Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: BdsNjlhw-bw
Episode Post Date: April 6, 2026
Episode Number: 3016
Transcript
Can we keep the glass from breaking? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We're playing, Don't Break The Glass, we. I think it's called Carry The Glass. Don't. But the object of Carry The Glass is to Don't break the glass. Don't drop the glass. I'm the blue guy. And I'm Orange Boy. And. Let's see. This is walking. You see this is jumping. Oh, well look, my face is inside of it. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's cutting off my face. And then, okay. And instead then if we want to tilt it or, okay. That's up and down. Up and down. Oh, look at that. We got it. Look at that view. Well, hold on. Look at that view. Whoa, look at us. Look at that. We got a lot to offer. Every angle. Such a long crack, huh? That's about it. Okay. Enough of that. Whoa. Nope. A little bit more of that. Okay. And, uh, now let's proceed walking this way. Anything you hit apparently will break the glass. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Well that you just did that. So, uh, why did you do that? And now you're just running away. We gotta get another thing of glass. Okay. Alright. So that was, it broke very easily. All right, now it's not a race. How do you wanna go through this? And it's not a competition. I'll go, I'll, I'll be in front for now. Oh, I'm gonna raise it up and I'm gonna tilt it. Oh, look at that. Nice, nice, nice. Isn't that the best idea? Now let me get, let me get a better, uh, angle on this and now, okay, perfect, perfect. Oh, you went over there. Don't do that. Okay. And then just a little slidey right through this little section. I'm just trying to figure out the, the view that I want. I feel like I've got a good view of almost an overhead view. Oh. Yes. Well, lemme check something real quick, just making sure everything's okay. Okay. Good. Checking your, ah, checking your prostate. Hold on. Why were you moving around? I was looking at you checking your prostate. Ah, but you listen, that was a great idea the way that you went. You took it to the side like this? Yep. And raised it up. Oh, you're yanking my arms. Right? So how do like this keep it like that? Yeah. And then maybe view wise, oh, you're splitting me. You're bisecting me? Yeah. Straight, straight. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you sound, you know what you sounded like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You sounded like the crosswalk. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've been doing, I've been working on that impersonation. Listen, wait, wait. And then I just swooped in and took it from you. It's my thing. Now. Wait. Walk, walk, walk. Okay. Over here. Use. Okay. That, that's instruction. This is, this is tough. This is tough. This is tough. So, oh, oh, oh, oh. So I think we need to turn it a little bit like this. Do we need to raise it? See that? See how I got it sideways? No, hold on. You see how I turned it a little bit? I'm looking at my neck. Oh yeah. You got a nice neck. I don't, well, sorry, I'm not even trying to look at my tank. Do you see what I'm, do what I did? Lemme show you this view. See how we got this right here? And I'm, and see the angle that I'm at. Your butt's in the way. You see the angle I'm at? Yeah, you, I'm just gonna look at your screen and walk through. Why are you going to the left? Because I'm looking at your screen. No, no. Look at your screen. Oh, okay. Or look at my screen and get into the right position. Go to the right a little bit. Yes. Now straight through. Straight through. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. We're so good at carrying this class. Okay, I think we got to jump over this, so you jump up on it and then I'll push, jump and push. Ah. What happened? You jumped over it. Yeah, I gotta jump on top of it. We gotta do all that again. Yeah, we got this. We're so good at this part. Where are you going, dude? Go. Go. In between the cars, is this like post-apocalyptic? Why are these cars just, okay. Yeah. Why are these people Just move. Okay, here we go. Whoa. You're getting outta whack. You're getting outta whack. How am I getting outta whack? Oh, okay. Here we are. We're back already. So now we come to this and then swing around. One second. Swing around. And then I'm gonna turn it a little bit just like this. Yeah. See, and then we just bring it, move to your right a little bit. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, perfect. Perfect. Now, perfect. Now I'm just gonna do and also do that a nice little jump, a nice little jump. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me, let me get over here. Check. Let's straighten it out first. Oh, actually, oh yeah, yeah. Raise it up. The button. You press the button to restart. What? Hold on. Is it raised up? We pressed the button to restart. You've reset back at the original? No, we didn't. Don't hit. Oh, don't hit. Oh, why would, why would that even be the most accessible button? