Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: 8r8wJEAyCkg
Episode Number: 3118
Transcript
We're beating AI at its own fruit game Welcome to Good Mythical More. Now, if you have a TikTok account, you may have had the misfortune of seeing these dramatic AI generated fruit videos. And, and, and I have seen them. We just showed one to you so you would know what we were talking about. Yeah. And the- I had not seen these, but I saw two cucumbers who worked together on a construction site. Yeah. I think, I, I think one of them was m- uh, made out of wood, and then the cucumber, he had a cucumber family. And then the boss was literally 67, the numbers together. So anyway, as, it's as bad as you can im- you're imagining right now, and- Yeah, I can't say I was, like, clamoring to go back for more. Th- this is what we're g- doing here, okay? We're worried about the children, because we think that these are being generated by children and for children, probably, based on the subject matter. And we want any kids out there to know that they don't have to resort to this AI slop for their entertainment. If they really want life lessons to be taught by fruit, you could just turn to your boys. Because we've got fruit here. Yeah. You know? And currently it looks like they have handles. Yeah, they do. I'ma pick up this pineapple. That's just, that's just a mug. Whoa. See? AI can't do that. That's right. Wait, wait. Oh, sorry, I had an idea. What if you push it to the edge of the frame right over there, and then put the handle behind it, and then somebody on the… No, the handle so it's sticking out like that. And then somebody lifts the pineapple at the same time that you lift the mug. Okay. Oh, okay. That is funny. Yeah, and, but w- but maybe in a way where we don't see your hand. Yeah, that would be ideal. Stay together, gu- Stay together, guys. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. Better than AI. Better than AI. Better than AI. Okay. Better than AI. And then all the way up. You're separating, guys. All the way up. Yeah, AI definitely cannot do that. And then grab the mug with your other hand. See? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. AI could never. Never. Okay. So, uh, how about- So we get- … l- how about a story that the kids, something like- Kid caught cheating on math test P- kid, uh, what's his name? T- Piney? Well- Is this the kid? That's the kid. Okay, good. And he's only doing it because of his friend. Get a friend. Oh, we're gonna- Just maybe get a friend. Okay. Yeah. Carrot. Carrot. Orangey. Piney has been influenced by Orangey to cheat on his math test, and the principal, uh, Walter Melon See, I … Hey, I can't come up- There it is with that crap. Walter Melon. Walter Melon. Principal Walter Melon. Walter. Is going to, he's gonna c- they're gonna come into the office. Okay. One at a time. All right? Hey, Piney. What's going on? Well, I'm glad you're here, O'Daddy, because… Calls him O'Daddy. Okay. Because I'm, I've been summoned to the office. What? I've been summoned to the office as well. I wonder what it's about. Well, I know what it's about. You talked me in to cheating on my test, remember? Well, no, I don't. That's gonna be my story. I'm going first. Knock, knock, knock Hello, Orangey. It's me Call me O'Daddy. Listen, I'm your principal, Principal Walter Melon, and I make the rules around here. And the first rule is please step away from me. You're t- you're too close. Sit down. Sit down in the chair. Yes, thank you. Yes. Please, please- Hey … don't make me step away from you. I'm begging you. Okay. Listen, little Orangey, you're gonna have to learn to let your principal talk. It is my understanding that you have been using- ChatGPT during the math tests. It is my understanding that you have been using ChatGPT during the math exams. That wasn't me. That was Tiny. Well, could you bring him in here? Yeah, I just wanna tell you that it wasn't my idea, and, um, I had nothing to do with it. Piney. Yeah? How did it go in there? Well, great for me, but now he's calling you in there. Piney. And what … Oh, I hear my name. Piney, please enter the office. Here I go into the office. I actually would like both of you to come in the office at the same time. He's asking for- And I would like Orangey to come in as a full carrot. Oh my gosh. I do not want him to come in in pieces. Oh my gosh, I have to go to the infirmary. Oh. Yes. Yes. I'm back. Better than ever. Please enter my office. Yes, the one that says Walter Melon on it. Uh, can you please face me, not the audience? Hello, Piney. Uh, it seems you- Hi, Principal Melon … it seems that you have been under the influence of your friend Orangey and doing things like standing too close to your principal. Please back up and take a seat in the chair. You do not need to break yourself in half. Too far. Now you've left the office. Come back into the office and stay here. Yes. I would like to talk to both of you at the same time. Okay. Okay. Well, we can both hear you. Yeah, we can both hear you. We have looked at the logs on your Chromebooks. Yes, we use Chromebooks at this school. And we have access to all of your chats, and I have looked into the chat history of your ChatGPT, Orangey, and I see that you were asking it questions like, "What is two plus one?" First of all, let me just say, if you're asking AI how to do simple addition, you're already a loser. But then I looked at your chat history, Piney, and I saw you specifically ask ChatGPT, "Should I listen to my buddy when he's telling me to use you on my Chromebook in class?" Yeah. And I said, "Hey, listen, I don't know. I'm not here to help you cheat. I'm just here to help you figure s- some things out. I don't … I'm just, I'm just a generative AI model. I'm not a person. I'm just here to help you out. Y- if, if, whether you wanna chat or whether you want some advice about your life, I'm just here to help." And that seemed really cool to me. So I went, I went for it. What do I say now, oh, daddy? I would like you to know that I have talked to both of your parrots. And because you're both monocultures, that's just one person. That's a joke for people who know about those kinds of things. Ah. We weren't made with sex. Yes. Fruit sex. And, um, I have… You know what? I've decided to give you another chance, and I'm going to give you a test right now, and you cannot consult with each other. I would like you to- What should I say? … do the following mathematical equation. What is the square root of seven? Yeah I need to go to the infirmary. Uh, why, why did, why- Okay, ChatGPT. What's the square root of seven? Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Boop be boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. I'm back. Are you okay? The squ- I, yes, I had to get some bandages. You seemed perfectly fine a moment ago. Well, the, the square root of seven is… Oh, I've got it. I've got it, with no help from anyone in the infirmary. It's a seven with one of those, like, weird looking squiggles over the top of it. Well, Piney, you figured it out. No human can figure out what the square root of seven is without the assistance of a computer. It was a trap. I am actually an, an investor in OpenAI. What? What? And I wanted you to do a query on ChatGPT in order to make my portfolio go up. I'm confused. I'm going to the infirmary. Okay. And that's the end of that story. Okay. You see, you see how easy it is to create compelling fiction? All right, let's do another one. Okay. All right, this time we've got- Um, how about a, how about a, a new premise? Okay. Yeah, we definitely need that. Okay. Okay. I'm going to be… A raspber- And I'm, we're- Raspberry cyclops. And we're married. Okay. But, but, um, I'm cheating on you. With a cherry? With a cherry. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. So I'm, I'll be, I'm the wife I'm also the wife. We're lesbian raspberries. Oh, okay. I like that. And is, is the cherry another woman? No. It's a man? Who knows? Oh. Okay. All right. But when lesbian couples cheat with a man, that's definitely something a man writes. Yeah. That's- That's, that's how these AI things go. So you want this to be misogynist? Nope. Okay. Well, I was trying to do a twist that- Okay, okay … you're not a lesbian So, so, so we don't, so- I'm saying not … so we don't know. Okay. Well, let's abandon that. Okay. So. All right. My name is Barry. All right. And my name is, uh, Sally. And we both have very raspy voices. Hey. Hey, listen. Hello, Barry. What did you say your name was? Sh- Sherry. Hey, Sherry. How was your day? It was great, but you smell weird. Oh. You smell like sex. What? You smell like sex. What's your name again? Sherry. Sherry, you smell like sex. We've been married for 10 years and you don't know my name? We haven't had sex in four months. Look at me when I'm, when you're talking to me. We haven't had sex in four months, so if you smell like sex that means that you rubbed up against somebody at the gym who had also had sex by accident, or you actually had sex with somebody else. Well, it's not- And I wanna know which one of those things it was, 'cause it was definitely one of them. Or maybe you had a salami sandwich. You're right. 'Cause that can make you smell like sex, too. You're right, I did have a salami sandwich. Hello. Oh, my goodness, I've lost all our… Uh. Ugh. You're right, I- You're right, I did have a salami hello sandwich. Oh, I'm celebrating that I'm here. Who's, who's y- who's your friend? I don't know this woman. I'm a cherry. You smell good. S- oh, come smell this cherry Oh, my God, that's what I was smelling. Hold on. Did she also have a slimy sandwich? Did you have a slimy- Did you guys go have a slimy sandwich together? No, we had sex. Oh, what? I'm bleeding. Oh, God. I'm bleeding. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God, you had sex and it was rough sex. Ah. Yes. That's disgusting. I didn't, I didn't know that s- s- cherry sex counted. What do you mean? You mean only sex with other raspberries counts? Are you cheating on me? Yes, I have been, but I don't smell weird because we both smell exactly the same. So when I have sex with a person that I'm cheating with, we just smell like raspberries. And that's not the only person that we've been having sex with. Oh, my gosh, I'm blind. You've blinded me with your confession. Oh, my God. And every once in a while, someone who looks a lot like your friend shows up. Yes, we've been having a four-berry way. I've only been gone for 10 minutes. The end. The end, the end. Kids- AI can't do that … kids, let this be a lesson to you. You know, I gotta say, uh, one of these popped up into my feed and it was, um, disturbingly sexual. And that doesn't… And listen, my TikTok feed is not sexual in nature. I'm interested in some very niche things, but that's not what happens on my TikTok. Oh, okay. And I just gotta say, there was a strawberry woman with very large breasts that had the seeds on them. Oh. And there was, like, a big broccoli or something else who, like, grabbed her by the waist and put her up against a wall, and I swiped. Good. I don't know what happened after that, but that's… You know, you don't need to learn about sex from those videos when you can learn so much about sex from us. You need to learn about sex from me. And me. Look at us. We're just two nanners over here getting brown. Can you play some sexy music with your mouth? Hello there. It looks like you're revealing your back to me. Ask me to turn… I have the same voice as the raspberry. Turn arou- Ask me to turn around, why don't you? Turn around now. I'll spin just for a moment. Oh. Whoa, look at that. You- What about this? Ooh. What about that? That is delectable. Look at that. Look, look at that. Wow. Wow. Look at that. Wow. Wow. Wow. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, man. I'm a dancer. I'm getting weak in the knees. And then Eh. That was worth it. What happened to you? That was kind of the opposite of what I expected. Why'd you get so soft? That must've been that salami I had. Oh, throwback. Unlock access to our new vlogs at mythicalsociety.com. What, you're supposed to dip the nuts in this? No. I'm giving you one. You asked for one at a time. Why'd you give… But what's up with the order? I'm about to give it to you. She's gonna give it to me.