GMMore 349: Why is Santa Fat? – Good Mythical More

yeah this is exquisite I mean if I weren’t me and I didn’t have this I’d want this I’d want to put cereal on it if we had to we were approached right now by post okay locked and they said hey guys great idea we’d love to sell cereal under the good mythical morning brand what would it be like the flakes three Brandt just affliction there just this read just pouring out of one right into the other seriously if you had a design that’s a black market thing we would do it out of a van design we don’t know flow grassman design a cereal from scratch because the interesting thing is that you know it can be grown at cereal all the time cockatrice turds so it’s chocolate oops well chocolate you have to interpret it in a cereal way I don’t thank you because bird crap isn’t mythical creatures it could be we could take the all the mythical marshmallows from Lucky Charms mix them with frosted flakes and resell that mmm the unmarked mellowed part of Lucky Charms is horrible I’ve ever tasted it I never actually tasted it nope it’s tasteless cereal but if you put marshmallows with fries the frosted flakes parents wouldn’t let their kids get that and every tenth box would just be honey nut cheerios Oh does he carefully crafted : clearing : clear cornflakes so it’s gotta be cornflakes it’s already on here oh now with extra mythical marshmallows he’s already been invented we didn’t even know it yeah Kendrick did all that it’s coming and it’s got a you can make your own mythical wheel on the back that’s what the back is crazy and you fill in your own stuff that is what we didn’t even see that right iam in the ad when she oh you people are participating but we had we had to morph it a little bit it’s not it’s not a perfect circle the end of morning but you never hold it stuff you never hold it straight you hold like this and they can’t tell ya then when they try to make it it’s like the mythical oval oval fill-in your own good mythical morning topics cut out the good mythical morning wheel pieces assemble your good mythical morning wheel and get mythical let’s talk about that breakfast table edition tangy smart in it LaSalle it man I won’t come holding clear I don’t want to give this away and let’s not give it away as a bad idea I give it away can we not give this away you

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