What’s the most boring post on the internet? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Uhhuh. I know what you want. Mm-hmm. You want to get bored? You want something very dull. You came to the right place. You came to the right boys. Dull boys. What is this? [Stevie] So this is a Facebook group called Dull Men’s Club. Dull Men’s Club, not Dolmans. Dolmans. Okay. And it’s just a group where dull men talk to each other. Uh. It’s interesting. I don’t know how you find yourself in a place like this. You look up, are there other boring men like me? Yeah. And, and you do that in the Facebook search bar. Wanna meet other boring men near you? Yeah, I think so. And then you get, Wanna interact with real dull men? Yeah. Well, okay, let me show you the first post, ’cause you’ll, you’ll see this is from Jamie Peach. My commute to and from work is somewhat tedious. On average, I get three buses a day. A few months ago, out of shear boredom on one of these journeys, I decided to study my ticket and notice that the vehicle number is printed on each ticket. It then became a dream of mine to get the same vehicle on the same day. Today I achieved that dream with vehicle 270. To make it even sweeter, I sat in the same seat on both trips. And then this is how they all sign off. Man, 31. Shoe size, 10. No banana for scale as I’m allergic. They all say no banana for scale. They all reference, they all say their, their age, their shoe size, and talk about a banana for scale. And I, because they’re referencing their own banana? [Matt] Like they, willing, if there’s like, I found this crazy. [Stevie] Oh, Carney knows all about it. Yeah. I started this club, uh, not only am I a member, no. Um. They’ll include it if, if something needs scale, they’ll use a banana for scale. Okay. So this isn’t talking about their penis size, because that wouldn’t be a very dull thing to talk about. No. A very bad thing. Can you, I don’t understand what he was excited about. I the dream, his dream was to what? They’re talking about to ride the same bus to and from work. Oh, so they are talking about their penis size, but 270. Yep. And there it is the same vehicle on the same day. And he got 270. Bus vanning. This is, I like this. I, I’m kind of into this. I understand, I understand. I don’t know what y’all are talking about, but over here. Oh, I’m learning about this sign off. I guess. Facebook groups are a mystery to me, but, uh, the sign off of the banana, et cetera, is, um, like a, a holistic Facebook group situation, and the reason that we have to know these men’s shoe size is because it’s really dull and not because of their penis size, Carney said. Um, okay. I’m there. I’m with it. I understand, but I, I, yeah. What we’re understanding is that we are into this. Because they’re creating, they’re creating a game out of something. So I actually find this interesting because it’s not actually that dull. It’s making something that is dull into something that has this, like. Yeah. You’re building a little purpose and meaning into your bus ride. Right. It’s a very, it’s a very middle-aged man thing to do. I, yeah, let’s see another. 31. He’s 31. Okay, well that’s true, but he is a size 10 shoe. He, exactly. It’s a really, See another one because maybe there’s a pattern here. This is Jason Williams. I work in IT, not the most strenuous of jobs. I have a gut, but very fit fingers, wink. Today I’ve been outta the office installing laptops at a customer’s office. Again, not very strenuous. I get home and slip off my shoes to find this. One sweaty left big toe. First time I’ve ever noticed a sweaty toe. I did check that it was actually wet and not just a mark. M 51. Shoe size eight, no banana for scale. If there was, it would likely be the same size as the width of my feet. I still don’t understand the banana part. That one expanded on the banana part. Expanded banana. 