Which of our crew has the most embarrassing old posts? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Thank you guys for being here because it’s only gonna get worse. Yeah, because there’s this thing called social media and all of us have been on it for quite some time. Mm-hmm. And, uh, boy, when you look back, say 10 plus years to the things that you posted, which are on the internet forever. Mm-hmm. Sometimes it can be a little bit cringey. Right. And, um, it could also get you fired. That is the exercise here. One of you. Um, we don’t know what these are, but we reserve the right to, um, you know, let you go. I think that’s part of our contract. Yeah. At will. Yeah, that’s true. Um, thank you for clarifying that. Uh, you wanna go first? You want me to go? I’ll go. We’re not gonna get rid of y’all. Come on. This is, we’re just gonna ridicule you and keep you around if you can, if you can take it. Okay. This particular post, What? I’m paying attention. We’re in class. I don’t know. You know, some, something that we’ve already said sent you into some sort of like, you, like you were definitely in your own brain for a minute. Yeah. What were you, what were you thinking about? Uh, she was thinking about the, what we’re about to look at. Yeah. And whether or not it was gonna be really consequential. What were you thinking about, what you’re gonna do next? I don’t know. I don’t know. Come on. You don’t know. I don’t know. I was excited. I was just thinking I was, I could just tell you weren’t using your eyes. That’s Lauren’s excited face. Oh, I didn’t see it, but I’ll watch it back. That’s not it. That’s it. I’ll watch it back. Okay. You first. This particular tweet from July 12th, 2012, apparently generated by some sort of application called Selective Tweets. You know how it shows you where it came from, like iPhone or whatever, like, I’ve never seen that before. I think that’s like a thing on Facebook where it like pulls in your tweets. Okay. I produced this so I know about all of these things. Okay. It’s not necessarily me. Okay. Well, a photo of my sunburn when put into Photoshop has a hex color code of C67C6D, or according to the Valspar Paint Selector, sweet melon. Hey, this isn’t cringey. This is something to be proud of. Sunburn. Your sunburn is sweet melon, and that’s the worst you got. Now, first of all, the fact that this person is thinking about hex color codes, right? Valspar paint selector, snarky. This is Chappie all day long. Yeah. Snarky? A little bit snarky. You should read the dates on all these. July 12th, 2012. Okay. 2012. So you would’ve been, uh, four. Had Chappie’s snark fully developed by the age of four. Uh, well this is more it, it’s just more cleverness. You know, it’s clever, dry, very dry humor. You, you reacted to snark. So, um, is this the first time you’re hearing that you’re snarky? Maybe, yeah. Okay. And how are you processing that? Um, I don’t know. Have you guys experienced my snark? I feel like, Yeah. Well, how would you define, how, how would you define snark? Uh, like, yeah, I guess pretty dry and, like, poking fun and teasing. Yes. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. So I can define it. Right? Mm-hmm. But that wasn’t your intention. I also was 14 in 2012. Okay. I was off by 10 years. Okay. All right. See. Um. Then that wasn’t snarky at all. I mean, it. It was a little prickly, but this is also, but I will say this is pretty, I mean, advanced humor for a 14-year-old, which also tracks with Chappie. I, I don’t think I would have been, Yeah. This would not, none of this would’ve made sense to me. First of all, at 14 there was no Photoshop. Nope. When I was 14. Nope. That I know of. Mm-hmm. There was a photo shop, it was a place to buy photos. I went, I went there. People’s photos? I went there all the time. All my photos were from the photo shop. I’ll take that photo. But we’re gonna give this one. Yes, that’s definitely Chappie. All right. December 23rd, Christmas Eve Eve, 2010. Watching The Road, and that’s a capital R. This is the movie, not just, McCormick McCarthy adaptation? I think, it’s not just like the thing the vehicles go on. Okay. I love how when there’s an apocalypse, only rednecks survive. Uh, okay. Oh, and there’s a second one here. Oh. December 18th, 2010. So this is the week before. Listening to Sweeney Todd on the treadmill. Yeah, I think so. Oh, wow. Okay. We’re in this area. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a good soundtrack. I’m just letting you know. We are, we are over here. I mean, my first instinct was Megan. I mean, it is not, yeah. It seems like I could hear Megan’s voice. But I could also see Lauren saying this. Either one of these things. I love how when there’s, Are you picturing the main characters in the road as rednecks or just the people they run into? I’m not really remembering the, because who played the guy in the, in the movie? I didn’t see it. Who played the guy? Did somebody want to speak out? Who saw the road in 2010? [Stevie] I’m looking it up. Oh, Viggo. Yes. Viggo, right? Yes. It’s Viggo. Yeah, Viggo. Oh, it’s a, yeah. It’s a really, really good book. If you’re into like absolute bleakness. Uh, but it’s a, it’s a, it’s a good movie. I’d rather watch The Road than The Walk. I’ve heard lots of things about The Long Walk or whatever it’s called. Walk Hard? That it’s, You’d rather watch Walk Hard than The Road. It’s v it’s very visceral. Me too. And it’s, I I’m not into vis the viscerality of, in movies. Okay. So I’m not gonna be seeing that one or that one with the, with the families that fork themselves. I’m not gonna see that. What, what? Who, who forks themselves? The um, Weapons. Oh. It’s disturbing, man. Oh, that’s just a small scene fork themselves. I don’t need, I thought you were doing like, code for something. No, I’m thinking like literal as I can here. It is a short scene. Who, who, who? I made my wife watch that movie. We’re gonna have to swap these around. Made her? Yeah. And she said, uh, I, I hate this and I hate you for making me watch it. As she was sitting there watching it. Yeah. But it was when I was recovering from my procedure, so she felt sympathy for me and watched a horror movie with me. Yeah, Chappie. Chappie said something snarky in the middle of what you said. I’m just gonna observe. Yeah. They said you made her. Made her, made her, made her. And it was kind of judgy, like, yes. Uhhuh. Like you don’t think he can make his wife do stuff, is that what you’re saying? She can make me do stuff too. You want me to tell you the stuff she makes me do? No, please. No. Whoa. Why, why did you assume it was bad? Right. We just fork ourselves. Okay. Can we let you guys go? We call it the Friday, the Friday forking. I’m gonna tell you right now though, I, I don’t make Christy do anything. Yeah, as you should. That’s true. I do not make her do anything. And she doesn’t try to get you to do anything. She’s given up on that. She’s given up for the most part. Yeah. But yeah, she, she doesn’t make me do some things and I, I didn’t need that. [Stevie] Now I will say, wasn’t there some Viggo lust on this format previously? I don’t remember who was lusting. No. I people No, I think you’re think was Emily. No, it was, you’re thinking about Sting can get it. No, that’s different. We’ve, we’ve had a lot of, um, older male lust on this, on this show. Boy, you’re in the right place. Viggo can get it. You’re in the right place. Viggo can get it. Sting can get it. And uh, the bird lady. The bird lady, okay. Um, I’m not really sure what application this comes from, but does that matter? No. For the record, I am not a man eating platypus with eagle wings and a unicorn horn that runs around chasing zombies and speaks with the voice of someone who lost their voice. Neither am I human. And there is one response. This is March. Uh, it was posted on February 24th, 2012. And there’s a response on March 1st, so about a week later we get a response. Okay. Ah, now that makes sense. Okay. For the record, I’m not a man eating platypus with eagle wings and a unicorn horn that runs around chasing zombie and speaks with the voice of someone who lost their voice. Neither am I human. This must be a reference to something. I don’t, or. For the reference, uh, record. It’s not. I thought it would be too, but I checked. It was just like classic random. Classic random. Classic random. It’s our favorite genre. I think this is, um, this is, this is a tweet from someone who is in their head a lot. What, what I was paying attention. Yeah. And also, I don’t know what this application is. Is that Facebook? What is that? Uh, well, I like the implication that I’m not human per the end of this, so I will take that. Okay. You’re welcome. Okay. Maybe we’ll switch ’em around though. Okay. We could, we could. December 15th, 2012. Probably a tweet. I love elephants. I want to be one. Sometimes I make a trunk out of newspaper and walk around with it. I once ate, four pounds of peanuts in one in a day. I love elephants. Wanna be one. Sometimes That’s it? Outta newspaper and walk around with it. I once ate four pounds of peanuts in a day. That’s so whimsical. I don’t know. So we, we don’t know which, which one is Chase’s. Yeah. And I’m real, real confused. Yeah. And I don’t think. You don’t think Chase is? I don’t think this one is Chase’s. Let me see what we’ve got do. He’s not very easy. I wanna make a trunk. What? I think this is back when, I mean, back in 2012, you just thought you could say anything and maybe it would be. Is it you? You’re discovering humor, discovering how humor works on social media in 2012. But does Chase love elephants? I’ve never heard him say that. Never heard him talk about elephants. He’s talk, he talks a lot about the animals that he loves, and I don’t think the sun burn… Pandas. Yep. Cats, dogs. Yep. I mean, if I’m going back to the Photoshop, if Chappie got sunburned. Would it be a sweet melon? I mean, I’m looking, I’m just looking at complexity. I think we’re, I think, I think not Chase would not be sweet melon. Not Chase. I think Chappie’s a sweet melon. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that’s Chappie. Um, that’s the only one I’m now 100% confident in. I think that the elephants might be Chase. I mean, there’s something. It’s got that baby girl quality Who can eat lots of peanuts. Four pounds of peanuts. I am attempting to eat four pounds of fries. Yeah, Yeah, here, just slow down. I don’t know how I feel about that. I don’t know how I feel about it, but I’m okay. Who do you wanna switch? Because I feel pretty strongly about, I don’t know these two, I’m not saying that you two are interchangeable. Okay. I think I’m, I think I’m, I might change Lauren and Chase. I might be tempted to change Lauren and Chase. I can see Lauren having an elephant day. Thank you. Yeah. Can you see her eating four pounds? But this is, but this is just. It’s too esoteric for Chase to write some tweet like that. It’s just so out there. It’s just so out there. It’s like on its, it’s like on another planet. A long time ago. Come back. Come back to us. It was a long time ago though. It’s a long time. Hello? Okay. I get that you have to do it three times, but I am paying attention. Okay. Okay. If you feel strongly about keeping it this way, let’s, let’s go. Let’s start with Chappie and see if we’re right about Chappie. Um, in 2012, I wasn’t using Photoshop, I was using PaintTool SAI. So this is not me. Oh, no. God’s curve ball. I didn’t have money for Photoshop. Who, who has Photoshop, And who’s using it at that point? I mean, y’all are in writer town. Y’all can’t be using Photoshop. I’ve never used anything else but a Word doc. So what did we think? What, what, what do we think Chappie is, an elephant? I think the Eagle Wings thing could definitely go to Chappie. Yeah, for sure. So let’s do that. Yes. We’re gonna move that. This platform is DeviantArt. It’s where artists post art. Yes. I posted, I posted one piece of artwork there, like, a long time ago. We should pull that up. And you could also post journals. So this was a journal entry and then, and yeah, and that’s my best friend. Ah, that makes sense. Ah, that makes sense. Okay. Okay. A week later though. So now we’ve… You wanna explain yourself? Um, random, you know. Random. And I was 14, so. Random. Okay. Okay. So that kind of makes sense because this was pretty advanced for a 14-year-old, um. Sunburn, Photoshop. I mean that what, whoever wrote that one, it holds up. That’s the one. It holds up. This is the winner. It’s pretty writerly. This is the winner. I feel like this might be Megan, you know? Well, Lauren’s a writer too. That’s true. Yeah, that’s true. We should do a parent trap one day. Yeah. So it’s definitely one of them. I’m gonna lock in on, let’s find out about the elephants. Chase. This is what we really need to know. Chase, you had an elephant day? I had an elephant day. I knew it. I think that was the day that I, uh, went mouth noise and realized it kind of sounded like an elephant. Yeah. And then I went around doing that a lot and I annoyed people. Okay. I was like, You thought, you thought you would tweet about it? You did. And then I tweeted about it. Okay. You sure did. [Stevie] Now there was a point, um, when we were small enough where, before I hired someone, I would stalk them on social media. And I, I do not think I did it with Chase, is what this is proving to me. [Matt] Definitely didn’t do it with me, Stevie. [Stevie] The sad part is, I think I did. All right, so we’re down to these two gals over here. Uh, watching The Road, getting sunburnt. Very similar activities. Boy, I don’t know. This is, uh, I think Megan is gonna speak ill about rednecks. I think she’s gonna do that. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Alright, so. We’re locked in. Megan, is that you? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I actually do, everyone uh, people talk to me about my apocalypse plan. It’s always go down south immediately. Because those are the people who have guns. They’re gonna survive the zombies. Right. Well, but they’re probably not gonna be welcoming you when you show up. Not after, not after they read your, your Twitter. You better watch out. You gotta scrub this before I go down there. You gotta be there first. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t go there. Just be there. So Lauren, you, you have, you have a tweet that has held up for 13 years. Thank you. Welcome to my snark. Yep. Wow. It’s contagious. Now. Sweet melon. Did you actually do this or was it just a joke? Oh, I absolutely did. You actually did it? I’m a walking sunburn wrist. Okay, so it wasn’t a joke. Yeah. Sweet melon. There was no joke in it. It is just sincerity. Yeah. I mean, it’s sincerely funny. Oh, it’s sincerely funny. It is. 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