GMMore 463: Link’s Giant Sunglasses

goosh hello fellow human hey man how did you get here nice glasses are those gooshie Wow copy off guard without I was like no but these are goochy goochy goochy you know that what you were saying yeah yeah good good yeah I say goosh okay so Oh now these he’s so good first of all when I look at myself in the air over here they all right thank big I didn’t even think about my sunglasses are that big I think but that’s kind of what been pointed out should have brought you guys with me been pointed out they look like the glasses that you get it like you get it a like an arcade you win they’re like this big these are prescription I think and money for these yeah yeah these were grow a whole nother set of eyeballs and still instead still work well these are women’s glasses um and they were really glossy green and but they could also be men’s classes if you sandblast them which I got I got them to sand but why is I’m mat a man thing I don’t know it just is oh yeah I don’t make the rules like I said they look good I mean I think now is a bit big glasses you know they’re like windshields so these are these are he’s a one-of-a-kind they’re they’re sandblast matte finish um do they sit level in my face it look it looks like it looks like this sides higher than that it is cuz I can relax totally relax yeah see more the other eyebrow so I can have these you can’t have any yeah you can you get it look yeah yeah I look good in these course now I wear those mountains I see out of your left eye very well can you uh-huh that’s the one ex really got a prescription prescription whoa and they’re polarized everything is green right everything’s like a yellowish green so I can see the rocks on a mountain biking I mean it’s fine to wear those when you’re like mountain bike reading but you don’t want to like go to a deli and uh you know in Eagle Rock where I purchased these glasses oh that’s where you want to go wrong what’s the what’s the cooler place right beside Eagle Rock Highland Park yeah it’s right there on the edge of sea so if anyone’s gonna look at me weird obviously I got these at Highland Park okay never mind just give me an idea how big big day I was in you know they’re not that big on me Wow they’re not look how close to get they look look how close together they are I think they look pretty good on me they’re way too thin for you you didn’t have to thin yeah look how thin they are yeah they’re not what not you have a fine face crazy but now you put them on when you put them on it looks like costume yes I mean I think they look good I mean I think it’s that Wow how is my face that much bigger than yours I don’t know why that doesn’t make any sense right are you here you know it’s like like a blind person I can joke about being blind what I did there’s a lot of good people who don’t have eyesight um I didn’t nothing that I just said was appropriate or honest I was just never mind let’s go back so these right eye what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna just stare at myself in the mirror like I’m gonna like talk to myself for like like an hour do they fit this for your face like up like heart like a free other crooked face yeah makes it fit yeah yeah because they don’t fit scrip straight on means crooked face or you have a crooked face it they’re all your face is a lot wider that’s the interesting thing brain is wider oh man I got a headache from why you got him putting your putting your glasses on so as I was saying I’m gonna go home I want to talk to myself in the mirror for about an hour and try to get comfortable wearing these glasses but the thing is I’m not I’m not going back to these because it’s a different prescription it’s kind of an all-or-nothing thing now you know I’ve made a commitment what will Lando say lilies the one who tends to be very opinionated about these things like lily was in there when I bought I was like Lily what do you think of these she was like ah to these to these and then I was like hey Lily what do you think of these she was like ah I was like well she said honor both of them just they are very different but I mean I think I think that the actually the more I think about it I think these might I just put the other ones on these are better but I will say that the these glasses are saying more than your glasses have ever said before that also rhymes these glasses are saying here’s my point when I got these you said the same thing about those whoa these glasses are seeing a lot about you like no one in North Carolina has glasses like ourselves I never said that well but she thought it I mean I thought it it’s like wow this is kind of this is kind of what this is kind of progressive man you want to can you wear that in these this county I didn’t think that but those put it for those are all what’s back on I like being a guy who walks on the street say oh look at that guy’s glasses well but that’s not what these glasses these glasses just I mean these glasses just look like the glasses that people wear here anywhere really you know I’m saying they’re do their glasses that people wore in 1958 they’re in a good way that’s what they’re not like oh you see those new glasses that Lynx got there right well you’re not my rate right but they’re making but they are making a statement they’re not they’re not making an understatement they’re saying more just in my mind they’re saying more because they’re just they’re bigger and they pick up more your face not because of the style but because they’re bigger so you think they should be smaller yeah when you say that let me go back all the way going back all the way those are horrible I mean just absolutely I can’t just an upside down I mean I remember look I do remember you wearing those and I’ve seen I look at old videos and I’m like man that those don’t they don’t look good yeah like I mean the first videos on our channel not on a channel but ya know with your glasses which is pretty pretty pretty close to some of the first videos right right you want to see German look at me in these little ones look at this makes your eyes look uncontainable look straight at the camera your head is so wide I think that’s what we’re really discovering here my time with that white really it is compared to mine I wear a size 7 and 1/4 hat which is less your head is not big your face is wide well my face is on my head a man a man’s face can’t be your head can’t be any narrower than your face your head is only as wide us your face hey now your face can’t be bigger than your head right you’re fit that’s true your face cannot be bigger than your head if your face is bigger than your head you got problems you insane but you have a rim with that if your face is bigger than your head you got a rim but you’ve got your head is bigger than your face that’s what I’m trying to tell you like right in here your head continues in your face ends yeah you got a lot more hair than face man right people think you have a skinny because you have tall hair and these are the proper width for my face they’re not the proper height though I think when I bought those they were actually sunglasses very horrible sunglasses really yeah see put the other ones on put what but then someone put the new ones on these aren’t no no the ones that you think you like the best and now look at the difference between these two between these two people just for a second just forget that I look a lot different than you do but let you see the difference between these two people based on their glasses alone yeah tell me the difference this person’s like progressive that person is wearing oakley’s he’s tired he’s behind he’s no see is these to me those glasses are definitely better these glasses to me feel like I wear glasses as a fashion statement this person says I wear glasses mesocosm no because I need glasses okay good so I’m a purist yeah that is it these / this person was like I want to design on my glasses this person is like dude I just kind of see I need to be able to see and this has happens to be what’s in style right now that’s how that’s it that’s how I feel about it I think I think it’s good but I think that you need to look a little bit more like your look a little smarter I’ll take that I’ll take that and then it’ll get sunny and I’ll take this now you were saying I’ve got to bend these because they’re not level there’s like something that the Sun would wear if the Sun were see us I never I never thought I’d get such a reaction from the sunglasses man has got his sunglasses on today I mean you were making fun of me so hard for wearing these glasses you’re like man I get if you keep wearing those glasses I can’t go out to lunch with you I get out I’m gonna sit in the car if you go I can’t go in the bank with you I’m gonna sit in the car you

Discover more from Searchicality

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading