GMMore 2981: Link Ruined The Best Meal Of His Life

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Channel: Good Mythical More

YouTube Video ID: kFCPdpsCaAc

Episode Post Date: February 16, 2026

Episode Number: 2981

Transcript

Japan didn't know what to do with the Neals.
Welcome to Good Mythical More.
I wanna tell you more about some things
that happened to us, or maybe it's things
that we did that then happened to Japan.
Ah, okay.
Uh, when we visited.
And, uh, not only that, uh, we
got a couple of more snacks that I
brought back that didn't make it.
We can try those.
And you've been a good boy, so I
might have gotten you a present.
What, so you brought a gift, so if you're
nice, you get to open this at some point.
During this Good Mythical More.
I bought this in Japan, and you can
tell because they wrapped it, but
when things are wrapped in Japan,
it's different and better and cleaner.
It could be neat and it smells great.
A stick of butter.
It's like one piece of wrapping
paper that she just kept wrapping
it in different ways and there's
like one piece of tape right there.
That's it.
That's what they do, man.
Japan, that's what I'm talking about.
Japan right there.
I'm very excited about that.
I might have broken it.
I will say, uh.
You know, we both did
so well in that episode.
We both won and we're
supposed to get gold medals.
So I would, I would love to re
to receive those at this point.
Um,
well, they're a bit tight.
They're a bit tight.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
He could, he could, children's
sizes could have gone lower.
All right.
Thank you for that.
Okay, so we got our medals.
Thank you for that.
That it, oh, yep.
There comes another one.
Oh.
Okay.
Um,
okay.
Alright.
So that's plenty metals.
Okay.
That's okay.
Here we go again.
Alright.
This is getting, this is getting
more rewarding as it continues
now that this, they're just being
sort of softly set on my head.
So anyway, I went to Japan and I'm
gonna talk about that at some point.
Okay?
Uh, okay.
Maybe that's, maybe that's, maybe
this is a good point to do that.
Okay.
Like, just continue.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
You know what, did we seem
like we needed more love today?
I think we're good.
And you look great.
Yeah.
I look like a, like a,
like a god, like a, okay.
Alright.
A 1970 like track star from Iowa.
Yeah, I'm like Michael Phelps, man.
He just won like the 800 meters look at air.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Um, where to begin?
I, I got, I got two stories for you.
The first one, uh, I'm gonna
throw Christie under the bus.
Good.
Uh, I really wanted to go to a vinyl bar.
They had these vinyl bars.
Stevie, you went to Japan.
Did you go to a vinyl bar to
shows?
Okay.
You went to Tokyo, Kyoto.
You did?
Yeah.
Uh, no, I don't think I
did go to a vinyl bar.
Um, but that's your thing.
One of the, I mean, me buying records, it
was like a, it was, it was like another
level of heaven for buying records.
It was amazing.
But then they also have slews of,
um, bars where they're playing
records that are on display and
there's a DJ there, and there's this.
The one that I wanted to get into,
um, it was full because you gotta make
reservations for pretty much everything.
And Tokyo especially very reservation heavy.
Yeah.
And you can't show up early for a
reservation because they will, they
will be like, turn around and go out.
Where'd you show up late?
We were, well, I was 15 minutes earlier
and they told us to leave and that gave
us 15 minutes to get in a family fight.
That's all you need sometimes.
And then, then to go back in there.
Um, we also went to another place
that Christie had picked out and
we get there and I'm like, this
is not the place that you said.
It's like, no, this is it.
This is it.
And we go through and it's just
a bunch of, um, men in ties.
Okay.
Drinking Great Start.
Um.
Beer.
Okay.
And they all turned and looked at us,
and then the chef behind the counter
goes to my family and I look at a
sign and it says, no one under 22.
Uh, drinking age is 20.
It wasn't about drinking age, it
was just they don't want any kids
and they don't want, I didn't think
they wanted any Americans in there.
There's also a really big culture of
like, there's been a bunch of press
recently in the US about how like happy
hour has died and like coworkers don't
go out to drink with each other anymore.
Oh, they do that though.
In Tokyo.
It's like men.
Yeah.
It's a lot of men after work
drinking together, talking.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
Laughing.
Talking, having a great time.
Okay.
None of that happens on a train, of course.
Right?
Silence.
So then we go to an, we go to another place.
We, we ended up at a vinyl, we couldn't
go into the vinyl bar that I wanted to
go to, but then I found one around the
corner that was opening right then.
And I didn't, Lando technically
wasn't allowed to go, but
I wanted to go in so badly.
