you just threw him aside they were right there I mean even that’s a little oh so you’re not gonna use your diva voice I see how it is the cameras aren’t rolling oh sorry where am i green M&Ms can you feed them to me by hand while I talking to the camera I mean can you feed them to me by hand and where’s my pet kinkajou alright let’s get back up on the desk Feuer violently but I I think that one will be cut at um where was the best cut point for that one and where are my fortune cookies that’s a good out ok so here’s here’s the game wood let’s start opening these and we can we can put them all off the floor as we do one book this is not an eating game so we’re not going to be required to eat these right but I do want to ask you a question before we play the game sure do you can ask me anything do you enjoy eating fortune cookies no no I am I enjoy the fortune and I do eat the cookie I don’t I don’t I don’t like not eat the cookie normally how are you coping but do you enjoy it I’m just saying I’m just wondering because a lot of people are like I don’t like the taste of them but I think the taste has been so well engineered to follow up a really salty MSG Laden Chinese meal no MSG now I will say these fortune cookies have a slight hint of fish taste to them really don’t and then it’s it’s followed by lemon I taste the lemon I don’t taste the fish okay so what we’re going to do is we’re going to see if we can we’re going to play the game that you always play you read your fortune and then you respond to it and we’re going to try to sketch out our future with the accumulation of all these if we were to have magical bodies we must have magical minds if we were to have magical bodies like like buff bodies yeah yeah like beach bods but see you on a beach body you got to have a beach mind but to see it’s not a prediction so many of these are wise a lot of at least and there are numbers on the back and how to learn Chinese men show their character and nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable hmm see again I mean I think this particular brand of fortune cookie has a ratio of why saying too predictive fortune it’s like five to one if you love something set it free if it returns be fit and smother it nah keep it and love it forever well that that’s been a Hallmark card for you he that gives should not remember he that receives should never forget oh the hair that one what color is it is either Yin or yang they’re um they’re what I don’t know what it was the game doesn’t work as well with these fortune cookies modesty is the art of it I don’t recommend the golden bowl fortune cookie these are the ones we got modesty is the art of entering your charm by pretending not to be aware of it oh I’m charming I didn’t know modesty is enhancing your charm so so if modesty is fake modesty is fake that’s that’s kind of a pessimistic outlet good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent what you really build it up in the episode when you said fun game with fortunes well yeah none of these none of these have a none of these are fortune did you have Lauren Chinese on the back I mean Confucius say is what they used to say Confucius says I think they were wise sayings but then they became love as the omelet yeah they got rid of that love is the only medicine for a broken heart maybe the game should be put fart in there okay here’s the ones the only medicine for a broken fart no finally I have one I say there’s a directive in this one fight for it you will come out on the top oh you’re gonna be a wrestler so I’m gonna be a wrestler now we’re getting somewhere hey help us open some of these I’m gonna be if they have okay this your face they’re gonna keep coming just catch them genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple if they have a prediction I want to hear it if they don’t I don’t want to hear that wisdom I won’t hear it listeth / dick give how about pumpkin non guac great acts of kindness will befall you in the coming months oh you’re getting very predictive right so this is more of what I would expect so something really great and kind is going to happen to me in the next few months what’s going to happen human evolution wider freeways but narrow narrower viewpoints walk in a little political if I bring forth what is inside me what I bring forth will save me so if you’re choking you should vomit that’s pretty none of mine I’ve been predicted I have a prediction if I don’t open any better predictive then I don’t have a future you will die later today I mean that should be one like you will die of you know congenital heart failure On February 14 2015 Valentine’s Day that’s pretty sad luck sometimes visits a fool but it never sits down on him well this is with him this is sulfur fulfilling for success today look first to yourself what for success today look first to yourself be selfish how many Wow Jen got three fortune any of them good yeah let’s do that read it loudly Jen work career or status right now are the three big issues if you want to be better at your work career and status be you that’s the best you can do is innocent instead of in a sense the beginning of all understanding is innocence if you’re being you so that you can help your own career that’s why that’s sad feeding a cow with roses does not get extra appreciation let me see there’s no scratch on your face I’m sorry um I haven’t got know what predictive one guys I think this is a lot more fun after you’ve had a big bowl of lo mein ba ba la la main bo la la main please I would have liked it in Bowl another main and it I haven’t gotten one prescription one I don’t have a future I’m getting kind of nervous I don’t have a future what are the chances that I don’t have a future guys the days of your future have passed oh this is what the game is it just ret have a future now let’s say there’s anything futuristic live out of your imagination instead of out of your okay alright just wait for the right moment keep your eyes and ears peeled for the moment of my death because I don’t done you’re done I’m done alright we’re gonna keep all these and we’re gonna eat them with meals and I think they will become more meaningful after we’ve had meals faith is the bird that feels the light and sings while the dawn is still dark