later what I don’t know but whatever Barbara wants oh yeah as a kid I was very much to myself I did not have an imaginary friend but I it occurred to me that I should take this off Oh welcome oh I like yeah yeah I just can’t I can’t have this conversation oh man I’m baring my soul if I’m freaking imaginary friend I look over at you and you’re staring at up my hair I’m gonna leave it like that um so I made a choice to how I tried out an imaginary friend it didn’t work out like in the preschool that’s only yourself to blame though yeah oh yeah that’s how it works when your imagination doesn’t work out there’s like a funny tweet in there you can’t but we didn’t quite land oh yeah I had it I tried I had an imaginary man but it didn’t work out I’ve only got myself to blame tweet retweet if you agree um where’s my phone here so I downloaded some of these because I just could not believe that they were real even though they were in the App Store so first we’ve got gonna pay for these no they’re free I don’t know but it would have been a write-off so watching cute girl here she is this is this is the title screen here and then it’s it’s all in Japanese so I’m just gonna click at the top but she what does she do where it says please look at me there she is look how I look at her how does she look at him she’s looking at just whatever she’s just hanging out fixing her hair a little bit just kind of looking she just looks at you if you want to have someone looking at you while you’re like I understand I can imagine your friend to focus on number one Japanese YouTube channel is someone like her now if I’d I don’t know what that means stop staring at me and then there’s like some buttons in Japanese she the only one she talks a little bit but then she just starts staring see now she’s oh she went away oh I think that’s because I told her to go away oh he was sad why Shiva she went why you said let me do it again her name Barbara you think whoa how’s a man she won’t start you need to turn back is there a part not hearing it to the mic cuz you’re holding so far well that hurt the point is not hear what she says the point is just have her look at you but she talks to you you should listen what she’s speaking Japanese I don’t know what she’s saying she spoke a little Japanese nazi-like she’s looking she’s a little out of focus now here we go she doesn’t seem impressed enough she’s mildly interested and then she I would want someone who’s constantly impressed okay right if that’s what you need all right and then we got this one uh what is this gotcha sucker I got you sucka sure oh he was talking at the same time I was I put it up a Mike yeah so basically it says preview I farted now this is 1515 you gotta wait 15 SEC so stupid turn it up hey I doesn’t sound like my voice so if I must be like I said it is it just supposed to be like this will be embarrassing to come out of saying then you set a timer so forty three seconds I’m canceling that you just do the previews just do the preview don’t you want to do you don’t have to it I farted and it smells awesome I was like Toby Turner did this happen hey guys I farted and it smells delicious enough him get to the farts hey everybody look at me I’m not wearing any pants oh I don’t like this go back to I like the guy who did the who did the word so the voiceover yeah he seems really like he’s good yeah hey everybody I just totally put my pants and if we’re going if we’re going to the depths of despair I have hemorrhoids seriously I have to fight them all for the bat they’re massive this may not be Toby Turner but he’s trying to sound like Toby just not Toby Turner no no he’s trying to be Toby Turner he’s you know he’s like he’s trying to East yeah and it was voice it only works if you were using it on Toby that’s what we have to do we have to slide this this is good that’s a coffee cup it’s not Toby well I got to get this off of my phone as quickly as possible what do you got in there stocks let’s look at stocks what happens that I tried to get rid of stocks I couldn’t do it yeah its standard you have to jailbreak your phone to get rid of that well let’s see what else do I have here give it a Disney app yeah just in my spare time huh what do you do on that you just look at the Disney logo this is oh hey it plays a song from frozen no forget it what’s it what’s the craziest app that you got right I’ve got I’ve got I got you sucka and Japanese girls staring at you I do have a local I got a lot of apps on my phone a lot of them are just because some reason I haven’t hooked up so that my wife uses the same app store ID right that’s why I have the frozen thing because my kids use this I have all these kids things but then I took a stop to that but I still haven’t deleted all the ones that from the kids this is a I got this app it’s not necessarily weird but there’s that lady out in Malibu who was fed up with all the people saying that you couldn’t go to the beaches that were actually public beaches that you could go to and she made a app called our beaches yeah I got that too I’ve never used it and it’s so you can access all the beaches of the rich people don’t want you to access in Malibu yeah but you have to show your phone and they scan it no it’s a retinal scan especially just a map that’s what it is I have um yeah I don’t know I don’t have a I don’t have a lot of anything really I’m not much into it I have Shazam that’s pretty amazing okay I’ve never used any of this stuff I don’t use like for apps and that’s it you’re missing out so much I mean I got games I got a guitar tuner I don’t do any of that I got the photo editing apps I got you can’t but John’s app dang man yes Sokka I got you sucka look you can build your own pizza it sponsored by Papa John error let’s go Papa John’s I gotta airplane mode so there you go what else he did see all these down here at the bottom I don’t know where that is aviary pinger these are things that amortize what is that trying to figure out you’re this one you got a loan and you want to know you don’t have that no I mean like the payoff on your home or something just any kind of loan you got a new loan you know you throw it in there I told you he has all types of apps so you got $100 loan he has an app that just has three fields per cell you 15 years payment show me hundred ninety dollars in 59 cents you got to know these kinds of things I can’t do that math in my head and I just is there an app to figure out what the app is for the most used app is I use HootSuite for like reading tweets that where people mentioned like rhett and Link or your biscuit sir I use Evernote yep and Google Drive Yelp and I use an app called Safari to get on the Internet I use Yelp I using it the news er I’m some very boring like I don’t I use a map my ride whenever I do like a mountain bike excursion or a hike I do map my ride I would request my friendship on there but I will not accept it I also use the app store I use Flixster and to look at what movies are good because it has Rotten Tomatoes in it and I use Arclight to buy my to buy my movie pick my movie Pass and that’s pretty much it I’ve got The Dream’s app where I’ll record my dreams I haven’t been recording my dreams though I use that at one point well now this has been riveting thanks for hanging out with us today what else do you have let us know they call me off you