I got him bribing an officer ticket I knew you were gonna do that that’s why I did that yeah yeah like I wanted to pawn you in improv exa I’m honed you man yeah I totally won remember these man let’s look at our strengths you did you get were you guys afraid for my sanity for a second did you think it was one of those it was one of those you didn’t know how to react okay you know here’s a good game so you know how on an atlas here’s a good game uh it says miles between cities and you take the cities and you can you can tell I want you to guess miles between cities from your home state because he lost it now you want to feel like a winner no because you can now you want to ask me the questions I’ll answer them it’s just fun my is this kind of thing my dad would do want to drive me on the road I was looking manatee no all right I I distinctly remember driving down the road we’ll do this rap but I do want to reminisce is like I remember driving down the interstate and you would say my daddy’s to play this game with me guess how far it is for that bridge remember you used to do that all the time yeah you count because your dad would do that because the mile markers would tell you how far I will give you let’s play that game I will give you guess how far it isn’t that camera I’m going to ask you five cities five different distances if you can give me the exact number I would give you $100 right here out of my pocket Wow the exact mileage like – yeah so what – what degree of significance 20 there’s 50 there’s another 450 right here what you’re fixing to see what you doing all right were you doing all this cash birthday money from my mom okay your birthday was in October yeah I don’t spin it I just keep it in my wallet okay don’t get too attached to it I’m gonna give you five and you have to get the exact mileage on all five no on one okay okay how far is it from winston-salem to Asheville to the nearest mile yes there’s no points it’s just the mileage uh 94 miles nope 144 144 how far is it from Raleigh to Roanoke Rapids never been there 67 that’s longer than that 86 I’m under estimating all these I got to bump it up by a percentage how far is it from Greensboro Greensboro to outer Greensboro to Elizabeth City Elizabeth cities at the beach Greensboro to the beach 171 miles 241 miles man I’m I’m under man I’m do I’m doing this in metric that’s my problem oh really I’ll go back and translate how far is it from Greenville been there to Rockingham hmm been there and did some to some race view in there great because a lot of people make that Trek by the way Greenville to Rockingham yeah I’d say that it take I can do in three hours flat but Oh is this this isn’t as the crow flies that’s my problem I’ve been giving you as the crow flies this is by roads right ah okay well I mean I’m a builder hmm probably take me we really want 200 on three and a half hours 180 200 and I’ve always been unrest 200 292 baby 174 okay and last one do one from Buies Creek okay I’m doing one this is risky I’m putting a lot on the line okay how far is it from Raleigh to Durham Oh Raleigh to Durham I mean I’m giving you every opportunity to take this $100 and do whatever you want to spinning spree how I’m getting I’m getting a phone call dug up on your phone you can’t be going on your Google Maps you can do that um Broly to Durham okay I should have done this um the center of Raleigh to Center at Durham you get it that’s why I’ve been going too short to um y’all fire today just say the first number that comes to your mind you got to be right 38 miles 27 man oh so 38 miles I knew was in the 20s but I would and I knew it was in the twenties I would have never said 27 but alright I’ll get you your hundred later on alright you want me to guess some stuff thanks for taking the wind out of my sails I could have gone victorious into good mythical more yet you had to play a game that I couldn’t win dude you couldn’t lose either whose Atlas is this by is this yours it was yours that’s a really old wait where was this this is it wasn’t the back of my purse trunk of my car meet all my tools is this like the wipe your butt with in the apocalypse or something why would you keep no you need a real what’s Google Maps goes down how the heck you’re gonna get around man good point an atlas is very important I don’t have one should I like to know that you’d like you want to keep paper around the apocalypse to wipe your butt what is this one but with what’s this stupid squiggly lines man for the Ibaka I may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever said yeah glad it wasn’t caught on camera yeah