Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: MBcRbokDCmQ
Episode Post Date: March 23, 2026
Episode Number: 3006
Transcript
Are these brand new snacks worth your money? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We're gonna be trying some new snacks, and I might be telling you about a new activity that I discover that I like. Okay, A new layer for ret. First, let's talk about this ice cream. This is Van Leeuwen Swirly Whirly Blue thing. A Dr. Seuss, uh, collaboration blue ice cream with blueberry swirls and honey cornbread. Okay, honey, get down to some honey cornbread in there and see what comes out. It's lofi. Okay, so the honey cornbread is, uh, it's not, the pieces are pretty small. There's actually three Dr. Seuss ice creams. Look it down. That came out with Van Leeuwen, but this is definitely the most interesting. The others are, hats off Sunday swirl and double troubled berry thing. Hmm. The thing that makes this worth talking about is the, uh, the muffin part. What'd you call it? Cornbread. Sweet cornbread. It is really good in that I don't, I didn't think I would like cake in my ice cream, like something dry that takes up space. It just doesn't seem right, but, but something about it works. It melts in your mouth and it, it's soft and it tastes really good. They've like figured out the engineering side of it. Hmm. Um, that's a legitimate amount. They taste it. Wow. They've really done something there with their blue ice cream. This is, um, it's ugly, but you know how kids, they like blue, blue ice cream. I thought blue was your favorite color. Have you changed Blue? Make my tongue blue. No. Nope. Is blue not your favorite color anymore? So we're gonna Yeah, it is, but I just, I, I don't like brightly colored ice creams 'cause it just seems like I'm being pandered to like a child. Because you, you might be being, I'm not a child 'cause I like ice cream. You might be being sher beed as they say. Have you ever been sher Beed? Yes. I thought it was ice cream. Yeah. And then it was just that icy sherbert crap. Oh man. And I said sherbert until very recently, which that sherbert is not bad. But it is when you want ice cream, it's sherbet. It's not sherbert, right? I'm not, because I said Sherbert growing up and then I seen it. The sherbet, Sherbert sherbet, but sherbert sounds better. It's spelled that way. I don't, is it, is it spelled Sherbert or Sherbert? No, I think it's spelled Sherbet, but I always had Sherbert Sherbert Sherbert. Did you ever play Bert? That's his cousin. I've never played Bert, because if you, if we could get people to go with Hebert, he, on a pyramid, we could get a Bert Sherbert. This is an interesting high dollar snack. I've got fish over here, just so you know. At some point I'm gonna ruin this whole thing. Oh, so probably at the end, let's not do that yet. A lot of these I, I'm, this is real Z peanut butter and jelly date. There's three dates in here and each date is filled with strawberry peanut butter. Wow. How do they do such a thing? They must be talking to the imagineers. They take the pit out, and then they put, they smush the stuff in there. They have a guy who's chewing on this, and he takes it and. He picks it up and he blows into it and he's disease free. He's tested every day, doesn't have herpes. Mm-hmm. Doesn't have any communicable diseases, and his breath smells great. Uh, just checked Merriam Webster's website and they said that Sherbert isn't wrong. It's just a far lesser used variant. Ha sherbert, it stays in mm-hmm. Stays in the picture. I've had these before. They've been dry and not good because. The peanut butter that they put inside is usually very high-end and separated. This, they've mixed it completely with strawberry, which I think is unnecessary because you've got the fruit of the date. Why do you need the fruit of this berry? That's what's exactly what I was gonna say, but it does taste good. Well, I'll have a date that tastes good. I'll have a date when I'm home and I want a little something sweet. The Shepherd loves dates, so we always have dates and I'm like, I want to end this day on a sweet taste in my mouth. That doesn't make me feel guilty, and a date will do that. Hmm. They're very sweet. This feels like making dates guilty in a way. It is Making dates sweeter than they already were and I just didn't think they needed any help. No. It's nice to have one, maybe two, three. I bet you these are expensive. Do we know the price on these puppies? A date is so sweet. It's like, it's like you're, you're married. I am. And then your, like your younger sister is single. I don't have a sister, and, and she keeps coming out. 3.99. Hold on, I'm in the middle of analogy. You asked for the price. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. What's the price? Are you ready? Yes. 3.99. 3.99. That's not bad. $4. Per per date though? That's more than a dollar per date. No. You are a prune. You're married. Your younger sister, she's a date, she's dating. That's the diff that there's an analogy in there. Well, I didn't find it, but I guess I need to listen again. I'll watch this back and see if I understand it. Okay, while we're getting into Paris Hilton's creamer. Paris Hilton, uh, has teamed up with international delights to create not one, not two, but three Paris Hilton creamers. Oh, this is hot. It's sweet and spicy. Can I tell you a little something about Loves It? What? I discovered Raspberry Champagne. Our very own Ben Eck, director extraordinaire. He for years has. I've been going to Monster Jam, Uhhuh Monster Trucks, and he said to me, Hey, you want to go at some point? And I was like, yeah, next time you're going, let me know. So they were coming to Anaheim Monster