hahahaha whoo we can sometimes we wear makeup on who we get him I mean I’ve got like some like so you see these red dots down here who are we kidding sometimes I put makeup on those sometimes your forehead is shiny you put makeup on it yeah I mean thanks a lot it’s just showbiz people showbiz we share makeup I mean who we kiddin we can’t afford makeup for each of us so we use the same makeup mmm okay oh we kidding kidding anybody I’m just waiting waiting for you to move on to this other thing so are you calling it Rhett mcLaughlin are you calling it Rhetta makefox you got written the Fox for short Barret McLaughlin is you shouldn’t envision him Rick Fox is a legal name it’s after me man mine’s not Rick some people think it is yeah and it’s also an NBA basketball player I get called Rick all the time when I put my name in at the restaurant I don’t even say red I say Rick yeah Rick just call it you say Rick or Brett call me Rick or bread but don’t call me by my real name and I did just say Neil people were a few if people see link Neal they refuse to believe that Neil that link can’t be the first name if Neil as an option right Neil Neil party of 20 oh wow I really entourage put in the bill a 20% crowd entourage and I always wear makeup when I go out – yeah me too all right on my neck usually don’t tell anybody okay don’t be like looking at my neck from now I’m trying to figure out if I’m like covering up a blemish it’s just that it was it’s just that sometimes minutes ago it was it’s not even a zit it’s I don’t know what it wasn’t what’s wrong okay let’s just wrap it move on okay yeah yeah it’s exactly what I was thinking you’d say okay um are you ready for this yeah I’m out I’m not playing a song I was singing a song right I’m not playing are you ready for this because I’m looking at certain doom uh this comes mainly from BuzzFeed you skip credit where credit’s due right I mean you gotta love them General Tso’s chicken it’s it’s widely assumed that that was named after the general zuo zongtang of the qing dynasty and they’re correct it’s widely assumed because it’s true tootsie rolls are you familiar Tootsie I don’t like the way you say that Tootsie is that tootsie roll it’s tootsie roll there’s two of it it’s printed what what are you laughing at because she knows pronounce T wo t know it’s tootsie roll pronounce T double OT let’s bring up a Tootsie Roll commercial they’re not gonna say tootsie roll it’s the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard yeah I can make it too true you did we said we were gonna make anymore I do prep I had to because that’s that’s uh several shows in a row there’s been some sort of 1977 to zero toot toot tootsie roll – ticket it well they’re hogging all the O’s if that’s how they must have pronounced it you really say Tootsie it’s like I know how to sound out doesn’t nickname for a grandma – speedy don’t try to tell me this is it I realize that it’s a train going down the road and a train goes toot today they got a train going down a track what is it trains I know but they listen they came up with it and then they said guys cut we can’t call it Tootsie let’s call it – you guys why didn’t they call it tutsi roll and use like a pharaoh or zero you’ve been saying to zero T 2 w e’ve incur any more they can’t even pronounce their own product correctly amen it could be a sponsor named for Clara tootsie Hirschfeld the daughter of Leo Hirschfeld – hey Tess paper wrap penny candy in New York hey tits yeah ass when you say go say hey toots I mean you toot but somebody’s a toots at it’s just zero they’re good – the sad thing is you don’t even like him dude here’s the sad thing do you even like him I love him here’s the throw you don’t it seems like the kind of thing you’d be like I don’t know you’re a little too chewy they stick with you to eat there we go just looking for the reef um here’s the here’s the thing guys one day I’m gonna die they come in different flavors they ever had a red one and then you’re gonna play this video back and once everybody agrees that it’s tootsie roll you can say you know what that link too bad he’s gone because he’s been vanquished if that’s the only way but that’s the only thing that you’re remembered for is your improper pronunciation I would I’m gonna play the I’m now I’m gonna play this tape at your funeral I’m Billy wood and I’d be like he was wrong about Tootsie well if this is my funeral let me let me take full advantage of the don’t don’t make the time war don’t make this your funeral tape man hey guys thanks for showing up Carly this demean you this could be it you could die young and this would be really sad you could die as an old man and this would be really funny listen if I’m young and I’ve died this is this is difficult but you know what Oh think about we have ironic tears that will be being shed right now fine you we have to find a way to laugh through this hmm okay let’s just move on I’m having trouble – I’m starting to get sad okay oh really I’m sorry it said I’m the head man you’re not sadder not here now cuz you’re not dead now humbly do I’ll be sad then yeah