GMMore 543: Sharknado Perfume

he’s gonna celebrate with me when I win who’s going to give me a pep talk backstage instead of saying that they quit what’s your problem I was gonna say pitbull oh he’s here he’s in the audience oh great yeah oh I got a watch what I spray it on my face off because you know what happens in my face when I put barbecue sauce on yeah yeah what was the terminology that I use when I win when I win against all the other ballet competent competitors I I gotta say oh I’ve really been sure that bad and uh at one of our games well I think that we have we played a game before were one of us well it’s not impossible but I think I think we proved our point I think our point came through loud and clear what was that point well it’s funny how once okay so you said is this one that you said smell like a liquor store no yeah well let me smell you and I can tell you because I know what a liquor okay so now I gotta say yeah I put Adam Levine and now that now that I know what’s right it seems obvious okay that’s the thing I will say is it doesn’t seem like okay this this smells like what I imagine Beyonce smells like if I were to meet her not kidding totally not kidding I also imagine a being nine foot tall but that’s not gonna happen this I can totally see this being Taylor Swift Katy Perry smells a little bit like an old woman according to to this same so Adam Levine is very fruity I mean it’s just very now okay I gotta say guys it’s very citrusy you guys said that and it totally makes sense that one direction would have a female yeah you know but one direction to our moment is KITT I don’t know it smells like a unisex thing it smells like a go either way it really does well let’s guys making a perfume exactly but not and that makes total sense makes total sense yes I put I put jay-z in to Beyonce’s clone did Beyonce’s perfume now this does but you know he probably smells like it a lot oh yeah he does when this smells like jay-z that’s that’s real jay-z right there yeah it’s it’s it’s a little bit cooler than I hung on yeah that is jay-z and this is pitbull smells bald yeah I mean it’s it’s it is amazing how once it all is you know once it’s all out there you’re like okay I could totally see this but in the moment you feel like a dog that’s been taken to the dog park you know I’m saying it’s just overwhelmed with sense and you can’t keep anything straight the first celebrity scent was Estee Lauder’s youth do you do you do well you know what DW Joan Crawford 1953 but did you know that not only does Antonio Banderas and Bruce Willis have a cologne but the fictional character from 24 Jack Bauer has a cologne it smells like god this smells like he’s in a hurry mmm I was gonna say something about I’m the funny explosive residue but with it’s called the fragrance Jack Bauer like once it’s caught the flag Winsett Jack ballet yes W a GRA and C flagrant flagrant I was reading it correctly the men behind 24 the fragrance is strong and robust 295 with incredible self assurance this distinguished scent of 24 the fragrance comes with emotions of vibrancy and dynamicism here’s the dynamism women dynamicism which one of these are you gonna start wearing enchanted blend of coriander mandarin orange in bergamot i got it to say you like fruity stuff and you’re a man you should wear the Adam Levine that should be your thing you shoulda started like pitbull well I I think I’m gonna go with Donald Trump the fragrance and you should go with the Pope’s come on first Donald smell like a Pope Donald Trump’s the fragrance available on Amazon for $50 it looks like Trump Tower kind of it’s gold it’s a little tacky Oh de Toilette spray mint citrus basil cucumber green notes wood vetiver who wears Donald Trump cologne recommended use daytime what recommended use daytime you can’t wear it at night what happens he turned into a werewolf gotta be a because he’s a businessman he’s getting business done the Pope the Pope’s cologne calm it’s these people who found this old recipe from Pope Pius the ninth and they obtained the formula and then tried to make what they are marketing as the Pope’s cologne so come into that so the Pope himself still getting some Burnage happening over here is not the Catholic Church is not receiving any benefit from the Pope’s Cologne at least not to my knowledge but I can click on this free sample button and San Raphael excelsis will be pleased to provide a free point zero for fluid out sample however a small shipping and handling fee of for $50 for 50 does apply send your check or money order and for $4.50 along with shipping information to excelsis recently given all here eleven sandstone court San Rafael California nine for 903 USA or just go down there to eleven sandstone court if you’re in San Rafael and get some of the Pope’s clone now the shipping they’ll just to give it to you for free so Antonio Banderas and Bruce Willis have colognes but the best cologned Tara Reid has a cologne associated with her performance in the sharknado films of course shark by Tara was it’s not like what time of the day is it for it’s for underwater I guess I guess you don’t have to be an award I’ve never came in a tornado I’ve never been recommended a cologne the time of day to use a cologne that about I’ve never met Tara Reid but when I do this is what I’m talking to her about you know she was at the streamys right uh-huh she was and she was walking around and we were really about this like what is that you’re wearing I’m gonna talk to some you see it’s nighttime so I’m wearing shark let me but if it were daytime I’d be wearing Donald Trump the fragrance of white with the Donald Blom play this the Bugs Bunny for a daytime I mean I this gives me hope no offense Tara but this gives me hope that we could we could we could really market the barbecue sauce nah I had an idea one time to have a cologne seriously that didn’t make you smell like a barbecue sauce but made you smell like you’ve been cooking on a grill you know like Mike’s tannins grills and he’s like and he’s got charcoal smoke all over his eyes are red I’m smelling with that it’s what it would be called what we call smokey to bear smokey smoke man I’ve been grilling IBG I’ve been grill I be grilling I be will Tina team up with Lil Wayne I’d be grilling Oh grill it comes with a free grill and I’m not in a mouth why is this not a good idea and you know what the tagline is where at any time except when grilling yes then you don’t meet it well any time except when grilling because that’d be overkill that’s actual that’s the where any time except when drilling and then special things is flammable oh you could use it as lighter fluid – yeah doubles as lighter smoke man lighter fluid slight smoke man smoking I be grilling man I’d be grilling I’d be grilling I think is the is the tagline and then the warning line and flammable should just be called legs smoke man is stupid smoke man is stupid smoker smoker it should be called smoker you seem like a smoker what about smoking not bad smoking what about this so dumb sniffs sniffing smoke smoking Smith man smoking sniff smokin sniff buy written late what about sniff sniff my smoke scratching smoke scratching smoke you have to scratch off more smoke when you scratch it yeah I got an itch Barbara yeah I got a itch that only you can scratch yeah I smell like I’ve been really I think food food flavored clone is way the future brisk I smell like hot dog yeah yeah Wienerschnitzel by rhett and Link hmm for the man walking smell a hammer man burger man every merry burger we’d have a whole line man yes ma’am burger brisket boy it’s for boys no it’s not brisket boy is for boys hey screw Chablis for boys in divorces brisket boys I am the brisket boy man burger for the ladies boy Riblet I know rib rib basket slab that’s very feminine slab slab for women brisket for the boys in hamburger man burger go to me all right all right [Music] you

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