GMMore 393: Should We Buy a Roomba?

wow you’re like a Roomba that got stuck in a corner it’s like a human Roomba I like that you ever thought about getting a Roomba I yes everybody had no know last time I was in Best Buy I had a gift certificate from my in-laws and my wife said we need a vacuum and I said we need a Roomba because I said you push a vacuum the Roomba pushes itself why are we still discussing this it can’t work that’s why I hope she said that to you it can’t work the reason it didn’t work is cuz it was $400 of course it can work hundred dollars if you don’t have to think about how much you pay somebody to come vacuum your house it pays for itself in a week back in my own house dude uh but uh you’ve been in LA – I’m gonna be kissing people on the cheeks but you’re paying people are you telling me you but you’re saying the reason you don’t think it’d work it can’t work think it’s a disc it just crawls around it’s um and vacuums while it’s doing it if it worked there’d be a competing brand there is what’s it called Zumba that’s a workout tape oh you’re right has anyone here on the Roomba oh definitely on one at some point it has an algorithm do you know that it knows where it’s been in your room it has a algorithm it’s offering it knows where it’s been why are we talking about that let’s talk about kissing okay preferred method is it anyone here we have we have the whole team here we actually have some special guests from here as well we have a whole family from Maine um yeah this is unprecedented we’re gonna go we’re gonna get the money the main perspective has anybody here let’s start with crew has anybody here been cheek kissed okay in the past like month Stevie in the past hour you can’t cheat kiss yourself in Silverlake yeah but you you like good you go to like events and stuff but like yeah you go to brunch right if you go to brunch if you do brought you’ve got to do the cheek kiss in Silverlake yeah sangeun when do you kiss do you initiate it no you let you go in for the hug look past the ear type of kiss do you actually make up no it’s not double kiss sheepskin touching it’s more like ear area it’s like – it’s like whispering up kissing – yes you’ve been cheek kiss I’ve never met before oh of course hey well that’s coming out here it has happened to me with people that I met for the first time and I’m always like and sometimes it was dudes and I’m like what it’s just just catching me off guard then I’m at home play it cool man because this is this is how they do it out here so just but but the thing is win don’t recoil you have to do it at the same time yeah you don’t want to go straight you don’t want to hit lip on lip you want to no but I mean if you hear the noise then you got to like recover quickly make the noise to Saiki didn’t I just echo that wasn’t is a hog where there was like I was there a certain direction I use could you you go you go both go right first I think it’s best what country you’re in if you’re in America it’s like you take the right lane you know how do I know which way to just not me and you know I we successfully avoided I didn’t even want to fist bump me I know because I’m asking if she it’s a slippery slope sir I started out and I just fist bumping when we don’t hug each other like if something really bad happen to you I might give you a hug but oh no what you think yeah we did the plexiglas kiss and I’m so going to recover from that uh we’ve got we’ve got a spare that’s Aaron from Maine let’s bring him I see okay Aaron you came a long way yeah all the way from Maine welcome to the show step all the way over there any idea okay good thingy here how do they how do they greet in Maine they throw it they throw a lobster claw out there and saying well that that’s a that’s a greeting that’s usually reserved for more special parties you know yeah really throw the law strata but I’ve never been she kissed yeah yeah not really yeah but was it that like a brunch in Silver Lake no not not exactly but like by my grandmother okay so of course yeah this is this is like a lips on the cheek hey honey nice to see you you’re my grandson but this wasn’t like posh party cocktails how are you I’m 15 okay yeah posh party no cocktails okay it wasn’t a woman in heels some woman who like works for google comes up to you and like uh just kind of points her head pastures and does a that never happened no you want it to happen um I think it would be arranged yeah well I think it would be awkward for one thing it is all right especially when you what do you think is about as much as I do while it’s happening yeah she she did not kiss me but that’s it I want to create some context here because I wanted to initiate it I had an urge to initiate but it wasn’t even a pot it wasn’t a party wasn’t an event she was sitting on a couch in the lobby but I was like is it in she strikes me as the type of person that I should cheek kiss right now but she was like next to a table with Cheetos on it I’m just trying to this wasn’t some awesome event you weren’t dressed up there was no music playing you were in a lobby next to a table with jalapeno cheddar Cheetos on it all of that and you wanted to kiss her cheek all of its true what does it mean it means you’re slipping man if you think he’s slipping yeah yeah he’s got he look at him he’s got more la yeah yes eze and so you’re siding with a lumberjack not to the fishermen right right you’ve seen that video right I want to be your main man yes and how living in Maine you like grown up in me yes my whole life huh yep um does our music video ring true well offensive to you do you want yeah one of the truth yeah we want to okay yeah um well there is a lot of fishermen in in Maine and it’s a really really really hard job it it’s um I seen it on TV you’re out there all day and things and so is lumbering my grandparents did my great-grandparents do it you know it’s it’s a big it’s a big deal they are you’re saying we didn’t show an adequate amount of respect for the for the trades well no you’re comedians so I mean you can’t really so we’re excused we can’t be held accountable you know sectioning yeah as respect and knowledge and doing research yeah we did get some scouts when we went to the grocery store and bought a full fish and then took it and placed it in the ocean and then pulled it out of the ocean again that was a good shot there right what does Emile a time dad how it’s done yeah you thought that fish was alive right um yeah yeah yeah I mean I was put that was me man I was like puppeting the fish it was dead dude yeah yeah it was then no guts as a matter of fact and then we ate it we ate it after that oh you did I can catch a fish with my bare hand I just can’t picture a lumberjack with a six foot aah chainsaw cheek kissing somebody yeah that that doesn’t happen too often he doesn’t I can say that yeah you can’t get close enough without rolling a limb off yeah horse anuman hammers right but like the Gorton’s fisherman maybe yeah maybe really you when you have a sensitive side know when you’re out there on the high seas man there’s no time for kissing if you’re on the high seas long enough what do you get to Europe desperate yeah you’re desperate too so you’re kissing women on the French women on the cheek but French kissing is totally different I think I I think you’re a little confused well I I do recognize that – yeah I recognize and I don’t think you ever do that with a stranger I would rather learn a lot I would rather honor rumba then cheek kiss people as my default greedy question mark if if a rumba does work if I got one and it worked would you change your tune his room as a sponsor you know that yeah I am I am not so proud I’m not taking I’m working on I’m not I’m not taking an arbitrary going to haul Roomba is gonna sponsor season six a good mythical morning it could be going in every episode like what is that is like a Roy Rogers room do you have a Roomba no I don’t are they in me um they they probably it’s their new then no oh yeah yeah we love mean we love we do I’m looking forward to going back some point next time we come visit you man yeah but we’re gonna have to do a sequel of course yeah and it’s not gonna be any more accurate I’m just preparing all right now what

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