Jam, coming to Anaheim, and he was like, listen, you want to go to the one in the. Stadium, not the one in the arena. He's like, if you go to the one at like Staples Center, it's a small area and they can't do a lot. You want to go to the one where they're like on the baseball field, right? Ooh. And so, uh, Ben and his wife, and then me and Shepherd, my son, went down there. And boy, I am a believer. You're a believer. You know, I'm not a religious man anymore. But I feel like if I'm gonna become religious again, it will be for Monster trucks. Wow. Because it was a religious experience. What do you believe deep down Monster trucks. So I know you have seen like video evidence of a monster truck, but you've never, you've never been on the second row where they're flying high and they're, you courtside, they're going higher than you are. And you're looking up like that and then seeing 'em come down and you know you're seeing the underside of the monster trucks. Yeah. Well, especially when they flip over and they think they break constantly. Let me just tell you a couple of things. As a North Carolina guy, are they anatomically correct? They don't have balls, if that's what you're asking. They're cars. That is what I was asking. So. As being a North Carolina man, like myself, you may know about Grave Digger. Grave Digger. Oh yeah. Is the one that, um, started all, I think No Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina. I don't know if they started it all. I don't know. But, and then there is Grave Digger. Sun and uh, they were both out there and they were both very, uh, competitive. They were like at the top of this thing, right? Because they come out and they race two by two. They're racing and tournament style. There's like, I don't know, 10 of 'em, 12 of them. It's loud too, right? It's loud. I wore my ear, my earplugs that you told me to get for concerts where you can still hear the guy next to you good, but you can't hear this crazy thing. And then. And then they do some skills thing and then they do a freestyle. Now they're, and are, are they interviewing the driver and are they like taunting each other? Are they in character? Yeah. So they're not really in character but taunting each other. Yes. So what they'll do is after they do their run, like. They're all lined up on the side. And so like a guy would like do his run and they'll come back and he'll like go right up to another monster truck and he'll put his wheel on the other guy's wheel and like go up a little bit on the wheel, like err and then come back down. Okay. Like he's gonna ride up his wheel with his wheel. Okay. And then they'll like, if somebody's in the lead, they'll like interview them in between on the big screen and, well, you know, the, the. The dirt's good today. It's, it's got a good moisture content. And I think I've been around turn four. I've really been letting it loose. Now it doesn't sound at all like that. 'cause one of the things that they do is they know that this is big for kids. There's mostly kids there. A lot of kids, okay. And they talk like they're talking to children. So, you know how like when you interview an NBA player, he'll kind of like, he won't like look at the reporter and he'll be like, you know, man, you know, and you know, and like he's just kind of like, we gotta get out there and we gotta do it and whatever. They're very ath athlete. Yeah. They're like, I'm, I'm not trying to talk to you. I'm trying to do my job. Monster Truck guys on the other hand. And girls, there was a woman, lemme tell you about her in a second. Please. Do they, uh. Uh, they are in like, well, I'm having a great time tonight and we're really gonna do it. Is everybody having a great time? Anaheim? Like very much like I know that there's kids here and I'm trying to get 'em riled up. Okay. So they're fully bought into that. So it kind of has like minor league vibes. This is major league. There was a woman driver and she was driving a unicorn truck that had a. A horn on the front of it that shot confetti out. And what, and I think she was my favorite. The problem is, is she was, so, they were announcing her and I think what was supposed to happen is they would the announce her and then she would shoot her load of, uh, confetti. Mm-hmm. But. Right. As soon as they started announcing her, she'd like up. She blew it early, little crazy. And I don't blame her. I'm sure it was like somebody doing the remote in the back, like hit the wrong button or something. 'cause there's people like controlling things on your car remotely, like remote shut off and stuff like that. Uhhuh like you have a team. Okay. And then she got up to the very top of the hill in the middle, like she was about to do something awesome. And then all of a sudden they were like. Eh, she's having technical difficulties and she had to drive, she had to be towed off of the track, and she was so pissed she could see her face. She was so mad about it. Oh, but the most exciting guy, and you're saying that's because she's a woman? No, I'm just saying that like I was pulling for her and the fact that her car messed up of it was because I'm not saying anything that she did. I wasn't even there. But then there was the zombie guy who has arms on his truck. And they, and, and the arms on his truck are going like this. And so when he comes out, all of the kids do this. Yeah. Everybody in the audience is doing this. Yeah. And, uh, he got out there and he was, he was set to win, right? He was, he was in the lead and all he had to do was do something awesome. And like the second jump during his freestyle, he went up and he came down and his wheel just came off. Like the amount of damage that he needed leads a zombie because of