
it’s kind of kind of suffocating in here well you know what you don’t fit it would have thought what’s up with my head having to go in everything wowser you like that all aboard anything for you right heads and pumpkins oh man I know I really thought we almost decided that you were gonna have to do two of these pumpkins because we were to make up that you know to make it a consultation be difficult but you had to get the first two in like 15 seconds I was barely even in my hair before you had one done I was barely even in my hair oh man wow I am so accomplished I like a good jack-o’-lantern you can get a good grip on put your head in there and see what it’s like no you know pumpkin seeds say he’s really good my mom used to toast him did we keep these pumpkin seeds good way to keep the pumpkin seeds um I mean she would take him and she would put him on a big baking dish and she would put butter on and then she would toast them I was so good he might a mine just completely out of left field er yeah I’ve had it I’ve had it I’ve had it roasted is is anyone gonna be us for Halloween this year I think we’re gonna maybe get some because you know um my kids in and brain so my what they were going to be at one point Lincoln was considering being me which I thought that was so sweet flattering sad and what why would he have done that no glasses chart wit what are you laughing are you listening I think they could sell out a wig for you well actually they could get the thelma wig from from scooby-doo and you would it would be able to be a little thing I am really hurtin but I mean my hands been in a bunch of stuff that’s the only reason my hair looks like this but I don’t know man I I kind of feel like I discouraged him from doing it if that’s what you’re you don’t have to dance around it no I I don’t think you should be me that’s good I’m just saying getting it I don’t know if he should be you man is that but maybe we should sell something then we should set a sell wig we could just now we’re on dangerous territory when you say things like well we could because some people might think we’re serious but we could rebrand the Thelma wig for you in the glasses and then for me we could get like a guille wig and then light up she’s somebody cool for you and yeah yeah and then like a bodysuit with ABS because of my ABS what about just get a dork costume for you huh go to Party City and just go to the door section you know what let me tell you okay this right here who’s wearing an actual jacket Lantern I’ve never seen somebody do that as a helming costume maybe because it’s so perishable heavy no but if you were real I mean my neck is I’m gonna need to go into some sort of traction I mean it hurts you know I was doing some stretches ahead of time no but you wear you wear a little support thing that goes around your belt there’s like rods that come up and this holds the pumpkin up the Headless Horseman that’s what his head was right yeah but you don’t see very many people go like that you see people put candy in these things you know you don’t see that a lot anymore though when I was a kid you had a little jack-o’-lantern a little round thing to put candy in these days you just get like a JC Penney’s bag well you know in this state they charge for bags so you you should keep holt oh and this day all that all the kids are gonna have like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods recyclable bags you know they’re gonna have like freezer safe you know cool little cooler bags from mommy let’s talk more about them charging for bags for like next ten minutes okay let’s just go off on their tans you hear they’re charging for charging for bags I mean if you want bags at the store you have to pay for yeah that’s the way it should be man we should legislate that across the whole nation you got a problem with it was I saying I had a problem with it no but you said it like kind of upset about it no it’s just same fun fact people in other parts of the world they don’t they don’t experience what we do in California do you request paper or plastic when given a choice I’ll bring my own bag Californian when you forget what I fire-brigade it out of there man I don’t use a bag really uh paper because the plastic gets caught on dolphins noses that’s true that’s why I don’t get it that’s why I don’t use it but Platt the paper they just no you didn’t just they get caught on it bend it it’s just a big leak it dissolves up like what is this bag yeah you know what if it stays if I keep moving fast enough it I’ll break through it well you know another fun fact dolphins they’re smarter than humans build nests out of grocery bags there’s so many at a certain part of where they live and they build nests out of them they weave it they weave them you know baby yes they weave them I believe like cross stitch I don’t believe that but I do believe that dolphins are smarter than people I just I don’t think that they have the capacity to communicate I think they’re communicating very very they’re smarter than us in every way except to talk no they talk very in very complex language only dolphins can understand I don’t understand it and they don’t have like hands and legs to like come out of the water and like draw something in the exam to be late we’re smarter than you you know you’re right so what does this mean it means that dolphins are like humans trapped in a dolphins body yeah and they’re fully capable of what building a nest out of plastic bags nope paper bags plastic bags their nose gets caught in them and they can do nothing about it they die they’re dying left and right it’s because their friends are too short they’re smarter that their noses are so long we’re smart enough of know why they’re going in so much trouble for talking about dolphins like me I believe in I believe in the dolphins I loved office men are smarter than people