but you’ll be happy but already be dead no if we’re really old this would be good stuff that’s not my point at all my point is that Tootsie is how people will be pronouncing it and I will be vindicated entirely the hosts more don’t even what do you think links gonna die first I will know it you go I will he’s working Thanks he’s more accident prone but it will be entertaining all right windy die Salisbury’s yep that’s my final wish just go out with a laugh all right well II when he did go out with a laugh well how sad is this Salisbury steak named after dr. James H Salisbury at least that’s what people think an early US health food advocate who created this dish and advised his patients to eat it three times a day well I like this doctor that’s what people think it was named after but it was actually named after that guy there right it is a good though better than a tootsie roll is it good for you uh early us this food it’s meat its beef with gravy on it no it’s not good for you there’s nothing about it you should do once a day dr. pepper are you familiar named after dr. pepper most people think dr. pepper was invented by pharmacist Charles Atherton in 1885 at a Waco Texas drugstore owned by Wade Morrison the drink was thought to have been named for Morrison’s first employer Charles T pepper who owned a pharmacy in Virginia had cocaine and all that’s true no it didn’t they thought it treated something a lot of people think it takes like medicine still I think it does I don’t drink it I don’t believe in it I think it is great and I do think it tastes like medicine and I like medicine it’s better than Salisbury steak and finally granny smith apple are you familiar mainittu Granny Smith most people think was named after Maria Anna aka Granny Smith the Apple originated in Australia from a seedling planted by Smith hence the granny smith apple and those people are right if you don’t know that your bite into a granny smith apple and your when you are you think your bite into a Red Delicious apple mmm that could be a weird experience I did that it’s the right way that yesterday it was called ironically I know that yesterday I don’t care ironically enough I do care I’m just saying them no but think about that I actually did that yesterday Shepherd had one of those packs of how did it go around apples cuz I care that I do care okay from Wendy’s that has I’m dead lay off two different types of apples in the Apple pack Granny Smith and red they do that assorted packs they did bring this or this big and a Red Delicious or like that so it’s just green yeah they can be staking me small they can be small well you got ripped off green apples and red apples and I was wrong I thought they’re all red and then I got a green I was like whoa that’s you know I mean I liked it it’s good no I mean I saw the pack and I saw that most of them were red he eats apples with his eyes closed and then yes reach in there I said apple slice don’t need they look at it I know what it is Apple saw it wasn’t a whole Apple III would know you can’t fool me they’re nice thing about the fact this the weirdest beautiful venue of all right oh you guys are still watching and so at now everybody gets granny smith apples right and just everybody gets grains meetups now you take your Apple you take a bite out of it and you go out to the coffee you said it is the cut is the cut one of the coffins open dude okay open casket you said I’ll be calling you yeah I mean right now at the end it’s just links face with all these apples with your bites half-eaten apples and it’s going to go to the afterlife with a bunch of rotten apples around him it’s gonna mummify them in a really weird way there’s a good send-off you said you want to go out with a laugh I think it’s funny everybody gets a granny smith apple all right take a bite out put it put it on and then put the casket on a river and it goes over a waterfall and then you fire an arrow gotta put gas on it though because gasoline apples are not flammable right you are you guys yes on me to you guys no get that back rogue just you can throw your apples don’t don’t I’ll do it out leave I’m gonna be in the front I’ll take him slam-dunk them don’t um don’t forget to pour the gas on me now before you push me down the river oh you don’t want to have to run down the river so well we forgot to pour the gas there’s like somebody with yes running down I’m doing all the time I grandeur like I’m doing all this every bit of it man water flows people Rhett’s crazy I’ll be like you know but you better practice your marksmanship to I don’t want you missing it’s like how would it suck at the Viking funerals if the guy kept missing it’s like well well first of all they always miss the first couple of times but in the movies that it every time I’m thinking about it I mean after you missed three times you’re sweating you know it’s like skip ah he’s kidding yeah dude didn’t get didn’t know I guess the seagulls will take care of him so just just fall out through the back and just go to Denny’s or something just live it up you know I don’t Denny’s doesn’t exist anymore you