Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: BYctMHsFmhw
Episode Number: 3060
Transcript
We're guessing crayon colors. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We've been given two sketch pads, something I've always liked the idea of- Yeah … but never actually had. Now, this sketch pad is the 300 series, and it's better. Better. It's not the best, but it is better. We, uh, we got hung up on what was on the front of this, and, uh, we concluded that it was a bike tire, and then a regular tire, and then a rope. So it's like a rope swing, but it's like a rope swing that somebody has put a blanket inside, and then tried to get a bike through. I don't, I don't- And we're very confused. I don't know why that's there, but… Could've been anything. I think it being nothing empowers you to do better. Yes. I mean, if you look at this color, we have to guess the name of it That's pretty. Whoa, and look. Do you see how it's different, it's different colors of purple? Did you see that? Yeah, look at that. Look at it. Oh, yeah. Hold on, like seriously, it's got a little bit of… It's, what is going on? Some of it's blue. And some- Some of it's purple. Some of it's purple. Okay, I think that this- It's speckled six-day-old bruise. So this that is not what it's called. Uh, but this crayon comes from the confetti pack. Oh. And I think that's why you're getting multiple colors. That, and it never stops. That is cool, dude. So it's very streaky. Like, it'd be tough to do that with one crayon. Okay, I think- I don't think it would be difficult. I think I'm gonna challenge you on that. I think what you would do is what you're doing with this crayon, and then you do it with another one of a different color. Okay. Challenge accepted. Hmm. But not right now. What is this? What is this? Okay. I think this is a w- a Wonderful Dusk sunset. You know how you got Purple Mountain's Majesty? Ooh. I think this is Purple Mountain's Majesty. Whoop, bup, bup, bup, bup. Now, now I gotta see what this thing's made of. See? How do I deal with the adversity of a broken crayon? I'm thinking something in the passion, passionate. Do they still do… They wouldn't do that for crayons, would they? No, they wouldn't use the term passion for that, would they? Sure they would. Go for it. Okay Is it, is it nature related? It is not nature related. Is it medical related? It's, it's, it's conceptual, right? Mm. No. Passionate encounter. I would not go conceptual. I wouldn't go natural. Uh… All right, this is in- Robo- robot love … in- industrial? This one's weird, 'cause, like, I would… The w- the better naming of it, I would say, would be, like, an event. But they went for, like, the person who- at the event. Birthday party goer. Birthday girl. That's… Link, you're all over it. I mean, you're kind of both all over it. Birthday- Birthday boy … uh, go gender neutral. Birthday person. Birthday per- uh- Go young … birthday hu- human. Birthday child. Birthday child. It is birthday child. Birthday child. This is birthday child? Well, somebody needs to get with the program over there. Birthday child is such a weird name. This is the birthday child, everybody gather round. We're going to sacrifice them. I mean, that's what I mean, that's, it's just, like, yeah, it's just weird. Yeah. It's weird terminology. Yeah, yeah. Now look at that, Link. This one is also from the confetti pack. Oh, let's see what it confettis. It's pukey It's pukey and then- Okay. Yep. What's the streak? The streak is… Birthday cake vomit. Sick birthday child It looks more green in the hand, but brown on the page. You know? I think this is, uh, goose poop. No, goose poop has a lot of white in it. Well, I'm- Goose poop can be almost entirely white Doesn't smell. It's not a scratch and sniff. What are we gonna do about goose poop? We- it is a problem. Like- It's everywhere … there's places that you don't wanna go because of it. What are we gonna do about it? I, I think, I think we just need to have a special type of rake. I mean, if you had a personalized rake and then you had the ability to turn goose poop into, I don't know, like something enjoyable. Hold it. Like, like a, like a, I don't know, like a, like a delicate mousse. Well, I think these are… I, I think our ideas can work together. So you're saying once we had it, we have it, we can use it. Make it a valuable resource. I'm saying everybody's been talking about how smart birds are, you know? Like, birds are supposed to be super smart. I don't know how smart a goose is, but birds have, like, reasoning capabilities. So why cannot we train a goose or geese to poop in one spot? Like, how do we get them all pooping in a pile? In a big old goose- In a b- … poop pile. They know how to get across the country. They know when to go, what times to leave. The- Yeah … it's just one additional step is getting them all to poop in the same place. We collect it, and then we start doing your idea, which is to use it for what? Well, building material. Uh- Goose poop houses. There's a whole goose poop community popping up in New Jersey. I think the smell- I think- … leaves once you really start to dry it out. Oh, yeah So I think birthday child's second home. Hmm. This is a, uh, this is a wealthy child. Um- This is a