I, I wasn't gonna ask any questions,
then I was gonna drag him in there.
Alright.
And, um, I met the guy at the door.
He was unlocking it and let him,
he, he lets us in and there's.
Four of us.
So there were six seats in the whole
place, and it was one guy who owned
it, made all the drinks, and also
played the music on a record player.
What kind of coffee?
No high balls, um, liquor.
Okay.
Uh, huge speakers.
Like speakers this big as far.
Across, across the bar as far from me to you.
And they were just beautiful speakers.
And then in between he had all his records
displayed and then he had his record
player right here, right here on the bar.
And then like the, the amp with the volume
and everything was pointed towards me.
And I'm like looking at the, I'm just
geeking out, looking at the needles moving.
And Christy and Land are sitting
behind us ordering soda Waters.
And me and um, Lincoln
are ordering high balls.
And this guy just does everything.
It's my favorite part about Japan is
that you go into these places and there's
just one person curating every single
aspect of this experience, and that's
exactly how they want it to be for you.
Took our drinks and what kind?
Music did orders, and then there was
no music because he had to take a
record out and he put the record on
and he, and he drops the needle on.
Uh, cowboy Carter, Beyonce,
and I'm like, okay, alright.
And then he pulls out a little
notepad and he's like writing
on it and like crossing through.
And this, this man has a
set list that he's prepared.
And then when that song's over, he reaches
over in front of me and like fades it out.
And then he lifts the needle and he
moves it over and he puts it down
on the other song on that side of
the album that he wanted to play.
And then he, he's making
drinks one turntable.
He's not like bringing up another one.
He's not, yeah, he's not doing
like a, a DJ mixing thing.
And then another couple comes
in, I'm like, this place is full.
We gotta get outta here 'cause
we're not ordering enough drinks.
And then he drops the needle and
Lincoln goes, he's playing this for me.
And it was the Jurassic Park theme.
Yeah.
I, the dude was just like playing, you
didn't know what he was gonna play.
He definitely was playing
it for Lincoln though.
And um, then I heard this like.
Clink and spill behind me, and I turn
around and, and Christy has her phone out.
Oh.
And she's knocked over her drink
trying to take a picture of the place.
Oh no.
And then I look at her at
like, you don't know her.
That's what you do at that point.
Yeah.
And then I looked, who is that woman?
Then I looked back at him, he wasn't there.
Then I look back at her
and there he is already.
Oh yeah.
It's like a secret passage under there.
And he's like wiping up the table
and he leans over to her and he says.
No pictures allowed.
Like did he say it in a sexy way like that?
Uh, was that sexy?
Well, I mean, that was just me talk.
You were trying to That's just me.
I just can't, it just, it didn't
seem like you were reprimanding.
It seemed like he was trying to,
he, I think he was trying to be
nice and I can't help but be sexy.
Okay.
All right.
We were a little confusing.
We were a little embarrassed at
that point because he's cleaning up.
Then you, and then you left And then we left.
Yeah.
Then we left.
So you went to a bunch of record shops I went
to, but what makes I might have gone to 40.
Okay.
So it's like there's so, there's
so many, so close together.
But the question I have is that, is it
that every one of them was different
in a way that you appreciated?
Or that there was like you would, oh yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna find a new record at
this place that I haven't found.
Oh yeah, it, they all had like different,
there there's a record shop called
Disc Union, and each one just has.
One or two genres.
And some of them have like multiple
floors and each floor is a genre.
And some of them you just go to
different places and you go to like,
I wanna go to the hip hop one, so I'm
gonna go over here kind of a thing.
And there's a lot of, I mean, a lot
of heavy duty collecting happening
and like numbered hip hop albums
that I've been interested in getting.
Um.
It was like a treasure trove there.
Was this a solo activity or did the
entire family go to 40 record stores?
We would, we would go to an
area and we would, we split up.
We were all thinking how, whoa.
Wow.
Yeah.
We would split up and, um, Lanter
and I would go record shopping.
Christie would like shop for ceramics
and handmade pottery and stuff like that.
And Lincoln would shop for
Pokemon cards, which really?
Yeah, he got back into Pokemon cards.
It's coming back around and, um.
Something for everybody, and
it's all everywhere in not
just Tokyo, but Osaka as well.
Um, I love Osaka.
No, Lily is what I'm gaining from this.
Lily.
Lily didn't, Lily didn't show up.
We kept, we kept waiting for her show up.
She's, she missed a plane too.
Cool.
