said a big, big joke at the end. we are revealing your icon on our company messaging software known as Slack. And that’s you with the wrestling lady? That’s Becky. Yeah. Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch. Yeah. We did a little social piece where she did a lot of things with hair and she Naired the hair off my legs, which has never grown back. But it was a highlight for me. It’s still- Did we release that clip or decide not to? No, it’s, it’s, it’s there. Hold on, it’s never grown back. Seriously? Yeah. I can come show you if you want. Yes. No. Yeah. Hold on. Yes. I’d like to see it. Yeah. Let’s see it. She created a bald spot on your leg? Well, he can come out there and show. She created a memory on my leg. Come out here. – Yeah, she did. Come out here. She’s so much bigger than you too, look. Look at that in the icon. She’s closer to the camera. Okay. She’s standing east I think. Okay. Let me see if I can remember which. This is gonna be hard. Sorry. Do you touch it all the time and think about her? Oh yeah. Call it your Becky spot? Okay. Let me see if I can- look at my socks! They’re little foxes. Right there. Whoa. The whole side of your leg because there’s hair here. What does your other leg look like in that spot? Is this the right leg? Am I- the other leg? Yeah. That’s a good question. ’cause this is the correct leg. Yeah. Your other leg is not. Now if your other leg is bald, then I’m gonna be really disappointed. Well, she might have done both legs. Oh, it is a little bald, Dude. You just don’t have hair on your leg there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did she do both of them? This is upsetting. She didn’t do that. You’ve never looked at the other leg. You never looked. It’s never grown back. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. One of your legs. I’ve always just thought that Becky did that. Yeah, Yeah. Well look at your other leg every once in a while. Becky didn’t do it. It’s upsetting. Maybe you should do both legs. You just don’t have hair on the outside of your calves for some reason I don’t have hair on the front side of my leg You might need to see a barber about that. Okay. You know what? I think the socks have pulled your hair off. Sorry, I didn’t mean to expose you. Oh no. Nothing to see there. But she put Nair on my leg in a place where I didn’t have hair and it never grew back. ’cause it was never there to begin with. Okay. Patience though is when we have a long day. This is gonna be something about what a day will be. It’s gonna be like a joke about how raunchy things are going to get. It’s a long bar there. It’s gonna mean, it’s a joke. You know it’s got a set up and a punchline in it. It’s two sentences, I’ll give you that. There’s two sentences that are hidden. There will be so many D, the D word plural. There’ll be so many Ds that everyone can take one home. We didn’t have as many D’s in 23 though, right? That was more of a 24 thing. I don’t remember 23, or 24. I think he said something about drinking at work. I think it was a joke about drinking at work. Alright, so then say something. Maybe include hot dog on a sandwich. But what a day it will be. Hot on a stick. Remember, if you are gonna drink, don’t drive. But if you’re gonna drive, drive as well as you can. He kind of does these non jokes. Yeah. Right. Sometimes That’s true. That’s fair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So something like that. That’s what it is, but what a day it will be. Yeah. The, the closest that you’ve both gotten is that it is a joke. But it is, it is not a dirty joke. And it is not. Is it a knock, knock joke? Directly related to the content that he’s talking about. But was it about days? Is it a day? It is about days. Day of the week. But what a day it will be. Well, it will be- ’cause ’cause it’s Friday because that’s the day that it is. Right. This is not- It will be Friday because it is Friday today. That’s the day that it will be. This is a stream of consciousness joke. Let’s reveal. That’s right. It’s National Waffle Day. Blessings to all who celebrate. What a turn, what a weirdo. That’s right. It’s National Waffle day. You fit right in here. Blessings to all who celebrate. How do I- See, it could have been about anything, but it was about waffles. Okay. You’ll like this better. It’s the two of you featured. Whoever catches this gets a Topo Chico You’re going to guess what your follow up messages were after Link’s message that his vasectomy went well. So Link says, I’d like to take this moment to thank all of you for the work you do. I can no longer have children. Okay. Didn’t get a lot of response. Well, this is rapid fire though. 