gotta take this place over right man who’s going first herb I hate her oh we don’t deal effort can he talk stupid there’s a lot of death in the wheel endings lately he’s alright yeah we were gonna kill a lot of death in this whole episode that’s working from yeah a lot of death in the episode alright so one that I wanted to talk about that didn’t make the cut death by champagne cork now this is a thing this is a real thing a cork can fly off of a champagne bottle up to 50 miles per hour as it leaves the bottle I mean that wait that doesn’t seem that fast to me well like somebody throws a fastball 95 miles per hour it needs to hit you in the weak spot so we trying to convert it to how do you do this you’re trying to get kilometres yeah you do that this 80 it’s 80 miles per hour is it cuz it’s right there on that page you just pulled up oh really yeah hey you know is it we’re talking about like just below the swing if I told you that it was 80 cars per hour would you feel differently too because I just put a lot of work into getting that stat um let me go back to this you’re saying that a 50 mile per hour cork coming at you is not going to kill you I’m saying it’s gonna hurt you I went to the batting cage the other night with my kids and they’ve you know they’ve never hit I feel bad as a father but they’ve never really hit a baseball before mm-hmm this is not something that we’ve been into are they going to the baseball clinic with my kids because I took my kids to play baseball yesterday baseball clinic what’s this there’s like a coach snatched baseball clinic they might be going but I know just I went down to the the castle part place with the batting cages just because you wanted to not because you wanted to prepare them for yeah I was like kids let’s go this is something maybe we can do this did you get hit in the face with a ball going 50 miles an hour no but the slowest one slowest one is 40 and it was too slow but if it was like a champagne or waiting and waiting and waiting if it was shaped like you can’t champagne cork and it was point-blank range and you’re like you’re like huh and it like goes in your mouth shit yeah if it chokes you but cork is made out of not chokes you or it goes up through the soft palate into the roof of your mouth and lodges in your brain that happens um not no way Terri Kay Stevens 1957 man this mess make it end up I made out the name and everything I was like I don’t see any name um warm bottles of champagne and poor technique of removing the cork can result in serious blinding eye injuries anything that travels with such momentum can have a devastating effect if it strikes your $2.00 phone even an unshaken well chilled bottle of champagne the pressure is three times higher than the pressure in your car tire a lot of I believe it so when you’re when you’re high up in bottles in the club you got to be pointing that cannon away from people’s faces we don’t condone it probably lived in bottles in the club probably loses momentum pretty quickly though yes I don’t like it hit by court like I get a Khloe feel it feet away so what is that a gnat you know it’s like getting sprayed by a shotgun from a distance I happen to me when I was a kid injuries include the eyeball rupture what as a kid I got shot but with a shotgun as a child you got sprayed but it fell back to the ground like rain yeah when you’re when you’re hunting a dove small birds the words of peace when you’re hunting those for food sometimes which I did as a child you shoot the shotgun and somebody shoots from the other side of the the field and it goes up in the air then it comes and hits you in the bullets land on You they’re really small sounds like I guess I just got shot but it kind of just bounces off of you um with all the in fact that is a fun fact well all these eye injuries it does make me think about what are the injuries associated with like nerf bullets and whatnot lots of those I went in the I don’t know if I’ve told this story but I went in the optometrist back home I went into his shop and there was it was hung up it was on the weekend he’s a legend of zelda he was a friend of mine tom attrition shop so he was closed but he let me go in there over the weekend to get a pair of glasses or something I can’t remember it’s a few years back but there was a guy who it was on his way out what yeah he’s a friend of mine you know you know how he people he failed to mention that this is like one of his ball I said he’s my friend no no just what part of snail dimension just then when she’d answer right or did you say there were four then I said my friend oh I went in a shop I didn’t hear that either you were off on Zelda or something I probably didn’t say it I thought it and you guys should infer that there was a point to my story which haven’t even gotten to which is it was a guy who went in there on an emergency and he was coming out he had a patch over and his kid had shot him in the eyeball with a suction cup nerf art he went in there and like Tony had a oh your friend Tony uh you know my friend don’t had to pull that thing off I hope I will Tony one time the eyeball came out with it yeah right and then it was like and then I was like pointing you went back in because the not optic nerve pulled it back not bit nerve up I poked Shepherd in I didn’t still just for the record it didn’t stick to the eyeball but its mocked it really good and then came off and then it like tore his cornea I had to I had to call my wife has had to call Tony when Shepherd poked her in the eye on a plane on a plane and she still has a corneal abrasion from that it was like 3.5 years ago and then we called Tony when I poked Shepherd in the eye is repeated pay back no no I why’d you poke into that yeah yeah you know this story I picked him up and I was like pick him up on that eyeball I was messing with him and I like I don’t know what I was doing I was like messing with him and I like shot my arm up and he went right in his eye and I felt it like dig in I don’t know any immediately started crying and they need me to had a big bloody spot on the white part of his eye and I was oh gosh you blinded my son wait that’s why they had to and he was like I sent him a picture up in here if you buy one son you still have another one to vine he’s like he’s gonna be fine anyway I think we’ve talked about this before because I poked my nanny’s eye out when I was a kid but you didn’t poke it out no I stayed in but she couldn’t see out of it for a good luck we also had an argument about this about you you said that poking it out meant where it couldn’t see temporarily and I said poking it out means you poke it and it comes out of the socket right that’s probably your opinion yes you think poking it out when you poke someone’s eye out what do you what does that mean to you he poked his eye out does that really mean that the eyeball comes out have you ever heard have you ever heard the same no like poke your eye out I’m gonna poke your eye out and what do you picture happening your eye okay that’s your opinion and you you mean it’s like it’s out it doesn’t work anymore poke it out like a light it goes out yeah but Jim well Jim Jen’s a decision-maker here because we’ve two two against two what happens if you bugger yeah but when I say what would somebody’s face look like if I poke links I all right now what would you what how would he look if you had to draw a picture of him would he just be going like this three against two vote in the comments