Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: sIgpS7sgyWE
Episode Post Date: February 19, 2026
Episode Number: 2984
Transcript
Can we name products that a lot of men can't? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are up for the challenge. Yes. Of looking at stuff that our crew don't think that men or us can identify. Well, we did this before. We did pretty good, didn't we? And we're gonna do Yeah. I, I felt good about us. You did well. We apparently ended on a cliffhanger, uh. Which was. Which was this image that we, that we didn't get to reveal the answer to. Oh, okay. That's so everyone's been waiting. That'ss. You do a double ponytail. Yep. This is a hair thing. You put it through and you got two pieces of hair that come out and then you twist them, make 'em a little twisty braid. No. Oh. All this is a stencil to, um, oh, I know what it is. It's a graffiti symbol for a thin double-headed penis. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I mean, maybe that's not it. Um, so it's a cookie cutter, so you could take a ribbon or some kind of like, through that, like a strap of some kind. Mm-hmm. Would go through that and then down the other side. Uh, and what would you need to do that on? Like, what would be the point of that? A brassiere of sorts. Mm-hmm. This, this is to make your pants, uh, your buckle, your pan your pants. It's for a bra? No, it's for your pan, for the button on your pants. If you get a little bigger in the waist, it's for a bra. It's a replacement? Yeah. Okay. What does it do? What? It's a replacement bra strap. No, you're in the right. It, it's, it, it is, it has to do with a bra. How big is this? Would a, would a boobaloobie fit through each of those holes? No. Yeah. It's like this big. A scale. It's big enough for a bra strap to go through, but it's when it's when you want your bra strap to stay in the same place and not move around. No. Is it bra related? Yeah. It's when you need your bra to be a little wider. Is it? No. It's a very specific use case. Like Mm. The thi the strap goes in over down. You know how sometimes women wear different kinds of shirts and tank tops? Oh, it fastens your bra to your tank top. Why? So, so that the straps don't come out. Oh, it clips the bra strap to the tank. Top strap. Yeah, that's what he just said. But I said it a little better. Um. No, it it, it clips the two straps together in the back so that they become a razor so that they're under a thing. Racerback? Yeah. Here's a, here's a photo. Oh. Oh, yeah. And does it pull the boobies apart? Apart? It's like when you pull that, it's like in the back. When it comes together, in the front, it goes apart. I don't know if that's how it works, but we can't see the other side. I think the answer's yes. You have a picture of the other side. Yeah, turn. Rotate. Does not pull the boobies. Turn this picture over. That's how all pictures work. Turn it over next. But I mean, that was, this was a good start. That was, you were, you were pretty close. This, this has a nipple on the bottom. Why would you need that little hole? I think this is, um, this is a something cup, a diva cup. This, uh, and what's a diva cup? Okay. Uh, the part at the bottom. Goes the deepest. Mm. Nope. That's how you pull it out. I was gonna say, this is a women's chess piece upside down, uh, the queen specifically. But I, I see now that it's not, well wait, hold on. Let's let, let's just have link. Hold on. Link. Tell us what's happening. So you said you put, go ahead. I don't, I, so I thought it was birth control, but I guess this is, well, it probably would also work for that. Good. So this is a, um, this, okay, so the big part goes in, collects collects first, and Oh, this is a, it's a, uh, a menstruation collector. Yeah. Yeah. But then when you pull it out, how, how does it not just explode it? You care. You pull it out carefully. And I How on earth would you have pulled that out? I think that 'cause the, the nipple that is what you grabbed to pull out. