
hahaha what what you making like a Frankenstein what now I’m just taking a selfie but ah that’s just another it’s just a noise I think you better call somewhere ah you don’t like that noise when you take a selfie No oh yeah that’s right I do yeah here take one ah yeah oh yeah your mouth right ha ha ah ok stop filling up my camera roll I’m gonna have to do about a deleting you can do master leave man I’m gonna really yeah what does it welcome to iphone man how you do dad how do your daughter hair you select multiple right there boom boom boom boom boom boom boom no delete him man I’m just gonna delete yours is that okay I don’t wanna have a lot of selfies of you on my phone I’ve got a burp that really wants to come off I’m just warning you it’s ridic cameraman okay we’re not good at a lot of things you notice that well we didn’t practice ahead of time I mean I kind of watched other people do it on YouTube just being honest I was like oh that’s easy it’s not easy you got to have the leverage man and you got to have like and you got to be in a party powerful you calloused hands I have the hands of an Internet Taner you know I don’t have the hands of a farmer I cut myself a little bit too but if you’re in like a party atmosphere or if you’re like if you have like a there’s a rookie like hey rookie let me show you something there’s a rookie around but if there’s a divine rookie like a two-bit nah not know where of a person someone who doesn’t know anything you know now I did hear about a guy who got like a baseball read open his bottle with his eye socket right under his eyebrow I can crush a kanima forehead okay do it I’m looking for can hmm looking for can you nobody can can I really did some damage to this really cool yo-yo that I really liked okay and didn’t even work there’s only one it didn’t work this is what we do for you guys we soil ourselves on the Internet that should be like the title soil ourselves on the Internet know what about um embarrass each other on the internet we do it we did a lot of that what about embarrass our setting Barris our parents our children our spouses on the Internet my mom doesn’t even watch anymore she quit yeah I’m just kidding she still watches every day my dad watches occasionally occasionally your mom doesn’t watch my mom watches religiously my mom watches every day and she tells my dad about it that’s how my dad watches he gets like a full report from my mom do you feel like you got to conjure up a big gaseous burp I’m really careful about the way I drink soda you can’t take any air down well it’s carbonated no you got it contains yep D carbonated as it goes down now don’t worry none of these sodas are going to go to waste we’re going to sit here for the next four hours and drink all of them we’re going to give them to our team to drink over the next month that’s right we’re gonna like their each is gonna have like so you can recap yesterday I thought no I thought you could do that you recap it I got a friend with a capper who’s that Joseph he has oh yeah here I feel so dirty on the outside Soviet cleaning on the inside how does a capper work I did get one of those I’ve always wanted a vice because I’m a vice Peter Dinklage my next are never going up not deep you – Dinklage he he had a his dad had a vice for like crushing stuff boy we tortured all kinds of things in that vise like Peter’s face hey Peter won’t put your face in the Vice this doesn’t worry about the way I try to cope with Maya my face is like sticky right here can you see that oh oh my goodness you like your totally black breaking out like your EO look is he earning like his here is red get that back there say you had like an allergic reaction it’s just like the time you got a mustard on your face or whatever the time before I got mustard over face you have an allergic reaction to the acidic substances man I’m gonna go wash my face wait look your earlobe is red you need some help with that Neal you can also open a bottle with a choo choo choo choo horn you