51 years old. Shoe size eight. All right. I have an idea of who this guy is. Sweaty toe. This is just, this is gross. This is a little bit gross. We’re not, this is a little weird into this. This is not, this is not fascinating to me. And I think that what happened was there was something at the end of your shoe that was wet, dude. This does not do it for us. Yeah. I don’t like this one. It’s not that it’s dull, it’s that it’s, it’s missing the magic of dull. Mm-hmm. And this is what Jason Williams is up to now, apparently, by the way, for those of you who understand that reference, okay. Yeah. Ba, I think it’s basketball. Yeah. Um, okay. This one says, when I bought this plant, it had no blooms. I assumed it would eventually bloom red. I was wrong. There’s no shoe size, so I don’t know how to judge this. You’re not playing by all the rules, Jerod. First of all, it looks fake, but there are real pots back there that seem to be growers. You think somebody would fake this post? I mean, I agree that there is a sheen to the the leaves, but I think that’s just a healthy plant. Why did he think they were gonna be red? I don’t know. Is he looking at the seed packet? Now I’m disappointed because we got our hopes up that the dull men’s club is gonna be something that maybe it’s not. We thought it was gonna be finding the wonder in the mundane. Yeah. I think we’re gonna have to start a new group unless we see a turnaround. [Stevie] Okay, this next one, I don’t know how you’re gonna feel. It’s from Jeff T. who says, my socks tied themselves in a knot in the dryer. Again, don’t know his shoe size, and that’s disappointing. Okay, this is kind of interesting. My socks tied themselves in a knot in the dryer. Because you have to wonder how that happens and what it means for you. Is it against a mirror? I, I, I’m not understanding. How many pairs of socks are there there? I do see what you mean by that. I think there may be four socks, maybe three. I think that’s a mirror. I’m pretty sure it’s a mirror because look at the bottom. Yeah. No, but it’s not a reflection. No, no, no. ’cause you would see, no, it’s not a mirror. It’s not a mirror. This is interesting though. I was trying to figure this out. I will say this makes you ask yourself a lot of questions. I need a video of this to understand. Has it ever happened to you? Like, go ahead. And some of the questions are, Uh, is this my fault? You know, did I do something to deserve this? Should I wear, have a different kind of sock? Is this a sign of good luck? Is this a sign of bad luck? Right? Do I need to do something to about my dryer? Is my house gonna burn down? I’m gonna tell you now. How many questions? There’s a, there is a damp, there’s a dampness in the middle of these. In, in the knot. Oh, in the knot it’s so wet. It’s really damp. Do you ever just start thinking about whether or not your dryer vent needs to be cleaned? Oh, yeah, because like, because they said. You’re not, you’re talking about like the piping, not the. The piping, not the actual thing. Because TikTok tells us to do that. Yeah, I know. But then how do you know? Like you’ve gotta just call somebody to do it and they’re gonna charge you out the wazoo just to do it, and then maybe they don’t even need to do it, but they’re gonna tell you, oh, you needed it. Yeah, I did that. I paid for that. Yeah. I think that the answer is somewhere in the elasticity of the top of the socks, something is getting hung up together, or I think it’s been boinged. You know, when, um, the top of your socks, the, the elastic gets boinged and like. I think these socks are too long. Who needs the top part of the sock to be that long? What are you trying to do? Uh, maybe, maybe support your calf. You think these are a compression? Maybe? So we’re kind of back on this group now because that really started quite a discussion. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We’ll see another one. Um, oh gosh, Nancy, Nancy Hoagland in the dull man’s group. Too dull to even take a pic, but last week my suitcase weighed in exactly 50 pounds. That’s the weight limit for American Air luggage. That I think this should be an oddly satisfying. But oddly satisfying, conceptually speaking. Yeah. And I’ve never met a man named Nancy, but I’m open to it. Yep. Mm-hmm. I don’t care about this. This is, this is, um, this is almost like our unfun fact. Hm, but not quite. Yeah, I gotta just say as, as I, you know. Our fun fact is good. This is not good. I’m not trying to say that the dull men’s club should only have men, but I’m just saying that when a woman decides to participate, she needs to at least try to follow the rules. Yeah, you need to understand the assignment. I mean, what’s your shoe? Socks? What’s your shoe size? Where’s the banana? We don’t even have a picture. Yeah. I think she needs to be banned. This is a really hard setup for the next post. Okay. Um. Which is from Samantha Davis. Okay, here we go. I, I fear this is too exciting. On our honeymoon, we went to a pencil sharpener museum. No banana for scale, but there’s a