We bought some of the weirdest phone cases on the internet. Welcome to Good Mythical More You in the market for a new phone case. I’m not, you wanna go a little. Wacky with it? I don’t. But then you’ve come to the right place. Yeah. Let’s, uh, let’s open ourselves up. I mean, I think we’re both pretty minimalist when it comes to phone cases, but maybe we’ll be missing out on something. This is phone case has hair on the sides, and, uh, the personality on the back. This is, this is soft. This is like something Hmm. This is like something that. I don’t know. You go to a birthday party, put that in my back pocket and the kids would, uh, have to make one of these, put it in my back pocket and leave the pigtails out. Leave the pig, but not the eyes. You don’t want it to peek? No. Go. Go deep. Go deep with it. Go deep. This is how I would walk around. Okay. Right. And then when I needed to grab, I would just grab pigtails, pull out. Oh, of course. So would a pick pocket. Yes. Pigtail pocket. Um hmm. I thought I was gonna like that feature. He’s thinking, guys, he’s thinking hard. Can you choke on it? If I got really excited during a phone call, suck. Suck in. Yeah. So tell me something that’s gasp worthy that we might be talking. We talk on the phone all the time and turn that way and then sling this way as you gasp. Okay. So, um, tell me something gasp worthy. Uh, I’m pregnant with the food baby. Yeah. Okay. I can’t gasp it in. Try to gasp it in. Just, I’ll just hold it like that. And you gasp, gasp it in. Let’s just see if it’s being possible. Something. Say something shocking. Your wife is pregnant. Oh, but I’m fixed. Yeah, exactly. How did that happen? It’s not yours. I occasionally, and it still happens. That’s why I said occasionally it’ll come up in conversation. We have friends who are like of baby having age. Yeah. We are not that, but around here they’ll talk to, they’ll talk to, yeah. And in Hollywood, baby making ages. Into the fifties. Into the fifties. Um, and then it’ll come up with like someone will. Christy will say something like, if I could have another baby right now, I would. I’ll be like, good gosh, no. She said, here’s what she would, she’ll say, she wouldn’t say it like that. She’ll say, if I found out I was pregnant, I would be so happy, and I’ll be like, well, I wouldn’t, huh? Because I’m fixed. Yeah. We have the, almost exact, and plus I’d be raising somebody else’s kid. Yeah. That, yeah, you would, that’s a double insult. You know, you’re having a, you’re having a baby. And I have to raise it and it’s not mine. Well, it might get, but one of your swimmers might get through. They’re still trying every day. They’re just getting absorbed into things. I can feel ’em too. They’re just like trying to, they’re like, why are you not letting me out? They’re trying to push through, push past the, here’s the thing, the pinched spot. We have the exact opposite conversation at my house. If you, if you found out that Jessie was pregnant, you’d be so happy. Well, because you know it wouldn’t be yours. No, because I want a little girl. But I, I know for, so you for a fact that it’s not gonna happen. So it’s like, but she’s like, we are not having another child under any circumstances. Even if she cheated on you. Yeah. Well, let’s see if she cheated on me and then we had a little girl because of it, it might be worth it, right? I don’t know. Let me think about that. Hey, can you, um, put this in front of your shirt and see if it disappears and looks like a magic trick. Yes, I think it could work. I think it could work. Look at my friend here. He, he, listen, lemme tell you some things about my friend. Number one, he cannot make a woman pregnant, okay? He is not, he doesn’t know how, it’s just that he can’t, right? Number two, I can’t bring myself to do it. Number two, his best friend. Maybe is thinking about what he would think about if his wife got pregnant by another man so long as they had a little girl. He’s considering it. Mm-hmm. Okay. That’s called a surrogate. Surrogate father. Surrogate, surrogate, surrogate. But also he has not consulted his wife about this. So more on that later. Number three, he can make a phone fly. Look at that. Look at that. Those are the three things about him. Oh my God. Look at that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, look, look. Do that. Lemme show you. Let me show you how real this is. Watch, watch this. Watch. Look, there’s no, look at that. There’s no cords. Appendages. There’s no cords. No cords. This one, no cords. Next one. Okay, so this one right here. Oh, okay. Look at this. It is a croc. It’s a croc phone, a croc that you can take pictures with. And it’s, you can hold onto it with this. I, I kind of like this one and I’m not even a croc guy. It’s thick. Can I feel it? Yeah, it’s thick. Put it in your, so these are dummy phones. Like these are phones that they don’t work. They don’t work. So I’m just making sure. I mean, this is, it’s not soft. It’s not as soft as a croc. But this is, I mean, is this a, is this official croc merchandise? No. Shouldn’t it be as soft as a croc? It’s too hard. Well, yeah, we’ll work on that. But you want me to put it in your pocket? Yeah, put this in my pocket. Okay. Oh, it’s, it’s, it’s, there’s a lot down there, but there. Oh. Oh. But then if I wanna reach in there, you grab, grab a sports mode. There it is. Okay. I like that. And if you leave it on the ground. Screen face down. It looks like a toddler. Just