GMMore 378: 5 Things Never to Say or Do in Russia

oh you should come over that I hit my elbow on the thing and I was like I’m gonna make up a joke about my elbow it’s supposed to be bad I said it was supposed to be bad right tells a stupid joke can’t stop but you know we go it seems like a joke that like my kids become a kid your kids would tell you from a book or something what did the elbow say to the pasta we’re both pasta not bad oh gosh give me some things to never do it residue of side a what I was just doing in Russia they love the henna when I was in Russia you get shot doing that okay don’t leave your shoes on in someone’s home so you may have heard that this is something that you do in Asian countries I did learn you tagged shoes up but in Russia they’re the the floors are often covered with very expensive rugs that not like American carpeting that is easily clean that’s what the facts say so anyway people routinely take their Street shoes off when they enter somebody’s home so you should always do that no matter how bad your tell knows your toe tails tail nose your tail knows what is wrong with me speaking Russian again oh gosh do you neither one of us require people to take off their shoes oh because I like them too how hardwood floors man how our floors right here here’s your savior Don maybe you don’t got a Swiffer later I listen I don’t like to interact with people with the shoes off I hate that young man leaving don’t leave your shoes on because it pisses me off wait when you when you have your somebody walks my house in the socks and yeah yeah you get your socks on it’s like what you think you live here and what kind of deal is this is it you want to be nice bit of the night family no you’re gonna leave when I say Italy lumber party and you better leave quick or you you better have your shoes on uh-huh and what if there’s a fire you know you slip all around the floor we’re both pasta don’t under dress Russians dress up on more occasions than Americans do even for a casual walk a Russian woman will sometimes put on heels and a dress for a casual walk and then usually wear a folk Whaley’s fact I I just I’m still I’m smelling this stereotypical stink here there’s there’s fans of ours and Russia’s like that was in the 90s where’d you get these facts Jason you made a lot Russia calm yeah okay keep going you know those Russians like to dress up for stuff no welcome to Russia calm where you learn things about Russians like the women love to dress up in heels and dresses in order for cat this sounds like you speak like a tourism thing to get my men to come over hey when the ladies walk around they’re in heels and in short skirts just for casual walk but it’s called lots of layers tops that’s how that’s what under dress you shouldn’t let a woman carry something heavy in Russia I mean it this is this is this is a little bit of a traditional viewpoint here that holds true in a lot of places but Russians believe that it is rude to let a woman carry something a man managed to pick that up and carry it I mean look at this girl she’s in her skirt and heels I mean she she’s just out for a casual walk I can’t get her to carry anything yeah I love when women carry heavy things that’s just me personally it’s just sexy Wow don’t overlook the elderly on public transportation now this is something that I personally subscribe to when when I’m on the public transportation which is not often and I see an elderly person who’s standing up and I’m sitting down I’ll always offer them the seat but in Russia this is like everybody does it you know let let that elderly people sit down and enjoy but they need to be not holding something heavy right and if it’s a woman holding something heavy you take it from her then you let her sit down and then you take your heels off here she comes into your house don’t burp in public bodily functions are considered extremely impolite in public as opposed to like there’s some East Asian cultures where it is popular to burp yeah it’s polite this bar to make lots of bodily noises while you’re eating and burping in fact a burp can be a sign of contentment in in some Asian cultures but in Russia the burp is a no-no mmm and I would say in America it’s a no-no but no one’s gonna like give you a ticket or find you or something like that I’m not saying that happens in Russia but you actually see we know nothing about Russia our Russian fans are going to you know what just correct us we you know tell us where we were wrong tell us if this is just all very stereotypical nonsense from Russia calm

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