
personally I’m on now I’m gonna turn this this way just to mix it up a little bit today just to reiterate every Saturday animated wheel of mythicality comes out Fridays are an exciting day because the next day Saturday and that happens but also the ear biscuit happens every Friday and that makes it exciting Friday afternoons like this afternoon if you’re watching this in real time and you could save that your biscuit to Sunday if you wanted to or you get a potato the week you’ve got something or you could you could relisted you could listen to him again for a second time shake Carl just tweeted about his favorite thing to do on his long trip back to Idaho is listen to ear biscuits what he tweeted that and DeFranco responded to him and said yeah my wife and I he’s referring to Lindsay and his wife hmm listen to your episode and we loved it and then Shay wrote back and he said he linked out to the episode again all right well yeah I I arranged all that it’s nice it’s nice when other creators are your biscuit becomes a resource for as well as for you well you know we’re gonna have Fidel Castro on in your biscuits at one point one time trying to make a segue do it you’ll probably have Fidel Castro on an air biscuit before he dies he’s not dead yet right he’s not doing well if he’s not dead oh god dead I knew that I had been mentally google it he however have screamed the most assassinate assassination attempt in history with how many do you think have you seen this summer yet Lucy’s seven six hundred and thirty-eight times they have attempted to assassinate him and now the CIA has done this a lot I don’t know if the CIA is into this I’m sure they’re not into killing Castro anymore but there was a time in which he was quite a threat and quite a troublemaker in the CIA try to kill him one way they try to do it is they hired a temptress so good-looking woman to bat her lashes at Castro and then feed him capsules filled with poison but hello Castro you want to take did he be she backed out oh she backed out the temptress backed out she didn’t have the caps if you gonna hire a temptress to kill somebody you gotta get a you got to get somebody gotta have the capsules it’s a gun gumption no she got to have gumption can’t be backing out death by wet suit CIA isn’t a wet suit lined with deadly fungal spores to Cuba and there was a man who’s responsible for giving the wet suit to Castro there’s a lawyer he chickened out and had the wet suit switch back at the last minute so Castro was gonna be given a wet suit he was gonna wear it yeah you know let me try Anders wet suit I think that’s how it works I think he’s a big diver snorkeler yeah he looks like a snorkel these are all true this is not just made-up stuff this is from they always get the words dictator in snorkeler mixed up that’s common so similar death by cigar you know he smokes a lot of cigars kinda the idea was to send cigars to Castro filled with explosives bingo that would detonate when he lit them up again this person chickened out fearing the explosives would be found and Castro would retaliate well I don’t know if this was a person who chickened out or if the chicken the CIA decided okay this is not this is not a good idea let’s not do it oh yeah he is an avid scuba diver death by seashell the plan involved Castro hmm he’s an avid scuba diver and involve Castro guys he’s an avid scuba diver and lover of shiny objects yeah he’s like I see they put this they’re gonna put this shell on the ocean floor it’s amazing shell and they like a kitten where he was going to be scuba dive he’s in a laser was a brightly colored conch shell or conch shell and it would be filled with explosives and this plan never came to brightly-colored show this one that’s what he said death by beardloss Oh No having come to the conclusion that cast Castro’s power came from his beer I don’t know what the CIA what they’re smoking they’re smoking explosive cigars they plan to sink Castro cigar laced with thallium salt chemical used in Maher hoping it would make his hair fall out and subsequently die from lack of okay that’s come on that’s bullcrap Eddie put that one in there it was written but the way but the way that they decided to characterize it right but they actually did where they were going to get in cigars that would make his beer phone I think that was just screwing with Castro loses his beard and then his own people killing can’t trust can’t trust and this last one is a simple plan death by milkshake a server assassin at a hotel in Havana was instructed to pour poison into a delicious milkshake that would be served to Castro the server assassin screwed up and by accidentally tore open the pill and lost the contents you know people mess up these things all the time oh I got hey that’s like talking to it great-grandfather Castro I’m too but Castro I remember first time I saw Castro on television I thought we need to kill the man do it what are you ready much a mess and now I’m gonna put this back that way you know Cuba used to be quite a cute Cuba used to be quite a travel destination give I can’t find that blazer man here yeah Cuba used to be quite a travel destination that mind’s eye scary he’s got more it’s gonna much no no no it’s up in here thinking about it you gotta get it up in here it’s got it yeah he’s how many everything is even ah oh you sound like a woman I’m feeling about two Jack I’ll get burned hey you hear about you but Cuba’s a good place to visit if you go into cash true we gotta kill Castro but then we can go vacation there’s one of those that like ever but keep that keep smoking cigars oh this has been fun