like forgot their shoe. Yeah. And then no one will steal that. No one will impregnate your wife with that. This is not coming off, I don’t think. Well, yep, yep. Okay. That’s good. Coming off. That’s good. So you don’t even have to hold your phone. Alright, now I’m gonna say something to surprise you. Okay. Your wife is having a son. What you shaking? Oh my God, you shaking. Oh my God. What are we gonna do? Give it up for adoption. Uh, we believe in adoption here. Yeah. Um, okay. Yeah. Especially putting kids up for it. Sometimes the situation calls for it. Yeah. Find a better parent that’s that’s ready to take care of the kid. I mean, chances are, let’s just be honest, chances are there’s a better parent out there than you. Yeah. Roll the ducks if you really think about it. You know, you could probably find ’em if you, what is this? You really want to, what is this? What is this? This is a stuff. Oh, this is stupid. This is the stuffed, this is stupid, man. Give me, can I, I wanna rank this. Can I, a chicken leg or a Turkey leg? This is number one. We like that crock. And we’re gonna show you the croc side. This is just a Turkey leg or chicken leg that Velcros. This doesn’t count. And while we’re at it, this is not a while we’re at it. This one also doesn’t count. This is not a phone case. It it, you have a phone case already. You’re just gluing. I mean, this one’s actually glued. Oh, really? Yeah. This isn’t a Just hold, I hold a fish like talking to a fish. You know, but you don’t really talk on your phone. You use it for things. So it might be nice. All right, put it in my pocket. It’s nice to kind of, um, prop up the phone, put it in my pocket. It’s kind of mushy. Sit, stand up straight. You’re bending over too much. We gotta make more pocket hole. Be careful. ’cause this is the only phone that’s not a fake phone. This is Mikayla’s actual phone. Okay. So if it drops and it cracks, I catch it. It’s yours. What are you doing? Pull it out. I just, how see what you do with the others. I’ve seen how it would be if I walked around, but I can’t move because it’s Mikayla’s phone. So this is, I’m just trying to simulate walking without walking. Okay. Yeah, you look like you’re walking. You know how I walk. I see how you’re walking. You know how I walk, and then pickpocket comes along. Pickpocket just takes a fish like, oh, I want a bass. And then it just looks like a man with a fish. What kind of fish is this perch? Crappy. It’s not crappy. Is it a perch? I don’t know. I don’t know what it is. And then there’s a zipper here. Hold on. There is a zipper. Oh, so it’s a purse. I think you could, no, just foam It got stuffing in it. I hate this. And then I just hate it. Uh, this one’s stupid. And I can put this phone inside of here. Yeah, I can put a phone inside of that fish. Yeah, yeah, fish. But there’s no way to put the phone inside of the chicken leg. I’m gonna send this away with my son. Can I put the chicken leg? I’m, I’m gonna send this away with my third son. The new family gets the son and gets this fish. That’s the rules. I’m feeding this fish a chicken leg. Right. That’s what I’ve decided to do. Oh, sometimes, you know what? Have you seen the TikTok videos where they catch a fish and it’s got something in his stomach? Yeah. Sometimes it’ll be a chicken leg. I hate those. No. Well, now you can make your own. So we got a chicken leg coming out of a fish. This is one step shy of like a turducken, mm-hmm. All. So this is low, this is low ranking, so we hate it. Just go ahead and give it back to Mikayla so she can take her phone. Everybody will be happy. Get your, get your phone outta here, Mikayla. Yeah. Purple, huh? Mm-hmm. Purple. And then, oh, that’s nice. It’s off. So you can’t do that. It’s off. She’s like, but you can’t do what? Look at your phone. Yes, obviously. Come on. Turn it back on. Let’s see what’s on your phone. No, well that’s, it’s probably locked. But just in case I’m powering it back up. Thank you. Um, okay, next. Who is this fine fellow? Oh, now this is fine. I mean, look at how, look at how thick that is. Oh, whoa. He’s got it. How hard is that nose? It’s so hard. Wow. This is some sort of plastic. It’s like resin. It’s, I actually, it’s foam and then it’s coated in plastic, so it’s, it’s pretty light and floatable. Can I hold hold? Wow. Wow. Why would you, why would you want that though? I don’t know. What’s the listing? Do we have the listings of these? How is it marketed? Oh, I know what it is. It’s if you have another phone. Can you gimme that other phone? Yeah. This is as if you have an, this is for people who are being tracked by the government. Okay. So you’ve got, you’ve got this phone and this phone you take out, and it’s the face ID for this phone. Oh. And no one knows that this is training for this. [Stevie]: You can get them, you could. That custom made, but this is from a, a seller on Etsy and it says funny face, clay, phone case, handmade custom face cover. There are people who do not pocket their phones. There are people who put their phones into bags. You usually cannot reach them when you want to. Right. But if it was, if it looked like you wouldn’t, you wanna find out if they’re pregnant. That would be cool. Sometimes they don’t answer the phone. What, what happened to, he’s got some divots, right? This is actually very artistic. I really like that about it. Yeah, we’re gonna treat that nicely. Um, I don’t know who this is. I assume that this is somebody, I think it’s