GMMore 534: Rhett and Link at the White House

oh you are the girl read oh really nice to meet you me can’t see a thing okay oh we had okay after we did all that stuff almost meeting the president they were like we’re gonna give you guys a VIP tour of the White House now what I thought might happen is we would like go and like see the big red button that starts a nuclear war or our liking or like oh I didn’t mean to walk in a barge in on your bedroom and like Obama’s like snoozing right yeah yeah watch watch as Sasha and Malia do their homework through the glass there yes no no it’s not like a museum look there’s the animatronic Sasha and Malia doing their homework I gotta say I had no idea what to looking at Sasha oh yeah through class you really do you really didn’t know what to expect but what it ended up being was essentially going through the same rooms that we had already seen with a guy who knew what to say about that they don’t let you take picture well we were allowed to take personal pictures but I think we can we have special permission to share some of these pictures that we’ve taken if we choose to do that so we might share those in some way but no one’s allowed to take pictures out the window into the rose garden yes you cannot take pictures across the Rose grand I there’s obviously some security reason why well yeah I know why but I can’t say it on this can you say it in here nope I heard Kassem asked the question and then the guy kind of confirmed it and I was like oh okay I really want to stow that away right here don’t tell the grandkids about that you know why you can’t take a picture on a rose garden well it was nothing to do with the roses let me tell you that we were in the there was a Blue Room we’re in the Blue Room and I noticed it was yeah there was a green room the Big Blue Room and in the smaller Red Room every room in the White House is just a color no only those three are we’re in the Blue Room and I look out the window and then I noticed the window itself and I was like I bet there’s like and you know a foot of glass here like impenetrable glass but I I they said we can ask any question so I’m like what would it take to get through this glass and like every everybody else Kassem gave me a hard time about that and but he said he the tour guide did didn’t want to answer but then he did he was like well it’s it’s made to shatter like a windshield in a way that it still stays together so with a bullet he said about a year ago a guy fired a bullet from beyond the at the street out there for all the way from from a pistol all the way across in it and it shattered the whole window and it Kasim’s like what is the second bullet did he didn’t I don’t know if he said it did he said it did shatter the whole window he said that that’s what it’s designed to do but I mean he’s just a tour guide he’s not like some security he knew a lot though he knew a lot he knew about all the paintings but I didn’t think he knew the mechanics of the security of the window and I probably shouldn’t have asked and he probably shouldn’t I said anything yeah okay yeah who was there Kassem G grace Helbig we can’t say who else was there Chester C swoozie Olivia Munn it’s not that there’s four other youtubers besides us and I think I just need them and then there’s a woman and then yeah Ben and I’m losing his name the other guy from YouTube and then the guys they got Todd Todd from barely political of their benin used to be who is with barely political but now works for and then a a producer from Jash yes who organized a Nick Nick so we take the top tore into the the rooms court with corresponding colors to their names like the Blue Room was not green it’s what I’m trying to tell you it was blue I mean it was it was it was cool I was there was an oval room I think the Blue Room was oval and there was a couch in there that was built along the oval interval I mean everything has historical significance and they threw all the furniture out many years ago because like the ad like John Adams wife didn’t like the decor and then it shows the sudden this furniture shows up and all these like warehouses in places and decades later they find it recover it and bring it back I mean that’s kind of cool and then we go downstairs and there’s a room that’s nothing but the official White House China from every president I mean so and by China we don’t mean like a little like the country we mean like the plates and stuff so the official dinner where of that particular White House and like Abraham Lincoln as a dinnerware and Abraham Lincoln’s gravy boat and Abraham Lincoln’s was by far the best it was purple no I mean not that I’m really into purple but it had some like design going on and then but like all the rest of the presidents like the recent presidents it was just like white plates with a little gold eagle on it or so but I noticed that you were taking pictures of I took a picture of George Washington’s China because think about that he’s a first president I know but what are you gonna do with that picture show it now there it was everybody’s like well what did it look like now you don’t have to worry cuz I took a picture of it you don’t have to worry you have to wonder what else is care of it what else did what else did we see we saw a painting that Abigail Adams took at when the White House was being burned in 1814 during the War of 1812 which lasted until 1814 I guess the British we’re approaching the White House and she had a dinner party out and she knew that the British were approaching the White House but she would made them go ahead and serve dinner for all the party guests because she didn’t want to disrupted but it got too late in there like we’ve got to leave and so there was one painting of George Washington which is very large that she his portrait I would say that it was an eighth plate maybe 10 feet yeah 8 by 10 feet she takes it down rolls it under her arm and gets out of there the British come in and they see all the food that has been served they sit down and they have the full meal that had been prepared and then they burned the whole White House down that’s for the 8th but so that painting the portrait of Washington was saved right and then it will act I was reframed and then we saw it it was very cool that was pretty cool yeah why did you British why’d you why’d you guys come burn the White House down what’s up with that well they have I blame you guys you guys shouldn’t have done that that’s not cool it’s just not cool you should have done that you shouldn’t have burned it down boy what’s the deal let’s just can’t we all just get along but you should have eaten the food I mean someone had I would have done that but I wouldn’t want a place down be like let’s go fede let’s graffiti the White House that it’ll take a while to clean it up but let’s not burn it down right don’t you agree [Music]

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