Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: OKjNKwq0umM
Episode Number: 3130
Transcript
Can I guess the number that he's thinking of? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Don't write it, 'cause I can see it. W. You wrote W. Yeah. It's the first, it's the first letter in welcome. It's also how you spell one, the first number. The one- It looks like a lopsided boobie. What about- Lopsided boobie … what about, you're thinking about boobs, too? Who isn't? That's right. I know, right? One of those days. This was a game that we saw being played on TikTok, and it seemed like the perfect thing to do on a Good Mythical More. So we're each gonna think of a number, and we're going to paste it on the other guy's head, and then you have to ask yes or no questions about that number. Okay. Different scenarios. You'll see how it goes. And we're gonna say this has to be a, between one and 99. A one to two-digit number. Okay. Director Nick, can you kill the monitor? Sure can. All right, and then we're gonna write our numbers. And please just crack it. And we're gonna- … we're gonna put us, uh- And we're gonna make noise while we're writing this so you can't listen to the things being written and then, then come up with, like, what it is maybe. Uh, you can't do that, right? Noise, I love noise. Make a noise. Yeah. I'm gonna make some noise too Okay. How's that? I k- I've given you a, I've given you, like, a unibrow made out of a Post-it Note. I don't know how I did that. All right. Now, we're both a little sweaty, so if you feel it about to pop off, don't look at it. Does my number have, uh, any personal significance to me? No. Well, that's a missed opportunity. Uh Yep, put a, put a lid on that If I told you that we were going camping. Yeah. And I had brought this many eggs. How many days are we going camping? A, a weekend. A thr- a three-day weekend. Two nights, two nights at the campsite, and it's just me and you and our wives. Oh. Which we've never done before. We, and we never will. Never will. Because they would never go for that. Uh, they're not really the camping type. Just the four of us going camping? You know, when we- We, we, so we stayed in a cabin … this is, this is the thing. When we were all dating and getting engaged, I thought that kind of thing, camping, camping trips with the four of us would happen and- Yeah boy howdy, was I wrong. Yeah. I think it's a function of boy howdy, how much time we spend together. I've never, I think I've taken Jessie camping once and it was with the whole family, and I was like, "I'm not doing this again." Yeah. I did it once. If I brought this many eggs, would you be, would you be like Wow. Well, I guess we're gonna have a lot of eggs Would this be an excessive number of eggs to bring on a camping trip? Yes. For four people. Yeah. For four people, it was really two mornings, 'cause the third morning you're giving up and you're just eating a Pop-Tart and hitting the road So I think it's more than, 'cause you can get an 18-pack of do- of donuts. Of, uh, like a dozen and a half of eggs, which is probably what I would bring for two, two days and four people, uh, just to kind of put things in- So what are you concluding? I'm concluding that- It's greater than 18? … it's greater than 20. Okay. Um, if- But not way crazier because you had to think about it a little bit. If my num- hmm. If my number was minutes, um, would … It's, this is the number of minutes that I'm late for something, would you, not that I'm ever late for anything Never. Would you call me again? 'Cause you've been calling me. Or would you, would you call someone else? If I was late this amount of time and you didn't have my location on your phone Which I do because of how often you're late. Yeah. Would you call Christy out of concern? What is the th- what is the, what is the thing? Like, has something happened to him? No, no. What is the event? Um, it's an im- it's, it's, it's, uh, we're g- we're guesting on someone else's podcast Okay. Uh- As we do sometimes You know we gotta promote that Hot Mythical Holiday Special, you know? Hot Mythical Holiday Special? No, it's- Hot. It's, no, it's not hot. It's just the Mythical Holiday Special. We, it has nothing to do with… There's nothing hot about it. It's cool. Yeah. It's family-friendly. There's nothing hot or sexy. How many times do I have to tell you? This is not Good Mythical Evening. Well, let's just, I mean- You're not gonna get me inebriated. Sometimes we can't help but be sexy. Yeah, but I'm not gonna be hot in like a- If you were this- I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be drunk … if, if you were this, correct, if you were this many minutes late for something, I kinda feel like this is in the range of when I would begin thinking about trying to call somebody. Huh. But not a, it's not a guarantee. 'Cause within 10 minutes, don't call me at all. Don't, don't even look. That's a grace period is what I feel like. I mean, if it's under five minutes late, then that's on time. 15 min- if it's over 15 minutes and you're in a college class, you can leave the class if the professor's not there. But I'm not concerned about the- Most people don't know that. Is that a law? I think it's a law, yeah. It's a law. It's a college law. Uh, ch- check your state statutes, college student, but if your professor's not there after 15 minutes, you can leave. You can leave and still be counted as present? Well, yeah. So you, so you, so, so you, you got- So I, I actually think this is, this is over 30 minutes Okay If your daughter Lillie That is her started to date a person of this age Okay … would, would the fact that she was dating a person of this age cross your mind, be a topic of conversation between you and Christy, or would it just be like, "Yeah, this is normal." Oh, it's about to fall off. Uh, she's 23- You're having to think about that a little bit as of the recording. Um- Or were you having to think about how old she was? Yeah. Okay, good. Okay. 