okay don’t think my mom hmm always remember to thank your mom mama I love you I love you mama all right five fun beard facts Rhett as a beard wearer for the past decade I’ll let you know if these things are true no I want you to let me know if they’re fun mmm ah another fun no bearded guys have more fun just like blond girls are the facts fine blonde bearded guys have the most fun uh right I’m gonna go through five fun facts about beards and I want you to tell me if they’re wrong the facts are fun okay can you please let me turn on my photo meter okay this is from the Chicago Tribune little switches so if you don’t think these are funny or fun then it’s you know it’s the Chicago Tribune’s take on what fun and they’re there a newspaper I mean they’re going to go out of business at some point number one fun fact from the Chicago Tribune related to beards in the early 60s the CIA plotted to ruin Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s public image by making his beer to fall out and I’m not talking Photoshop one idea was to grab Castro’s shoes when they were put out to be shined and to insert thallium salts a chemical used by women as a depilatory I don’t know what that is and I’m I don’t I don’t know promote or I think it’s a hair removal device I don’t know like near the plot yes Stevie please tell me what that is and if it’s not appropriate so this is just what these are all true the plot was never carried out the CIA wanted to get rid of his beard there’s no question it’s not true false this is is it a fun fact that’s very fun it is a fact yeah Latorre remove the fun fact number two and he was remove hair from the bottom of his feet how would he get to his beard because man it goes through this garrison Fidel Castro like put his feet up like yeah yo and he’s listening massage his face his face yes he’s bare feet come away the foot massage face thing that he does all right that makes sense the $10 word for shaving is hoe go nah to me ho gone who gon not Paul Hogan not to me Oh organ atrophy Hogan not to me no trophy polka don’t read my notes please panade pagane trough Pagano trophy is growing a beard oh sorry I won’t look at the notes anymore just look it now just stroke my beard like Castro with my feet I that that’s how I say it a gun it’s on the screen I guess actually it’s not forgot it Bonnie oh gee oh in Ogata Menotomy a gana mana me teojyeo in OT oh my just spell it when you can’t see it feels fun fact number three the ancient Egyptians were faked metallic beards in front of their faces to mark special occasions such as solar eclipses you could do that these hair pieces called pastiches adorn the faces of men and well maybe grab your post Isha’s I like a woman with a metallic beard I come near with the metallic beer I like a woman with a metallic beard come near with the metallic kiss give me a kiss baby flying Kling Kling that’s for the two beards hahahaha that’s when the two beards hit there and the kiss and that’s fun that is just fun oh yeah all three of these been fun fun right yeah number four before Sir Thomas More was beheaded in 1535 he moved his lengthy beard aside saying it had quote never committed any treason but he kept it attached to his face it was attached to us he was worried that the beard would be severed with his neck so like the beard would stay with the bottom half of his body and not go with the top half so he could have tied the beard off to something so when his head came up they would like swing swing swing gee I feel like now that if if you had a dad what have any fun yeah about it wow that was not fun as is here’s an Abe Lincoln fun fact Oh anything about Abe’s fun Abraham Lincoln and I’m talking about the the president President Abraham Lincoln got my neighbor grass Yeah right why does that uh I could I mean I could name uh no I couldn’t what’s Joe’s about to say I give me my kid Abraham DB Abraham like it it’s like my last name Scotland you could have named a maybe my middle me Lincoln yeah you could change his name they break apart Abraham Lincoln grew a beard in late 1860 after getting advice from an 11 year old New York girl named grace Vidal who wrote you would look a great deal better for your faces so thin because yeah I mean wit you’ve seen pictures of Abraham Lincoln without the beard yes or um back in his wrestling days another fun fact he was a professional wrestler uh after Lincoln and that’s true that is back me up our kids have been learning about this stuff this thing about my kid told me about this three weeks ago about the beard thing here’s a here’s a an addendum to the fun fact after Lincoln became the first bearded US president the Illustrated news of New York made a bogus claim that the president had used a quote hair growing product called Bellingham z– stimulating unjú n’t and with this extraordinary pace he soon started the manly adornment the manly adornment Bellingham’s just happened to be an illustrated news advertiser oh that’s a little little frisky tale here they’re not that fun three out of five of those were fun uh last thing that I’ll say as a bearded man is that I always wanted a beard needed a beard and my beard didn’t really happen you think that’s I mean my beard didn’t really happen in full effect especially the connectors until mid 20s at the earliest like it really so I’d say I don’t know it’s the scientific facts behind this but if you’re someone out there wants a full beard and you’re not yet like you know mid to late-20s I there’s still a chance that it’s going to come in if not you there’s always the beard transplant well that’s a great way to end this good mythical more with a little bit of encouragement for people read I’m glad you did that keep trying