GMMore 494: Rhett’s Mumbling Problem

cantaloupe yeah you see mine over there weighs 874 pounds is that that’s my wife next to it she does not weigh under 70 before best what with what she’s a cantaloupe I’m out I got nothing else you don’t like Caleb throws that was great you know a ripe mango is a lot better than an unripe mango it makes all the difference in the world this was speaking of melon I’m not a big fan of melons but my wife broke out some mango this weekend and I was we wasn’t ripe no it was an assortment of sliced mango and some of it was ripe and some of it wasn’t and the ones that’s right it’s like one’s this right it’s like fruit butter you know saying it’s just like the consistency to click are you but some of them weren’t right no some of them were not that ripe and it gets stringy and has a bad taste to it and I think a lot of people draw the wrong conclusion about mango because they don’t eat it at the right stage there’s a small window in which mango is really good but I don’t know how you could get some that is ripe some that isn’t I don’t know either I just eat the ones that are ripe but didn’t they all come from the same mango it’s like slices from a manga it doesn’t all ripen at the same time so one manga sometimes you get a peach you have to eat oh that’s right so you eat a mango you can eat you only need to write I don’t know that every slice is from the same mango it probably isn’t that’s my quick eat a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant that I’m gonna get like a thousand cows on that one cheeseburger hmm I’m not gonna argue lady okay I’ve got a theory as to how to stop mumbling because I’m not I’m completely not joking about my mumbling problem and I think it does have to do with the size of my mouth so you didn’t use any of the steps I subconsciously I mean I’ve never like sat down and taught myself those lesson deciding to slow down deciding to articulate deciding to own if you you if you screwed up I think the most yeah the thing that uh the thing that has changed the way I speak most on all fronts is listening to myself yeah watching watching us back I can’t tell you how much footage of myself I’ve seen in my lifetime way more than any man should ever see and it is enough to be like I don’t like though III don’t that doesn’t sound right I want to change the way I sound and so it’s not even really a conscious are you saying that you observed that you were mumble oh yeah I got a good mythical morning even way even before even before we did any sort of talk show I mean I’m talking you know in the 2000s yeah but you know in the past 15 years I’m in process or just season you have on video you have a theory as to why you mumble because that’s the mal theory and you have a theory as as to how you conquered it and that was watching yourself back up or is it more to this I think mouth size is a big factor I mean opening mouth as big as you can right now it your mouth looks wider than mine your mouth goes about three quarters of an inch more this way yeah mine all hatch open more than yours but I think the point is you don’t open your met like look at when when maybe it’s your beard just respect but when I talk you can tell that my whole mouth is moving like whenever we have to sync up a lip sync performance for music videos it’s not the beer the beer is very easy to sync up my mouth because there’s like the parts my mouth is expressive your mouth maybe it’s not the size of the hole but is the expressiveness of mouth whole of the surrounding also you don’t see my teeth when I speak see that you don’t you see my bottom teeth some of the time but like when I smile look a nice high you just see just a little bit if you want to see my teeth like when the I go to the dentist he’s like let me see those teeth you know others you know the dentist says that I’m like this is any styling with Shanti I like it I can jail teeth I can share gums when I do that I can’t get a gun oh yeah you can you can see my gun you can’t get any guy I can’t show your guns at all so I think all that contributes to it but uh but I also think that there’s something about okay so you guys see what you think about this theory being a much larger than average person I believe that you end up throughout my life I believe that I have compensated for that because this is like I feel like okay I’m walking into this situation I’m bigger than everyone here and so I don’t wear math holes should be no no so you like you you you you become more mild-mannered like we’re shorter people a lot of times they’re like they’re like loud and they’re like in your face because they’re compensating for something because they want to be a bigger presence in the rolling and I don’t I and I feel like see some people are like oh I’ve been short and that’s a problem I think that being a being short is an advantage is a social advantage how the grass is always greener you think that you mumbled because you’re so physically big yeah I mean I also had a hunch I hunched over for a long time because I was like I feel like I feel like I’m walking in this room while I look at mood I could eat you all you know and you kind of just slowly like you’re like well I want to be normal and I want to be in this conversation and I want to be looking you in the eye and so you end up like hunching over like this is that why I talk a little bit more quiet and you can mouth get smaller maybe my mouth gets smaller because of my height mmm well I ever thought about that is that why you taking me whenever you talk to people I don’t recall doing that with children yes no but I’m serious I think all all of this contributes to it I mean think think about most tall people that you know are they like in your face and like yelling at you all the time in articulating a lot probably not they’re probably more mild manner like the Jolly Green Giant we’re John tour Jolly Green giant’s so I’ve actually had to go by the other way and be like no I guess snap you’re tall don’t be afraid of it man stand up straight open your little mouth and to speak and I would say to all you below average high people out there just calm down a little bit you know just rein it in it close your mouth a little bit more your talk and don’t get so loud let’s all just be not be ourselves and not be ashamed of it well I don’t think it’s just it’s if you have something that if you have what am I trying to say if you have difficulty commanding a situation maybe because of stature reasons then you need to compensate and you need to compensate because you’re so big that everyone’s going to look at you so anything you say it seems a Tiffany if it’s being broadcast everybody so you got it I think it’s good for people to come and that’s another thing is my voice carries further because of my height so I don’t feel is I want to be as loud right it’s gonna get to your ears it’s going ever everybody else’s head Ellison off the ceiling in the walls it’s not getting caught in somebody’s shirt you know my voice doesn’t ever get caught in somebody’s shirt no never happened it always at least goes over their shoulder cuz you know a shirt will catch up voice you know that’s how voice works it goes out like a laser yeah well let’s let’s do the drill one more time Channing Tatum no no here we go no no you know other what I just – other words I can’t say I’ll add what list uh vulnerable my wife laughs at me every time I say that I’m like Jessie I’m trying to be vulnerable she’s like vulnerable i sounds right to me vulnerable vulnerable am i saying all right yeah maybe she’s playing a trick on Boldman not vulnerable is wrong rural that’s one rural rule I can’t say it that one but I said it better than any rural rule wool rule wolves howl you actually saying wolves and say how you should say wolves how you actually set wolves how you should say wolves it’s a dumb word how you actually say it donut no donut like Tim Trexler say it like Tim trickster I’d say donut I’m playing up a little bit I said give me a donut donut go door not now say how you supposed to say donut donut so say it wrong donut say right damn net wrong doughnut right soon phone phone phone phone I’m right yeah that that goes more to accent I think this one kind of does too but this one right here listen this is just because my mom is my mom so say it wrong hock guarantee my mom can say Channing Tatum say it wrong three broad can’t even say Channing Tech chant Channing Channing Channing Channing Tatum janym dating say it right Channing Tatum Channing 10o thats wrong Tanic Channing Tatum all right say it wrong Tim Tatum say it right Channing Tatum wrong Tim Tatum all right Channing Tatum wrong Channing Tatum nope wrong Channing Tatum right Channing Tatum wrong tanum tayden wrong Channing Tatum wrong tim tating right Channing Tatum you

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