just a artist. You can get condition yourself basically. [Stevie]: Yeah, you can, you can get like a number of them that are pre-made and just characters or you can submit a photo of yourself. There is somebody on this planet who looks exactly like that. Of course there is. Right? If that’s you, let us know in the comments. I mean, you got a camera in your forehead. It’s like those AI actors, and then the person comes out and is like, this is me. It’s based on me, and it’s, well, no, it’s just, chances are there’s somebody that looks like that already. I put these together and they’re never coming apart. Oh, whoa. You got another one over there though? What? What is that? This one. Put these together in sorcery. I just broke that. Look at that. Look at that eyeballs. What? Wow. Oh my goodness. Is that and is that like copper wiring or something? It’s like, I mean, these are resin balls with dragon eyes underneath them. Yeah. And then this is, I mean, it has, it has really solidified, but why would you want a case this big if you’re a bag person? I don’t even, even if you’re a bag person, that’s just wild. You wanna take up twice as much room with your phone in your bag. It’s when you wanna make a little, it’s when I’m a bag person, it’s when you wanna make a little statement. Every time you answer the phone, it’s like, and you wanna make sure everybody sees it. So you usually hold your phone like this, but you’re acting like people talk on their phones. They don’t. You just type on ’em and watch stuff on it. I’ll tell you, what I keep seeing is people doing the speaker phone in public, and I, it’s just, I’m really upset about it. My God, I’m really upset about it. I know we talked, talked about it before. This is, this is so heavy. There was a guy walking down the sidewalk the other day talking into the speaker phone like this. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear about Rhett’s wife? Mm-hmm. Almost slapped it out of his, his hands. They just go like this because that way they can hear the other side of the conversation without having to touch it to their face. Right. Nobody wants that. Snat. Nobody wants snat. I just don’t. I mean, it’s so heavy, dude. So this is just ridiculous. This is really fitting because you know, but this one’s really light and that’s why it’s got size, but it’s light. I have an announcement to make. Yes, I’ve had a son. Had a son, what’s his name? Pendleton. Pendleton Pen. Yeah. Pendleton. The naked phone baby. Pendleton is looking for parents. He looks happy. Yeah, he’s a, he’s a, he’s a happy child. This is not real, right? This is not something we purchased. [Stevie]: What do you mean it’s on Amazon? What a baby case. There is a baby out there that looks exactly like that. Yeah, there is. There is. I don’t get it. You hold the baby to talk. Why wouldn’t this be sold? Online. You hold, you hold Pendleton to talk. Pendleton likes to wear, the one thing that we have learned about Pendleton in these few short days that we’ve been with him mm-hmm. Is, uh, that he likes to, he likes to hold up the phone like, like he likes to be. He’s like, I’m a strong baby. And he holds it up like that. Look at him. He’s like, I got it. That. I got your phone, dad. So he talks. Yeah, he’s already talking. He’s not talking right now. ’cause I told him do not talk when you’re on camera, son. But the thing is, don’t you do it? Is, you know how they, there are those phones that you set up and you watch, you watch stuff on your phone. Mm-hmm. He does that for me. He’s, you had a son, he can balance outta wedlock. He can balance on the dash. He balances on the dash. [Stevie]: I’ve learned via the reviews on Amazon that a lot of people do a weird phone case exchange as like a fun bonding game. White elephant style really. So that’s where a lot of these are going to. Interesting. I think I can get Pendleton to balance this. [Stevie]: Sometimes it happens at band camp. According to these reviews. There we go. There we go. Could you take your hand off of the, the, uh, desk so we get of the desk? Yeah. And we’re gonna do the full. So that does help answer my burning question, which is how does anyone ever buy any of these? [Stevie]: Oh, this says, had our annual sibling gift exchange, giving my sister-in-law, naked baby glued to her phone was perfect. Okay. Yeah, look at Pendleton. It doesn’t hurt his back. It, it makes it look like you’re putting him to, to work. He is doing hard labor. It doesn’t hurt his back because his bones are like rubber right now. So you’re putting him to work and then you’re going put him up for adoption. This might be the most sadistic little joke we’ve ever done. Child labor. Yeah, there’s a child labor, child labor adoption joke line. There’s a abandonment of children given to other families. Uh, right. Yeah. There’s so many, there’s so many problematic things rolled up into this little joke. We should probably just abandon, abandon it. And there’s a chicken, there’s a chicken inside of this fish. Yeah. Let’s just, yeah. Focus on the fish with the chicken in it. It’s just, this is, this is the ugly side of Good Mythical More. This is, this things have gotten a little ugly. They have here, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. But that, you know, there’s unfortunate realities in the world. And we’re trying to keep it light, but at a certain point you need to watch a fish. Give birth to a chicken. 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