What’s the worst fall decoration? Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” There are people who make the decision to put out little signs in their house. Now we’re going to judge those people. If you’re one of those people, look out. They got signs for every era of the year. Right, yeah- Holidays. And if you’re that kind of person who likes to put up signs, you might be days be the kind- Vacation days. Of person that likes to put up signs that signify the changing of the seasons. These are the fall signs. If it’s fall. If it’s fall. And we got these on the internet, and I will say that we decided, you know what? Why buy them when you can just print out pictures of them? And judge them? And I’m gonna do it the way that we do the weird t-shirts. The weird t-shirts. Without me seeing this or you seeing this, I’m gonna levitate it from my crotch. Okay. Slowly. Okay. So that we can see if we can guess what it says. All right. Turkey. Turkey? Okay, that’s a fall thing. Comma. Okay, it’s gonna be a list of things. Turkey, gravy. Turkey, gravy. Mashed potatoes. Oh! No. Beans? Turkey, gravy, beans. Turkey, gravy, beans. You like beans, don’t you? I do, but- What are they doing on this sign? I mean, green bean casserole, maybe for- Turkey, gravy. Beans. Beans. And- Rice? Beans and rice? Beans and- That would be weird. Beans and- Rolls? And where are we? Rolls. Turkey, gravy, beans. And rolls. Let let my people? Go. Let my people go. Yes. Let me see that. Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls, let me see that casserole. Hey, it is casserole. So do you put turkey, gravy, beans and rolls into the casserole? It’s the “Tootsie Roll” song, but altered. And I don’t know why beans is- Oh! Yeah, let me see- Something something let me see that Tootsie Roll. That casserole. You know that song? “Tootsie Roll.” You have to say rolls, which is okay. Hold on- But you don’t need to say beans. we just rhymed rolls and role. Well, they did. Well, and then we did, because they made us read it. What? We just rhymed roll with role. Yes. Because they did. Yes. And I’m saying that’s no good. That’s no good. Sing the original “Tootsie Roll” song. ♪ Lemme see the Tootsie Roll ♪ Okay, so that’s not helping. I don’t know what the first part is. Okay, well, you could have just said that. What is the first part of the mix? It probably isn’t roll, is what I’m saying. It probably doesn’t rhyme with Tootsie Roll. It might be hole. It probably just rhymes with it. Hole. What is it? Cotton candy, sweetie, go. Let me see the- Tootsie Roll! Cotton candy, sweetie, go, let me see- Oh, there’s a bunch of different- Oh, the butterfly. Bunch of different ones. Oh, that’s the old, “let me see that Tootsie Roll.” Okay, that’s good. Cotton candy. Sweetie, go, tootsie roll. Just keep, okay. To the left. Come one, come all, just make that, that’s the verse. That’s repeated, cotton candy, sweetie, go. Yeah, that’s it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn’t know that’s what it was. This is the way the 69 Boyz did things. Yeah. Right. 69 Boyz, with a Z, 1994. Beans should not be a part of this. Turkey, gravy, dressing, rolls- This is bad on so many levels. It needs to have one syllable, I guess? What’s the one-syllable thing that would work? Turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, and, see? Maybe we’re discovering why it says beans. What’s another one-syllable word that would be on your Thanksgiving plate? Corn. Pole, knoll, cold. Cold. Cold? What’s something that’s cold? Turkey, gravy, beans and cold? No, cold and rolls. What do you like that’s cold? Bowl! What’s old? Well, but got you got bowls of stuff. Oh, yeah. Turkey, gravy, in the bowl, let me see that casserole. But you don’t typically serve it in a bowl. A gravy boat. Boat. Turkey, dressing. Put the stuffing- Gravy bowl. Put the stuffing in the hole- Turkey, dressing, gravy bowl, lemme see- Put the stuffing- in the hole. That casserole. Put the stuffing in the hole, let me see that casserole. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. What you getting? Thank you. Aisle? Battle? Fall, fall, fall, fall. Fall. Or it could be fell. It’s fall, fall. Fall? I barely know her. Is my. Second favorite season. Hey, put that on the side. Second favorite- Fall is my second favorite way to get hurt. Fall is my second- Second favorite way that grandma got hurt. Fall is my second favorite. Fall is my second- I think it might be season, dude. I think this would be a funny sign. Fall is my second favorite thing that rhymes with ball. Fall is my second favorite- Y’all is the first, it’s a southern sign. Fall is my second favorite reason to- Fall is my second favorite reason for the season, y’all. Lemme give you a little bit of this. Second? Favorite. Feeling. Fall is my second favorite, no. Oh, F word. F word. F word. Fall is my. Second favorite F-word. This one’s good. Okay, we’re gonna say that one’s the best one so far. What’s the, I always say this, the Venn diagram between the sign havers- Yeah, which is a sassy grandma- And the F-word sayers. Just sassy grandma. Yeah. So you got a grandma- Your grandma? I’m sorry, I can’t even picture a grandma- Nana wouldn’t do that. Ever saying this. Nana would not do that. Maybe 2025 grandma. I think 2025 grandmas. Yeah, okay. I think 2025 grandmas. Nana’s a great grandma. Fall is my second favorite F-word. You know the thing that’s occurring to me is that all you gotta do, I mean, this costs $8. I will say that, I’m seeing the price. All you gotta do is print the sign and hang the print up. Yeah, but there’s three dimensionality to these. Yeah, they’re boxes. We put that on the wall- This is number one. You set that up. We’re ranking these- Looks very nice. I’m kind of coming around to signs now. You moved that one. You moved that one all the way off, but. I might be able to get my wife to buy into this. You made that, this is number one. So you wanna make that number two? We hate this one. We hate it. Yeah, we’re gonna put that one over here. But not in the way of your reveal machine. Here we go. Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice. What is that? Is that a bunny? Wait, wait, i don’t want you to, I feel as if you, I don’t want you to scroll down. You need to rhyme with pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice- But it’s gonna reveal too much. All things nice. Head lice. So what is that? What is that on the left? It’s a scarecrow. As soon as you reveal what that is, I think that you’ll get the rest. Pumpkin spice, twice as nice. Pumpkin spice, “Miami Vice.” Pumpkin spice. These are good signs. What was the first thing you said? “Miami Vice” is one. This, for the makers of the signs- It doesn’t look like “Miami Vice.” This is something. Is that a chicken head? Head lice. Head lice. I think that’s- Okay, sign makers. Head lice, “Miami Vice,” those are two really good ones. This looks like ice cream. Is that a bunny rabbit? I don’t know what this is. That is like log. It’s logs. Yeah, I think it’s what you put a scarecrow on when there’s no scarecrow. Pumpkin spice- Well, take the scarecrow off. Let’s be nice. And/or imagine the scarecrow is someone else. Oh, is this a religious- Pumpkin spice, Jesus Christ? I hope that’s what it says ’cause that’s the number one. Look, look, look. Print it, print it out. Oh my God, it’s a cross. I’m right. Oh my God. And Jesus Christ. Good, ’cause if it was pumpkin spice, Jesus Christ! You gotta have that ampersand- You gotta put and in there. Hey, that’s number one. That’s number one. This is my second favorite J-word. Pumpkin spice and Jesus Christ. It feels a little patronizing. It feels a little patronizing to the religious folk out there. What does Jesus have to do with fall? Well, technically he’s the reason for every season, even fall. You trying to make him the reason for Halloween? No. Pumpkin spice and Jesus Christ. No, it’s a fall festival. Jesus Christ got Christmas and Easter. He’s got the whole- And rightfully so. He’s got the whole year. He’s got the whole year, I mean- He’s got the whole world in his hands. But every year is dated by his life. I mean, we can’t really get away from it. But I don’t understand, like these are, when I think of fall, these are my things. Pumpkin spice comes back and Jesus comes back. Did Jesus go away? Because pumpkin spice keeps going away. Yes, he did. He went away. Pumpkin spice is a seasonal item. Pumpkin spice comes back and everyone looks forward to it coming back. Everyone’s looking forward, well, not everybody, plenty of people are, I’m told, are looking forward to Jesus coming back. Well, now you confused me. That’s what’s happening here. Now you confused me. But he doesn’t come back in the, you know what, no one knows the hour or the day. Exactly. Despite TikTok. Right, right. I mean, listen, I sold everything on September 20, whatever it was. I got rid of everything. He’s hurting now. He’s hurting. I don’t even have a place. He’s what he calls himself now a minimalist. That’s right. Okay, so we’re gonna say that’s the best one. I bet you that there’s some trendy churches out there that they’re doing pumpkin spice communion. Ooh, hey, that might get me back. That might get me back, y’all gonna put pumpkin spice on the Lord’s Supper. Crotch printer, activate. Shot my first turkey today. And this is early on in the sign. This one might have a lot of words, or it might just show a dead turkey. I’m about to see a dead turkey. I don’t wanna see a dead turkey. Words are getting bigger. Scarred me for life. Scared- Scared the living- Scared the, shot my first turkey today. Scared the old? Scared the czar? Scared the cbab? Scared the crap out of- Crap. Okay, okay. Okay, scared- Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap outta who? Because is there, does shot my first turkey today have a second meaning? Like bowling. This is a bowling sign. You could be right about that. But then why would it scare the crap out of somebody? Scared the crap out of my… I shot my first, so the turkey wasn’t- Scared the crap outta my parakeet. What? I already have a bird at home. Now he thinks I’m working my way to him. The picture that I am, that’s coming clear in my mind is not what you’re describing. It is- So you don’t think another bird is scared? Uh-uh, I think- Who gets scared when you shoot a turkey besides other turkeys and maybe birds? If the turkey is being carved on the thanksgiving table and then you shoot it, you’ve shot a prepared turkey. Hey. So what what would it say? This is a timing joke. It’s a timing joke. Scared the crap outta my family. Who was eating it. Scared the crap outta grandma who was eating it. Scared the crap- I think you have to say that- No, no- You haven’t established that you’re at the table. No, no, no, no. This is gonna be a man carving a turkey, ’cause that’s a man’s job. Shot my first turkey today. Well, no, if the man’s carving, the woman’s shooting the turkey, then. Scared the crap outta my