'Cause you were, your brain was turning. Yeah, yeah … and it, it was, "Err." But it was just on the, it was just on the easy thing. It was just on how old Lillie is. Uh, I think me and Christy would talk about it, but we wouldn't say anything about it So this person is in their early 30s. 'Cause that feels, that feels like, oh, he's in his 30s But you know how we like to talk You know. Would you talk about how old this person was? Not talk about the person in general. Of course you'd talk about the person your daughter was dating. I, I think Christy would bring it up and then I would put it away, say, "Don't worry about that." So where does that put you? Between 30 and 34. Okay. That's how I feel right now. Um, I'm thinking this is over 30, but I'm not confident, so I'm saying this is over 25 based on his last response. Um Uh, if I Um, 25, 25. So I need, I need to start dialing this in. Uh This is t- this is tough. I'm trying to think how do I dial this in at this point? Um I'm stumped. I think y'all- Give me a hint … are asking, like, really hard questions. I think you could do, like, a basic one. Oh. Example. Like, when we were this age. Okay. When we were this age, uh, what, what's, what's one of the first things that comes to your mind? I know it's not a yes or no question. I mean- It's more fun this way. I'll give you a non-yes or no question. Okay. The first thing that comes to mind when I was- This is a h- You know I need a hint … uh Mm-hmm. This is, this is tough for him now, which is- … good for me. Well, I, no, because- So we don't remember what we were doing … you can interpret the things I'm thinking about. I'm like, "Oh, he could also think this. He could also think that." Uh Independence. Independence. So it's, it's, it is younger. We, I mean, we might be at, like, 22 now. But then when you get out of college, you're what? Yeah, that's about… I mean, could be younger than that. All right, ask me a question. Independence Okay, uh Was this a good year for Jesus? Um, 'Cause there was one really bad year. Right, right, right. '33. Yeah. Um- And then every year since then has been pretty great- Uh- … 'cause he came back. Uh, I would say- And the first two years before that increasingly got harder. Um, I, I think I, I don't know exactly. I think at this point he was, he was, he was doing pretty good. Okay, so it's sub-33, and it's, since you don't know, which means it's before the r- his recorded period, which was, you know, depends on which Synoptic Gospel you refer to. It might be just a period of a year. It might be a period of three years, 'cause they- Okay believe it or not, they contradict. Um. There's gonna be a lot of this in the holiday special, by the way. Yeah. And, uh… Wow, so we're, we're talking like, we're talking… You, so you would have, you feel like you would, y- Christy would bring up the fact that a guy was 29 years old? That's interesting. Well, you know Christy. She's gonna bring stuff up But I said I, I immediately dismissed it. Wow, you wouldn't, she wouldn't bring it up if it was 28. 20… Is my number 29? How many guesses do you get? Well, apparently that one's not right. I, no, see, I think you're gonna g- you're gonna get your number the next time around, so I w- so I'm That, I, I, th- I, I, that's it. I, I did it. How- I said 29. And I was wrong. How many years have I been legally drinking? Zero. Zero? What? Is my number 20? No. 19. Is my number 28? 18. Is my number 30? No. Is my number 27? Yes. That's, uh, Christy wouldn't bring up somebody who's four years older than Lily. But I, w- we think of her as younger, and 27 seems pretty old. Oh, come on. I- That's posts from Loeb that believe- Dude, I think the answer to that question should've been no, this should not be an issue. Yeah. And then I would've never gone into it. I, her dating anyone that's not, like, within two years of her is still an issue for us. Why? She's not in high school anymore. I don't know. I just don't, I don't know, it makes me uncomfortable. Well, I should've taken into account the fact- You know … you're so weird. First daughter. And I was like, "Well, you know, four years difference, I know it doesn't matter when you're adults, but-" It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter at all, but I don't know. I, I just care a lot. I think you want- What's my number? 18? Hold on. Y- yes. You want somebody who's 27 because they're a little bit further along- Oh … in life, may- like, that's, that could be good. Maybe they're making that money. Yeah. Okay. All right. I really don't want her- 'Cause 27 is a great age … to marry another 23-year-old. Mm, I don't want that. Yeah. Okay, let's do this again. Yeah. I'm just sensitive. We gotta, we gotta be better. All right, so- Um You're really gonna… You really… Are you l- did you see the number on that round? Okay. And then I'm gonna do the fold under here 'cause your forehead is- Okay. Close your eyes … eyes closed If I, if I had this many, um When we were kids, if I had this many cars in my, like Matchbox cars in my collection, would, would you be impressed? Uh, come over to my house- I mean- … second grade. You'd be impressed? Maybe I would say, I mean, a child being impressed