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think that the hole in it is like the hole on your sink so that when it gets to that certain level, a little bit comes out and, and then, you know, okay, I gotta get, I, I gotta get this thing or the whole thing overflows. Yeah. Isn't that what it's for? No, I think it's has to do with suction so that it doesn't like suck your entire vagina out. So this is preferred over a tampon or a pad, some. People, it tampons aren't always like, you know, if you don't have, get like an organic tampon. Some people do get concerned with toxic toxicity, shock, and also environmental causes. Um, I have recently heard, uh, some, some women in Northern California who, who, who, who use their menstrual collect it. And use it to fertilize things. Their garden. Mm-hmm. For like, literally plants. Yeah. Okay. And trees. But, but my real question is, it's okay. How is this removed in a way that it doesn't go everywhere? That's beautiful. I think you have to ma, I'm guessing you have to master it. I, I, I think it is a, uh, feel it out. Technique. And then once you, uh, understand it and you understand your own body and your own flow, you can do it. I mean, you're definitely not laying down to take it out. No, you gotta be standing. You're definitely not upside down either. No, I think you're just on the, I think you're just as you would a tampon, as you know how that works. Have you seen the Stanley Cup versions of these? More of a flange at the bottom. Oh gosh. Okay. I, I have, um, I have a friend who will go unnamed who, uh, has used this fertilization technique and I found out because I was eating at her house and I was told as the food went into my mouth. That it had been from her garden fertilized with her. It's okay though. It's a beautiful, yeah. That's strange. I mean, they use crap. They use crap for fertilizer. I mean, we all like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's true, right? Mm-hmm. I mean, it goes through a process. It's fine. It becomes fruit or vegetables or whatever. It's not like it still smells like it or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. Okay, now this is weird. I'm go going back to the last one. Yeah. I'm just, I, I, I have no clue what a Diva Cup was, but I get Got it. Right. I don't know how I did that because it looked like a cup. Okay. This, this is something that a woman can put on top of her purse. So like, you open the purse up, you stick this in there. And it's so if a thief comes along and it sticks his hand in the purse, it, it grasps his hand like, like a crap. Oh, it's a feet trap, bear trap. Like a bear trap. Yeah. Uhhuh. Is it not that? No. That's not something you drive over. If I remember correctly, the last time we did this, you, you wanted to see this thing really bad or you kept guessing that something was this. I remem, I recall a mention of this at some point. Really? It looks like it would go against the scalp. Mm-hmm. Like do you, do you put, oh, is this a bump bumper? Put this on your head, a bumper, and then you put your hair over it. What? What did you call it? A bump It. Bump it? Yeah. This a bump it. I love that. Bump it. I love big hair, so if there's three there. Oh, we have it. R you get to bump it. Come on. R bump it. Okay. Alright. I go with biggest one. Do you use naturally, you use more than one or you only use one? I think you use the size that you want your bump to be. Well, I want my boat to be as big as it can get. This is a, the image is a different kind of bump than I, I, my, my recollection goes back to Jersey Shore. Yeah, with the front, with the, oh, front bump. Front bump. Like it goes into your, you wear your hair up, but it goes into like your front bang area to bump up the front of it. And then So if I put it in my front bang area, yeah. I mean, I already have a bump. My whole hair is a bump. I've actually been trying to debunk. So if I put this here and then I go like that, neither one of us look different. We're both fully bumped already. You, I gotta get it closer to the top. Let me gimme a sec. See, I mean, if this goes, if, if you, if you go down with the bangs and then. She does like a, oh man, my hair. She does one of those and then there's a, those are the same, so I feel like just need a couple, just Just like the very front. The very front. I don't know why I'm standing up. Yeah. Why are you standing up? Well, I kind of needed to, for a second, I thought. And then, and then I'm, I'm not getting anything. You should get something. Yeah. Now that I've got just this part, now. Bump its instructions. Spray immediately with firm hold hairspray. Ooh. Oh, you did it. You did it. Well look at that. Spray immediately with hairspray. Whoa. Look at my bump. You just, you, you want another bump? I'm going out like this tonight. You kind of look like Elvira. You look like you, uh, you look like you're trying to balance it precariously. I do need it, but I just don't want it to get too ingrained in my hair because my hair will cause problems. Okay. But that's good. We'll keep it like that for now. Oh yeah. I mean, you definitely, you're bumped, dude. Yeah, I'm fully bumped. Fully bumped. Next. See next one. An next one. Is that pixelated? Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is a robot woman. So you walk up to those and put your boobs on them. Well, why would you need to pixelate that? Because it says, it probably has instructions on it or something. It looks, I mean, it looks like an electrical panel. But then it's got a gap at the bottom. Oh, I know what this is. You know what it is? Mm-hmm. No, it's got two keyhole. And if you, um, if you slide that thing to the left, I think something happens. Slide what thing to the left. Those two things that are in front of the pixelation. You grab it and slide it to the left. Oh, is there a diary in there? Is that what it is? And then you write on it and shut it up. It holds a diary. No. Uh, I think it's a, it, you, you, you select one of those and you slide it to the left, and then something comes out of, into that trough at the bottom. Oh, this is, this is when you're out in public and it's a dispenser of what I would think it would be. A feminine product. Yep. That's what I'm guessing. You're right, you're right. It's a tampon maker. Where do they have these In bathrooms. Out in public. Yeah. It rolls them like cigarettes with the rolling maker and then you smoke 'em. Yep. Yeah, so, and they're free. And this one, I guess, mm-hmm. I haven't seen this out in about as of late. You need to go to total restroom.com. Past recent, recent time. What? Oh, we, we see them a lot. We see them constantly. We see them a lot. You know, at the creative house, we have a, um, we have a version of this. We have a box of tampons installed. Um, it has a label on it that says, uh. Shark Week. Yeah, shark week. It does. You get it. You get the joke. You get the joke. We didn't do it. We didn't come up with it. We just showed up one day and there it was. We were like, shark, what is shark Week? And it's like, oh. As if women ever come to the creative house. Oh no. Do you know that, um, Jesse and Christ. They had a party and, and their friend Jenny. Yeah. They had a, they, they went over there. They had a shark week over there and they, well, I don't know if it was about that, but they did some stuff for Jenny's birthday and they were doing little crafts and stuff. You hear about this? Yeah. I don't know why they went there. Did you hear about the crafts? No, I didn't collage. I didn't either. I heard, I heard that they did 'em though. Some collages. I heard they did 'em. Okay. This is a, this is a concept instead of a product. Okay. Hey, girly. So if you text, this is somebody, it's like, this is how you get out of a date. Bad date. I'm about, it's, it's when you're about to tell your bestie some bad news. Oh, okay. It could mean one of two things. I'm learning this as you are. Uh, the first thing it could mean is in that. Realm. Apologies. Here's an apology. No, you said bad news. Yeah, bad news. So what's what? Give me a bad news scenario. Hey, girly. I'm not coming to your brunch. I gotta, yeah. You think this is a, A brunch? A brunch only. Bad news, uh, message. I just thought it could be any bad news. Apparently not. Hmm. Your boyfriend is not allowed to leave the state. It has to do with, Hey, girly, your boyfriend. This is why I don't know this, this is a straight girl text. Okay? Yeah. My, your boyfriend's really into crypto. Hey, girly. Hmm. Your guys, your guys acting up. Uh, yeah. Your guys stepping out. Your boy has been trying to, Hey, girly infiltrate other ladies. There we go. She hit on me. Okay. And then, and then there's another scenario. Yeah. And I need to look up what this means. You need to look. Okay. Now I understand. Okay. Now I know there's, there's a, there's an acronym in here. Acronym. Huh? Hot eulogies. Yo. No. No. Like the answer of what else? This text could be included. Something that SOS Help me. Get me out. Get me out of this GTFO. I know. How am I gonna, how am I hinting you? Um, it, it's a text from one girl to another to try and get you to join her threesome. Uh, why would I not Pyramid, pyramid Scheme. I know what threesome is. Yeah. Oh, oh, you said it. What did you say? Pyramid scheme. Yeah. M-L-M-M-L-M. So this is to what? Get out of one or get in one, get like, feel out, like get going, to get, come into mind, you know, come join my pyramid scheme. So that's code for, I'm inviting you into a pyramid scheme. It's the beginning of it. How serious are we with this? We're pretty serious on these two options. Oh, oh yes. We're very serious that these are the only two things that this text could be, but hey, girly is not a pyramid scheme. No, it's just a text, I guess to get into one. This one we are sure about the dispensers in the bathroom and we're sure that there's only two meanings to this text, and now we know. Okay, now we know. Okay, good. So we can move on in the, not suffer any scrutiny. Okay. Here, here's the next one. Well, that's, well, your hand goes in there. I mean, that's just an oven, mit, wow. I think it's an exfoliator. It, it looks like one, A receiving end of Velcro. Oh, this, I think this is a bikini wax. This is a self tanner. Uh oh. This is a self tanner hand. Mit, yeah. You got it. Mm-hmm. There it is. And if I told you why, I know that I'd have to kill you. Well. I know it though. You didn't tell me though. I said don't kill me. All right. Okay. You're doing, you're doing well. Let's see. The next, uh, pasties, these go over the nips. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then, and then you don't see 'em. But why would you want to do that? If you're wearing a little thin sweater, it smooths on a cold day, the nipple. And you, I mean. I don't care how many nipples you got, they got you covered. So 300 nipples. You're fine. Let's talk, let's talk about this for a moment. It's like a nursing dog. If you don't mind. Let's talk about these for a moment. There are some women who, the nipple is out, it's fine, doesn't matter how cold it is. And then there's some women who are like, the last thing that they want is for, for you to be able to tell where the nipple is. And uh, I guess I'm just like. I don't, I guess I don't understand the, um, concern about this. I think it's a partially a generational thing and perhaps a location based thing. A, a cultural thing. A yeah. Community thing. A, what are the other girls doing? What are our, what are our beliefs? How do we like to let it hang? What are our beliefs about nippers, you know? Yeah. Is is my Also, I've seen, um, runners wear these chafing because chafing. Yeah. Good point. Alright, let's round this out. How many more we got? I, I want, here's the last one. Oh, sigma. I want, oh, I just wonder how big this is. It's probably five to six feet across. It looks like both of your feet go on it like. Would you, would this go under a toilet? No. Do you rub your feet on it? Mm-hmm. Well, I don't do anything with it. I'm looking at other words on it. I'm sorry. I can see that this, oh, you're, see, you're seeing this is for a face washing routine that has all kinds of different pieces to it. No. Wash eyes. Wash face. What? Okay, so rinse face. And what, so it's a face loofah? No, you wouldn't use it on your face, you'd use your face on it. It, it's really, really big. Really big. You put it in the shower and you go stand on these spots while you're doing these things. I rinse my face over here. It's like dance, dance revolution. I, my eyes over here, I refine right here. Yeah. And you, your knees are going up and down the whole time. Refining. Wash eyes. Wash face, and you get points. So. Yeah, it's so you don't contaminate the different parts of your, that you're washing with other parts. You wash something on this with the use of this mat that needs to be washed, that you would put on your face. What you wash, the thing that washes your eyes with one part you wash, that touches your eyes. Okay, so this is a makeup brush cleaner. Hey, you got it. Really? Okay. Yep. Yeah, really? So that way you're not contaminating. Different part. You, you're not contaminating one part of your face with another part of your face. It's a lot smaller, huh? And this actually, this image is a combo minstrel cup and makeup brush. Just do it in the right order. Take a look behind the scenes of Good Mythical. Morning on Behind the Mythical. Exclusively on the Mythical society. Join to watch now. Hey. Hey. What happened to you? I know. You all right? You need a hug? Yeah. It's okay. That was embarrassing. I'm, it's sorry. That's okay. Don't be embarrassed. No, that was awful. I, I've never done that before. Thought. I thought it was part of it. Well, did you get it? Yeah. Dave de tell It was part of it. So I'm an actress. Thank you. Thank you for the paper. Oh, what you're saying. Thank you for the paper ball. Yeah.