GMMore 501: Shocking Lie Detector Game

talking juice box with a straw yeah no I miss just kidding that was it gonna go all the way alright so Eddie’s at cantaloupe cantaloupe juice okay then I happened before and a juice box first of all I did want to acknowledge Eddie’s gonna teach us how to use this thing which you’ve tested but I did want to acknowledge the reigning world’s biggest liar champion for those of you interested won the competition last year Mike Naylor when it three times in a row the last story he told was about wha see the monster that lives in washed water the local lake so like a local version of the Loch Ness monster right he told that in one he went on Saturday night uh he didn’t he didn’t enter a secret society and he still won maybe if we flew there we could give it a shot uh-huh don’t know if it’s worth it what are you in uh-huh a lot of money I don’t know I think you just win like bragging rights but then you could just lie about winning yeah the world’s biggest liar competition should be held online you know you don’t need to go somewhere to do don’t you just don’t get it you mean like a joke oh you mean like submit submit a lie a video yeah super lie no like super No yeah well come up with that okay Eddie all right you internal there’s a dial over here River right here mom now returning no you just turn it all the way up well it’s only at four don’t worry about it Jennifer yes okay you want to place your hand on the device Rhett why do I have to go first because you’re gonna act like it doesn’t hurt and then I’m gonna be honest and it’s I’m not excited it goes I don’t like pain now when he puts his hand on it put it on the device so nervous man and then you’re gonna secure him to it I heard chase squeal the other day and it was because of this thing wasn’t it he doesn’t know he does that when he shows up he’s like I’m here for another day of internship with us strap you in now we’re running the analyzer this is detecting your uh you know your pulse rate and your body stuff it’s detecting your body size your body stuff your lies now it’s ready now link you ask you a question and then you hit I’m at the start I might curse why quick give you a what is your full name Brett James mcLaughlin what’s my no Solutions gosh but I’m heart is beating so fast there’s no way that this is really alternate yes oh we have to reanalyze I mean let’s just let’s just let’s just I don’t want to do it secure me to the device secure device is secured analyzing your vital signs all right he’s good yeah sell it if it could kill you rad you have a question uh after the question it like makes you get nervous and I think that’s when it’s trying to like it sounds like jaws or something okay I got one you don’t have to like whispered Eddie were you ever on Saturday Night Live uh yes didn’t you hear my story from earlier look it was true I just didn’t tell you gosh debunked it is a little sweaty on there though about anybody’s photo no no no no no it’s awesome man it’s so scary I like it alright it’s ready oh so now it’s gonna shock me no matter what no yeah you do I can look on your face there’s no logic to it I don’t think yeah it’s completely rearfoot you down can we just turn it it’s a kids game it’s not a kids game I turned it down just a little bit before you have to be 14 and older to use it is that true asking a question um was there even a hydrology tank or whatever you call that thing no there wasn’t that wasn’t even true it’s not that bad man it was way overrated I was just uh it’s not bad okay there were no you turn it down that’s all the way out there was no lab in the basement there was no hydrology tank none of it was true man like man Hall and the tunnels under NC State that’s that’s true that’s a true rumor called the they were called the lab rats and there was it was a secret society of engineering students okay hmm hold it but not while we were in school there was a secret society of engineers to in the 80s called The Lab Rats and I could get in through the chemistry building and they just went around into the under the under the campus but they weren’t called the left brain Society there is no Ravi Patel that was a friend of mine we didn’t have sweets and yeah pretty much everything was made up I really feel like I could have closed it better that would be anything I’m sending it a better closer the nuclear engineering the nuclear reactor in the mid there is a nuclear reactor on this the campus ancient site that was made oh it is called the Polestar reactor it was installed in the 50s and it still star Polestar reactor Polestar ask me a question whole star do you like those beans I loved the beans I could keep I could eat bowls and bowls of the beans the kids shagging I was like I like reacted ah ba ba ba ba all right I’m not doing that again all right guys so but you’re saying that the people who manufacture this it’s the tension that drives you nuts well so the shocking does to when you go get a lie detector detector detector thing like at the FBI it doesn’t like this is it okay yeah could you imagine that it really got me in a couple of places like the the ring finger in the index finger I say let’s just stop we both been shocked okay all right Oh did anyone see uh Love Guru you saw that um put your hand on here you want to do it it’s not really that bad I’ll do it it’s not as bad as the shot cane all right not it’s not I mean I kind of like it actually um do you Brad do you really like the shopping of it was no at all I get it’s kind of like truth you kind of give them real tight keep your dang you did it like five times Holly but it once you lift your fingers off it stop shocking that’s the secret that’s the secret a sleeker nah what’s the secret when you want the secret is lifting the fingers that’s the secret

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