12 people. Rapid fire. Rapid fire because you said something a minute later I can- and I, and I said it at the same time. I can no longer have children. Did we make the same follow up joke or statement? I think you may have said, I can still ejaculate. Is that what you said? No, I wouldn’t have said that. You wouldn’t have said that in the company slack? I can no longer- Everything still works other than that. Not that I wanted to have any more children. I can still do. But I can still do- The thing required to have children. The thing that would lead to having children. And then I said, what? I was actually castrated. [Emily Laughs] Somebody gimme my money back. And then I said… I don’t know, what would I say if you got castrated? I don’t think that’s it. Can we reveal the first one? Okay, I’ll say- We gotta have more to go on. Your second follow up Link has one of the same words from your first line. Children. You’re following up on. My 4:03 or my 4:02? Your 4:02, that’s a follow up to your 4:01 is about specifically a word you used in your 4:01. Okay. Typically when I type things A, they’re not funny. True. Even though B, I think they’re funny. But only funny to my present person, not my future person. So I don’t even think I would find it funny now. So is that true or is it funny? Is the word children or is the word work? Children. I can no longer have children. Technically, I couldn’t have children anyway ’cause I don’t have a uterus. That, would’ve been- That would’ve been a good thing to say right there. My wife is the one that has the children. I can no longer have children. Actually I never had children. My wife did. Christie did. I think I probably said- Actually you never had children. Your wife did. And then you said that’s right. My wife did. Okay, I’m gonna give you the first one. Even though I can’t, Were they still on drugs? Visually, I’m not gonna reveal it to you, but, so link follows up at 4:02 and says, you are my children. What? I said, you are my children? You are my children. I was still on the drugs. And therefore Rhett said… I said, I can no longer have children. You are my children. You almost literally said what Rhett said. In reply. He’s still on the drugs? He’s still under the influence of anesthesia It’s close enough. I think we can reveal it. Yeah. You are my children. Oh, he is on Demerol. He’s on Demerol. I recommend it. Yeah. ’cause you, because you took Demerol. This thing, this thing had a lid on it and just popped and I did not, I forgot about that. I forgot that too. You were offered Demerol. I took two different, I took two different things? Right. I got the anesthesia. I’m getting this confused with the colonoscopy Next. No, the colonoscopy did not affect your ability to have children. Right. Okay. Guess how Rhett ended this message. Attention all mythical employees. Tomorrow at noon we’ll be taking our first annual McRib pilgrimage. I’ll be leading all of you to McDonald’s where I will be buying you each McRibs. Then there’s two sentences. If you don’t like McRibs, you are still invited. Matter of fact, you are obligated to attend and I will still buy you a McRib, and I will watch you eat it. This is, I think I would say something about the vegans forcing them to eat the McRibs. the vegans among us. I think I would say- And then you would say something- This is 2016. There’s actually no- Yeah, ’cause you couldn’t afford to do that now. That’s why there are only four emoji replies. I remember this though. Hold on, we should do this again. I remember this First annual pilgrimage, But I also remember there were only a handful of us there. Here’s the thing, we’re gonna do it again, but you all have to split ’em into six. Six ways. Okay? I’ll be leading all of you to McDonald’s where I’ll be buying you each McRibs. If you don’t want a McRib… If you- I won’t be buying anything else but McRibs. You are free to get whatever you else you want, but I won’t pay for it unless it’s a McRib. And if you don’t go, you are fired. And if you don’t eat a McRib. You are fired. You’re fired. Did I go? You are in the right area that you felt strongly about this. I don’t think you’re gonna get the wording exact so we can reveal it. You are strongly encouraged to at least taste this historic sandwich. You will however make me exceedingly happy if you consume an entire one. Right, Yes. So it- You kind of- There’s a little bit of- I mean we updated the employee handbook after this. Yeah. Yeah, no. It turns out the boss cannot force pork. Coerced. This is real coercion. It’s called pork forcing. Daddy won’t be happy. If you wanna make daddy happy.. you can’t do it. You need to eat the whole McRib. Yeah, we don’t do things like that anymore, but we can bring it back if you want. Oh shit, I didn’t do that right. We could bring back pork forcing. pork forcing? Well, it’d be better if those went further. It’s not gonna, it’s not gonna put your eye out. It’s just gonna get stuck in it. That really, you know what, we used to have fun. Yep. We, we, we used to- That wasn’t fun for a lot of people. We used to- That was fun for you. We used to