dang it we get up dude you brookson I didn’t break anything y’all crazy man it made a noise but it didn’t break looks bad no no just chill out a second chill out it’s gonna be okay but I think you broke something don’t have to don’t don’t be offensive or defensive oh goodness custom made desk here perfect height perfect width exactly what we need ever since the mythical show ladies and gentlemen you just witnessed one maybe break it just move to move the board a little bit and break move it broke it with me stand what it what is that right there to that that’s what oh it’s came out of me just came out of my mouth and I mean you’ve got a sickness I’m not drinking after you I’ve got a little bit of a sickness – hey I got it just let me read this to you okay I think it’s better if I just present this to you because this is a but this is a fanfiction about you okay I have nothing to do with this dear rattling I’m delighted to say that I have finished reviewing the attached first two chapters of the Dreamwalker that was my nickname in high school it is about I attend college in Cookeville Tennessee where I study English and have a concentration in writing my occupational choice is kind of ironic because I used to hate to read when I was younger sending you my work is something I would not normally chance but I came to a resolution if I never put my work out there I will never go anywhere why not start now Brittany okay so Brittany has made I I don’t I don’t think she would characterize it turning felony first of all I mean I can’t I I will read over your shoulder but I mean you don’t want me to read it but you just call her Britney this do you know it kind of looked like Britney to me but now it doesn’t it looks totally like Bethany sorry okay I call this a fanfiction and it might have been loose with my terms I’m gonna I’m just going to read chapter 2 only like tada only read a little bit of this ahead of time so I don’t know what we’re stepping into here I just know it it has something to do with a dream okay you want me to act it out no I just want you to react to it with facial expressions I have no clue where this is going so I’m saying I’m sorry I mean if you want to read some of it you can this is my first expression um do you know that feeling you get and you feel like you’re falling off of a building or something not long after I fell asleep this feeling consumed me usually you wake up in a panic I think this is you talking yeah that’s what I’m doing my faces usually wake up in a pan and get to realize that it’s not real this time I did not have that luxury I kept falling panic was rapidly surging through my body as I fell into oblivion of blackness what was going to be at the bottom was there even a bottom to get to the black abyss started to sin to white I thought I was dying all I remember thinking was that I was not ready to go yet in my dreams my thoughts are extremely vivid see this is a dream I don’t want to keep that just as I was on the verge of hysteria something pushed me over the edge big letters appeared in the whiteness yep this is the end for you I felt I writing I felt like I was in some foundation of an infinite torture all of a sudden everything stopped I did not feel like something was sucking me into oblivion and there was absolutely no noise I looked around in the burning intensity of the whiteness JK see yep this is the MV JK just kidding yeah I’m a little lost myself but uh I think it’s my fault not hers are you starting with chapter 2 maybe that’s appointment chapter 1 was not as it was not the dream of something else the prologue the area that I was in began to crumble and I was pulled through a portal or what I believed to be a portal I saw a body of water awaiting me as I dropped oh man I don’t swim very well of course this would happen instead of dropping into a tirade of waves I smacked right into solid ground with a thud day I examine my surroundings before I even thought of getting up I knew that my back would probably prevent me from getting up with ease so I laid there until I could get an estimate of my pain scale nothing happened I pulled together the gall to pull myself up from the oceanic solidity beneath me I braced myself for that awful radiating pain to hit me nothing what I had no pain at all right couch is making noises I had no pain at all except for my infinite confusions in confusion I had I’ve had some pretty strange reason my time but I have never had anything like this the sky was a rich purple hue the ocean was apparently solid the air had a peculiar smell it smelled a lot like bacon wait am I really what bacon I took uneasy steps on the solid rock until I reached a patch of blue grass tied it wearily if the solid if the ocean was solid the grass had to be liquid but it looked pretty convincing I extended my foot to step on the grass stopped a small squeaky voice yelled stop I looked around taking it back who’s there who’s there down here I looked down and saw a little golden furred cat with huge green eyes staring at me so who are you I asked who are you completely disregarding that I was speaking to a cat mr. Fluffles he squeaked of course of course mr. Fluffles eyes turned