GMMore 513: Eating Octopus Tentacles

perhaps yeah what about the extra tea ah okay oh my goodness what I dry heaved before I knew what it was you know here’s an interesting interest it is refreshing here’s an interesting thing I love cheese and I love strong cheeses but that first cheese which it is the official stinky cheese right it’s not blue cheese it’s like the actual stinky cheese gorgeous gorgonzola it’s really it’s really strong cuz I love blue cheese chase chase he put this octopus in my mouth so what is that the head of it yes it looks like a brain in there ooh or longer something longer brain they don’t have lungs hahaha got him ha ha ha ha ha anyway yeah I bet it and then he was like pulling on the thing to get it to break apart like that we need a chair Alec I am a I’m a fan of octopus in general like when it’s prepared correctly but not a big one and not you want to just put in my face and wear it like pulled up yeah I mean oh gosh now so this was your idea yeah yeah because of course we don’t want to know what’s happening um so the fact that you chose this is makes up for the fact that you even cook the Brussels sprouts so we’ll call it even if you eat that you said we were running out of gross things and I said I bet I could find something oh no where did you get this Ralph’s Ralph’s he has octopus you cooked octopus that’s cooked yep nice it was boiled at some point or something I didn’t talk to the chef very thoroughly but it says cooked octopus on the face ok was there a language barrier or something no no I was Ralph yeah Ralph didn’t want to talk to you about John a little bit take a bite out of it now you don’t have to eat it you just have to do what we did how but if you do eat it I would take a part out of the fleshy bigger parts are you did you how did the suction cup was it bad I got one session cup in and then link was falling apart so much over there that way it was actually contributing to me not being able to he was getting so freaked out about it I’m so bunch of action feeling there I was having this like I could physically I could not get it to do anything it was lame my mouth this one all right I’m gonna try and bite off just as in okay yeah I’m gonna up you just think of it like a don’t worry because you can put put the rest in there I’m vertical me more in there oh I can’t swallow oh you don’t think just like chewing gum just enjoy it as a chewing food the chewing gum of the see you’re like losing foot you’re like hunched over don’t don’t eat it just spit it out in there but I’m gonna look away when you do it it’s rate was probably the exact same state it was when you took when you took it off the octopus that’s the thing is this is not I think I mean I hope they don’t feel sorry for Alex cuz fair is fair right it was your idea no I only did it right yeah so I want I want anyone who gets food that we have to be subjected to to know that that rule was on place when I started I’m probably gonna have to give this a little go to that’s pretty sad that it’s August I’m surprised that the cheese was so bad work Alex that that’s a good choice I’m glad I’m glad you did it think I think the thing is is that you typically don’t smell anything that close to your nose like you don’t eat food like right up in your nose like I’m saying I love blue cheese but I guess I don’t normally put it into my actual nostrils I need to floss to get the octopus out of my there’s something up you section to you a you went real deep man it’s like my body said whatever whatever is living down there needs to climb out but nothing came out oh nothing else I was like that guy from Street Fighter Hadouken I mean your whole back was arched like a cat it was like it creates a special like ramp for the food to be speed ramp of a dog Wow Wow well it startled me I was like cuz I’d smell so bad in here mmm does it not it does and this right here we could you know what this right here a couple culture a couple more prototypes and we could SkyMall this stuff yeah I did mine was a little tight that’s why I had just had to come down in the front I’m not complaining I’m just saying that you know boys one great for prototype wears one of the visor in general and then yeah and then when you’re done it just becomes like a it comes becomes like a toothache I got a toothache but I still want to go golfing for some going to the dentist right after that I read it we’re gonna dust in my beard oh it’s a beer broth alright the beard Bravo hey see what mom looks like when I guess he’s room for the hair it’s room for the hip do you want room for your hair and your ears and your ears a little bit like hey man hey you got a toothache to you yeah dude but I’m still scratch golfer licit the links link say that I’ve always wanted to say that I’ve always wanted you to say yeah I’m so bad weird that we waited this long to say that hey Alex yeah what club should we use he’s the caddy 9a niner niner niner niner give me that water bottle was because I didn’t know he had any bears I was like he’s gonna Panama he’s gonna pantomime a club coming up and all the sudden here’s an octopus the looking legs baton oh oh man I’m so on edge right now the name of that the name of what I think I’m gonna get another cold sore just from the sheer anxiety of the day really yeah oh you better take action take action now I gotta calm down I gotta I gotta regulate my lip look my lip pressure like Michael Phelps that’s my megaphone Oh guys guys 25 gold medals all right uh rattling calm flush store that’s a booming so baby bottom you

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