just go and go get McRibs. I remember walking down the street. Yeah! It happened, yep. Come on. It’s easy to remember something that only happened once and wasn’t a good idea. I also remember when we were at the old studio and we would have lunch together a lot. And if we had a crew lunch, we’d all walk down the street to get lunch together. We did that occasionally. We would go to that little Mexican restaurant. That pizza place. Who else we got here? Okay. there’s no image, pre-image to show you. The context, it says Link sent this reply. Well, lemme, lemme get to me is what I’m trying to say. You can see there’s an image. I sent a message with this photo. You sent a message with this photo? In 2020. February of 2020. Oh, okay. So, yeah. Pre pandemic. Where’s Waldo puzzle? So the pandemic hadn’t happened but you were already making a puzzle? I don’t think that Stevie made this puzzle. I think that- Is this just the box? That’s not the actual puzzle. No, I think that she had a joke in mind about where’s Waldo and Waldo looking like Link and so she went on the internet and found this image. That doesn’t sound right. This is a slack to general. You think I would, I would have to think my joke is really funny to slack it to general. So this is business? You’re saying this is business? Congratulations everybody. February, 2020 If you can- I found Waldo. He’s the big guy on the left. What are these creatures in this too, by the way? I remember this puzzle. It’s a very- I love this puzzle. I don’t know why you would’ve ever posted this on Slack. I don’t- Okay. If it wasn’t a joke, Might I have been offering the puzzle? Because I have completed it? Yes, I was but there’s a more specific… You did make this puzzle. Make it? That’s the box. You did complete the puzzle. I did. That’s not a puzzle. That is a box. But you completed the puzzle? Correct, correct. We just… Hey, anybody want this puzzle? I completed it So close. But there’s a joke in it. If anyone wants to do a 996.5 piece Waldo puzzle it’s on Mindy’s desk for the taking. Ringo consumed the other 3.5 pieces, unfortunately. Oh my God. Ooo. That would make that puzzle very difficult. It would be annoying. Two people laugh. Three and a half I think it was taken, I think someone took it. But you know, that’s when we were sharing puzzles. Back in the puzzle sharing days. Yeah, exactly. And that was a good time to get a puzzle. Yeah. February, 2020. Who knew how bad you’d have wanted that puzzle? Exactly. I’m going to… Okay. There’s a slack debate about Twizzlers versus Red Vines that both Chase and KG participated in. Chase said Twizzlers taste like blank KG said Red Vines taste like blank. Twizzlers taste like somebody took candles, pulled the string out real hard and twisted it out of anger, and then wrapped it in plastic and said, here you go. Enjoy this at the movies. You think all that could fit? That’s way too jaded for Chase to say publicly. Chase is super sweet. He would’ve said Twizzlers taste like if sunshine were poured into rope molds for… orphans. Yeah. Yeah. So, so kind of a mixed bag. Yeah. And KG. KG responded two minutes later and basically said the same exact thing. Basically saying Red Vines taste like that, you jackass. I think KG gets pretty spicy. I think it was Red Vines taste like your moooooom with a bunch of o’s. Okay. Chase said Twizzlers taste like plastic that was once grazed by a strawberry. Candy. KG said Red Vines tastes like a rubber tire with cough medicine on it. Okay. Neither one of them are riders. This is the great Twizzlers, Red Vines debate. Okay. And finally this one Once grazed by a strawberry candy. This one, I don’t have a preview image. Jenna sent a message to General about a van parked in the parking lot. And she was warning people about this van. Hello! Since 2024. Heads up everyone, there is- strange- She said [Rhett And Link Together] A Strange van. There’s a strange van. In the parking lot, don’t know who, don’t go near it. Do not go into the parking lot, Don’t accept candy from it. under any circumstances. 2024. Don’t go out into the parking lot until I go and accept candy from it. Yeah, that’s clearly what she said. Strange van in the parking lot. We don’t know. Maybe someone is lost. Do not go out there. Does anybody want a where’s Waldo puzzle? We will update you when we have figured that- It was very technical. Very technical and straightforward. Do not be alarmed by the sketchy van in the parking lot. It is Steve-O. He has kidnapped Rhett and Link to record his podcast for an hour in the van. Sketchy van. Yes. That did happen. All right, that’s fine. Steve O showed up in a sketchy van and we got in there. Yeah, we did. And he gave us candy. He did give us candy. Watch the full recording of Good Mythical Evening sloshed in Space on demand at goodmythicalevening.com and don’t forget to grab a limited edition tee while you’re there.