GMMore 420: Going to Prom with the Janitor

like a hoodie things were a relaxed look what is this a fashion show or the news well I’m a woman you called me Pam so but I didn’t want to change the way I was talking I just didn’t want to question your parents huh maybe new Pam oh yeah short for mm-hmm maybe racine ice cream maybe that’s what we’re doing my days are just ice that’s what that is how do you make Pam into like a masculine I was gonna say Pam on or Pam ham Dan Pam – Pam uh my name is Pam damn tamdan family Pammy only a lot of the good mythical more because you didn’t get enough already yeah what okay um read some of those questions I like answer Carissa she sent us this why don’t you open the sponge that’s really what it’s called was it what country is it from another one Colleen Lahore asks how to tell a guy no without killing him emotionally Oh Colleen um either but you could potentially be thinking too highly of yourself if you think that turning a guy net down will kill him emotionally get a load of that smell ooh it’s coconut II don’t like cooking well come on I also don’t like marshmallow it’s ponch hmm um damn damn look Colleen let’s assume damn you like that you would kill him emotionally by just telling him no um just say yes just throw to throw to get a bone you know just you know just it’s just one night I don’t go to the prom with him but just to be upfront be like I’m saying yes so I don’t kill you emotionally but we’re just friends and there’s nothing to this you gotta you gotta remind okay good a reminder hmm don’t read that out loud you’ve got a program watermelon cantaloupe the ointment often later on on this yes on the rash has nothing to pointment on the rash there’s nothing to do with ointment is it not bad at all I did frame prom always friend problems what I did but I wasn’t about choice no I’m telling you that one year it was your girlfriend’s friend who I had a crush on we all were the four of us went Stephanie remember this oh yeah and you before that you didn’t have a date at all well but neither did I oh you didn’t either we were all we had a date all the same years we were kind of each other’s date sadly we were we there were a bunch of other guys today I was we thought it was cool eyes don’t go stag I don’t think stag is go I think you should go with a date but so I did the friend thing two years out of three stag one year stag was horrible well they’re all horrible my problems were horrible cuz one time I went with a girl that I liked that was a friend she didn’t like me back another time I went with a girl I didn’t like who didn’t like me we were just friends and it’s like what are we doing but it was better than going by myself ate at the melting pot sophomore junior and senior well no is it one problem it only junior what she Sandra is jus only juniors and seniors can go to the prom sophomores can’t go unless they’re dating a junior or senior right how did I go to three you didn’t know no you’re thinking of an FLL oh oh yeah I went it – yeah oh yeah FL that was other woman you were thinking about the FLL dance yeah but this brings up a related question from Gillian Bradfield have you ever seen a field with Brad in it yeah I’m afraid Brad is very pretty I collect it and sell it on the roadside all of my friends have dates to prom and I don’t yet I’m worried that it will be weird if I’m the only one going alone how can I avoid being an awkward tag-along oh I said what I said this is I mean I think when you said well I just went with a friend I think that as long as the parameters are set and hey this is just about us being friends and going to this thing Gillian I think you should just let loose and and ask someone totally unexpected just for the fun of it no you don’t what don’t ask him for the fun of it go would go with someone who maybe he’s not even a close friend of yours like someone from totally different strategy high schoo with the teacher don’t go with a teacher but like go with some of if you’re like a if you’re like a volleyball player jyllian which ice go with the volleyball coach go go with like a theater person like mix it up a little bit mix it up you never know what can happen you could get introduced to another clique because that’s what high school is about it’s about clicks and cross-pollination of that anymore not anymore not anymore and I heard it changed there’s no cliques anymore there it they’re a lot less defined than they were when we were eight well that’s great but I mean go with somebody that that you know it is great isn’t it the internet has broken down a lot of barriers that’s what I heard I I would like to think that we played rolling well-core we give this advice every week I mean yeah surely it’s impacting somebody bringing people together I just think you know don’t go alone do you get creative with it like you shouldn’t go with the teacher I take that back go with the guy or a girl who like lives next to the school but they’re like 48 years old and you see them like when you’re leaving school they’re like mowing their grass ask that person to the product hey hey you’re conveniently located to prompt everyone knows who you are everybody seeing you from a distance a guy who mows the grass is Jillian’s date is the guy who’s mowing the grass that’s a genius and you know what you could also ask the janitor cuz he’s another person who write you can’t that’s inappropriate you can’t ask a teacher alright the janitors like a teacher who doesn’t have us if if there was somebody who asked the janitors of the prom that would be the most classic high school story ever be like dude let me tell you one year I asked the janitor to the prom and I walked in there with a janitor it was like oh it goes to the prom think about that the janitor is not a head is not a janitor could be sued no the janitor has no official authority they can’t do anything they just throw sawdust on vomit movie yeah see he’s not appropriate if the janitor you can’t ask a teacher you can’t ask somebody in the administration but you can ask someone on this ass and he doubled it used to party afterwards he has all this yeah right huh got keys to every room which leads to even more trouble hello somebody ask the janitor now might the janitor says no I want to see it now as you know my aunt Vicky was a lunch lady for for many years and it’s kind of a quintessential lunch lady yep I love the woman she would like she just kind of looked yourself so you know I look like a lunch lady I should start doing that I your I mean your hop you’re right some people that like is nothing wrong with it it’s just recognizing something she’s a bus driver and she was a shirt folder before that lovely woman um to be good Janet but she can’t be somebody’s date to the prom that’s what I’m getting at but it’s not appropriate but if I well I question whether she’s that’s called a chaperone right if you show up with the janitor it’s like the only date I could get was a chaperone I think it’s just it’s just exerting a lot of authority is what it is it’s just like man it’s like my Matt McKinney came to the promise of a woman let me add let me let me ask this query that oh yeah I remember and I think this will click this will simultaneously put everything in perspective and shut this thing down yeah cuz that needs to lay our wicks inger asks my friends are all couples what should I do during slow songs and let me interject with the janitor how are you gonna answer that I do during slow song Janet if the rat dance with him he’ll jingle the whole time think of it is loyd keys it’s like ching ching think about it you’re gonna sit there and be all flower you’re gonna dance with the janitor the janitor probably got some sick moves and he’s like finally they let me out and I’m throwing it down here Shh this is a good idea my janitors is waiting for this well much less back to janitors and lunch ladies with uh but not to this guy and his advice you

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