is pretty easy to do. Y- I don't think you got impressed that much. That, that don't impress me much. Yeah. Shout out Sonaya. Uh, this is an impr- it's an impressive collection, but it's not like, I don't think it's tell someone else about it level of impression. Okay. Then I think we're into the 30s, maybe 40s. Like, minimum 30 I think is what I'm, I think I'm above that If I told you that I had broken this many bones over the course of my life. Pfft. Like, if we met somebody who had, who had broken th- this many bones I'd be like, "What are you, what, are you a stunt man?" Yeah, right. Okay. Are you a stunt man? So it's Above 15, probably above 20. So that didn't help me too much. So it's 20 or, or above. I think I'm, I'm between, um, I'm between 20 and 45. I think that's where my number is. Um Um, when Jesus was this old… I'm gonna use your question. Okay. It's great. I think we should use it every time. Yeah, the Jesus question. You know? It's just like keep him at the center- Yes … of this conversation. Yep. How, how… What kind of year was this for Jesus? Excellent Excellent Yes Excellent Fully… Well, it depends on your theology Fully actualized? Depends on your theology All right, so he is risen. It's not, I know it's not Easter. You're supposed to say, "He is risen indeed," if we're going real religious We're religious We're religious. So you're, this is, this is like post-33. Right, so now I'm at, mm-hmm All right. All right. All right If I had gotten a really good deal on Tires. Mm-hmm. Tires And they were like, "You gotta buy this many." "You gotta buy this many." What are you, a stunt man? You gotta buy this many tires. That's crazy. Is it ridiculous? It's absolutely crazy. Well, okay, what if it's lifetime supply for all four of my family members? That's four cars, four tires changed every … How long do tires last? Five years? Uh, I mean, I'm doing the division here. Uh, okay, so divided by four gives me how many vehicles. Uh, I think, I think you might be in a, uh, good lifetime place. Because you would need four tires times four is 16. 16 every five years. So I mean, we're talking like 16 times four which is Higher than the number on your forehead. 64. Um When I was this age Well, hold on. Yeah. Did, did I… Am I starting to talk about maybe, um Midlife crisis Bingo lingo Okay, okay. All right, all right. Mm. So we're definitely 40s Uh, all right. Between f- I'm between 40 and 45 I think I'm about to guess Okay. So I mean, I'm trying to, trying to kinda… I, I have, I'm having trouble. I'm asking bad questions, so I'm not able to get it. I'm gonna have to ask a Jesus question I wouldn't. Okay. Okay, good, good, good, good. Um 'Cause so far it's like, yeah, that would be a lot of tires. That would be a lot of broken bones. I gotta, I gotta put some- Yeah … downward pressure on it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what makes this tough, I think. All right We're going out to a concert. This is the forecast for this many degrees. Okay. Not you, 'cause you wear a jacket when it's 70 degrees. Would I be wearing A beanie. Something to cover my ears if this was the temperature for a outdoor concert. Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit. No. Ooh. Um- Ooh … if you saw this number on a- People seem to be split on this based on reaction If I wore this number as my basketball jersey, would you be like, "Oh, that's a good number." No. All right. So it's- What if Jesus wore that as his basketball number? So it's not an odd number. I'm ready to guess. I'm ready to guess. I thought it was, I was gonna guess f- y- you, you have to… Are you gonna guess or you gonna ask a question? I gotta ask another question because now I just know- Yeah, I'm ready to guess that I wouldn't wear a beanie? What coast are you on? Like- Here … West Coast? Here. Okay. Yeah, here. I think you would, but- He, he, he does- See, they, they, they all think that- He's not, he's not looking for a reason to wear a beanie. I don't think. Are you sure? Yeah. So- Your ears aren't gonna be cold, is that- Based on the way that you guys are talking about this, you're in the 50s. We're in the 50s, because it's just, this is, it is a controversial place, 'cause I'm not gonna be wearing a, a beanie unless it gets to be 49. So I think we're in the 50s. Now, okay, all right. If I was this many years old, do I get the senior discount at Mickey D's? Which is 55. Then no. Thank you for making that easy. All right, I'm gonna guess, my guess was 41, but I don't like seeing that on a jersey. My guess is either 42 or 44, or 40 I'm gonna go with 44. Wrong. Now I have one more question and a guess. I don't know who went first, but I'll do that If we were playing cards And somebody was like, "Hold on, something's fishy about this deck," and they counted the cards, would they be like, "Nope, it's the right amount of cards"? They would not say that, no. So now I get another guess. Hold on, I get a guess now. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. My guess is 40. Wrong. Ah. My guess is 53. My guess is 44. My guess is 51. Did I already guess 44? Yeah. Shoot. My guess is 51. You got it right, but my guess is 42. No, your, yours is 41. 41 is not a good number on a jersey. Yeah, you said, "Is this a good number on a jersey?" And I said, "Nope," and then you completely misinterpreted it. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah . Crap. 51. All right, that was t- that was hard. But fun. I love games like that. I could play them all day. Trick or treat yourself with the new Mythical Halloween collection, now at mythical.com.