banana pencil sharpener. Some are more dull than others as some contain sharp blades. See, Samantha is too funny. It’s too hilarious. She’s trying to be ironic. What she said. Some are more dull than others. And this is a spectacle that, you know, is not dull. Yeah. Banner. All of those are pencil sharpeners. That used to be a thing, man. You gotta talk to the mods about Samantha. So you’ve got. There’s 23 more photos. Yeah. Oh my God. This is why we don’t let ladies in the club. Yeah. I mean, look, you got 23 more photos. This is gonna take my entire afternoon, Samantha. Yeah. I gotta be looking at my receipt for the bus to see what bus I’m on. Yeah. Did y’all ever, Still our favorite, by the way. I’m sure I brought this up in the past 13 years, but do you, there was a really creepy doll store slash museum in Greensboro when I was like, I wanna say middle school, high school. It’s still there. Is it? Yeah. How do you know? Because for research purposes. Mm-hmm. For something else that we’re working on. Oh, I was trying to find something else and that came up. Ah. That came up. It’s like called the, it’s like the Toy Museum, like. So you can’t buy a creepy doll from it. Maybe they expanded. But when it. It’s a bunch of dolls. It’s very creepy. It was a bunch of really creepy dolls. Yeah. It’s still open as far as I could tell. And it had the vibe of this pencil sharpener situation. Yes. You know. Shelves, glass shelves. Yes. Real shelve-y vibe. Uh, this is from Andrew. Warning, extremely dull content. I noticed that in this hot dog sign, the word hot looked fine, but the word dogs looked backwards. That’s it. Ha. Okay. Wow. All right. You notice that Hot looked fine. Dogs looks backwards. Wow. So hot is symmetrical. Dogs is not. Mm-hmm. You split, you split the hot right down the middle. All right, we’re back in Andrew. Here we go. Yeah, you brought us back. Wow. The word hot looked fine, but the word dogs looked backwards. I like how he said it. The only thing I don’t like is the warning. Yeah. Let the dullness speak for itself. Yeah. Forget the warning, drop that next time. Add your shoe size and a banana for scale. You got to play by the rules. It’s a test to note. And no banana for scale. There’s a banana in the picture. There’s a banana in the picture. I think it’s inserted. Oh, it’s inserted right there in the middle. Oh. Oh gosh. Okay. We, we. So he did know something. He put a banana in there. On top of that cooler. But shoe size. All right, so he kind of passed the test. Thank you, Chase. He’s an insider. Okay. Alright, I’m back in. This is number two for us. We really sped through these. I’ve now clicked on the Facebook group. Live. We’re through. You know what? Let’s go back to our favorites. Okay. What? What do you wanna see? First one. First one. First favorite. Let’s spend some time on that first one. Okay. Let’s talk about the bus tickets. Because I really wanna explore what actually happened. Ooh. Also, uh, the tingle, the tingle touch, uh, advent calendar. Oh my God. We do have this, guys. Yeah, I was thinking, We ha we could either go back through those or I could read a few more of these. Ooh, this is tingle touches. Could you bring a banana in for scale just to make sure that Vote in the comments below. Okay, alright, so, alright. Just so y’all know, that’s how big I am. So, at what point, at what point in the month do you think, Just compared to a banana. It gets the most hot and heavy. I think early on. You want to, you want to come out of the gate firing hard, so this is number one. Decide on a color theme for Christmas decorations and make plans to go decoration shopping either today or in the near future. If you have decorations that you no longer use, perhaps also a good time to donate them to charity. Come on. No, that’s not sexy. Or, both write down three things that you think really turn your partner on, then compare notes and see if you were right. Okay? Or your partner’s mission for tonight is to bring both of you to climax. How they do it is up to them. Isn’t that, isn’t that the mission every night? But it’s just, What are we doing today? It’s all up to the partner. What are we doing today, brain. So like, A couple’s, like, talking through these three options. So what if the, what if the partner’s like I don’t, I cannot. Do the third one. Let’s go holiday decor shopping. Yeah, it’s just, it’s a way out. Yeah, let’s go. Don’t interpret it as a rejection. Let’s go donate our ornaments to