She's too cool.
Ooh, these are good tomato flavor.
Oh, oh.
But yeah, I mean, like, not taking
pictures, not spilling drinks.
Yeah.
Not talking too loud.
Yeah.
Not just ordering waters in a bar.
These are the type of, these are the type
of boundaries that we're willing to push.
Right?
Um, yeah.
I got another story for you, but I
want, I want, I wanna tell you about
my favorite thing that I ate there.
Okay.
But I want you to, uh, I want
you to open your present first.
Oh.
Where, where did you go
other than Tokyo and Osaka?
Kyoto.
Nice.
So three days in, um, Kyoto.
What was your favorite city?
Osaka.
I mean, Kyoto, the one would have been to,
I bet Kyoto would've, again, it was like,
it just wasn't the right time of year to see
all of the beauty that it, that it offered.
Yeah.
Keep, keep that.
Oh, look.
Look at that.
I'm telling you, all you
gotta do is just open.
That's two pieces of tissue paper.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my.
I think I know what anything
you want you can get.
Oh, yes, I recognize that.
So I, that brand.
So I went to a sailor a a specific shop
that I know that my buddy really likes.
I mean, it might've been Christy's
idea, but I'll take credit for it.
Christy is my pen buddy.
Oh my goodness.
Mm-hmm.
So that is a Japanese pin?
It is.
I do not have a sailor.
It is one of the brands
that I do not yet have.
Right.
It That is a $3,000 pin.
No, it's Oh, it's a screw top.
Yeah.
Screw it.
Is it cap?
It's, what is it?
Cap?
I don't knowable.
Okay.
Compostable.
Look at this.
This is the shop.
Yeah, it's, it was a shop.
Minami.
This is Aama.
Oh yeah.
Do you want, you wanna write something?
I don't think that the ink is in
it so it won't, it won't write.
But you can pretend to write.
Well, you know what?
They come with a cartridge.
I'm gonna ink this sucker right now.
Link.
Oh, all right.
I will tell.
Thank you.
Whatcha you gonna write with it?
Um.
I'm gonna write your wife a thank you note.
And you know what?
She'll probably write you one back.
'cause she also bought one for herself
and she has beautiful handwriting.
She wrote me a birthday card.
You know, she sent, she gave
me my own birthday card.
That wasn't from you and her.
Um, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
What, from your, your birthday?
My birthday card.
That was from you and from, from her.
Her side of the card just
was great handwriting.
Very thoughtful.
Your side, did you go first?
Uh, I think I did.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should go second.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Um, we're gonna try this.
High chew premium.
And, uh, Stevie, you want one of these?
Two, you had to think about it.
I mean, I don't wanna beg you to take one.
No, I, I will take one and you'll
not hear me Eat it on this mic.
Oh, now these are good.
These are so good.
High choose are good.
High chew, premium.
I mean, it is just premium.
I hope that, um, I think
I put it in backwards.
Can I get one?
But bring the bag.
I mean, why have we, the whole hand thing
is singular thing from my, there you go.
No, no, no.
Delivered in the bag.
Stevie, of course, with the way
that we, um, film these things, um.
We we're, you know, we're not hand to mouth
with the episodes, but I certainly hope that,
um, the comments from Friday's episode are
giving you the support that you deserve.
I've, yeah.
In your decision.
We don't, we don't know.
I mean, but I'm, I'm, I'm sure, I'm sure that
everyone understands and seeks to understand
and defer to your ability to make decisions.
That are best for you?
I think that the, uh, the majority of the
Mythical beasts are gonna be in that bucket.
Yeah.
That being said, you know that there's
a segment of the fandom that believes
multiple things, including that, uh,
Retin I are having a, an affair Yep.
With each other despite, yep.
Me being gay, I did not
know that being, yeah.
Um, there is, you could
have capitalized on that.
There, there, there are people who
think that I am slowly poisoning link.
Well, that is true.
Oh, well, yeah.
I, I wanna take full credit
for my mental deterioration.
Okay.
I don't put that on anybody.
And I wanna say, I'm not having
an affair with RET because the
two of you are gay together.
That's right.
And so that just couldn't be true.
And of course I'm, I'm assuming that the,
the, the, you know, some, some lovely
people will start their posts with, I
knew someone at Mythical, and, and that
sounds, that sounds legit, you know,
but, but like you said, I think the
majority of the Mythical beasts are gonna.
You gonna understand and
celebrate this month?
Yep.
Change.
It's a part of life.
Uh, well, at some point I'll
figure out how to use this pen.