place, uh, Crayon, like it's, it's, uh, a location. Oh. The desert, like the painted desert. Forgotten marsh. And, uh, it's a place that I feel like a lot of kids may have thrown up, uh, if that helps you at all. I don't think it will. Uh- It's a fun- … convenience store dumpster … kind of a- It's where they make out- … nostalgic- … and vomit … spot. It's a what? Nostalgic? Nostalgic? Nostalgic. Hmm. Ball pit. Post office. A nostalgic place where kids might have thrown up after maybe having too much, like, candy or, um- Fairgrounds? Fairgrounds is, is close. Yeah, something that comes to the fairgrounds. Carney's circus. It is At the Circus, but not, it's not called Circus, it's called At the Circus. What? That's the name of it, At the Circus? That's not a hint? No, that's the name of it. It's At the Circus. There's nothing about this that's circusy. It's a really big hint. Come on. I mean, really, come on. I mean, you said circus. I was, I didn't know how I was gonna get you that at the. There's some orange in there, brown and orange. At the Circus? Who's doing this at Crayola? I don't, I don't, I, I… Let's move on from the, uh- We're disturbed Crayola. What are these called, this category? The glitter category, whatever it's called. Yeah, this is in the, um- Confetti, confetti. Confetti category? The confetti, those were the two from the confetti. This one's from the glitter pack. Yeah, this is glitter. I'm about to say. Are you serious? This is, this, this is glitter. Uh- It's not glitter. It's just from the glitter pack. No, no, no. I see that there's glitter on it. It ha- it's got glitter. Chase, what's the w- only rule of the set of Good Mythical More? This is the, this is the… You broke the rule, guys. I, uh, I don't know. I haven't been here that long. You broke the rule. No glitter. And- But this is glitter contained- Be careful, be careful contained in a crayon. Is it getting on us? Yeah, but, but we're releasing it. Isn't that just for Good Mythical Morning? No. Oh. It's f- it's for this facility. Okay. All right. We're learning something. We're learning together. This facility- Link's really upset right now … is a glitter-free facility. We're, we're pro-goose poop, but con- All the goose poop you can take glitter. Absolutely we are. Um, unicorn poop making into- I think this is, uh- … a birthday child's third house. I think this is Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Because it's blue like the ocean, but- Shiny … then there's a lot of little shiny pieces in it. Hmm. I stand by that. Are they c- are they cleaning that up? What's the progress on that? Do you know why the ocean is blue? Because of the sky. Yeah. So I would focus there instead. Oh. But b- before we move on to that- Why is the sky blue? Because the o- Somebody check in on this, because there was a guy that I thought did a Kickstarter years ago where he was trying to clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. He had some little, uh, robot that was going around and doing it. There was that- And the other thing is a lot of people thought that the garbage patch was so thick that if, like, you could, like, walk on it. But really it's, there's space in between all the trash. It's, like, gathered in there, but, like, you could swim through it, so it's even harder to clean up- Hmm than you would think. I thought there was a thing that- It's like a soup … they put something on it that, like, um, like amino acids or something. They, they, they invented, I think they- That would eat it … genetically engineered a new bacteria that would eat the plastic. Yes. And that's the beginning of a dystopian novel. So where are we at on that? Yeah. Because I heard about that, and I don't hear about a lot. Link's been hearing about things, guys. I know. Man. So that means you should be able to find them pretty quick. Right. If I've heard of it. Chase? Yes. We need another hint. Okay. So, um- Starry Night Is it fantastical? Starry Night is, it's not fantastical. Eh, maybe it kind of is. One of those days where you can see the moon when it's daytime, and you can't really explain it because you aren't gonna figure it out on your own- … and you're not really gonna take the time to look it up. Yeah. That's the name of this crayon. Think about, yeah, looking up at, at the celestial bodies and, um, you have no idea what they are, so you're trying to describe them. Celestial bodies would be a good prom theme. Oh. You know, if you're just leaning into it. Or- Just leaning into it … it's like, "Oh, you've entered my gravitational orbit." Celestial bodies. I've been working on my celestial body for prom. Oh. Sounds like a s- Comets … a, a noddle. Noddle … comet How would you describe it, like, if you didn't, you couldn't describe- Shooting … if you didn't know meteor, comet- Shooting star … star. You're just like- Shooting star … shiny sky rocks. Blink. It's a, a blank in the blank. Twinkle in the sky. Twinkle in the air. It's something in the sky. Twinkle in the sky. Fire in the sky. Fire in the sky. Fire in the sky. Fire in the sky. What's the update on that, um, Great Pacific Garbage Patch? I've got an update for you. Yes. Uh, it was around 2019. Yeah. And, um, that's about all I've found. No, I mean- Oh, so it didn't really