GMMore 410: Rhett’s Horrible Disneyland Trip

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because we have so much fun at Disneyland the kids love it they get excited about I’m like yeah it is um be a great Disney dad I’m gonna go let’s get the pass were you wearing that shirt because that would have been perfect yeah and add a fanny pack and then we get there and I’m like and Jessie’s like you want to experience the day first and see if you want to get to pass oh do you want to experience the day first I was like right know y’all love it so much give me the pet look at all preemptively in fact let’s go ahead and preemptively upgrade our passes so we don’t have so many blackout days I mean so we upgraded the pass everything your this is set up here you’re really setting this up yeah I’m feeling bad for you and I don’t even know what happened okay so the first thing that we notice is that uh the first thing that happens is we walk I’m like there’s a lot of people here I was like it’s a school day you know I’m trying to take an advantage of the fact that my kids are home-schooled and I you know take it take a day and go to Disney with him mm-hmm a lot of people in Jessie’s like there’s a lot of people here a lot more than there were the last time we came and then we talked to one of the guys there and he’s like yeah this is our first day of the Spring Break season so this is actually a high capacity day and I was like okay at least the weather’s good you know what we have passes we don’t we don’t feel pressure to go to a lot of things yeah just hang out in one place and watch the spring breakers the Boche themselves at Disney but we got out there a little bit late so we were like okay well let’s go around and get some fast passes to a few things and we go around like the fast pass to Space Mountain we’re there like 10 a.m. fast passes Space Mountain already says 7:30 p.m. what so it’s like oh the whole day is already gone like I got to be here for another nine hours before I can ride the first ride that gets a fast pass and then we look around and like all the fast passes are into the pm’s and and we and we wanted to go to Disneyland and then go to California Adventure so Jessie’s like I want to end the day at California Adventure so because Cars Land is really cool at night and stuff and kids love it and we’ll so let’s not do any fast passes let’s just find something to wait in line for while we’re here some that’s not to to something kids haven’t done before so Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coaster that’s been closed for two years they just revamped it they opening it the opening it back up and the kids haven’t been on it because it was closed being worked on last time they were there so we get in the line for Big Thunder Mountain meanwhile we’ve walked all around and seeing the fast passes we’ve done the thing where multiple people have already peed like instead of everybody peeing at the same time you pee and then like oh I got a pee you’ve walked around Disney the only thing you don’t use the bathroom and seen the Fast Pass yeah then I get into big so I’ve been there like fast passes are not an attraction you’re right so I say we’ve been there for an hour and a half and then we get into Big Thunder Mountain line oh we’re in line and it was going to be a 45-minute wait for the for the rust not too bad so that’s pretty average for a ride that’s kind of in demand we wait for 30 minutes and then they’re like uh we’re sorry there are some technical difficulties that we are going to have to shut down Big Thunder Mountain if you could reverse your direction and head out of the attraction end of story so we turn around we head out of the attraction and then we in the Jessie’s like you know it is so crowded over here let’s just go over to California Adventure now it’s bound to be less crowded you have to go all the way out of the park you have to leave one part you have to go through the security in the annual pass to get into California mature totally separate thing yeah we get in there and then we go and then Locke’s like I want to do California screaming it’s a roller coaster I didn’t get to do it last time and it’s not actually did get to do it it’s like one person dies in wooden roller coaster and I’m like yeah I think I can handle that one let’s go over there so Jessie a shepherd to get into one line for some smaller ride and Locke and I get into the line for California Dreaming screaming we get in the line 60-minute wait because I’m like 60-minute wait let’s do it oh we and I already got the Fast Pass for Soren I think which is we really like that right so we get in line get a little bit hotter we’re waiting ball 30 minutes into waiting no sorry but we’re gonna have to shut down California screamin for the technical difficulties if you could reverse your direction and hurt out of the rag and at this point you’re like yeah right oh and I forgot to mention that when we got there they do this thing on high-traffic days when you’re driving into the park just feels like you need to go right there to go into the parking and there were all these cops out there and these cones and they were directing traffic and I was like what’s the deal he’s like well sometimes when the traffic is bad we have to direct it to the next slot so we had to go to the lot that’s three-quarters of a mile from the park and walk because we were a long ways from the shuttle and so we’ve got shepherding we walked so we took us like you know 20 minutes just to get to the park walking I didn’t say that but she just did so we got it so so I’m so I’m thinking this Disney suck it’s a Disneyland suck hearing about it so Oh then Jessie’s like well you what let’s just stop and let’s get lunch cuz it was already like three o’clock back out of that I haven’t done anything backed out of two lines let’s go get lunch she’s like Yelp says that the garden grill is good shelter inside Disney yeah so we can walk we walk over to the garden grill and it’s like why don’t we go in this thing and then thirty minutes in the line no uh everyone a dog Disney needs to reverse their direction garden grill closed for the day what you were in a line for it and it wasn’t even though I walked into the restaurant I walked into this place it was like a food court area and then they had the menu and I was like go during his like nobody there and oh yeah Garden girls clothes today I’m like how is how is this happening how is this our Disney experience so my mouth hates I was really really upset and was think it was like what do you do when all this stuff gets shut down what is your face look like this is kind of like a constipated look it’s a Disney constipation and as you look around are you seeing this on everyone else’s face no I I felt like it was only happening to me everyone else is having a blast everyone is like oh the greatest moment of our lives they don’t talk like Mickey Mouse when they go to discipline him but you’d like got the stinkface things turned around I will say it was a really bad day up until like 4:00 p.m. and at that point we got our Fast Pass to one of the things we went we did the Tower of Terror we did Sauron we ended up doing some other rides we had a good dinner we karsland does get nice at night and people started leaving we were able to walk onto some things but that on a commercial cars land does get nice so I and then I and then I said you know what we need to look at the attendance records and see when there won’t be that many people in is but it is determined that mid-march to mid-april is bad time mid-april to mid-may is this in between time before the summer gets crazy so if we’re going to go back it’ll be sometime there and anyway maybe it’ll still be okay I mean I’ve already paid for the Annual Pass so I got to go back and make the best oh and that’s the advantage of the past is that especially since you bought the blackout days I’m I want all of them I will venture to guess that some of those blackout days or maybe the best days to go that hence them the blackout no they black out the really crowded days so you all the days you’ll never go know we but we know what we get we got Sundays so we got the past that lets you go on Sundays we had the lowest level and you upgraded to the Southern California pass so you can go on Southern California sullen use what you were Monday through Thursday here on Sunday you’re a sullen Californian at the so I I think it’ll be good I think it I didn’t get to ride Space Mountain I was looking forward to that having you know just experienced we’re in Korea positive spin mode right now but uh yeah I don’t want Disney to sue me that’s what I’m trying to go after and that’s what I’m trying to say right now they own Star Wars yeah they own Oh major studios to hear about that I did and on the OL maker they could sue us not not really we have nothing to do with maker yeah I don’t know why you even said that Cheers

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