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's stupid. That's stupid. Okay, but we're good. We're good. We're gonna get right back to where we were. I feel like I'm dragging you. Yeah, that's 'cause I was trying to orient myself, uh, where are we, where, where do we go now Through that, through the place we always go through. Okay. Alright. Okay. Whoa. Wait, go, go. Go. Sh. Okay. Why are you shushing me? Okay, now are you calming me? I'm gonna turn it like, just tripping. We, we, we got too close. Hey, we, hey. Don't get frustrated. We got this. What makes you think I'm frustrated? We're gonna go like that. We're gonna raise it up. We're now here we go. Long Longarm Daddy's doing it again. It takes me forever to figure out. Stay straight. Stay straight. Oh yeah. I'm not, don't doing anything. Don't do anything now. Will you turn here and Okay. Will you orient a little bit different? I'll let you do that. I'm gonna bring this back here. I'm gonna try to get a better view here. This is like the guaranteed way for me and Chrissy to get in a fight. Okay. So, uh, so you trying to move anything? Send yourself to the right. More, more. Oh gosh. Let me turn it a little bit more, rotate it more the other way. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. So now I'm gonna, oh, why are you going the wrong direction? I'm not, I'm not meaning to, lemme the thing. My camera works. Here's, here's one of the things I've just learned. Sometimes I'll look at your, uh, screen. Yeah, don't do that. And the direction that my controller takes is in reference to my screen. Not your screen. Yeah. Don't look at my screen. So, see. Whoa. So I wanna get, I wanna get right here and I'm gonna go straight back here. Yes. Pull me. So now we're gonna go, don't hit O. Let's take a look at what we've got here. Go as high as you can. Raise it. As high as you can. Is that this one? That's that. No, that. Let's turn this sideways. See, put your arms up. Yep. Up, up. There you go. Perfect. Get a little bit straighter. Alright, hold on. Now up. I had an itch. Perfect. Now. I'm gonna come over here and I'm gonna just jump up and I'm gonna just, I'm just gonna stay. I'm going to jump up and just get on this. Oh yeah. Okay. Now you're alright. In 3, 2, 1. I think we can just walk over it. We've got, because we've got it up high. Is it? Is it gonna break if we just walk off of it? No, it's not gonna break. Oh yeah. Now let me get close. So you jump up and which one is jump? X. X, not O, because O takes you back. X jump. Cool. Yeah, you got it. You got it. And hold on, let's check something. Yeah. Lemme check something. Okay. Good. Still, still good? Still good. Good. Everything's intact. Now I don't wanna push you into that. Now I'm gonna flip it to the side like this. Why? Why are you gonna do that? Because we want it to be narrow, but, but I'm not off of the conveyor belt. Well just come off of it. I don't want to crush it on the ground. Okay, that's fine. Okay. Alright. I'm so paranoid now. Now these things look like we need to get them higher. These little things on the ground. Let's lift it up. I think we have lifted it up. It's up. It's up. And then rotate a little bit that way. And then once we get over here, I'm gonna rotate it again. Okay. I'm rotating it. Oh yeah. You're the rotator. I'm the rotator. That's what they call me. And I'm the, I just jumped on that. Oh gosh. We are doing so good with this class. Yes. Oh, checkpoint saved. Yes. Thank God. Yes. Yes. We will never have to do what we did again. Okay. Alright. So now those are butterflies. Butterflies, okay. Yeah. Look, look at those butterflies. Oh gosh. But butterflies. This is gonna be interesting. Huh? How do we do this? Uh, I'm gonna go like this, and now you come to, you go all the way to the right. Yep. And just, yep. And then maybe you go into the corner, go all the way into that corner. I think you might be able to go into that corner to the go. You go to your left. No, I think what you need to do is go to your, I'm all, I'm all the way. Go to your right and go in that hole to your right. Other, right. Yeah. But if I go, if I go too far. No, don't do that. Other way, other way, other way? Yes. Keep going. Yes. See that place to the left? To my, yeah, I'm, it's, that's it. I'm against the wall. Keep, no, keep going down on your side into that other place. See? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Oh, you mean here? Yes. Go all the way back in there. And then I'm gonna push this, and then I'm gonna go here. Okay. Yes. Nice, nice, nice. And now we're just gonna go, yep, that's it. Now you can move to your right a little bit and just go straight. I mean. I've moved a lot of furniture upstairs. Oh, nice. And you're the backwards boy. So, and I think now we just go in here and now we're gonna, uh, let's get it up. Don't get cocky. Get it up. Oh yeah. Up. Yeah. And then I'm gonna come over here. I'm just gonna jump. Mm-hmm. No, I don't even have to jump. Oh, you don't even have to jump. Oh, oh, we got a little lackluster. I don't know what happened there. That was me. That was me. 