what are you what are you doing with the wheel I saw you take the wheel out Louise on about you come back no wheel it’s quite a hat gradual changes some gradual ations coffee King I’ll be your servant don’t change the subject get you whatever you want I got my coffee uniform on just to serve you what are you doing we’re talking about the wheel what you mean the wheel out there the wheel of coffee oh you’ll be bringing that back in sir listen the second worst tasting coffee went through the entrails of a cat totally makes sense forty-four dollars for this much of it it doesn’t really add up anybody else want to taste it I’m actually getting a headache from either drinking so much it’s add coffee it’s a car it’s drinking a lot of coffee without cream is what it’s doing it’s for me do you feel funny I feel real funny I feel so funny can you fill your face uh-huh the worst tasting by far is uh the third round here’s the funny thing to me which is the gas station right no the instant coffee is absolutely horrible which you thought was the best coffee and as you thought it was horrible no so we have the same reasoning this is the worst tasting coffee oh it must be instant oh it must be cat feces the reason that I said r1 was instant is because it had it was tasteless and I was like they must have mixed it wrong they didn’t put enough instant coffee in there but that was a gas station right so you thought the civet coffee was from a gas station now here’s the thing now that I know that this is some of the most expensive beverage you can partake in in the world I’m gonna I’m gonna appreciate it just think about the cat think about him he went you walk he walked around for a while he saw look at those coffee beans I love that was my favorite food let me eat them and then he ate them and how did you prepare this did you run it through like stinky paper Alex he does French bread fresh pressman unblemished I mean unblemished did you watch the French press before you did it think about it though think about the history Fresh Prince thanks 8 think about coffee and a French fresh print think about the history though all the rest these coffee beans were just picked from a tree and then put into a bag a roasted first these were went through it’s spent like a day or two inside of a little animal it was in there just like changing isn’t metamorphosizing inside of a little animal and then he pooped it out in some farmer somewhere was like hmm some farmer was like we get those beans out of there well think about the puppy was wearing gloves think about the first person who discovered this yeah no it was somebody like you who woke up on vacation one day now I really need my coffee oh man I really need my coffee think about what you would do for coffee you would take beans out of a cat poop oh absolutely Oh got it Yeah right that’s what the first guy was just desperate for his coffee yeah anyways like huh I think I can salvage these no any hope nobody sees me and then he didn’t he was like I could probably some of this stuff I would uh I’ll take him out of an elephant’s butt too which by the way exists you don’t have to actually take them out of the bus you take them out of the feces fun for fun facts about coffee vie Anita Rama found these out number let’s see with number three yeah number two everybody knows you can drink coffee from Civic poop which we’ve established there’s also elephant poop 50 bucks a pop elephant poop until right now until right now I was thinking that the beans would be like this big I don’t know why it hit me the beans are still small the turds are that big that was just a lot of coffee bean like huh coffee bean wow how do you grind I mean it’s obvious to me that yeah somebody typically I reckon it’s not like a coke made from the coconuts digested coconuts maybe coconut milk elephant Dookie coconut me how to get an elephant to eat coconuts whole I think it I didn’t get him I can do that they go and then milk the coconut are we talking about coconut milk now what they did was the civet coffee thing was like it gained popularity and then these people that elephants said you know what look at the size of the feces of this elephant versus the size of a civet right a plus B equals C equal honey coffee for coffee yeah and the elephant has got a longer trunk and also a longer intestine I think it’s in there for longer probably the gestation even less to say your caramel taste in it actually supposed to be better I don’t know can we get some elephant poop coffee in here Steven can you make a note or just an elephant that poops right it is it’s funny we have a whole video where we behind-the-scenes video we were waiting for an elephant to poop when we were making that commercial no inappropriate Zoo commercial behind the scenes because because now if elephants were pooping in the commercial now having said wait for the I think thought more about this at this point I realize I really made a big mistake with thinking that the strongest nastiest tasting one would be the cat poop because the whole point of it going through the pooper is that it ain’t smooths it out so fluid smooth okay I didn’t really think about that so I just was like this one tastes really strong and nasty and acidic I shouldn’t dummy acidic one what was round three instant coffee that’s right I got right acidic it’s yeah right totally should have done well I see the coffee shop coffee the Starbucks coffee that’s what it was right yes yeah even though it was a very cold golley the instant is horrible yeah it’s absolutely wretched it’s just so it’s so wretched it’s almost unique that’s why that’s a bit was my coffee blunder from coffee blunder in a coffee shirt my father-in-law drinks instant coffee every morning after running it through a coffee maker no comment you’ve seen that before well let me clarify he didn’t do it by accident but what he did was he actually just runs the water through the coffee maker and then adds the instant coffee to the bowl this person put a whole ton of it in a filter whoo so when I went to change it there was nothing left or the filters it all no yeah it actually is different maybe he does do that and just disappearing car he doesn’t like the stirring process I’m three other fun facts number one caffeine is the most popular psychoactive drug a psychoactive right now in the US alone over 90 percent of adults are estimated to consume caffeine every day mmm 90 percent that’s things high 90% of people consume coffee or consume caffeine caffeine number three because number two is elephant poop a new way to drink coffee is through your you’ve guessed it but I’ve heard about this a Florida couple Mike and Trina we’re gonna leave their last names off no you’re not lining up at their door to get it they want and I’m of coffee they were onto my strange addiction I said they were on one of those TLC shows and they were this couple this must be the same people they were addicted to coffee enemas and they did them multiple times a day oh yeah blazing hotter you just take you just take coffee coffee in like coffee like in like that all stress you know so basically you’re just you’re basically running instead of running the coffee through a coffee maker you’re running it through your large intestine if your colon no yeah even explains no no it’s it’s ground up coffee in like a bag and you’ve truth put the bag don’t do that motion no right in there yeah and so that’s what I’m saying guys so your body juices like make the coffee inside of your body it’s these people were addicted to it they swore by it but it was like causing damage to the large intestine as you can imagine I think I’ve been in a public restroom after Trina or Mike number four humans have been drinking coffee since the 15th century an advertisement from 1652 said this about coffee you don’t have to read it because I’m reading it out loud I like to read it make eye contact with the people at home right eye I’m reading this dude just it is known by experience to be better than any other drying drink for people in years or children that have any running humors upon them as the Kings evil running humors what’s a humor is like a disorder right on children that have any running humors I think it’s Weaver running humors like sores I just say it as the Kings evil I don’t know what that means you’re the coffee King you should know this as the Kings evil I make an edict that all people shall take coffee up the rear twice a day Mike and Trina right I hope they got some reality TV money out of that hmm my head is starting to hurt from this can I just kind of hang this on the wall like label oh I thought you meant from drinking all the coffee you mean from the actual coffee crumb is your head hurt yeah it’s not from the coffee ground is from the coffee in your crown hmm all right Xzibit so sound they make when they’re pooping coffee