Okay.
Yeah.
It didn't work.
Huh?
Is it broken?
No, it's just, I don't know which
the, usually when you put the, just
eat one of these, you'll be happy.
Usually when you put the cartridge
in, it automatically opens it
up and it's usually the side.
That has a little perforation right there.
Don't worry about it right now.
Please.
And I'll just stop.
Come on.
You're embarrassing me and, uh, you're
making it seem like my gift sucks.
I haven't.
No.
This is a great gift.
This is a, there is, eat one of these.
You'll like it.
It's a very good brand.
I just, oh, you have to tell us about
the, your favorite food thing that you
ate, you said, so Lando found this place.
He's a foodie.
Before we went there, he, he was
a catalyst for us going to Japan.
Well, that, and the episode we just shot.
Um, so he found this place
and then we, it was, um.
A small place that makes a Japanese
style of ramen that is like a
fusion with Dan Dan noodles.
So they're like nutty.
It's called, um, Tonton Men or Ton Ramen.
Okay.
And it's, um, not as spicy as a
Dan Dan noodle, and it's, it's
got a creamy broth like ramen.
I'm sure I have a picture.
We can, uh, throw it up in the edit, but.
He was like, dad, you're gonna love
this stuff and know how much you love
Dan, Dan noodles and nutty stuff.
So we, they open at six.
We planned our day around
showing up there at six.
'cause they don't take reservations.
Where was this?
Which, where?
This was in Osaka and I'm not gonna tell you
the name of the place for reasons that will
become clear, um, over the course of this.
Yep.
Story.
Yeah.
Don't even describe it the right way.
Um, so we show up and the door's
still locked, and I'm like looking
through the window and I can see that.
I can see there's a guy in there and
he's like, Mo moving around with some
pots and whatnot, and he lets us in.
And, uh, I, I wouldn't say that
it was, um, much of a big welcome.
Right.
It was just kinda like the door opens
and then, uh, he just kind of went
back to where he was to do his thing.
And we go in, we sit down at the bar,
we take four of the seats, there's four
more seats, and then there is a booth
behind us with a, like a 3-year-old
boy in it, which presumably is his son.
Okay.
He's the only person working there.
Another co the 3-year-old and the his dad.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Then another, um, couple come in and, well,
two people come in and like, they were
like, you could tell that he knew him.
They didn't talk too much, but like he was
a, one guy got a, got one to go and then the
other people sat down and so then I guess
there were only two more seats because then
the, a couple came in and they ended up
having to sit down and eat with a toddler.
They said they just ate
with the toddler and, um.
There was a language barrier and uh, he
didn't have one of those menus that you
can scan and just order a lot of places for
people like us, they're like, you scan it and
then you're like doing it all on the phone.
And then they just give it to you.
Minimize the communication.
Yeah.
He had like a handwritten thing that he like
gave to us and we would s he would say it and
then we would say it, and then we would bo.
I thought we were saying the same thing,
but it was like, I just don't know.
Gimme an example.
He would say a white.
No, the, there was a white sauce.
Oh, is what he was talking about.
And that's the one we wanted.
And then it's like, do you want, do
you want, um, do you want an egg in it?
Do you want, um, pork in it?
Do you want green onions?
Do you want white onions?
And we wanted all of these things.
We ended up all ordering.
I was like, listen, no, we're
all gonna order the same thing.
Yes, no substitutes.
So then we were like, all, and then.
I don't know, someplace, uh,
you know, it was a struggle.
It was, I feel like it's a struggle in
America to go out to eat with you sometimes.
I'm really like holding on
tight for the rest of this.
Yeah.
Right.
So, so this feels familiar.
Yeah.
Right.
Um, we get the order in
and then we're feeling.
Okay.
Like you get unlimited rice
and kimchi while you wait.
It was wonderful.
I'm, I'm drinking Ashi Ashi Dry Ashi.
What?
I wasn't trying to, that wasn't, I didn't
mean for that to sound like an accent.
Okay, well do it again.
Ashi Dry.
Okay.
Is what it just what it is.
I just don't know how to say it.
Okay.
Right.
You just got, you just lost your breath.
Yeah.
Right.
Um, the beauty is you get to see him
making it and he's like, I mean, he is
hard at work back there doing his thing,
and then he's, he gets the bowl, the
four bowls repair, they're all the same.
So like they're all up there.
And then I see, uh, Christie,
who's sitting to my right.
And this is after the record shot,
Chris Christie goes, she's doing this.
Oh God.
