there’s a devil baby Oh devil baby in a can double baby in a can that’s right that’s all they’re taking at this point people so just sit tight and let it come to you you know I secretly you know a lot of people say this and I’m just gonna join the ranks I secretly would love to have like a sleeve of tattoos you know I don’t want to have like one or two tattoos but I’d like to instantly have a sleeve you can do that and I would like to fit spend a couple of days with it with a neck more sleeve mural you know if I get to if I had if I had three wishes one of them would be a neck mural for a day or two because I think I’ve proven that I can I pretty much have everything else your your we’re walking was a you need to practice the walk really yeah well I can see where anything on my left yeah sorry walk with confidence when you don’t know if anything’s gonna hit you from our view but you rely on your your eyes more than a lot of people that I know when we blindfolded you the other day for that thing you almost fell down just blindfolded remember that yeah I use my eyes for frequently you use them a lot yeah but and I think I can make more use of this forehead real estate that oh there’s a lot of tackle space up there I mean just for days man the funny thing is is that you know we could go back and tweak a couple of things in your past and you could legitimately be this guy I mean it’s not that far-fetched to think that a couple of things were different and you’d be working in some shop in Harnett County you’d look like this you’d be scary oh yeah fire pokers man I would make I’d be a blacksmith making only fire pokers you ever think about that though you what I meant to say was rip you a new one and I just skip you want a new well I think I put most people I don’t know what you meant but think about that did you know what I’m in for circumstance man you could be this guy right now you probably wouldn’t be hosting an internet show you probably wouldn’t even watch it you would even know about it probably but I would have it’s funny how it’s a lane once you get in it you know to do okay I’m gonna get a motorcycle a customized motor so once you get the beer then you get the scar and the cat right eyepatch I’m gonna yeah I’m gonna you know I’m gonna kick things when I get mad I’m gonna raise my voice yeah um the interesting thing is the people that I’ve met who have like neck tattoos or shaved heads or really look intimidating they’re the nicest people oh yeah look at you you were you were compensating too much I was competent you were overcompensate right they are the nicest people it’s not about being mean but I wonder psychologically what’s going on because they’re not I guess there are the people you would expect but they’re not the nice ones that I actually meet so maybe I’m meeting the ones on the fringe the neck tattooed shaped head guys on the fringe when was I saying Melrose goes uh well remember Mike in college that guy was as nice as anybody he was like a UFC fighter a shaved head like tattoos he looked like his face looked like a beast like even the way his face was built I don’t know if it had been like beat up or something but it was like he was good luck in kind of a like wow you didn’t beat up a lot kind of way but you but you remember what he did like his nose had been broken enough that like it looked ugly and then it started looking good again do you remember what he did and what he was going to do he was a milk he was an ice cream taste tester he was a taste tester he was a taste tester hey like and he was a slaver he was his what likes to get fixed shoulder necks my shoulder he was as wide from my shoulder to his shoulder almost any and he had that much love in his heart I mean the guy was just an amazing dude and he would put us in headlocks noir that he would be like you want me to show you a submission move and he would do it and it was and he nearly think he had a dog that would comp like a Ottoman company thing right yeah really come over to his house and you just see what’s good what’s up I remember that and so besides him that’s what you need is you need a dog you like a pit bull to walk around with the humps everything alright mom deal uh but I I really like this I secretly want to like have my hair back like sons of anarchy I want to be us I want to be a son but have you ever thought about you know not to secretly I just told you if you could fast I could be a freaking extra man if you what kind of sets probably around we’ll work on that if you could fast-forward through the next five iterations of your look how many years would that be is it going to be just a very slow evolution or is in alike because all sudden like well my dad was like 45 he started doing his hair back are you asking if I’m gonna pull like a Shane Dawson you remember that though you remember that my dad did the Jack Nicholson thing yeah for like a year and then he just shaved it basically he like trimmed it so well he was starting to go bald and he was trying to figure out what to do and he did that and then he just gonna he’s cuts a real short but you know yeah like is there a is there a Shane Dawson transformation in your nature and on younger days I sported the forehead I could I could see myself I really like this with this I really like it what I’m doing right now but you got to do context and you gotta wear an eye patch I don’t I know you don’t do the iPad I’m not take I take the eye patch off that’s not practical you know we’ll get rid of the face tattoo but the beard and the hair you could do that I could be your thing what do you think you want to meet you don’t even make that look you know put the glasses back on what really yeah put the glasses back on you just look like a guy in Silverlake what hey dumb you want me to weld you’re okay grab me basket on your bicycle like a cabinetmaker for Mikey burly you know you want me to frame your Huntly you might be on to something right here hey I learned a lot of crafts in prison what do you guys think looting how to frame your heirloom portrait it’s not Eddie says it’s not bad yeah I could do this right yeah yeah maybe I’ll grow wings and shave my beard it’s cooking growing zena’s fly up my butt Oh flap your own but what I meant to say I’m Nixon I’m just trying to figure out what what would worse insult er I’ve ever heard in my life it’s looks like you don’t know how to insult me you’re gonna go audition for Sons of Anarchy you got to work on your hey why don’t you why don’t you fly up your own butt and you see if you can find a bunch of growing’s and fly my foot well what are you waiting for why don’t you gosh uh yeah this could work I mean I this it we’re in a dangerous place right now we’re just kidding oh you’re gonna go right back to the old look we know I’ll know what’s gonna happen onam on it on a bi-monthly basis yeah it was faked this is this is me guys this is me now okay this it’s not real but it’s me I I think that you I think that this look would scare a lot of a little girls away no I’m gonna take with that no I’m saying when you think about everyone who watches this show you’ve got young and old boys and girls men and women I think that if you did this look all the young girls would just be like I’m not watching that anymore I’m scared of that guy they’re all probably already scared of me but they’d be really scared of you I mean don’t know how much older – do I look when you have a full beard like this and you slick your hair back it like doesn’t it add some age yeah definitely yeah yeah you mean this right here is not helping I would never do this this is a little – I think you should face tattoo I will say on a bi-monthly basis I look at myself in the mirror and I’m like it’s time for a change really bimonthly huh every two months or twice a month quarterly quarterly quarterly I’m like it’s time for a change oh you know Court no no no by my monthly can meet once every two months it can mean that and then I say to myself but link there’s too many people counting on you to look a certain way yeah oh yeah you feel that oh yeah I wanted to do lots of different things with this right here look at this I want to change it and change it I’ll make it that’s why good on Shane for changing his hairstyle for multiple reasons one he had the guts to do it too it looks it looks better 3 um it’s it’s lower maintenance yeah I assume I mean I’m not the one who maintains it yeah Shane you have to tell us but good on you man for doing what I can’t do you’re more of a man than me in that area but as you can see right now I’m wearing the fake beard and the stupid looking scar uh I thought I did a pretty good job so well I haven’t seen you do that you’ve probably done that but I haven’t seen you do boy why you’re calling out Shane Dawson I mean it true you were ya tough guys tough guys got it they give they compliment you then they call you out hey Shane I’m here I’m here I’m waiting I’m ready that’s me and you I was he you and Shane Dawson fight I’ve never fought anybody in my life even mentally funny thing is last night I ever pushed I had a dream I was in a war and I had it was like our like a civil arrow little civil guy get my musket