like, it also almost everyone caught on fire. What their, their, their differential is getting so hot because of all the stuff that they're doing back flips and stuff. It's red hot, and then a little bit of like, oil or fuel will come out, and then it'll just kind of light on fire, and then they'll just like come out there and spray 'em down. Oh, yeah. It's, uh, I gotta say, I think I recommend it. Hmm. Were, was everybody drunk? No, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't unruly. It wasn't, it was a family atmosphere. Okay. It was a family atmosphere. All right. Good for, good for families. Being out and doing something. I almost bought a t-shirt, but I didn't, this is not for me. This is horrible. The, the, the hot one is, uh, okay. What is this one? This is, uh, raspberry champagne. How spicy is the hot one? Grab those other two coffees. I don't even want to try. You do that one and that one. Well, I just don't believe in. You get that other one too? Shake? Well, is the, maybe that was my problem. I really, I just don't believe in flavored creamers. Anybody else here been to Monster Jam? No, it sounds kinda like roller derby, but with trucks. Harlem Globetrotter is almost pro wrestling. Like sort of like a show. Yeah. But, but it's huge trucks, man. Yeah, I get that part. It's just like, like the vibe of it. They're d get caught on it's alternative entertainment. Saline. You've seen a truck flip? Oh yeah. You're into it. Oh yeah, yeah. See LAN's into it. Yeah. This is, I mean, I haven't been to a wrestling match. You should call this uniform. Yes. Next time I go. There we go. Um, what I, I, this is going out. This is not even on. I've never been to a NASCAR race either. On the charts. I feel like I haven't lived, haven't been to nascar. I haven't been to wrestling. Only been to one monster truck. Well, I mean, your life starts now. That's right. We're rejecting this Paris. I've actually, you know what? I like you Paris. I appreciate you. Yeah, we like Paris. I like the way you reinvented yourself. I think that people talk crap about you and they're wrong. Uh, I just don't think we are the target audience for this particular product. No. We just like straight coffee with creamer. If you got your morning, your cup of Joe, you run out into the, uh, pasture and you can tell that your unicorn's about to just like. Release a bunch of PP just go put your coffee under there and, uh, that's what's gonna happen. That's what it's gonna taste like. Banana pudding, cream pies. Now, how could this from, you know, who, how could this not be banana pudding? This feels like it's something that should have already existed. They've been sitting on this one for years. Oh, these are moist too, boy. They're wet. A little damp. Oh, it's, oh gosh, flaky. You know what? Not flaky, but these are reminiscent of a soft nilla wafer, which is what you put on top of a banana pudding. Mm-hmm. The smell is enticing. The little Debbie company put out a press release. That banana is having a moment from smoothies to desserts. This classic flavor is popping up everywhere you really sold it. Chase, um, the banana on this tastes like gum. I gotta say I wanted to like it more than I do. The banana flavor is the part that, yeah. It's not, it's not. We're, we're not having a moment with it. It's a candy banana flavor, not a banana, banana flavor, which is really hard to do, I think. Hmm. Come I, I want it to love you. Why does it taste like gum? Hm. Let's put that back in there. Maybe someone won't know that I already ate some of it. Yeah, they won't know. It can be. It can be yours. I'll smush it back together. This is also a reject now happening today. Now I'm a guy that keeps this kind of thing in my pantry. Tuna, sardines, mackerel, et cetera, and I appreciate a flavored tuna because you can just pop it right out of the thing and eat it. I'll just eat it straight. I'll just stick a spoon right down into this thing. Chicken up the sea. Well, they've got a nice celery ditch. Frank's red hot. They, they've done a good thing and I, like, I always put stuff in my tinned fish because I don't really like the taste of it on its own. I will say when I did my, uh hmm. I submitted my mackerel for my, uh, struggle meal that the Mythical kitchen re remade Uhhuh and Trevor made it and he put so much mustard, he over mustard my mackerel. Yeah, I mean an unbelievable amount of mustard and then he judged it harshly. Well, you were trying to sabot, he was trying to sabotage you. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think Trevor would do such a thing. I just don't think it got a fair shake. That's all I'm saying. They also did mine, uh, my struggle meal and they were really impressed with it. Is that right? Mm-hmm. Because I heard it wasn't even really a meal. I heard it was awesome. And so. Did they agree? At least that's what I've been told. I was told not to watch it. Uh, this chicken of the Sea wild caught light tuna with Frank's Red Hot is a winner. Yeah, it's good. It is such a winner because Frank's Red Hot is a winner and it just covers up tuna. The, the tuna taste. Yeah. So this is, this is where it's at. I would definitely get this. Um, I think the only thing that I would. Incorporate into my pantry is the tuna because I don't like to keep ice cream on hand. We saved the best for our last, so there we have it. Red hot tuna. Yeah. I might get some of these dates if I'm like going on a weird picnic. I have a little date night with Christy. Literally. Put date night on the calendar and then disappoint her because it's just dates. Just just have her an array of dates. Yeah. The new Cockatrice Virtual Pet pin of the month is available today only. Shop now at Mythical.com.