charity. See if that turns you on. Some of these aren’t suitable to be read out loud, I don’t think. Okay. Find a recipe for homemade chocolate body paint online and have messy fun tonight. Don’t forget sprinkles. Ooh. Or, and this is December 22nd, so we. That’s my mom’s birthday. We’ve been around the block. I mean, we’ll be out to eat with the family, come on, I can’t be making a chocolate body paint that day. Yep. Or you can invent and name two new oral sex positions and try them out. Listen, there’s nothing new under the sun. You think you’re doing it for the first time? It’s been done thousands of times. Thousands of times. That’s what you can call it. It’s been done thousands of times. Right, yeah. Yeah. Nothing new here. One more time won’t hurt. Right. Or share a mint or sweet and battle for control of it, while making out. That’s a choking hazard. Share a mint and battle for control of it while making out. You gotta work. There’s original. It’s going to the back of our throat. We don’t want it. I mean, that is, that is scary. I mean, yeah. How did your wife die? Well, we were fighting over a wethers original. Yeah, we were battling hard. Have you ever exchanged gum via kiss? Yeah, like in middle school. Yeah, that’s what I’m asking. Yeah. Not, that’s not something Jessie and I do on a regular basis anymore, you know? So what was that? You did made a face when you did that. You went, That’s, that’s how you exchanged it. That’s not something Jessie and I do anymore. No, but that was something. Why did you do that? Like eighth grade girlfriend, gum exchange was like a rite of passage, you know? And then you could pass it forward. Did you not do that? I don’t think I ever did that. I don’t think, I don’t think that was, um, there wasn’t, that wasn’t whimsy to me. That was gross. That was week two, man. I’ve been told that you need to open day nine if you haven’t already. Oh, we did. Oh, you did? Yeah. It’s that one. We opened that one on the show. Oh. Oh, but you didn’t read all of it? I don’t think I read it. I didn’t read all of it. I read the IKEA thing. Uh, do you dare to have sex with other people potentially watching, find an online video chat room that allows adult content and then have sex in front of your webcam? Right. You have your own channel now, right? Yeah. If this is the first time you’re doing this, it might be a good idea to make sure your faces are not visible. Yeah, it might be a good idea to make sure your face isn’t visible. Cover up your tattoos as well. You talking to me now? I’m just saying anybody, anybody who’s gonna do this has gotta a, you know, you might have to wear a wetsuit, you know, put on a wetsuit in a, in a full mask. So this is a thing you can find an, uh, a chat room that allows you to put on a show? You can find anything you want. I mean, I know that there are people who are putting on shows, but that’s like, they’re like professionals. It’s not like amateur. Well, what’s the difference between an amateur and a professional in this particular… Lighting. Oh, lens quality. Or make plans to go to Ikea, clothing optional. Hold on. So this, this play, this thing just told somebody to potentially risk it all to make some explicit content, Right. That if you, that if you forget to like, cover your face up or cover a tattoo up, then everybody at work finds out, like, I don’t know about this. This feels like it’s a little bit riskier than everything else I’ve read so far. I mean, donating your old ornaments to charity can get you into a little bit of trouble. Right. Right, especially if there’s, if you open up like the ornament and then some of them they put pictures in, but the pictures are of you having sex. Right, yes, that’s one way. There is another option if you don’t want to, um, you know, become a porn star or, uh, expose yourself at an ikea. The third option for December 9th is, and these are going out everywhere, so like December 9th might be a good day to go to Ikea. You know? Yeah. Wow, okay. Put your phones on silent and then snuggle up to each other on the couch and do absolutely nothing but talk for at least 15 minutes. Nice, isn’t it? I think it, I think we could talk for probably 60 minutes trying to negotiate which webcam site to go on. Yeah. Wow. That is impressive. Well kind of got a little bit spicy there at the end. Join the Mythical Society, third degree quarterly or annual now to get the Mythical Clue Game. Plus, join today and get 10% off the Mythical Store.