follow up it, it, there was, there was a, a crowdfunding thing for it. Um, but I don't know what the update is on it. What about the bacteria? Bacteria eating the great garbage patch. Yeah, that hasn't popped up yet. I'll keep looking. Okay. I think it ju- uh, just look out for- Ooh, this is another glitter … bac- engineered bacteria- Come on, guys e- eating plastic No, no, no. This is from the metallic pack. Okay. This is metallic? It's from the metallic pack. Well, I'ma tell you- Ooh … it's still glitter. I like this. It's just more glitter. I like this. There's so much … They be … I mean, yeah, glitter is just metal that you take through a little shaver. When we were kids, our ice cream and our crayons didn't have mix-ins. Mm-mm. Nope. All right? I mean, y- y'all got everything now. And you're still complaining. And you don't even, you don't even care. No, I'll be honest, you got lots to complain about. But you do have mix-ins in your crayons. But mix-ins isn't one of them. It's, it's, it's got a fluorescent yellow metal. I mean, it's almost like Oh, I know what this is. This is, took a lot of vitamins and then peed. Oh, yeah. Vitamin B. Yep. Vitamin P. That is incorrect. Vitamin BP, brought to you by British Petroleum. That's a good one, though. The fact that this one comes out of the metallic pack can lead you to part of the name here. Gold rush- Nope fever. Something that is, uh, made of metal. You, you take a multivitamin, I noticed that, right? Yeah. I noticed that when we were recently- You don't think that's good enough? … uh, living together dur- You want the vitamins … dur- during a secret thing that we were working on. Yes. You want the vitamins to be separate, don't you? Well, no, uh, I think a multivitamin's great. I, in fact, I think a multivitamin … I'm getting ready to travel a little bit, and I have so many vitamins that I was like, "I need to just do a multivitamin when I travel," because I get … I c- I, I can't recreate what I take with a multivitamin, but taking a multivitamin is much better than, and more convenient, than trying to take everyth- I can't take everything. Last time I took all my supplements- Yeah … I was going into Mexico. Okay. And I got, um- randomly stopped Mm-hmm And the guy made me tell him every single pill that I had, because I just had this giant thing of pills, which could've been anything. And he was, like, asking me about every pill, and I was like, "Magnesium?" Like, I- I was like, "I don't know. I've kind of got 'em divided up in…" But I wanted to remain very confident the whole time, 'cause I didn't wanna, like, spend the night in prison, you know? So you've got, so you fixed your posture. I've read, uh, what is that? Something Abroad? Locked Up Abroad? I read that, and by that, I mean I've watched it. Uh, so anyway, multivitamin, it's the way to go. What happened? Did they confiscate? Uh, he, he kind of just looked at me, and then he let me keep going. Hmm, 'cause you looked confident. Looked confident. All right, what do you wanna know about the plastic-eating microbe? I wanna know what the status is. They're doing it. Oh, thank God. Are they doing it? I'll be right back. So what- Okay, so for the- What do we know? We know that it's golden. It's a, it's a metal Yeah, so there's part of this that you can think about metal things. All right. And then for the other part- Gaudy sports car … think about a, mm, no, one word One word, shavings No. But it's, but it's, but, but the yellow part makes sense? The yellow part is more connected to, like, an animal that is, uh, close to this color. Oh, shiny giraffe. Uh, parakeet? Sparkly. Parakeet's close. Metal parakeet. That's, yeah, you're, that's, like, basically kind of a synonym to what we're looking for. Oh, metal parakeet synonym. Um- Parrot? If it was a metal parakeet, what would it be? It would be… Oh, it would be shiny bird. Shiny cockatiel. But if it was metal, then it probably wouldn't be, like, a, a living s- bird. It would be- Bird statue. Dodo bird. Imagine, imagine it was, um- You could, it was, it had its own, uh, autonomy and it could move around and- Oh … had, like, gears and things. Robot bird. Yeah. So what kind of bird? It's robot something. Robot chicken. Robot parrot. It's not chicken. It's… Uh, think about other yellow birds. Robot duck. I don't know any other yellow bird. R- robot canary. Robot canary. Ooh, you do know a yellow bird. Speaking of shi- Robot canary? Speaking of shiny birds, one of the things I heard the kids are doing now is they're, uh, they're glossing up their, their birds. They're glossing up their middle fingers so they shine in photos. What? Yeah. Yes. The whole, the whole f- Yes. They will sh- … digit? They will shine up their middle finger to make it pop Like, with what? I don't know. Make-up? Vaseline. I don't know. All kinds of things. Is it, is it just greasy? If it's Vaseline, it will pop out real fast, too. Pshew. Pops out. Y- dude. You believe that? I believed you. 