GMMore 380: Rhett’s Amazing Valentine’s Day Gift for His Wife

it’s weird can you bring your chair back I want to be able to see the guitar cuz it’s just weird because it’s so awesome you’re like it just looks like you boy oh you put a chair up sit down oh man detect it Oh check it out – keep digging really yeah it’s amazing you’re supposed to tell what you were doing for your wife for Valentine’s Day that’s what that’s what you told everyone yesterday and good mythical more to what I’m gonna do I got my wife a surprise when she opens up her glove concern for what I got my wife a surprise a little bit more this yeah I got my wife hmm I got my wife a surprise I got her an artillery cable so she can listen to music in her car she’s been asking for this for years so I finally said yes I’ll do it I’ll do it when you’re out of town she’s gonna be thrilled you just wait and see when I give it to her she’s gonna say is that an auxilary okay is that an auxiliary cable that you installed okay tom morello that’s enough buddy okay Wow I don’t I don’t want to spoil your fun but I think you’re having at the expense of everyone else listening wow I mean this this Tortuga effects guy I’m really happy I can’t really penny let him start he’s created a monster I really can’t play the letter guitarist and part of my thing but I’m gonna learn so yeah you’re telling me that you got your wife or a cord to connect to a radio and that’s that and you think that’s going to be the greatest Valentine’s ever dude you need to that’s not romantic man oh yeah we go out on board for a radio you know you’re really short-sighted here okay so my wife is really into music she she she thinks music is the spice of life and she thinks that listening to the right music while on the road is really it’s very important to her we got a car that doesn’t have an auxilary input or a Bluetooth connection we have an old car and so she can just play CDs and you know how it is you know what about CDs anymore so she’s always like we really need to get my radio thick so I can play his stuff on the iPod or the iPhone and I’m like yeah yeah we do and then I just never get around to it but recently when she went out of town I went to the stereo place and I said I want you to do the Bluetooth thing and the guy installed the Bluetooth thing you know I mean your microphone give me the mechanic no no yeah but then I got in the car and listen to it and I was like this is not acceptable it doesn’t sound good enough I went back and said doesn’t sound good man sounds low-quality you mean the speakers he sold you new speakers didn’t he no he didn’t somebody speakers why didn’t it sound good the Bluetooth connection what the well it’s not always good and so the the Honda you know add-on didn’t sound good so I said we got to redo it he took it out put the auxilary cave on there so now I have the auxiliary which is a little more troublesome but it sounds really good it’s rolled up inside our glove compartment and it’s kind of kind of janky man so no it’s gonna be awesome so then on Valentine’s Day I’m going to take her out in that car and I’m gonna have given her a card or whatever and we’re going out for that I’m gonna be like hey baby open the global glove box this is gonna sound cheesy to you but I’m gonna put a heart on to the edge of the word cable and then she’s gonna reach in there and she’s gonna pick this heart up and it’s gonna come out an eight inch cable trying to come out with it and you think she’s not gonna like that she’s gonna love that and then she’s gonna put it in her iPhone she’s gonna pick a track and we’re gonna play it so we go on her Valentine’s Day date and she’s gonna say my life has changed I don’t know she what she’s gonna do she’s gonna pull that thing it’s gonna be like there’s something stuck to the Valentine it she’s gonna rip that thing out on what you should do is don’t do this right now please I’m trying to help you listen listen man listen listen that’s good see you should make her a song and the first song you play through the chord I think it is what you’re looking for first song she placed through the court should be a love song written by you I can help you I get recorder you wanted to be my voice you’re not listening to me are you I’m getting ready for you to sing oh right now this is gonna be it okay keep going I’m getting a feel for it Oh Jessie you married to a complete idiot named wretch he put a cord in the glove box for you and he asked me to write you a song about how much he loves you how much he loves you he really just wanted a caught in this car for himself he’s selfish and he’s weird what’s not I think this is a fair no no that was that was something good was happening look nothing gets a disaster I couldn’t even write you a good song hey it’s like you go to your own world candy I’m gonna leave you to it

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