'cause I, I ran into the wall. Okay. But now we know what to do. Here. Raise it. We flip it. Just flip it. Yep. You go there, flip it and then we're gonna go fast this time 'cause we're impatient. And I get here into the corner and I get over here and then I push you into the corner. Push me in the corner. And you go across And I go around here. Yes. Oh, we're so good at this boy movers. Me and you man. We can move glass. Yeah. When this is done, we're gonna go out and we're gonna find some glass and we're gonna move it. I'm talking about right after this, dude. Okay, here we go. So I'm just gonna get up in here. Turn it, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just straight, just keeps coming straight. Lemme see what's, what's, what's under there though? Whats on the other side? Nothing. Nothing. Okay. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is get it up. Oh, you're on the water. Get it up high. Hold it up high. I'm not trying to look at that. Hold it up high. Give me a second. I'm doing other things first. Nope. No, no. Just raise your arms. Yeah. Okay. Now on the count of three, we're both going to press towards the water. There's rock climbers over there completely frozen on the count of three, we're gonna jump up. We're gonna jump and go. You understand what I'm saying? We're gonna jump and move. You got to do it with me. Let me see what it is you're trying to do here. So look, look at my screen. You see what I'm saying? I'm gonna jump over that thing. Holy crap. And you, but you have to jump with me. That's crazy. So you're gonna press forward and X at the same time? 3, 2, 1, forward X. Okay. You think I need to jump? Yeah. 3, 2, 1. Forward X. Yes. Perfect. Perfect, man. Okay. Now what I'm gonna do is you're gonna swing over my feet just tangled. You're gonna swing, you're gonna swing yourself over. You're gonna jump, I think sweat just came out. You're gonna jump over. Just you jump over. Yes. Okay. Now I'm gonna jump over and you stay there. Yep. And now what I'm gonna do is you need to go to the corner. Done. You jump over so that I can get closer. You got it Easy. I don't, I don't think I can make that. No, you, oh, no, dude. I did it easily. Yes. Okay. Okay. Now, and then I'm gonna jump again. Okay. And then I'm gonna jump. Oh, big jump for the tall boy and then backwards, boy. Oh, you salt pie. And then I'm gonna jump up here. We're so good. We're getting impatient though. Okay. Hold on. Okay, we gotta get to a oh oh oh. This is Mario. Oh, checkpoint. We got a frogger situation here. This is dope, man. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Hey, you can't. You gotta tell me when you're, when we hit a checkpoint, I got confident. You gotta tell me. Oh, we're right here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna jump and then, then you jump. Yes. Okay. All right. I'm just gonna walk. Let's just come to the side. We're rumbling. Let's come to the side. Okay. We're rumbling. No, don't do that. Get side, get side by side. Nope, nope, nope, nope. You go on the edge. We're both going on the edge. Yeah. I'm trying to come to you because I'm gonna get on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I's what I was trying to do. 3, 2, 2. One, one. Jump. Just walk. Don't jump. What All we need to do is walk. And jump or walk. I'm just telling you, you can walk. Okay. Okay. Wait until it's lined up and we have to jump that we can't. Why are you jumping into the water? Don't jump into the water. Jump into the plank. Thirsty. Okay, here we go. Thirsty. Oh, and three, two. Okay. Oh, that was weird. Oh, that was weird. So now I'm over. Maybe we do this. Maybe we, yeah, maybe we switch it up. Let's each just do whatever we want. No, here we go. And when it gets next to us, we're gonna jump 3, 2, 2, 1. Jump. Jump. Oh, I know what it is. So if you jump, if you jump this way, you push me that way. So that's 'cause you just did to me what I was doing to you. So we have to make sure that we, 1, 2, 3, jump. Yeah. Yep. It's pushing us and I, I really think we can walk across this thing. Yeah. But at the other end. Okay. Well we have to wait. We have to wait until they wait until the other end. And then what's gonna happen is it's gonna get close and now 3, 2, 1. I got, I, hold on. I'm holding on. I'm holding over your life. I got, hold me. I got you. Hold me. I got you. I don't, I'm not letting go. Don't lose me. I'm not letting you. Don't you lose me. I'm not letting go my yard. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh man. What? I had you, I swear I had you. That was crazy, dude. That was crazy. Swear I had you After that. They moved us further back. Yeah. What in the crap? They punished us. What in the crap? Whoa, come on. Oh. Oh, come on. No. Rotate your camera. Oh yeah. Sorry. Okay. Go the other way. You guys are moving back. Are we going the wrong direction? Yeah. Yes, yes. This is where we came from. Yeah, I sometimes I just need a little, I, I just need a little something to, to motivate me. This is, look, looking at the top view is actually really helpful because look, link, you can see where that is. So come, uh, get closer to it. Get closer to the edge. Yeah. And now come on, get on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. You gotta understand that until I tell you I'm ready. I'm not ready to What are you, what are you looking at exactly? I'm trying to get my, uh, my view. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. There you go. Above view. And then I'm gonna get to next to here and then get on there. Yep. Okay. Now come all the way to the edge. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. And now we'll know if we can actually do this when it gets close. Walk. Walk towards you. No, no. Don't walk. See, it doesn't ever, it doesn't touch. This is why we were dying, so now we have to jump. We can't walk. So when it gets close, we're gonna jump. We're going to jump. We now? Yes. Yes. Okay. Now we're gonna move over here. Let's get a breath. Are you sweaty in places? Oh, my hands are super sweaty. And now if you fall, remember I'm gonna hold onto you. I won't let go. Yeah, that was, that was a, that was a beautiful cinematic moment. So now I do think we're lying. Well, I need to get over here too, I guess. So I'm just trying to see what we're gonna do. Are we gonna jump onto that? Is this, are we like really good at this? Yes. Is this for a windshield? I mean, what are we delivering? What are we, uh, what's, I think it's an office building. Okay. We're gonna jump 3, 2, 1 jump. Yes. Okay. Now you go first. Now, this is, we cannot, we cannot get hurt here. Don't. And go. What do we do, dude? I hate you, man. What do we do differently? Wait. We need to work together. Okay. And go. Oh, oh. Why? Why are you just like, and go, go. Because I'm invasive. We just restart. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Alright, here we go. And jump. Oh, I, I think I pushed you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Three, two, walk, walk, walk, walk. Come over here. No, don't go yet. When it stops, jump, uh, shaken jump. What? But I have nothing to jump on, so don't jump. Don't jump. Okay. Okay. I did that. So now, so now back here? Yeah. Uhhuh. And then we're gonna jump. 3, 2, 1, jump. Yep. Okay. Now let's just think about this. Let's look at what's happening. Let's think about this. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Get, get, get my view first of my view. Let's do that so you can see. And then let's do this. Raise it up. Do you see my view? Yeah. So I can like see all the things we gotta go through, but, but you're gonna start to think that we can just run through all of 'em. No, no, no. We definitely can't. Yeah, I, I just wanted to hear you say it. We definitely can't, but I'm gonna get close and then you swing around. Swing around. Actually, you know what? Maybe you don't swing around. And that's how we do this, right? I think at the end I have to swing around, so, okay. 3, 2, 2. One, one. Go hold. Yes. So now on this one, I think what I have to do is go. Yes. Okay. It's actually easier than we're making it out to. Okay. I'm gonna get closer. I'm gonna go first and Wait, wait, don't, I want to get all the way to the edge. Okay. And, and you want Come towards me. Push me. Yep. Yep. And then kind of angle back. Angle back. Move away. Yeah. Even more. But now I'm further away. Yeah, but you want to, when I start going, we don't wanna bust the glass on the edge of the thing. Go for me. Go for you, go for, alright. I just, I, I, I backed off. I did a little back off. Hey. But we're good at this. Oh, come on. I got you. Come on. Don't let go. I'm gonna Alright. I was gonna figure it out. I was gonna figure it out. Best game ever, dude. Oh, this is our chance. We missed it. Yeah, that's fine. We're gonna be patient. We're patient. We're patient. We're patient. We're patient. Or patient? Gotta be patient when you're dealing with a glass this size and jump, oh, well, what is happening there? I think that, oh God, you just jumped on top of my head. All right, let's go again and jump. Hold on. Try this side. Oh, that worked. Yeah. Here we go. We, we know what we're doing now. And now I think I need to swing around. Oh, ah. Hold up, hold up. Don't let go. Don't let go. Don't let go. Dont let go. My arms are hurting so bad and I look at me. I'm just down here now. Why now? Why they, why do they let you hold on for so long? Dude, where are it gives you so much hope. Okay, all I patient boys trying to get this glass over there. They're so good at these first few steps though. Okay, now we turn it. Yep. And go. Oh, don't what? Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I just didn't know where I was. Okay. You lemme know if you're ready This time. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I am ready. You, I'm so not ready for this. Okay. Alright, ready? Hold on. So tell me what you're gonna do now You go and go. Ah, what? Fudge. Okay. Everything. What I mean at, at least we haven't bled. You're gonna have to wash that controller. Yeah. And my feet please. My sweaty feet. Hey, we did pretty good. Why are we wearing these again? Oh, oh, I forgot. Me too. Shop the new I Don't Really Know Some Things can glass at Mythical.com.
