GMMore 470: How To Do The Tim Tam Slam

your wedding even your wedding whoa sarcasm cuts to the bone yeah it does I’d like to take a moment to speak out against our caddy tell me one time that we shouldn’t be sarcastic Jen can you come over here and bring a chair I had somebody say that you should stop all sarcasm but that was me I think you really it really hurts but you are more sarcastic than me oh I am you know it can it I try not to teach my kids sarcasm in this day and age it just doesn’t work right Jen pull it pull on in here okay so these are from Australia but you know Canadians and Australians can I read a little can I come on up here ladies and gentleman welcome to good mythical more Jen Matt chuck am I saying that correctly manager Kermit it Chuck either one and is it John or is it Jen as we’ve established you’re Canadian yes but you are essential and irreplaceable to our work here so appreciate I have this letter which I was reading from this girl in Australia Linda I’m telling you this as if you weren’t sitting right over there yeah second ago I wasn’t um she enclosed a care hamper from Australia now do you use the term hamper and one laundry hamper right no this this has candy in it but Tim Tam use like a care for two is me so why don’t you tell us about these two explain us the deal I just covered Tim Tams when I went to Australia Oh Oh which is I guess also they’re not Canadian they are sold in Canada we all need to be here but what were you doing in Australia I was playing hockey there really they have an ice rink down here yeah I found I went there it’s great does um what position do you boy forward is your score huh but in hockey they all play everywhere it’s like kids recreation boy I watched the last it’s just like a clump i watch the over times of the Lak I mean I couldn’t see where the puck was but I was really excited you know there’s one channel today they put the the highlight on the puck and you can you can follow it there is they did that for like oh they did that for a little bit like they put the the marker on the NASCAR they put a thing on the puck so you could follow it but all the purists were like we don’t need that we know where the pucks at and I was like I can’t see the puck anymore they took it away grew up in North Carolina yeah did you win Australia did I win Australia yeah yes you won the Australian champion we won Australia when this is with Yale no no no this is in high school really traveling Australian high school know what Linda says is I feel it’s my duty to give you directions for the correct way to eat Tim Tams or doing a Tim Tam slam Jim no yeah Jim knows how to do that already yeah well then you’re gonna teach us but then PP PP s when we’re all done just go ahead take a little potty break before we do the Tim Tam slam okay read PBS Rhett if you’re still trying to swim I’m a swimming coach and I’ve made a lesson for you / I’ve just take I don’t know swimming I’ve made for my squad it takes six it takes my six to eight year olds in 60 minutes so aim for that all right 68 year olds what is that some kind of insult I can’t read water let’s just get to the Tim Tam slam I think that’s what we’re all here for right but this is you do this on your own time this is how you need to swim I come to life you think you need to learn how to 100 meters with fins 200 just forget that is IMO in my opinion oh no it’s individually medley order I thought you’d given me your opinion you should do a buy 50 in my opinion well thank you so is this is a cultural thing that work and it requires coffee which we have right yeah and Tim Kaine okay so grab grab a piece a whole Tim Tam is this is this considered a Tim Tam a Tim Tam yeah yeah it’s like a chocolate wafer you can get like different ones I’m gonna have like double fudge in them some white guys slam it into my mouth or not right now so with you bite one corner like this I got like a small little bite pretty much small as you can get it kind of overdid it but that’s cool all right and then you flip the property they’re like doggy opposite corner either like donkeys donkey G and then another small bite thanks good no pretend I have a mug hmm wait I do have a month take it you dip it in so like the whole one bitten corner is submerged huh coffee all right so a straw or something it becomes a straw see Oh suck it up and then once it gets to be like really soft you slam it in your mouth oh it’s though so yeah and then slam it in your mouth it’s going it got so soft you’ve got so strong it’s incredible Wow Thank You Australia okay I didn’t see that I’m sure I’ll see you later though okay I experienced the slam and I swear I smell it halfway and as it was swollen I was like wow but there was a Tim Tim right here and it slammed me yeah you got a B and then it wouldn’t go down I said when Eddie made fun of me I was like wow and it was like made that kind of like weird noise yeah Eddie Vargo they called it’s called a girdle and he was like well and then I started laughing and it was right here and I could not get it I was laughing so I couldn’t swallow and then my whole life flash before it would have been slow I’m about to really imma kill that well do it I went a little too low on them business this is so fun it’s so good this is so fun I feel like in high school ate a whole box of these ones I recommend making a bigger bite that goes down into it hmm you suck hey suck that coffee right up into the temptation it’s amazing ring gets through hmm good it just melts in your mouth good very nasty hmm well Steph Jenn thank you so much you do this every day Linda thank you everyone he rolls over in bed there’s a Simpsons lay in there I’m ready to go

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