'Cause kids'll do anything. Uh. Greasing up your middle- That's the kind of thing, when I was in middle school and high school- When you st- when you start to make sense of- … I would convince everybody to do something like that. Th- that's why I almost became a cult leader. Because when I realized that you could tell a number of people, "Y'all, we gotta start greasing our birds up," and they would be like, "Really?" And I'd be like, "Yeah, look," and I would start talking about the advantages of it, and next thing you know, next day everybody's greasing their birds. So I'm just saying it sounds fun. Maybe you should try it, you know? I mean, we just came up with it here. We don't know that it's not fun to grease your bird. Next crayon. That's not right, is it? That's not how… I didn't do something right. If you're a cartoon, that's how you flip the bird. What? But I, I guess I put- 'Cause you put your, 'cause you put your thumb in there … I put five fingers. What if- No. You, no. That's his thumb. Which, which one is his thumb? Look. We have to censor that? Yeah. I think we do, yeah. Why? 'Cause it's a lewd gesture. It's a finger. It's a finger, guys. All right. I'll censor it. I'll censor it like this. All right. You're getting in the vibes- This one's still got glitter in it! … of this color. This is all, it's just, it's just from the metal pack. Hold on. This is very much like the other one. I mean, y'all need to loosen interference. I mean, robot canary. No, that one's glitter. So now this is, uh, th- this is, like… What, what's the… Like, low air quality index. You know, you got particulates in your air On the don't go out if you have asthma color? Yeah. Which is technically a high index. High index. High air quality index is what this is. No. I would think about, um- Ooh. That's nice … something you're wearing. I don't know if either of you are wearing it now, but- Tasteful brooch. You're wearing one of those right now? Yeah. I'm- Smell, smell it compared to the yellow … I don't wanna touch my face with this 'cause it's got glitter in it. Well, just don't, just put it close. I don't wanna put it close. It has a nice smell. The glitter will jump to my face. I kinda wanna eat it. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes the- … the crayon has a smell you wanna eat. You talk about glitter like it's fleas. Yeah, it is. He's, he's allergic to it. You can't get rid of it. It's infectious. Lice. It shows up where you don't want it. It's like lice. You just take a pill once a month, you're good. Glitter is the lice of the art world. It is, it is v- yeah, very lice adjacent, for sure. So you would wear this. Yes. But, um, oh, this is rhinestone blue jeans. Not rhinestone. Denim. But jeans. It is, it is in the jeans world. Jeans. Oh, faded jeans. Uh- But they're metallic … close to faded. Another thing that kids are doing now, lice is like a badge of honor. Yeah, yeah, you, you want it now. And y- You want to be the first one to get lice and then spread it to everybody. And you don't give it, you don't get rid of it? No, you want, you want it. You keep it. They're making their middle finger shiny. Like, like a pet. Like sea monkeys. Ev- all the kids have shiny middle fingers and all kinds of lice. But when you started to make sense of it, like, so that it's quicker to flick, that's when I knew you were lying. But if they just did it for, like, photos, and it, it … When you said it was Vaseline and not makeup, you lost me. Oh, okay. Okay. So when I lie to someone else about this- Yeah, you need to say- Let me get the perfect lie it's, it's like- Hey, you hear the kids are shining up their fingers? They're middle fingers, so they pop in photos now. And it's like they use, um, what's the metallic blush makeup stuff called? Highlighter. They use highlighter. Highlighter? They use, like, makeup highlighter. And it's a cool analog thing that kids are doing now because it looks like something you could easily do as a little AI edit in your photos- Mm-hmm but they're all against that. Right. And so now they're just popping them off for real. Mm-hmm. It's all about r- the reality, the real stuff, you know what I mean? But they're not lubing their middle fingers. No, who would ever think that? No. I mean, they're doing that, but that's not something they're taking pictures of. That's a different thing, and they're doing that in Dunn. Remember that? In Dunn? The stuff we heard the kids in Dunn were doing. Oh, yeah. 'Cause that was where the interstate came through. Crack capital. So everything came to Dunn first before it got to Buies Creek I'm looking into these bio things Yeah, yeah. Don't let us down. I hope it's happening. It seems like they're working on it. And then they're gonna unleash them in the oceans- Maybe they don't- … and it's gonna save us all. Do they need funding? Yeah. It is, like, you know, like, um, companies like Ocean Blue Project and stuff, like, if we wanted to have this going right now, we could as, like, a country. But I think, like, you know, they're not getting the support they need. Yeah, we don't wanna do that yet as a country. People are wary. They don't want us just to unleash a bunch of bacteria into the ocean. All right, Chase. Send us off. What's the answer? Something jeans. Yeah, think about, like, a old school marbled jeans, '90s. Bling jeans. W- um, acid wash jeans. Acid wash jeans. Boom. Attention, LA Mythical Beasts, get your tickets for our spaghetti head and chicken fingers event at The Grove Barnes & Noble on June 14th now.