GMMore 344: The 6 Weirdest Christmas Traditions on Earth – Good Mythical Morning

it always goes to kids killing me you really want to kill me yeah cuz I was talk about killing cats and stuff too I mean killing uh uh kids bludgeoning kids with brooms I just figured I keep that going like you need a punching bag I need something to take it out take it out on besides you oh oh you’re just an animal lover that’s your problem Stevie well I’m thinking about doing that poop blog at my house it’s like a cornucopia my kids would love mix with uh fecal references I mean why why why not how do you get it a poop out you hit it with a stick until it poops out the goodies like toys and everything I mean it’s that’s like the Santa Claus experience in Spain as far as I can tell I mean you guys tell me if you’re ever tidal thing so you don’t put a remote control car in there Catalonia Spain or like a ps4 hockety oh you don’t want to poop out a ps4 here’s a here’s one more that I didn’t get to you want to hear about this one sure one last one let’s see where’s my notes here d’marie Luud is a welch midwinter tradition translated as the gray meri basically this is kind of a it’s like a trick-or-treating door-to-door caroling scenario but instead of being all friendly you’re wearing a horse skull that’s it you wear a horse skull on your over your face or like well on a stick and then you drape a horsehair blanket around you and you can open the mouth of the horse and as you’re going down the street singing houses they’re supposed to give you food and drink you can even go to bars and they might give you a pint it says right there you make the horse don’t Romano’s horses skeletal mouth bite people you meet in the street and then when when you do that they’re supposed to give you yeah yeah Olivia make sense food Andrew never horse bites me I give it some cake um and then there’s a whole party of people that kind of follow this thing around this is a good one it’s interesting how many of these are so creepy you know that’s just not what we’ve done here in America to Christmas we’ve made it all jolly like I said you know go what if you go to the mall and there’s like a horse head by the horse heads biting people yeah and logs pooping out stuff going into kirklands remember kirklands get your horse head it Michaels Michaels aren’t typically in the mall brother and strip malls well that’s right right is that what we’re talking about now strip mall you

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