shut your mouth that’s how I imagined someone who would teach someone about ribs that’s how I imagine that person very belligerent you’re not I’m not not teaching anything but he wants to get he wants to get paid he gets paid by the by the session oh so he doesn’t want to give all of it away in just a few sessions he wants to spread it out so lesson one was shut your mouth was less than three what am I gonna learn about ribs I mean session two lesson one yeah and were you thinking it was ribs that you eat or the human rib um he was thinking like pork ribs I was thinking you’re gonna teach me about ribs and like what they did oh no but I was I was just making them whenever I hear the word ribs I immediately get hungry and I’m thinking about I’m not thinking about humans I’m thinking about like porks bovines what if philosophical quadrillion thinking about like barbeque I think barbecue first and then I and then the next thing I think is human but the philosophical question I want to on its answer on this okay so they’re figuring things out about how to make meat like lab meat they can make meat out of it right cells right so god bless them for their and it’s going to take them a long time to figure out how to do it but apparently you know the technology suggests that yeah I say 25 years from now you can have a really awesome piece of ribs that’s just grown in a lab and it won’t be nasty it’ll just be just like regular ribs you know you like a McRib though the nut the bone will not be bowing up no the bone will be in there man because that’s what makes it good you want to take it off the bone but that’s no recreate ribs they’ll just grow ribs that are following the same genetic information that regular ribs have if that’s what growing actual ribs but there’s no Pig it’s just ribs there’s no animal but when I’m seeing the conscience it’s Justine they’re throwing it’s like a slab of meat that it doesn’t yeah because it’s 2014 but it’s not a pork shoulder it just say slap go into the point in the future and assume it’s in your lifetime which they will be able to grow an exact replica of existing ribs okay you’re there you’re in the future can’t you tell now what if they also determine that the best-tasting ribs in that form our human ribs hmm but it’s grown in a lab so it’s not a person it’s just meat but it happens to be meat that comes from a human and it’s human ribs good question will you eat those ribs mmm it’s not a person you’re not eating a person this is not a person that was grown for food this is just they determine that this isn’t going to happen by the way probably never say never how much are they this if it’s free I invited you over and I’m making them I’ll make some good human ribs why I make I took all your lessons to heart and I can cook a mean rib perfectly seasoned and they’re bigger they’re like this long because they’re humans well really bendable – oh wow they’re so bendable and you’re not eating you’re not em you’re kind of a cannibal but you’re not eating a person you’re eating human meat that is made in a lab were you gonna do it will you try it and it’s free I mean and it’s free in there but I’ve been I based great but I’m at a friend’s house and everybody’s eating him I’d feel bad if I didn’t eat there and everybody’s eating it’s culturally accepted you’re not gonna seem weird sorry I’m so excited I just spits spits up it’s culturally accepted oh so it’s not going to make you weird if you eat them it’s just like no everybody goes to the grocery store you’re actually making the answer too easy I don’t think it should be culturally accepted I think it needs to be on my side it’s black market it’s black market think nobody knows about this party is like hey me and my friends get together and we eat human ribs right right it’s all legit it’s all free are we talking dry rubber I make I make one that is like a jerk seasoning I make one that’s dry rub and then I make one that’s like a good-good wet rib I think the dry rub should be made from human fingernail shavings no man it tastes good it take there’s not a doubt I want to remove what I’m trying to get to is will you eat human meat I’m trying to remove oh oh yeah all the time you just ask all the taboo I sound fun to me okay second question let’s say that is the end of the world and there’s only a few people left and the only food source that we have is other humans and they’ve already died and we’ve got them frozen they died and we froze them what are their names herb Dwight sin Shelly Cindy and Terrence are there yeah and people you know people you don’t know you can pick whoever you want and then it and then we were like okay the only way we can survive the only way that the human race can be perpetuated is if we eat some of these people at that point what is the conversation like is it like well I want them to taste good how do you want to like you you get into that like converse it because in that movie alive they just like dug out their butt cheeks with like a pocket knife and ate them you know what I’m saying you’ve seen that movie where they were yeah they were and this is a based on a true story it was the but in the apocalypse you’ll have access to like barbecue restaurants yes oh so at that point you get to do people get into an argument like if we’re gonna do this if we’re gonna eat Cindy and Terrance let’s do it right let’s do it right I’m just these are conversations that you have to have in the apocalypse you know it’s a totally taboo now but at some point Iowa decision hi Cindy you gotta turn your head this way like a weight she can’t be towards the awning of the grill no no I know open oh you want sit you want them to be as non-human as possible to butcher it you get the person who is the the sickest to do the butchering I don’t want to know how it’s all coming together I’m just saying at the point that we had like music it’s mentally or yeah or the one that’s about I don’t know involved I mean what the the guy who’s by died to either butcher yeah sure all I’m saying is is that how would you make a decision about how it’s going to be prepared because there has to be a conversation like are we gonna just do salt and pepper no we should probably do something with a lot of flavor there’s this is a conversation that you have to have right and I Terrance’s meaty let’s go with him first it’s Sydney was wasting away so wrong it seems crazy but one of these days you’ll be in this situation you’ll be making this decision you remember this episode of the coma I just feel like you’d be like I don’t know you have this humor about the spaghetti is what I would do oh you’d grind it yeah you got to go with me you have to go with them you don’t want to eat it off of the bone you want to mix it into something like spaghetti or lasagna you’re Tarrant sincerely sausage what what do you mean you wouldn’t have any humans yeah out you’re right if you if you had pasta and sauce okay no but then you have to be a bright area it’s just meat and just the people you can make sausage though out of their intestines ha ha ha you