husband. Shot my first turkey today, scared the crap out of the chef. That just not good. We’re not getting it. Let’s see. Somebody’s carving a turkey. You’re right about the scenario though. Out of everybody. Scared the crap outta. Everyone. And now it’s the picture of- And then it’s a cooked turkey with a bullet hole in it. That’s all you need. That’s all you need. No, you don’t need more words. Oh, we got more words. You don’t need more words. We’ve got it. In- The frozen food section! Ah, it happened at the grocery store. Oh, man. That’s funny. Oh, there’s more words. That’s funny. Scared the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section. Yeah. It was frozen. It was, we already know it was already dead. It was, does it say it was awesome? Oh, come on. It was awesome? What, are you trying to meet your ink quota? Why does it? Okay. You don’t need it was awesome, y’all. Okay, hold on, hold on. Yeah, you had us- You had us. You had us at scared the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section. Yeah, you had us at section. It was awesome. What is wrong with you? I do like the pitch, it was frozen, because that would just really- It would be better. Really reinforce. It doesn’t mean anything. If you didn’t get it. You know, if you didn’t get it, then you could get it with that reinforcement. You could. Maybe write over it. Come on, it was awesome? Erase that crap. This one only costs $7.78, it is a 21% discount. I think what could have been, yeah, we got a sharpie. Let’s get rid of it. We got a sharpie. This is, if you’ve got this at home already, yeah, you can do that. Yep. How’s that, Stevie? Does that clarify? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was frozen. That’s perfect. Okay. So that one’s okay. That one’s okay. And no, this one was a complete fail, but- No, we made it okay, but it’s still, it’s such a disappointment. All right, here we go. Such a disappointment. Make sure we get this out of the way here, because we’ve got something important to do. It’s a sign, remember. Oh, fine print. What’s that say? We interrupt this program- Sign. We interrupt this sign. We interrupt this game. We interrupt, what would you interrupt on a sign? A football game. But the sign is always up.. How does a sign interrupt anything when it’s always there? It’s conceptual. We interrupt this wall with this sign. We interrupt this marriage. What, marriage? To? And it’s a football. It’s about watching football. We interrupt this marriage to bring you a football game. To bring you, yeah. We interrupt this marriage to bring you a- Football, period. Football is interrupting this marriage. This is pretty good. Yeah, this one’s good. To bring you football, it’s awesome. Football season. Season. Yeah, yeah. okay. Oh, ’cause the whole season interrupts the marriage. It sure does. That that one really got even worse in a good way. This is good. We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season. Now who puts that where? Does that go in the man cave? Or does that go on the kitchen counter? I think it goes at- Who gets this sign? Maybe it goes at the bridal shower? A playful husband or a bitter wife? Why are those the only two options? And aren’t they both redundant? All right, I’m going more than another one. I don’t understand. I was trying to say that all wives were bitter, but it was in poor taste. It was in poor taste. It was in poor taste. Okay, this is, oh, what’s happening? E, E. Edible? Oodle? Noodles? Oodle, cobble? Gobble. Gobble. Gobble. Gobble? I gobbled my first turkey today. See, when I did that with- It scared the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section. You eat a turkey, a frozen turkey. It was frozen. It’s gonna scare everybody. Got it, gobbled my first, we gotta add a D, though. Gobble. Gobble- It’s a command. Gobble your first turkey today in the frozen food section. It’ll scare the crap… Gobble your first turkey today. Hold on. Stop. It’ll scare the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section. It will be awesome. Gobble. Gobble me. Gobble me? Gobble it up. What is a picture of? I think it’s just gobble gobble. I think it’s gonna be gobble gobble. What is the picture of? Let me look down here. A turkey! Oh, that is a turkey, with sunglasses. And what’s he holding? A handkerchief? I can’t tell. I can’t tell what he’s holding, but he’s holding something. I think it’s important. Gobble, wobble. Gobble jobble. Hold on, he’s dabbing. He’s dabbing? He’s dabbing. He’s dabbing. He’s a dabbing turkey. Gobble, daddy. Gobble dab’ll do you. Gobble dab- Gobble dab’ll do you. What’s that say? Gobble. What’s that say? Till you drop. Till you drobble. Gobble till you- Wobble, gobble till you wobble. Gobble till you wobble. So this means eat until you can’t stand up straight. This is good. This is very pertinent. We like that. We like that. I like signs that give me permission to overindulge. Hey, hey, y’all, remember my sign? Gobble tell you wobble, y’all! I don’t want no one strutting out of the table. Everybody’s gotta like do a little duck walk. And don’t forget, fall is my second favorite F-word. But y’all remember pumpkin spice and Jesus Christ. What if you went to someone’s house and they had printed these off and put ’em on the wall? And what if it was my house? How would you feel about that? I’d probably tell you something. They’re in the right order. Shop the Mythical snow day mug and a re-release of our sweater weather mug set at mythical.com now.