blood-red as he grew into a huge mutant like cat on steroids what’s that supposed to mean Rhett what’s that supposed to mean Rhett he growled darkly and I’m lost I can feel my heart in my throat and it was desperate to make an escape into this freak show of a world uh nothing thing I stammered he sunk back into his normal size oh good he chimed in his small voice Oh your mind is controlling the size of the cat my mind is controlling the size of this cat now you don’t want to step on the grass until it turned red otherwise you’ll be drawn down into the trolls lair trust me you do not want to go down there it smells bad yeah oh thanks I managed thanks trying to take in everything the morphing cat was saying the grass turned red and he prompted me to follow him i tailed him hesitantly mr. Fluffles led me through a thick jungle made of bacon strips at least I found out where that fantastic aroma was coming from Fluffles Fluffles was babbling about something that I was losing interested I felt kind of hungry so I ventured over to one of the gargantuan bacon pillars just as I was about to take him by to the sultry specimen in front of me mr. Fluffles was on my head and digging his claws into my temple no he screeched I flailed him pain until I was able to pull him off of my head what is the big deal what’s the big deal mr. Flozell he crossed his little cat arms the bacon is not to be eaten until the reaping it is highly toxic until the exact day now put me down duly noted duly noted mr. what’s-his-name Fluffles Fluffles I sat him down on the red grass is golden fur bristled and anger at me for my apparent ignorant he pranced ahead of me as we exited the toxic bacon jungle I felt kind of bad for treating him like I did after a long duration of walking through a city where the buildings levitated at a 90-degree angle I decided to apologize listen mr. Hawthorne folks forgiven what what no more words we are reaching the king’s palace he whispers without dismissing me quickly I looked ahead and saw a large set of trees through them ropes were strung in a miraculous array the whole place looked like a brilliant Adventure Park I could feel the excitement overpowering just Knott’s Berry Farms linked and I always wanted a place like this yeah we’ve been talking about this row long time mr. Fluffles hopped onto my right shoulder you get to go through them Rhett I’m just along for the ride this path will lead you to the king awesome awesome I climbed the large oak ladder to the top of a scaffold where my first challenge awaited much more is there to this okay one more page it was something that appeared simple ziplining I grabbed the handles and hopped hope that my resilience would help me survive this mr. Fluffles ducked his head down in the hood of my grey jacket as I reared back to run all at once I was flying through the trees as I passed them they began to carve a peculiar profile into their rich brown trunks it looked familiar but I could not place it I enjoyed the crisp air hitting me as I ran off a pure adrenaline through the course I got to the 12th and final platform all of the others had been invigorating zip lines but this one was different as this was a balanced obstacle there were no harness net or comfortable feeling to be had at balancing fear crept up my spine as I grabbed the only rope to hold on to mr. Fluffles shifted uncomfortably in my hood where he now lay I took in a deep breath it’s gonna be okay mr. Phil took my first he didn’t say that it’s gonna be okay mr. Bullen he didn’t say anything you just stay in my hood I took in my deep breath and took my first shaking step onto the maple leaf shaped pedestal this isn’t so bad this isn’t so bad I made my way to the second step right mr. Fluffles third fourth fifth sick falling falling Oh safe Oh sixth step Indian platform mr. Fluffles hopped out of my hood with such vigor that he bounced when he landed congratulations red you made it all the way to the king’s palace go in and speak with him he was insistent that he meets you by the way do I sound like Mickey Mouse yeah I added that I patted mr. Fluffles head and opened the large oak doors the place looked like a giant tree house the interior looked like a cabin in the mountains it’s like that reality show hues of orange green red and brown danced on to the room it felt like home to me fill slip mysteriously like I walked up the spiral staircase and appeared to be made of maple wood a set of rose tinted doors stood before me I didn’t know how to enter a King’s room so I knocked Shh hunter boomed a voice what’s in my eyes fell upon an empty room except for an occupied thrown on it was a man with piercing blue eyes dark hair and an iPhone he was to be continued ha ha ha ha sounds like me sounds like me on the throne I’m the king that’s what I’m hoping for and not what you guys were thinking yep mm-hmm you’re seeing blue eyes dark hair in an iPhone that’s me right well then zag glasses hmm yeah you don’t have glasses in the dream world it’s not me unless he hasn’t written written it yet all right that was that was a fun adventure yeah kind of scary adrenaline I’m gonna body odor I’m gonna dream about that tonight body odor you