And she's like leaning over the bar to
take, and later she tells me, well, the
four bowls were in perfect configuration
and I wanted to get like just a shot of it.
Where my Instagram, Hey, listen, her
Instagram stories during that trip
were she had, she had it on locks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She had some really nicely
composed shots and stuff.
Right?
Uh, that was not one of 'em because.
I'm, you know, she's here, she's
doing this and she does it.
And I'm like, is she filming him?
Gonna place him over?
And when she does that, he goes,
that's the phone out of the way.
Yeah.
Poof.
Hand goes away, phone goes off, off.
No, she didn't lose the phone.
But boom, it goes all over
there and he says, boom.
Something and it, he it, it wasn't positive.
It wasn't, it wasn't happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't, uh, yeah, it wasn't good.
And uh, and then I was just, I just tried
to be meek and small at that moment.
I just tried to, you know, it's like last
thing I'm gonna do is start yucking it
up about Christie doing something wrong.
'cause I know that.
You know, I'll have my moment soon enough.
Right.
We eat this stuff and it may be
the best thing I've ever eaten.
It may be my favorite thing I've ever eaten.
It was, so was it a soupy thing?
Yes, it was soupy like ramen,
but it was nutty, like Dan, Dan
noodles and you would add the, um,
you know, the, the red spicy stuff.
The chili oil, you'd add all of
that chili, crisp chili oil on it.
And it was just like, it was so good.
And it was so cold there that
it was just so satisfying.
We've gotta get Christie some of those
gla those video glasses so she can
just be constantly videoing things.
Yeah.
And not do No.
Slaps it out and we get done and I'm like,
I have to tell this guy how good this is.
Yeah.
Yes, you do.
You, you do.
And I'm like, I'm looking at him.
He's like batting back and forth.
He's trying to like fulfill
other people's orders.
You pay on the honor system on the way out.
You don't even pay the guy,
you don't get his attention or
anything, drop of money in a bucket.
And so I'm like, I, I don't, I don't
know how to get his attention and so I, I
just, I pulled out my phone and I pulled
out the translate app and I wrote, I
just want to let you know that this was.
One of the best meals of my entire life.
Yes, thank you.
And I do not know that woman.
And so I type this, I type this out,
and I, and you can, there's a button,
you can press play and it'll play it.
Yes.
And I'm like, and I'm looking down at what
I wrote and I'm like, proofreading it.
That's right.
And then I'm looking up at
him and he's like, he's not.
He's not making eye contact ever.
He's not looking.
He, he's, he's, he's
rummaging and doing stuff.
He's busy, he's doing everything except
hoping to talk to me, apparently.
And so he didn't know.
And then I remember the batting
of the phone and I'm like, so then
I indent and I like do a new one.
And I'm like,
I'm just like, I just need,
I need to get his attention.
So I'm like, excuse me.
I would like to Thank you.
That's good.
That's good.
I'll do that.
Just that.
Yeah.
And of course the boys are
sitting here and Christie too.
They don't know any of
this is about to happen.
So from Lincoln and Land's perspective,
all of a sudden they just hear my phone
speaking Japanese saying, excuse me.
I would like to thank you and.
Uh, he's moving, so I'm
like playing it like this.
And then, excuse me, I would
like to thank you in Japanese.
And he goes Cooking, cooking, cooking.
And then ah, yep.
I look, I look back down at my
phone and I just look at the next
thing and I'm like, yeah, yeah.
I just wanted to know so
bad that it was so good.
It was the best meal of my life and
I couldn't do it.
I didn't do it.
Oh, thank God I didn't do it.
I did not do the follow up.
Um, and I can't tell you where it is
because he doesn't want, he doesn't,
he doesn't want me to tell you.
Wow.
He doesn't, man, he doesn't want,
he doesn't want to meet you.
He didn't wanna meet me.
He probably would've, he'd
probably liked to meet you, uh,
better than he, than meeting me.
But, um, did you get It was still
the best me meal I've ever had.
So did, I mean, what I have
heard is that it is incredible
and beautiful.
Yeah.
Everything tastes great, but
they have a lot of tourists.
Right?
A lot of tourists.
And so there's a. There's a, like, we don't,
and when they're taking pictures, it's like
we don't have, get overrun, run with lines.
Like we don't have to be super accommodating
to these people because of Australians.
They're gonna show up anyway.
'cause the place is so great.
Yeah.
So did you get a little bit of that?
Like, I can tell that I'm not
really wanting Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, and I respect that.
I respect that.
I told everyone I was Australian.
Good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
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