GMMore 461: Things You Shouldn’t Ever Be Good At

yep no camera tricks involved in the making of this fusion y’all don’t like that dude from the YouTube video could do that mm-hmm that dude what’s his name Zach got Gorn Gormley that is a Devin Supertramp produced video it is or a shot or a traitor and I’ll admit I mean the dude is absolutely phenomenal of the yo-yo I will say though in this I’m not trying to step on anybody’s dreams and I’m not trying to diminish anything that anybody aspires to and this is for me personally okay and I don’t think that everybody’s opposed to just for the world I mean as opposed to from us corporately yeah I mean you could tell me if you agree with me or not I’m not this isn’t the kind of thing that I’m expecting everyone to agree I’m just saying I have a preference about a particular thing and I notify yo yo why you and I will say that I teach my children this just I will go and get that out there I believe that there are a few things in life that you should be careful how good you get at them in no particular order yo-yoing I just think you got to be careful how good you get it yo-yoing okay and I’m saying this because you know I’m better than you yo yo but no no I’m just saying that I just think about the things that my kids are into the second second one is magic I’m sorry you know I some people are really into magic magicians they make a career to be a magician personally for me in my family I just don’t think the McLaughlin’s should be that good at math you know it’s just like you know some magic something that you should enjoy as a kit you know but don’t get too good at it can you turn the AC on cause it’s getting hot in here and I don’t just mean literally hot in here I mean this is controversial I turned it on 72 just so uh I’m feeling the heat from I’ve got two more I’m feeling the heat from magicians and yo-yo SL well I got two more group yeah it’s good you if you got to keep making enemies I’m just telling you need to run this by me first juggling Hey okay you can’t you don’t need to get too good at juggling and lastly you don’t need to get too good at balloon in I’m just saying it I mean I’ve known lots of people who are really good at all these things and they’ve made a career out of them really you know a professional balloon animalist I know the kind of person who’s so good at balloon animals like a clam they can get paid to do it at a party okay in clown face I like the fact that you are that good at balloon animals because my kids love it but then when they start really trying to figure out my home no no don’t you don’t want to know how to do that you want to know someone who knows how to do that but you don’t want to be the guy who actually can do it I’m sorry I know I’m making some people upset its me personally I’m not saying this is not a moral issue this is not right or wrong it’s just in the McGlothlin household we can’t be too good at magic yo-yoing juggling or balloon animals just something my dad kind of instilled in me it sounds like um you’ve got something against clowns and like mimes and magicians I mean you can add that to the list you shouldn’t be too good at miming either just a proficient profile I know I’m being I’m profiling people whatever just so you know just my family just just us personally um I’ll add something to the list pet owners I’m just joking well not realize that first of all that’s not a skill I know I was I mean I mean it is but you either have a pet or you don’t and I let me take a certain type of person I love animals and I really want a pet I was joking I was making a joke 50% of me wants a pet I was making a joke of what’s the thing that I could say that would upset a faction of do you agree with me about these yes oh okay I want you to be vulnerable who loves himself I want if Lincoln or lily Orlando came home and they were like dad I’m majoring juggling I know exactly what I want to do I want to be the world’s best juggler would you be like son whatever you want whatever you want you should go and make it happen because and the movies tell you that’s what you should say in my in my house would be like alright let’s talk for a second I mean I’m a parent I got to be a parent right you got a you got to put up a hedge of protection it hasn’t it if he’s locked came and said I be the best male ballet person in the world be like all right go for it I’m not talking about talking about I’m talking about those five things magic yo-yoing balloon animals juggling and mining and that the five things that you got to be careful about do you agree with me I’m asking you a question Lincoln says I want to be the best juggle in the world dead well that well yo-yo is another yet no to juggling but maybe the yo-yoing oh we think you can get by with your yarn it’s I mean it’s it’s it’s it’s still going strong people love it there’s a day after it somebody needs to carry it on to the next generation I mean the way see the kid in the video the one thing I will say about magic is that there are some people who’ve just made one heck of a career out of magic I can’t think of too many people who’ve made a crowd of yo-yoing juggling balloon animals are miming name a famous mime today they don’t have names they’re nameless yeah no I’m sorry they’re speechless think I have stuck my hand in so many pots on this good mythical more anyone who’s into any of these things is gonna be really upset with me I think I don’t like him anymore sadly I think you know I thought like this probably encompassed all of our fans do you don’t understand I’m into all these things it’s like you know what there’s one person out there that’s in a jug alene no there’s no yo in mine winning position well no is out there winning and her world is just I get the balloons I try to figure it out but then when I start feeling that I’m beginning where I really figured out my bag off I I don’t know how I got your point in doing a magic trick or two for a for a crowd that’s fine but you get a costume and you get an assistant going too far I’m sorry I’m sorry that one girl out there who that was your thing the mining juggling magician yo-yo list you know what he wasn’t really not doing all of them if you were doing I’m not saying that you shouldn’t like all those things I’m saying that I do not like those things and if I have any control over my children they won’t like them but it doesn’t mean that you can’t like them and somebody’s got to like them my kids actually enjoy watching you I just don’t want them to be the performers but man I sell clear well after this episode I really thought I had a future in yo-yo E you’ve made yourself clear that’s the best yo-yo trick ever anybody’s ever done by the way if we wanted to be professional yo-yos and we were able to do that the sad thing was is that it was very close to a magic trick you

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