that’s kid right you didn’t break my record edition that’s quite a button give me five on that all right obviously my arm isn’t hurt that bad because I didn’t squeal in pain like a pig when you did that so here’s what happened um did I touch your arm no I’m just saying the jolting of that if it was not the row broken that would have hurt there’s a you can see some juice eking through this thing I’m not going to show you but uh I slept in one of these last night it’s not on there real good just as a non-qualified medical opinion okay I can see the whole thing through the side well because it’s like it’s just like it’s resting on your head that’s because it is yeah it’s stuck to the hair which is suspended above the skin you’re supposed to shave it all around the wound well Lily didn’t do that Lily doctored all this so don’t be too you know Lily loves to put bandages on that I should have had a daughter there’s nothing under here actually there is no wound she like just a game where you wake up in the morning and should I be making breakfast everybody she doctors everybody teaches all the rest of the kids she made ping my kids just calls troubles I’m in break things she’s for hire so come on so um no this is real um and by that I don’t mean the country get it is real yeah it is really country right I didn’t screw that one up no I don’t know I wasn’t making a political joke I was just saying I don’t know geography well well don’t eat that well forget I’m sorry I didn’t mean I didn’t mean anything by it I’m injured for goodness sakes um you know the lesson is when going mountain biking cuz this is a bike injury oh you again yeah did you go down the hills you really have to take into account daylight savings time so I I fell asleep and then I woke on your bike no and I was like I’m gonna wake up and I was going to go biking and so then I like ran out the door and I forgot my glasses and I have my sunglasses in the car but by the time I get out there to the trail this is by yourself by myself estimate um it’s getting dark and I can’t I take my sunglasses off which are prescription sunglasses I don’t have any other glasses so I’m riding my bike I’d gotten all the way up to the like it was like a valley path that’s slowly going up but then there’s some some parts where it gets more steep then I have to turn around come back down it’s basically all kind of downhill I can I can really give it some gusto balls-to-the-wall yeah that’s your motto and ping-pong balls to the wall so I’m coming back down and I don’t have any prescription glasses on at all and it’s getting dark and there’s a fork in the path and one goes down and the other one goes shoot like up on this embankment that’s just dirt and I have a lot of speed in some way I’m gonna you know I just wish I was I’m gonna go right in the middle no I went to the right and I go up this embankment and I hit it really hard and the bike stops but I don’t so I go over the bike on the right and just like headfirst and my I landed here on this and then my the whole right side of my leg is also scraped up if you want to want to take a look at that you need some kind of suit you need like larvae like look at that it’s sideways and then I’m some laying there face-first in the dirt and only for like a split second it’s like boom I hit the ground is it getting dark and I guess yeah it’s getting dark I mean I could not see where where the wizard supposed to go I should have been going a lot slower but when I hit the ground I mean this thing was violent you would have just been laughing your head off you go to seen it but I immediately get up you know how it is OGD may see me dust it off so I get out really quick and I get back on the bike busted front tire I had just nailed that thing so here I am pushing my bike out and I’m looking I’m like bleeding here and look at this finger I got that on that finger oh just a little a little thing right there I don’t even know if you can tell fingers I see it something went under the give my little my ring finger there I watch and I’m pushing the bike out of it pushing my bike out and then Alberto comes up behind me the Ranger nope just a runner okay he he introduced himself as Albert he said my name is Alberto but people don’t know how to say that so you can call me Albert that’s what he said we’re just al and I’m so I’m I have to walk out for I mean it’s like a mile and a half to walk out of this thing this is me at a deal you know Berto are walking out and it’s like man are you hurt like yeah well I’m yeah a little bit and but I noticed at some point the trail would get narrow and I would I would go in front of Alberto and like kind of start trotting and push my bike and then other times people would come up behind us who were jogging or on a bike and we’d have to get out of the way and it was a pretty dark at this point there were runners with like flashlights I didn’t know he could do that headlamps and every time that I would kind of trot ahead– I noticed that I can see when I look back at Alberto that he thought I was running away from him how do you know that I could just tell by the look in his eyes he just looked like I’m not be I’m not gonna hurt you man he thought I was trying to get away for like I was afraid of it because he did you Randy because he didn’t catch up and then I would slow down and I would be like so what are you where do you work what do you do for I’d like to talk to you right Iowa I felt like I needed to compensate for running away from him by then sparking more conversation with him and like it’s okay you can catch up with me man I’m not I’m not afraid of you okay well I felt bad I do you know you win this you’re not going back not in the dark not without my glasses not alone Alberto I he could have been an angel you know that I’m just now realizing that probably was with it with any one earbud you want to do to run away from the Angels listen to like iPods and stuff in these days they do yeah because if they don’t it’s weird they just wear white robes do you want to see it they don’t they don’t blend in as well um I do not want to see it nope you