GMMore 299: 5 Jobs That Will Exist in the Future – Good Mythical More

The Doors don’t talk to me I’m talking to myself then hey self the door should be open to me feels so uncomfortable while we’re trapped in here together and we should probably figure out a way to get out I peed on myself oh gosh just trying to find ways to make it even more awkward well that’s not locking enough what if the guy peed on himself well that first of all I know we always have bathroom humor sorry okay we’re gonna continue yeah it’s like why did you yeah you have to pee on yourself no well technically it wasn’t bathroom did you really pee on yourself a little bit there’s that that happens damn yeah that happens when you get trapped in an elevator with somebody I always think just if you could try to element pee in the corner don’t mean your butt when I’m with a group of people in an elevator the only thing I’m thinking is what if I get trapped with these people who do I team up with it’s like survivor I mean if there’s like there’s like six people in elevator I’m like okay he’s an ally he’s an enemy okay yeah we’re gonna eat him first she’s the first to have to pee you know I’m thinking about these things and then I’m just like how bad do I have to pee or worse yet number two do you have to do number two because at that point I’m going through the roof usually they get you before too long I mean it’s it’s not like a pot an apocalypse just because you’re stuck in an elevator I mean I’ve never been stuck in one but I don’t think it’s an apocalypse you you saw the story of the guy who got stuck on the elevator that it bypassed like 20 floors to get to the next part of this office building that was still active in New York I think was in New York but there was like money boys multiple days 20 floors that were unoccupied he got stuck in the middle of this long elevator shaft and there’s video of it he was on camera the whole time and he was yelling and he was knocking but he was so far from any person cuz all those floors were unoccupied that he was in there for a week yeah it was crazy and he was Pete he was opening the door doors and peeing out the sir he was doing something else too but that was rough we did we want to go through did we get to all these we wanted to mention well we got to all the ones that we wanted to mention but I also thought a space diver there were more from yeah that because you would get to it wouldn’t just be you take up in a plane take you up in a plane and you freefall in the future there’s gonna be people would be taken up in space shuttles and then free fall back to earth all that way anybody can do uh what’s it called when you freefall from a plane skydiving yeah anybody can do that but if you get to space dive if you get too far you don’t come back that’s the problem you just start orbiting just like we’re goin sideways orbit diving you die you a person cannot be in orbit in a suit that it will burn up it’s the friction listen I no ideas a bad idea okay well this is a future what about a climate change resettlement agent you know we already know that pressing we already know that the sea levels are rising you cannot deny that and it’s happening at a pretty alarming rate and it might happen you know we for Miami you know where we went recently place ain’t gonna exist in 50 years unless they lots of things change so all of a sudden you’re gonna have all these people let’s just say the year 2100 by the year 2100 there’s gonna be all these people with all this fancy real estate down in Miami that’s worth nothing and just whole cities of people that have to be moved somewhere so he’s got to figure that stuff out maybe we should do that we’ll be really old though it’s too depressing I don’t want to I don’t want to be the guy it’s like a biblical prophet man someone who’s just delivering bad news all the time repent or drown you know I don’t want to be that guy oh I think you’re missing the point I want to be more talking about people moving from Miami to somewhere else you

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